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Please are there any vancacies in that company? I love this kind of job and I'm a confident young man who keeps his eyes straight and head up!

notoriousbabe:
seun own too much for here,I like as the guy give am upper cut

Lolz... And I come think say you dey support me. You be pro-GMB?

notoriousbabe:
abeg leave the guy jo

Babe you don reason am na? It's highly lugubrious... A case of pisma disma.... *voice trails off*!!

ideology:
Contact me for bulk production

Chai bro... Make I join you for this one first now after that, we can talk business


#seriouslysallivating!!

Herzumpther:
Its called jollof pepper soup.

Lolz... I wonder oh! Anyway, I will think of trying it out one day.... With high emphasis on "think"!!

notoriousbabe:
it was just an advice not an insult,stop making mountain out of a mole hill

An advice that included calling Seun, the prestigious owner of this site a hen? Haba bros, fear God na! Imagine calling your lecturer a hen! And you think say you go graduate??

iykofias:
getout of here, go peel egusi for ur mama

Lol... Your assumptions are quite ridiculous... Not everyone is a kid like you, you should always remember that. Good luck with peeling eguisi for your Mama

iykofias:
Mr. Seun pls stop reasoning like a hen. I Dont know wot u were given to sell but we are definitely not buying

If I was Seun, I believe I'd have banned you a long time ago. You've no right to insult the owner of this site. Freedom of Information bill wasn't equally passed here...!!

manny4life:
Our native spice

First season the fish with (any spice) of yours, after steaming up, blend all these together

ehulu - roast on the fire
uziza seeds
uda - one stick
efulu
Fresh tomatoes, fresh pepper or Cameroon pepper with onion,
Utazi leaves (one or two leafs to make it a lil bitter)


That's it...

Thank me later

Ha... Fresh tomatoes in pepper soup? Bros dis one don pass pepper soup oh!!


You're sure it's not the recipe for Tomatoes soup you're giving us here? Lol... Every other thing is in order except the tomatoes.

We call ours ehuru not ehulu. Small seeds, not too small that is roasted a little and then pound.

Then which one is efulu again?

okotv:
the English name is African star apple. Thank you

Oh... Thank you very much dear! . I think I've heard African Star Apple before but never knew it was meant for udara

Good morning foodlanders!

Lolz.... I was scared as I clicked on the link to open but now it has opened, I'm better relaxed....


OP, your trick got me!!


Lolz... I can't stop laughing at the pics and at myself!!

Babymama1:
Udara
Chai

Are you salivating? Please don't take it in your dreams abeg...


Good night dear... Sleep calls!

Take care!!

My God!! This guy? Where are you from? Are you from Venice? Or from where biko?


All you've stated here is exactly how I feel about love, relationships and marriage. Pillow fights are cool...


Games too... Example, play Temple Run with her one after the other if you lose, she plays next and vice versa.

You're a real man jare. I just hope we find the kind of woman that would make us complete.



I love happy lives and I cherish a happy family. Do you?

Babymama1:
Another bachelor eh kwa

Lolz.... Yes oh.... Not joining the fray of married peeps yet sha... At least not until I understand love, relationship and marriage very well.


Btw, I'm munching agbalumo/udara/cherry (I hear say na the English name be that).


You care??

I greet all of you Foodlanders, Ma'am Coco, Miss Herzumpther, Aunty Babyosisi and each of you all.

Wishing the marriage arrangees and the arrangers success in their endeavours!


Back to food, yesterday was kinda boring in that aspect. I ate the leftover from the rice I cooked on Sunday in the morning... Fast forward to afternoon, wanted to make a cool vegetative dish of Indomie noodles but eggs, carrots, cucumber and green beans was missing so I chilled.

Turning around, I saw Milk, Milo and I remembered that I had Sugar in the fridge. Can you guess what came to my mind then?






Tea?



No!





Garri?


Yes!!


But something was missing. Anyone guess?





Yeah! You're right!.... It's G'nut as a friend of mine calls it... Groundnut. Didn't feel like heading out to buy it so I took it that way.



Ingredients:
Five spoons of Milk!
Four spoons of Milo!!
Three cubes of sugar!!!
Two cups of garri!!!!


Did I hear someone shout diabetes?



Ha! Well, a Food scientist friend of mine says sugar is good for the body and I'm a very energetic and athletic young man. I gym, I cycle, I run and I work!

So do you still think I consume much sugar? I hope not!!
By the way, I took two large cups of water after then!


Three hours later;
I feel hungry again and I opt for the same rice and beans!!


Fast forward to night:
I don't feel hungry so I take two cups of water... But I'm still awake now and I feel quite hungry... Let me stroll to the kitchen biko.


#Done&Out!!

Did you just speak English or are my eyes deceiving me??

Rephrase the end part of your story for the gods.... Making me so dizzy!!

The thing still dey as him dey jare...


I no go buy fuel until I see d change.

Taxi!! Waterlines abeg!!

#GEJ until 2019 or till Buhari produces his JSSCE cert.!!

How can we trust you?

Hmmm.....


Ama-Echi, you are moving with an accident infested train at a neck breaking speed. Be careful or you hit the rocks.

#GEJ till Amaechi becomes National Adviser on Buhari's washing plate matters!!

This was yesterday.... Everything on the dish was cooked, eaten, swallowed, and washed down with a cup of chilled water by me!!

Contents of the plate:
Rice
Beans
Stew
Plantain
Canda/Kanda/Pomo

Hnmm

offspec:
Mtchewwwww! OP is this what you called a long hair?? That's number-one.
Number-two is that why is this under Religion?? Because her dad is a pastor abi?
That means any post about the rapper MI should as well be under religion cos his dad is a pastor too.

Number 3 nko??

I see Man City beating Arsenal in a not too easy game!!

Make una come buy Etisalat data oh... This my chairmoo here is very real... Tested and trusted... Kudos baba mi!!

Dear Customer, you have been successfully allocated 500MB from 08176602198.Thank you.


From Etisalat just now! Thank you very much bro!! I'll surely patronize you once I run this down. Thanks once again!!

Yes oh.... On point! Most ladies won't even dare to allow the pastor complete his statement before they face down and start pressing their phones or use their hand fans to start blowing away imaginary heat!!

Babes dem, I hail oh!!

caldermichaels:
Av sent the data ma, kindly confirm and attest to our legitimacy

What of mine na??

And someone still says I should vote for Buhari??


The kin thunder wey go fire that person still dey do better press up!

#GEJ till Buhari's cat vomit his JSSCE result!!

Space booked

RIP.... Don't know what to say!! May God give your family the strength to bear the loss. Amen!!

mercielizzie:
infact! I dnt knw wat to call u. Av u ever been to an army hospital?. U said no need of poshing up d place, what are dose bed spreads doin dere? Whatever happened to mackintosh? U know d rite tin, just dat u ar being intentionally blind to it. #peace

If I critically respond to your argument, you'll faint wherever you are after reading it. So I'll better keep to myself!! The peace of the Lord be with you... Hope you went to church today?