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CelebritiesRe: Soul E Drops A Bombshell, Says 2015 Election Would Be Replica Of The June 12, 93 by DeCritique(m): 10:30am On Jan 18, 2015
These so called Pastors are the people heating up the already boiling polity of this country Nigerian. Their words/speeches/statements which are usually always factual, a figment of their thoughts/imaginations can push some thoughtless thugs to make this factual speculations come true!


They need to be stopped and very fast too!!
Christianity EtcRe: Stop Financing Pastor's Extravagant Lifestyle With Your Tithe! by DeCritique(m): 7:28am On Jan 18, 2015
Thank God it's just your opinion!

My own opinion is: Share your tithe into two, give your pastor one and bless the lives of the poor with the other!!

Shikena!!!
PoliticsRe: How Can Sick Soldiers Be In Full Regalia In Hospital Bed? by DeCritique(m): 11:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
This op is not just a cow! He/she is a very big fat cow. Have you ever been in the military before? Do you know how the military do their things? You were really expecting to see medical equipments, syringes, advanced technological equipments and a host of others in a war camp?

How senseless can you get? This is a war situation and anything can happen at anytime. There is no need of poshing up the place when that is not a permanent camp. Then their uniform signifies that they are always ready! Don't be surprised that they all have their Colt guns under their pillow in case something begins to happen.

You never experience army life before you just dey rant any how! Take time oh!!
AgricultureRe: Can Someone Explain This *photo* by DeCritique(m): 11:52pm On Jan 17, 2015
Was put there as the tree was still young and short. sad


Next!! angry
PoliticsRe: Photos From Jonathan's Campaign In Owerri Today by DeCritique(m): 9:10pm On Jan 17, 2015
Orikinla:
[size=28pt]Is this a rally or street parade?

Many of the supporters of GEJ have one thing in common. They are shameless LIARS. THEY ARE INDEBTED TO ME. AND UNTIL THEY PAY THEIR DEBTS, THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF ANY RESPECT OR SUPPORT.[/size]
How much did they borrow from you? #150? That's all? Okay... Stop by my house tomorrow after church service and collect a thousand naira from my gateman. You can keep the shange!
PoliticsRe: Photos From Jonathan's Campaign In Owerri Today by DeCritique(m): 9:04pm On Jan 17, 2015
Mr. President has the votes of Imolites. I hope they'd be bold enough to equally vote out Rochas come FailBuhari! He has attempted. Let a man like Emeka Ihedioha take over. That's the only change I see we need!!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account Down To $2.45 Billion by DeCritique(m): 8:59pm On Jan 17, 2015
major466:
You are right (at the bolded). GEJ cannot do it alone. All the 36 states of the federation must wake up and develop their own economies and stop depending on the federal government for monthly allocation. Centralization of economic resources is the cause of economic backwardness in this country. This structure can never lead to economic development. The final cure that will set the stage for long lasting economic prosperity for all Nigerians is True Federalism.
You my friend talk like a reasonable gentleman! So I'll give you the honour of being the first person I'll follow on Nairaland... Kudos and keep it up!!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Bars Jonathan From Using State's Stadium by DeCritique(m): 8:47pm On Jan 17, 2015
Since Amaechi joined APC, Rivers state's been lagging in terms of development. Anyone here's noticed that? He calls himself a progressive but his state has not been progressing since he joined the APC. The Monorail has not been completed, the various bus stops have not been fitted with seats and most of them are still falling apart. I went from Oyigbo to Waterlines early this week and I was dismayed by the lack of development in the state.


And yet he has the guts to stop the Federal government, the GCFR from using the property of the Rivers People? This man is a real joker. Let him go to sleep... His tenure is already over. And we are already tired of him. Let him keep running boy-boy for Buhari and Tinubu and picking up posts with titles like Director General of Buhari Campaign, Campaign Manager, etc


#GEJ till Mr Buhari provides proof of attending Kindergarten!!
#GEJ till PDP reclaims Rivers State!!
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account Down To $2.45 Billion by DeCritique(m): 8:39pm On Jan 17, 2015
major466:
Nigeria's major problem was brought about by laziness and mediocrity no thanks to political instability by government because of cheap oil money. Dependence on oil is a major disease affecting Nigeria. Economic diversification is the only cure for a long lasting economic development. Luckily for Nigeria, the drive towards diversification is already on course with the revolution in the automobile sector and agriculture. They just need a bit of time to mature.
Yeah and it was made worse during OBJ's time only for the man to retire and head back to his Ota farms after his third term Agenda/bid hit the rocks so hard! GEJ has started the transformation in other sectors but he cannot o it alone. That is why he need the cooperation of all governors of each state. That is equally the more reason why each state of the Federal Republic have governors. They should complement the activities of the federal government with their own projects just as what the governors of Enugu, CrossRiver and AkwaIbom are doing in their respective states. It's time we started looking at Tourism as. Major source of revenue in all states of this country... We have the cultures, we have the lands, we have the foods, we have the streams/rivers. All we need are the structures, good roads and investments for industrial revolution. Aba is already taking the lead in that aspect. We still need more cities to complement their efforts!!



#GEJ- All the way!!
RomanceRe: Reasons Ladies In Diaspora Should Marry African Men by DeCritique(m): 8:28pm On Jan 17, 2015
Some points sound quite true... Overall, the average African man protects his family with his life... Therefore they make very good husbands!!

Shout out to all African Men!!
EducationRe: VALEO INNOVATION CHALLENGE 2015 - INTERDISCIPLINARY COMPETITON by DeCritique(m): 8:25pm On Jan 17, 2015
Cool
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account Down To $2.45 Billion by DeCritique(m): 7:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
If the economy is like this with a PHD holder, I wonder how it would fare under the nose of an illiterate APC and Fulani tribalist. Therefore, half bread they say is better than none... Equally, a bird in hand is worth more than two more in the bush so I'll rather keep my votes with GEJ!!


#GEJ till Buhari proves he went through nursery education!!
PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by DeCritique(m): 7:34pm On Jan 17, 2015
Lolz... These guys thought Buhari has finally found his certificates and they had to climb the mast to properly see him waving the certificates but lo and behold, they were cluelessly disappointed once more. General Buhari, where is your certificate?? undecided


#GEJ till Mr. Buhari presents his FSLC!!
PoliticsRe: APC Oyo Governorship Rally Live On NTA by DeCritique(m): 6:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
philips70:
Don't worry, by May 29th 2015 there will be 2M jobs in Otuoke. Struggle to get yours in advance now. It's allowed.
I'm already working on a robot that will help the general locate his missing certificates. I'm confused on whether to make it a national robot or an international one so that it can cover a wider area. Is your general sure that his certificate is still in Nigeria. Help me ask him so that I can forge ahead in my invention!! tongue
PoliticsRe: APC Oyo Governorship Rally Live On NTA by DeCritique(m): 6:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
philips70:
Even with this you still want a government that closed schools for almost a year? Wetin your mama do your village people ni?
So out of a thousand words I typed, that was the only mistake you could use to buttress your point? To drive home your acclaimed notoriety for illiteracy? It didn't occur to you that I could have typed that on purpose as a pidgin English slang? That's a great shame.... Anyways, have you found your general's certificate? Try checking under the bed or in the dogs cage. Those pets can be pretty notorious for such hide and seek games!!
grin



#GEJ till APC fans see their general's missing certificate!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th January 2015 by DeCritique(m): 6:16pm On Jan 17, 2015
YNeme3E:
prophet, I dey hail u ooo, lol
My man! My guy!! My Chairmooo!! I badt gaan... I knew this wasn't going to be an easy game for them. If you check my predictions in the Chelsea thread, I was also right as I said Chelsea would easily trounce their opponents!!

Good one from Manchester United!!
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Challenge Buhari Over Certificate by DeCritique(m): 5:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
jerflakes:
No other stronger opposition?

Who makes the opposition strong?

Their followers.

You can't expect someone to be strong if you're not there for them.

Apart from GEJ and GMB, we have 9 other candidates.

So you wouldn't vote them in, but you prwfeeo vote in either of the two tested and trusted criminal candidates.

Then you have the guts to tell me nonsense?

Nothing is stopping you from beating th drum for GEJ, then on Election Day, go and vote for either of the people below.

They will bring the desired change to Nigeria.

Prof. Comfort Oluremi Sonaiya of Kowa Party,

Ambrose Albert of Hope Democratic Party,

Ganiyu Galadima of Allied Congress Party of Nigeria,

Rafiu Salau of Alliance for Democracy,

Godson Okoye of United Democratic Party,

Dr. Nani Ibrahim Ahmad of African Democratic Congress,

Martin Onovo of National Conscience Party,

Tunde Anifowoshe-Kelani of Action Alliance, and

Chekwas Okorie of United Progressive Party.
Unfortunately, I don't know most of them. Who are they and what have they achieved in their various states of origin? Charity really begins at home you know!!
BusinessRe: 25 Small Scale Business Ideas In Nigeria by DeCritique(m): 5:54pm On Jan 17, 2015
Just pick any two and make the best out of them and you'll see the LORD blessing your efforts!!
PoliticsRe: APC Oyo Governorship Rally Live On NTA by DeCritique(m): 5:46pm On Jan 17, 2015
This GEJ is so so gentle.... How clueless can they describe him as? APC won't reach ASO rock. Not this year or 2019... That their rickety bus (Buhari) go spoil for road!!

#voteGEJ until we see a better shange!!
PoliticsRe: Election Violence Fears: Politicians, CEOs Move Families Abroad by DeCritique(m): 5:44pm On Jan 17, 2015
IBROHIM:
Ewu! You don't know ur master Jonathan is sponsoring Bokoharam? Look at his eyes closely! Olodo I didn't say his face, I mean his bloodshot eyes!!! You would see a vampire using Hausa people's blood for breakfast!!!
Anu mpama! Nkita!! Anuofia di ka gi! The kin thunder wey go fire you when you quote me again without something reasonable to say still dey do press up! Certified Professional Mugu!! angry
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Challenge Buhari Over Certificate by DeCritique(m): 5:39pm On Jan 17, 2015
jerflakes:
FORGET GEJ AND GMB.

VOTE FOR OTHER CANDIDATES.
Yes, this was to be my sing song at this start of this race at least to show the two that they don't have monopoly of power in Nigeria but the problem is that there is no other stronger opposition to the two with any much tangible item being brought forward to the table. So therefore, when the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable.... #Join the GEJ Train! Don't get left behind!!
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Challenge Buhari Over Certificate by DeCritique(m): 5:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
Yes, this is a very good one. Mr. Buhari needs to be told that he as a stark illiterate cannot rule over millions of teeming educated Nigerians with varying standards of education. He needs to shows us his certificate. A person who did not go to school can hardly show very committed interest in education and that is a reason why he must be rejected outrightly for the second time or is it the third time? I seem to have lost count!!

#GEJ till Mr. Buhari provides his JSSCE result!!
PoliticsRe: Election Violence Fears: Politicians, CEOs Move Families Abroad by DeCritique(m): 5:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
If everyone is leaving, who will then do the voting?



NigeriaOnTheBrink!!
PoliticsRe: Election Violence Fears: Politicians, CEOs Move Families Abroad by DeCritique(m): 5:22pm On Jan 17, 2015
That is Nigerian politics for you. After arming our unemployed youths with guns, arms and ammunitions, cutlasses, daggers, axes , spears and what have you, they move their families abroad and ready a helicopter on the standby that will take them away when the violence erupts while we that can't afford it stay back and fight for what we the electorates may never gain from!!

Nigerians, use your head!

#GEJ till Buhari's daughter starts schooling in University of Maiduguri!!
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi's Daughters Stun At Dad's Re-election Campaign- Photos by DeCritique(m): 5:20pm On Jan 17, 2015
See as that guy hold one of the man daughter for n-yash with him left hand!! shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Saturday Funny Pictures by DeCritique(m): 5:10pm On Jan 17, 2015
Association of Professional Csheaters grin

Jokes EtcRe: Saturday Funny Pictures by DeCritique(m): 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2015
Badt guys! See you chic's next year!!

Jokes EtcRe: Saturday Funny Pictures by DeCritique(m): 5:07pm On Jan 17, 2015
Lol... One word for this kinda ass!

Jokes EtcRe: Saturday Funny Pictures by DeCritique(m): 5:07pm On Jan 17, 2015
Catch this kiss!!

Jokes EtcRe: Saturday Funny Pictures by DeCritique(m): 5:06pm On Jan 17, 2015
Very funny pictures esp the deeper lifer chic grin
CelebritiesRe: Buhari And Jonathan: Meet Their Adorable Families by DeCritique(m): 4:13pm On Jan 17, 2015
dguyindcorner:
MUST YOU ALWAYS SPIT RUBBISH.
No I'm not spitting rubbish. I'm saying the truth and you know it. The two pictures posted of Mr. President's family has him in both of them but Mr Buhari is no where to be found in this one! Why if I may ask??
CelebritiesRe: Buhari And Jonathan: Meet Their Adorable Families by DeCritique(m): 4:05pm On Jan 17, 2015
Why is Buhari not with his family? Seems the general is equally cruel and hard on his family!!

#GEJ till BUHARI shows us his JSSCE results!!

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