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Science/TechnologyRe: The Dangers Of Staring At The Sun As Mercury Transit Tomorrow May 9. by decollex(m): 8:14am On May 09, 2016
Its Alright!
RomanceRe: Can You Develop Feelings For Someone You've Never Met? by decollex(m): 5:01am On Apr 22, 2016
SANDOSKI:
YES......oooo winkgringrin
is it possible its happening right now with You.
RomanceRe: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by decollex(m): 4:30am On Apr 22, 2016
SuperModz:
Uhm! There is this lady that has been throwing a lot of green lights at me. The thing is I don't really like this girl and am the kinda guy who doesn't date a person I don't have feelings for.


This girl has been bombarding with cute texts, love emoticons and all that. It scares me atimes and as much as I would like to enjoy the attention, I don't want to hurt her and I don't wanna play her.. I just wanna lay her off me without hurting her.

Does anyone have any idea how I can do this huh

Mature minds pls... And ladies pls before you get drunk in love, try to figure out if 'that' guy really likes you.

Lalasticlala
Let see her Pix, am Sure she is not pretty if not dis question wud never arise. #HardTruth
RomanceRe: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by decollex(m): 3:44am On Apr 22, 2016
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
Is dat Why u re called RomanceLander, U and Romance eehhh!!! Tell me you didn't enjoy d journey too lol.
RomanceRe: Can An Introvert Date An Extrovert... Your Reasons? by decollex(m): 3:15pm On Mar 24, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin yes ofcurz.... basic chemistry... opposites attract ..
One way or another, these 2 ppol will benefit each other. cool
, Basic Physics u mean.
RomanceRe: I Love Him But He's A Barber by decollex(m): 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2016
Forget about what he is today, think of what he would become tomorrow, I call it PROSPECT. All the same follow your Heart.
RomanceRe: I Love Him But He's A Barber by decollex(m): 4:14pm On Mar 10, 2016
sexynabila:
If he is a barber, so? Who are u ?
You mean to ask: What are u?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How To Become A Graphic Designer In 4 Steps by decollex(m): 3:49pm On Mar 10, 2016
sinaj:
I really need a tutor


A good one that can take me on diz
For Corel Draw and Photoshop Whatsapp me on 08122805843
RomanceRe: Am Sex Starved.....and I Dont Have A Boyfriend...what Do I Do? by decollex(m): 10:53am On Feb 27, 2016
Accept Jesus into Your Life. That's all you to do right now believe me.
RomanceRe: Am Sex Starved.....and I Dont Have A Boyfriend...what Do I Do? by decollex(m): 10:52am On Feb 27, 2016
Accept Jesus into Your Life.
RomanceRe: When You Want To Marry A Lady, Never Judge A Book By Its Cover! by decollex(m): 10:48am On Feb 27, 2016
Are u really asking this, after reading the book cover to cover u still not convinced enuf, u knw wat read it all over again before u say I do wit her. Forget d Cover now n read the story again.
RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Guy To Ask A Lady Out After Paying His Bills? by decollex(m): 10:39am On Feb 27, 2016
Hell NO.
RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone And Cheat On Them? by decollex(m): 10:28am On Feb 27, 2016
DeeCherry:
NO! When I love,I love for real.
Really?
RomanceRe: Hilarious Photo Showing That Not All That Glitters Is Gold by decollex(m): 11:38am On Feb 25, 2016
farano:
Why are our men so obsessed with boobs and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with... lipsrsealed grin
I see u, another scammed boobs loading.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke's Photoshoot For Designer Layo G Woman by decollex(m): 1:15pm On Feb 24, 2016
DammyLucy:
She resemble witch
why wud u say dat?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by decollex(m): 1:06pm On Feb 24, 2016
sinaj:
nah
. sup, wat re u doing today?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by decollex(m): 9:56am On Feb 24, 2016
sinaj:
it gets tighter on our waist wen we gettin fat
hmm, I see, but do u wear it?
RomanceRe: How Telemundo Destroy Our Ladies Emotionally by decollex(m): 9:44am On Feb 24, 2016
mynd1:
Reading.
Hurry up Joor! Lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by decollex(m): 9:31am On Feb 24, 2016
sinaj:
Wear it to keep in shape!
How is dat?
FamilyRe: Pastor Van-Lare Grabs Wife's Boobs by decollex(m): 11:23am On Feb 23, 2016
SweetOlive:
Stop contradicting. It could be in any form, Public D.A or Private. D.A. The choice is yours tongue
I rest My Case. Nice day.
FamilyRe: Pastor Van-Lare Grabs Wife's Boobs by decollex(m): 10:58am On Feb 23, 2016
SweetOlive:
Yes, really!
, so Romance is a form of PDA, is dat it?
PoliticsRe: "Is It Because It's Buhari? Can't Suffer & Smile Because My Bro Is President" by decollex(m): 5:46am On Feb 23, 2016
AlienStar:
Change is change whether positive or negative.
what about balance? Hope we hv gotten wat we wished for. Nigga will never learn.
FamilyRe: Pastor Van-Lare Grabs Wife's Boobs by decollex(m): 5:39am On Feb 23, 2016
SweetOlive:
Romantic
Really?
RomanceRe: PICS: When a Girl Is a PHD Holder In Gold Digging by decollex(m): 5:35am On Feb 23, 2016
SweetOlive:
Zero Dig. Lol cheesy
.Tell me about it. Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Vacant Positions In WORLDMART, Abuja. by decollex(m): 1:57am On Dec 05, 2015
The email just bounces bk oo, anyone wit a solution on wat to do?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At World Mart Mall by decollex(m): 7:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
Pls check the email, its not correct ooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Vacant Positions In WORLDMART, Abuja. by decollex(m): 7:10pm On Dec 04, 2015
Pls check the email. its not correct ooo
RomanceRe: The Daily Pains Of A Handsome Or Good Looking Guy. by decollex(m): 4:38pm On Dec 04, 2015
Am an obvious victim of No;4, hw do I deal wit it?
RomanceRe: "My Neighbour Has A Girlfriend But Still Sleeps With Me Every Time” by decollex(m):
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RomanceRe: Ladies You Need To Add Value In A Relationship by decollex(m): 4:26pm On Dec 03, 2015
Nice one Bro.

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