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Romance › Re: What Kinda Girlfriend Is This, Pls Help.. by Deckline(m): 5:44am On Dec 15, 2018

OP,you are not giving it to her well in "ze oza room"... That's why.

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Romance › Re: PHOTOS: Meet The 25-year-old Model Who Wants To Have The World’s Biggest Bum by Deckline(m): 5:41am On Dec 15, 2018

Vanity upon vanity...

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Education › Re: 11 Pictures That NDU Engineering Students Can Relate To by Deckline(m): 11:42pm On Dec 14, 2018

Op,i get you! . They were simply 11 pictures Engineering students would/could relate to.
They weren't meant to be funny.
Okay.

Literature › Re: Lost in Lust [A story by Toyin Olorunsola] by Deckline(m): 11:44am On Dec 14, 2018

Cboyflald:
I dis is ur glo no 08113703920, I want to send u vtu

Celebrities › Re: Passing Out Corper Rock Vote Against Buhari T Shirt by Deckline(m): 9:08am On Dec 14, 2018

Praizeupdates:
This Corps member passing out today has a strong message for Nigerians

Whats happening here? Has buhari offend him personally?

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/passing-out-corper-rock-vote-against-buhari-t-shirt/

Cc lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

...offended...

Celebrities › Re: Charley Boy(area Father) Set To Divorce His Wife Tomorrow by Deckline(m): 9:06am On Dec 14, 2018

Sunnymatey:
Woman wey u Don initiate finish, who want chop this leftover Sacrifice?

Carry ur property

This got me so cracked up.

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Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Shows His Daughter, Son-In-Law And Grandson by Deckline(m): 8:59am On Dec 14, 2018

JasonScoolari:
Cute baby, beautiful lady.

Dear Lord, as your favorite son Jason nor too fine like that, push ugly girls far away from me and make you push the fine woman that I will marry my way.

You wen do am for Segun Arinze, OBJ and Oshiomhole, do it for me.

Thank you Lord.

*kneels down* My father my father,this prayer wey this my broda yan you so,no be only am need solution.

Na fine fine women we want,make ugly shiit face women stay far.away.

Oshiomole no get two head.
Baba God,give me "money" "ego" "owo" "kudi"
Thank you Lord!

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NYSC › Re: See Quality Of NYSC Cloth 41 Years Ago. Are We Retrogressing As A Nation? by Deckline(m): 8:13am On Dec 14, 2018

JasonScoolari:
Most of you ladies seeks attention to survive.

Thanks for bursting her tho.

Seek...

Celebrities › Re: Actress Mercy Johnson Reveals The Secret Behind Her Amazing Curves by Deckline(m): 8:05am On Dec 14, 2018

gabsmilez:
mercy johnson, a woman with great yam leg i respect that

Mercy Johnson... What is yam leg huh

Here in Toronto,we don't know what it means.

Politics › Re: Fully Loaded Danfo Bus Without Back Cover Pictured At Eko Bridge by Deckline(m): 7:56am On Dec 14, 2018

iluvdonjazzy:
and I repeat, Lagos is such a useless place, am still at Lagos.

I'm still in...Lagos.

Romance › Re: 55-Year-Old Married Playboy Shows Off His 20-Year-Old Lover On Social Media. by Deckline(m): 7:53am On Dec 14, 2018

LuciferRedeemer:
Feminists have depended on preeq for survival since the time of Esther, Bathseba & Delilah so this is no surprise.

Bunch of desperate, lazy & disguting creatures.

*spits

...disgusting...

Romance › Re: Unilag Student Stephany Send Nude to a Man For 50k, Chat And Photos Leaked by Deckline(m): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2018

lilmax:
what's the difference between this and some Instagram slots? this no be nude pic abeg

What was that for huh

Phones › Re: This Phone Has Two Screens Front And Back With Spotless 3 Cameras by Deckline(m): 7:42am On Dec 14, 2018

loricara:
no bit its still better than tevno

It's.

Phones › Re: This Phone Has Two Screens Front And Back With Spotless 3 Cameras by Deckline(m): 7:40am On Dec 14, 2018

ChristmasBells:
Merry christmas to you all its really to most wonderful time of the year and may you recieve this kind of phone as a christmas gift this year in JESUS NAME recieve now

Your spelling is appalling.

Celebrities › Re: My A*ss Is Real-bobrisky Says As He Strikes Provocative Post (photos) by Deckline(m): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2018

festusparkz419:
Dis One think he is doing me.....

Wasted Spam

Sperm

Romance › Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by Deckline(m): 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2018

A moment of silence for this Op. lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Nigerians Blast Slay Queen For Performing Mouth Action On A Carrot(photo) by Deckline(m): 10:09pm On Dec 13, 2018

These dudes be bashing her but y'all wishing you were the fvcking carrot. Hypocrites!

Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 8:52pm On Dec 13, 2018

Jasonteague:
Yes angel and jewel must be separated. He must end up with jane

Name of a person must start with a capital letter.

Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2018

clement112:
We learn new things everyday. Do not be annoyed, if you dont liked to be corrected. Infant, update us with the lastest...

don't... Like.

Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 11:57pm On Dec 12, 2018

nastynic:
Why do you bask in the Euphoria of making yourself look Stupid Bruh?

Define stupid sir...

Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2018

omoola1122:
INFANT INFANT INFANT
How many times do i called you?

We have done out best in voting for you for this December award, it is now your turn to impress us with your updates..
because if you check the nominating thread you will see that no other name than INFANT......

stop dulling.
Note: No word like dulling.

thumb up for u.

from your parker fan.

I don't know where to start...
.
Always begin a new paragraph with a capital letter.

...and please,try to work on your grammatical spellings. Know where to put your punctuation marks.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows His "Growing Curves" To The World (photos) by Deckline(m): 11:26pm On Dec 12, 2018

Yewandequeen:
it's typo na. U self ehn

Don't worry,be happy.

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows His "Growing Curves" To The World (photos) by Deckline(m): 11:20pm On Dec 12, 2018

Yewandequeen:
I kmow this post will grace fp

Know... FP

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows His "Growing Curves" To The World (photos) by Deckline(m): 11:18pm On Dec 12, 2018

Nwodosis:
If this post didn't make Front Page, then I will believe that he's harmful to the society.

Note: If is based on probability.
.
So,the correct sentence should be...
.
If this post doesn't make Front Page...

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Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 11:09pm On Dec 12, 2018

Ebigbola:
Pls send the link.is more easier

It's.

Literature › Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 11:07pm On Dec 12, 2018

FortunateB:
Please those that have not vote for Infant should do so, let our vote be our compensation package for this mind blowing story.

Kudos to all those that have vote for him, so far Infant is leading.

Infant keep the fire burning

Voted... Our votes... Be his compensation...
Kudos to those... That have voted...

Music/Radio › Re: Osayimwen Osahon George: Don't Watch Blue Films Just Watch Nigerian Music Videos by Deckline(m): 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2018

THE TRUTH HURTS.That is the new trend. Everything we do here in our music industry was from the whites but we have chosen to out do them in immorality!

But what can i say? Everybody got their lives to live. They are doing their business. Please do yours with all diligence amigo.
I can't judge them.

Romance › Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of Husband-To-Be And His Military Wife by Deckline(m): 1:03pm On Dec 11, 2018

IamD18:
They both look very matured for marriage.

MATURE.

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Told His Mum I'm His Friend by Deckline(m): 12:44pm On Dec 11, 2018

Yeye notu nig.Ltd. Wetin dey for the back of the girl? No be friend huh

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Deckline(m): 12:34pm On Dec 11, 2018

This goat face slowpoke trynna make a name/ Same wack old lines your shii stays the same/.
I'm no major but i get'em taxes/ Lick your shii before your ma died of dicksies/.

Literature › Re: Infant Wins December Award by Deckline(m): 1:37pm On Dec 09, 2018

Wadewaltz:
Shreder

So,this is your alternate account...man,you are finished!

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