₦airaland Forum

juche:
Can a human being as stupid as this ? Even at the age of 26 and above ?. This is so pathetic. Op, your stupidity is at the final stage. You are a lost case, no need of trying to help u. I only have pity for your parents.

FATALITY!

agbonkamen:
I saw him 2yrs ago he was like na God go judge you

God go judge am first.

agbonkamen, chai! You bad!!

lefulefu:
yes ooo..d laps fwesh die and so she dey like to wear short skirts very fwesh hairless looking laps

I fear you o. See the way you describe the laps

agbonkamen:
where the love now

Tell us your own na.

lefulefu:
hmm well i hated the teacher i had when i was primary 3.very wicked man wey dey ride one suzuki motocycle. im name na uncle stanley but we dey call am uncle standing..always be forming fineboy and be flirting with one female primary2 teacher.anytime dem write names of noisemakers ...d class monitor dey always put down my name and wen uncle standing want to bulala u with cane he will do it without mercy.mehn i feel like stoning dat uncle standing with mango seed right now on dat his oblong head. anyway the teacher i ever loved was the one i had in jss1.aunty sandra my CRK teacher.very sexy..fwesh yellow laps and nice behind.i always love her stories about abraham,isaac and jacob.anytime she"s teaching, she will sit on d front desk and cross her legs and her short skirt will hitch up and i will just be admiring dose fwesh fwesh laps .i think i fell in love with her actually.

The Laps go fwesh gan o.

pawshjai:
lolz....mr Ben...how much we hate dah dude....lolz locked d dude in d staff room at d close of day...d guy likx to b d last to liv sch...xo we lockd him dre nd mak him slip in d sch...dah wah he neva left at all...lolz....tnk God he didnt knw we did dah...if nt our back go hear m ..d idiot liks to flog ur behind..wah trash

but ur behind still small that time na. E dey massage am.

nuggarito:
The day I nod my maths teacher Mr emerlife for jaw, I no know which kind morah I gather that day, dude been giving me trouble ever since the day his crush was after me.

After that incident my life wasn't the same again.

Tremendious change. You get mind o.

Akkord4gov:
The OP is a liar. If u can belief him,definitely,u will belief APC lies too

Simply answer the question or park well abeg.

HitlerGaddafi:
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I like your nick o. My two super role models

Sometimes,i just sit down and think about what i've done in the past... My class was something else
There was this female biology teacher. Big breasted and assful because of her,i will leave my back seat cum to the front for clearer HD view. My guys no carry last o. We pack oursef put for front o. But her own come too much. She asks us to bring all kinds of wierd animals for practicals. E.g worm,dead lizard and cocroach etc. If you disobey ehn, God is your intercessor o.
THE CRAZIEST MISTAKE I EVER MADE WAS WHEN I THREW CHALK AT THE BOARD WHEN SHE WAS TEACHING AND IT ENTERED HER BREAZZ. I SEE HELL THAT DAY! Fadalurd!!
So,what was the craziest thing you or your class has ever done to the teachers you dislike??
cc lefulefu
cc fynestboi
cc lalasticlala

tracyberry:
o well i guess i will have to rewrite GCE
gosh! I hate this country

You can write NECO. after waec.

tracyberry:
hi nairalanders i urgently need ur help, my name is Tracy I sat for this year jamb and got 278, i wanna apply for unilag to study law but my gce result was withheld when i checked it, although i already have a good result in my waec but i didn't write literature in my waec, so that was the result why i wrote the GCE but my gce result was not released, anyone with an idea of what to do cause am completely devastated and i don't wanna stay home for another year.


can i be admitted into sch without literature in my o level, even though i wrote literature in jamb
someone pls help me

I'm so sorry dear. I honestly don't wish to be in your shoes right now. UNILAG won't admit you for LAW without literature. I was fortunate enough to have C6 in it in my GCE.

Kenerd:
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It looks like there are no DELSU Law aspirants here o... Its okay. Anyway,the fewer,the better.

Greatzeus:
All of you saying you would sell your certificates,i dont blame you, i blame the fact that you have worked so hard to obtain the certificate,yet most are still working hard daily in search for job to use the certificate,i blame our leaders. But the truth is a certificate will always be there,while N100m will finish,even if you use it for business and succeed,it will never open some doors for you.

Baba... You are saying nonsense.

Op Just 1 million naira. I will offer all my certificates from birth as burnt offering. Just show me the way.

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

you think you are deceiving me You are deceiving yourself.

Okoh1:
This thread has been grossly misconcieved. The essence of this (thead) is to draw our attention to how our choice of vocabulary can be (misconstrued) by our listeners or target audience. I bet this is not a true story but a fiction.

The spellings in bracket proved my point. YOU CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS THE BRITISH. BE PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY'S SLANG AND ADJUST YOUR DELIQUENCIES.

bjayx:
She meant "deer"

You are wickid.

Kenerd:
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Not this topic. I meant the other one on the romance thread.

cc kenerd. I meant this one.

So OP, Nobody in this whole wide world is close enough to tell you that You are mad You don fall my hand o. Girls 90% of them don't have brain...and they are all on nairaland. E.g MhizzAJ, so i should just give her my money like that ba? Because we plant money for my backyard. Your brain dey leek.

5thElement:
So you're not a teen, then how did you jump to the conclusion that I'm female?

You typed like one.

5thElement:
Oga shine your eye and check who you are misquoting o. I don't tolerate silly teenagers prancing around on my mentions.

How can i check sir? And who told you i'm a teen?

frankosivue:
Thank you!

No problem.

frankosivue:
Edo state but i live in Bauchi. This i7s the reason i am interested in Uniben. What other computer less competive course are they offering?

Computer science and education.

5thElement:
Most guys think that sex makes a woman's breasts get bigger, hence they see busty women as securely experienced. They feel the pressing and the sucking during sex make them bigger.

While some girls do engage in sex at an early age due to early puberty and the fast development of their bodies, some others do not.

BTW, those asking for pictures, isn't it time you guys gave up masturbation and got married or something?

O Lawd! Restore sense to this hopeless girl again. I pray thee.

Belafonte:
You will never make it in advertising. You cannot just talk about a product without ample samples and expect the public to be convinced. Even the apostles preached the gospel with signs and wonders supporting. My friend, show us boobs let us make our own judgement. You can't just come and claim your neighbour fainted upon sighting your boobs with no evidence. For all we know, you're a man with dry chest and scraggy beards.

O! You are wise. It is certain. I love your siggy. The Op is a dry chested beardless mushroom with a shrinking impotent d!Ck.

frankosivue:
For Nigerian 7 Universities in general. I made sure i check requirement for CS on myschool web7ite.

It is okay then but i must tell you. Computer Science is very competitive. Prepare extra hard for the p utme. Which state are you from?