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PrinceJoeWan:
Its unhealthy, so try to mind how u express ur actions!
U two may need d help of each other tomorrow so start something together today !

Tell that to him. I didn't mean any harm. I'm Just trying to be jovial but he obviously misinterpreted me. Oh well, its all good Tomorrow is my birthday.

Smarty98:
o boy, wetin I do u nah Y ar u always mentioning me in an absurd manner

Get used to it.

Badtman:
POscience

na una be the trouble makers o.

Perverts everywhere Lusting after her body. The first thing they see is the soft,smooth, fluffy brezz . What i see is that big fwesh hips in the first pic. Just imagine what that gown is covering between her two enchanting laps dammn!! I'm in love!

JESUS is the only way to salvation brother. We can't embrace darkness!

Badtman:
we are here!

Pls let's know when the post UTME is out coz depression is now smiling at me here whenever seeing my old secondary classmate proudly signing out of Uni, Poly even College since i get back to my sense through an expected accident after 6years being thug/ Weed peddler


Glory be to Almighty for the grace of life

I glorify God with you brother The form is coming out next month. What course are you opting for?

Brukx:
Read your jamb subjects. Maths and current affairs included.
The vice Chancellor of DELSU is Peretemode. Question is who is the Chancellor?

Delsu has no chancellor. He doesn't exist.
I am an Arts student. Hearing mathematics alone makes me grow pale

DoctorRo:
my dear better start preparing,nothing will happen to you if you prepare for the two exams so that which everone comes you are not at any loss remember this is the last lap of the race and you can't afford to grow weary give it your by best and at he end we'll all laugh last in Jesus Name,Amen

Amen ooo.
Thank you Racheal. I swear,you smart pass smarty98 I will start reading after my birthday HBD to me in advance.

Brukx:
If you want to study medicine. prepare for the worst. Read your Chem/bio/physics and also prepare for Apt test

note: there is a 85% chance that you won't be allowed to parry with a calculator.

Delsu/Medicine: It's about survival of the fittest

What do you mean by "prepare for the worst If an aspirant with 270 has to prepare for the worst,what then is the fate for Law aspirants like us with 260 I can't remember when last i opened a text book cause i don't even know what to expect or read for.

DoctorRo:
thanks, I know your counting down to your birthday,make sure you don't forget my share

I will try not to forget. May 17.

DoctorRo:
i went for a skill acquisition training even before march we wrote jamb,January 12th to be precised which is supposed to last for three months but I'll end the training at the end of this month.

Sweet. Goodluck!

DoctorRo:
how do you manage to stay at home, I tried it in January I almost died of boredom .I was admitted into uniport,don't mind them they didn't see any other better course to give me except AEB,I rejected it without thinking twice

I'm kinda like an introvert sha... Anyways,what have you been doing since after you've seen your result?

Martinez19:
You must be a mind reader or have a cctv to know that me and other nairaland atheists are factory workers and unfortunate. Don't you know that there are christians who are factory workers and unfortunate? What bearing does someone's status and fortune have on the existence of God? SMH

e pain am Stop deceiving yourself boy. You are just confused. If you don't have any sensible topic to create,use your 10MB wisely. Atheist my foot!! You guys just want attention. Its unfortunate sha.

Martinez19:
wakanda shIt is this?

Oh great! Factory worker sighted!
Ask your sh!tty brained "wanna be" atheists you are not an atheist. You guys are just unfortunate

All these old,unfortunate factory workers will just recharge 100naira and log on to nairaland and be claiming to be atheists. Atheists are in in Europe. Those we have here on nairaland are just Artistes acting like Atheists. After they log out now,they will be begging God for forgiveness. Attention seekers! I'm just here to read comments jare.

Poor mentality everywhere Nothing can ever make me pick federal over private universities. The difference is clear. Your federal universities are just full of shit now and forever especially UI and OAU I weep for OAU more.

You still don't have one percent iota of sense! Brain box is empty!

DoctorRo:
the form should be out already I'm tired of waiting

Relax! I've just been at home busy. Busy doing nothing! It will be out next month. Just chill.
BTW- Which school were you admitted to last year?

DoctorRo:
hahahaha,4 indeed.mehn were have you been I thought you left as well making it 3 these delsu aspirants are funny just see how threads of other schools are progressing anyway we deserve some accolades cause we've successfully moved this thread from page 60 to were it is now
I think there are two other law aspirant on this forum they created threads individually but as usual no aspirant showed up.

That is their own wahala.
Post Jamb form is likely to be out by next month because Delsu exam starts June 4 and ends June 24.

DoctorRo:
true words there, but come to think of it one can't communicate alone hence the need for the presence of some delsu aspirant on this thread

Technically speaking, we only have four DELSU aspirants as far as this thread is concerned. You,me,PrinceJoewan and CorneliusSulla8 Other assumed aspirants are still on exile till further notice

Momcherry:
Why was he named Bisi in the first place？Is that not supposed to be a girls name？Those days in primary school，when you come across a name like that in your reader , then you wouldnt need anyone to tell you that Bisi is a girl。



Parents, stop giving your kids names meant for the opposite sex, name never finish。Especially boys。
Na so I just dey look one man for my area bearing Ngozi

maybe na Chinedu Ngozikachukwu

rheether:
Dating a guy who still live with his parent.

...but you can date a man who is still living with his wife. Your brain get leakages!

Badtman:
Op, Am a art student, want to study political scince and I scored 196 in Jamb my WAEC is very good but my literature was cancel am i good to go with the course or there will be a problem.

For Delsu, i don't think literature is compulsory for political science. Maths, English,Government,Economics,and any art or commercial subject.

CorneliusSulla8:
only anagrams that can't be it.

I also found some dude selling aptitude test questions on nairaland problem is?
am in ekiti soon to leave for Lagos I for like get my hands on the stuff. or at least see something similar to not be caught unaware.

That was what was set last year. 50 questions. That was why people passed it easily. I hope and pray it stays the same this year.

Hey y'all! Its my birthday month o. MAY 17. Hope this forum will be more than what it is now before that day. PrinceJoeWan, did i get the meaning of the G.A.C course correctly

DoctorRo:
Happy new month all,this year is really running fast

Really We supposed to be in July now then i can agree its really fast indeed.

PrinceJoeWan:
Decode it u may encounter it in ur Aptitude Test

Lol... You didn't give me options bruh. G.A.C-Guidance And Counselling

PrinceJoeWan:
G.A.C

Meaning

PrinceJoeWan:
If its Aptitude Test U don't need to prepare if u remember what u were taught in secondary school!
Good Luck

So,which course are you going for now?

DoctorRo:
I'm still confused what's the difference between the post utme and aptitude test

Aptitude Test took the form of ANAGRAMS last year. Post Utme is set like JAMB.

DoctorRo:
Don't let that one bother you at all,i can bet you that there are a whole lot of them with very high score sef same applies to medicine and other course don't allow their silence make you relax,just prepare like you had the lowest score in jamb and only postutme can save you,most of them might be low key preparing,as for me I'll just prepare harder and give it my best shot
lest I forget did you notice that this thread has finally left page 60 at last

Yes o but honestly, I haven't started reading at all. I don't know what to prepare for. I have many Aptitude Test questions with me though. PrinceJoewan, do you still remember some of the Aptitude questions asked last year? Lets just rigmarole a lil bit.