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Business › Re: Ibrahim Indimi Visits IDP Camp After Zahra Buhari's Wedding. PICS by Decryptor(m): 2:04am On Dec 22, 2016

malton:
Which one is southern oil?

You mean the one your folks planted?

Obviously, bitter people like you cannot be better off even if your family compound is declared a Republic.

Because... Hate stalls!

The Oil belongs to the SOUTH! DEAL WITH IT!!

Politics › Re: "No Water, No Food" - Soldiers Beg Buhari To Help Them (Video) by Decryptor(m): 3:26am On Dec 21, 2016

nwabobo:
Omenka, Passingshot, Dropshot, HungerBAD, Beremx, Jarus, TonyeBarcanista, waternogetenemy, tit, progressive09, progressive01, progressive69, caseless, sarrki, APCMYHEART, madridguy, arresa , modath

May they fate of those soldiers and even worse! Esp the "Benue bush boy"

Crime › Re: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by Decryptor(m): 2:08am On Dec 20, 2016

Rilwayne001:
There's been more bad news these days than good ones.

Lord have mercy.

Ever since APC took over power

Phones › Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by Decryptor(m): 10:29pm On Dec 14, 2016

id911:
Whatever this govt like they should do it cos I never expected any pro-masses policy from them. I can only feel pity for sai baba chanters who are now suffering and hungry like church rat

Like that brainless one from Benue State grin

Romance › Re: Guy Proposes To Girlfriend While She Was Complaining Of His Absence by Decryptor(m): 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2016

Atiku2019:
He Looks Like Omenka.... Is this what has been keeping Omenka on Ghost Mode?

Please stop upgrading Omenka. He is not as handsome as this dude.

NYSC › Re: This Is What Really Happened To The Corper Who Died In Zamfara State by Decryptor(m): 12:36pm On Dec 14, 2016

It has been CONFIRMED!

There is an underground ongoing grand plan to decimate the population of corpers from the Southern Part of the Country.

If you are a corper serving in the North, DO NOT BUY home-cooked or domestic packaged food no matter how tempting it looks (like Akara, Pap, Suya, Kilishi etc) from the Northerners in camp or in your PPA.

Rather, buy factory sealed food items or snacks like Biscuits, sealed custard etc and when you buy, CHECK FOR TEAR AND TAMPER on the packaging! If possible, ask your relatives to package food stuff from home to the state where you serve!

If they can be bold enough to kill in broad daylight with knives and guns, is it poisoning that will be hard for them to achieve?

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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsman Chops Off Farmers Hand And Ear In Kogi (photo) by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2016

Saved by soldiers from angry mob

This is the reason why this country can never move forward!

We have been hearing of stories about people who stole garri and indomie being lynched by an angry mob without police or soldiers coming to their rescue. Now here is a confirmed murderer who inflicts life threatening injuries on an innocent farmer in his own farm and we hear that soldiers saved him. I'm not surprised!! They just saved the "boy" of their C in C. I blame the Kogi mob who delayed the process of lynching the bastard whereby creating time and opportunity for him to be saved. But if na to vote APC, na that one dem go do within seconds. Rubbish!!

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Health › Re: Effective Six-Packs And Muscle-Building REVEALED! by Decryptor(m): 12:17pm On Dec 14, 2016

I know a guy who uses the nitrotech stuff. takes it immediately after pumping up in the gym. The guy is a bouncer in one of the clubs here in Lagos. But the stuff is so expensive OP! 37k? huh

Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by Decryptor(m): 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2016

DedeNkem:
Mr. Segun Adebiyi, thank you so much for saving this marine animal!
If we had many of your caliber, Nigeria would become a place where tourists visit to see nature's creatures.

I don't kill animals. Whenever I see one, I enjoy watching it disappear into the bush and I do wonder what would be its fate when an idiot sees it. We need to let animals live!

A lizard wandered into my kitchen because my kitchen is usally cool because of the tiling on a hot sunny day. Na so one of my neighbour that came to borrow salt saw the poor creature and raised alarm that "it was sent" and i should kill it immediately. undecided

I was like seriously...SENT BY WHO? Abeg collect salt wey you come borrow clear from my house. I simply opened the windows and door to make room for the reptile to escape. Africans have 2 major problem..Hunger and Fetish Beliefs!

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Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by Decryptor(m): 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2016

See them with ropes! They all voted for Bullhary and now hunger has pervaded their senses common that turtle has become palatable! Bunch of idiots!!

Politics › Re: #RiversRerun: INEC Confirms Election Violence; Issue Press Release (Full Speech) by Decryptor(m): 12:38am On Dec 11, 2016

SillyMods:
Shut up already.

It's the hooliganism, thuggery and cultism which is inbuilt in many indigenes of Rivers especially and the SS axis in general that's responsible.

Was Buhari the president when many were killed in same Rivers in March 2015?
Was Prof Mahmud the INEC chairman then too?

Many of you kids lack common sense to reason.

If some people are determined to kill and maim their opponents all because of election, there is NOTHING Buhari or INEC can do to prevent it.

There were elections in Edo and Ondo and no violence was reported.

I think YOU should be the one to Shut up!

Edo Elections was FREE (during the exercise) but UNFAIR (during the collation of results which was done while electoral observers and party reps were locked out) and it was rigged in favour of APC.

Ondo Elections was done on pay per vote basis with APC sharing sums of N1,000 to N5,000 to the voters to vote in favor of their candidate in broad daylight!

The 2 aforementioned states do not have a serving dog-faced minister who served as an ex-Governor that does not want to face the duties of the ministerial office allotted to him as compensation but is still putting his smelly nose into the political affairs of Rivers State. Him and his party thugs know fully well that the Edo falsification of figures and Ondo "Egunje" will not work in Rivers because of the dogged nature of Wike and the resolute stand of the people of Rivers State hence the violence!

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Phones › Re: My Reply To NCC And MTN Nigeria. by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Dec 10, 2016

greenhulk:
WhatsApp calling is banned in Dubai, WhatsApp messaging works. See the difference? Also that it is banned doesn't mean there are no ways to bypass it. If u are able to make WhatsApp calls with ur friend in Dubai, then it means ur friend has probably found a work around it.

Yeah,,,VPN i guess.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by Decryptor(m): 4:47pm On Dec 10, 2016

Arsenal abeg if na joke, make un stp am o! I musn't lose my money!! angry

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Mahama Calls Nana Akufo-Addo To Concede Defeat (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2016

oganology33:
Dis is how a singular act of selflessness can prevent the loss of lives & property.

God Bless President Mahama
God Bless GEJ
~~God Bless Hilary Clinton~~

FIXED!

Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:35pm On Dec 10, 2016

slurryeye2:
You are just hypocrites.....You guys are the most inhospitable tribe in Nigeria, but you'll start crying if others say they don't want you in their region

Has an Igbo Chief ever said he will drown Yorubas in a River if they do not vote for APGA?

Has a South Eastern Governor ever bundled Yoruba "Beggers" in the middle of the night into a trailer and dropped them off at the entrance into South west?

Has it ever been heard or seen where Igbos carried placards and threatened yorubas to leave Enugu or Owerri or Aba?

Answer those questions in comparison to those events which have occurred from "your region" and find out who are the real hypocrites and inhospitable tribe in Nigeria.

Mtchewwwww!!!

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Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:36pm On Dec 09, 2016

princeofpeace22:
ekpa !

ya s'okwa gi!

Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:22pm On Dec 09, 2016

Opakan2:
UNN wey igbos don colonize finish..

but what is the problem with those guys? they just shut others out from anything they touch

yet them plenty for West here and other regions dey skol.. nawa for that tribe o

congrats to the young lady

We don't want "contamination"

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Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:22pm On Dec 09, 2016

princeofpeace22:
Martial art in bed inclusive

I will not congratulate you because after congratulating chidinma okeke I later found out she used cucumber

Campus girls are fond of hawking pvssy on tray pan to pave their way

Gush #tapout#

Did you actually recite this trash in your mind before typing it out?

Phones › Re: My Reply To NCC And MTN Nigeria. by Decryptor(m): 3:12pm On Dec 09, 2016

PhonePlanet:
he did not outrightly say "ban whatsapp" he said "take action like the one taken in UAE" which is UAE banned whatsapp and others.

I have a friend who resides i Dubai and we chat via Whatsapp...i wonder how that is possible when it has been banned there or is Dubai no longer under the UAE? huh

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NYSC › Re: Corper Critically Sick In Sokoto NYSC Camp by Decryptor(m): 3:01pm On Dec 09, 2016

Again?

Health › Re: Stale by Decryptor(m): 9:25pm On Dec 06, 2016

Vigrx is very good for penile enlargement. i can testify to the fact because i bought it and used it for 2 months. my size was average but i wanted extra and within a month of using it, i saw and noticed the difference. Apart from penile growth, it also gives rock solid erections. even after 5 or 6 ejaculations, it still responds.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church Elder & Pastor's Son Sleep With Girl Sent To Church For Deliverance by Decryptor(m): 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2016

Girls from that side start early na! One girl called Bose in my street is just 19 but her punny is as wide as Abuja Airport/Lugbe Expressway by-pass

Health › Re: How an hiv positive lady almost lured me into sex without condom by Decryptor(m): 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2016

Towncrier007:
This is a personal experience which I'm sharing here on NL for everyone to wisen up about hiv matters...

I had sex with a lady that tried discouraging me from using a condom,her excuse was that it injures her vagina, it would have been tempting because of how neat and beautiful she looked like, but I refused to give in, it may sound as though am heartless but I don't play with my life when it comes to raw sex.
I refuse to succumb to her no sex game. fortunately for me later my friend who works in St Nicholas Hospital (hiv centre) told me that he say that particular girl came around for her retrovirus drugs.
fear catch me, as I was left in shock and fear, I then thought hope the condom didn't penetrate or something, reason I was forced to go for a test . Thank God am Negative.
so when last did you go for an hiv test?

Mr man...wait till after 6 Months and go back for a confirmatory test to be 100% sure! That is if you do not sleep with any other lady for that whole 6 months (condom or no condom).

Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Auditions 7 Albinos For A Movie Project by Decryptor(m): 10:37am On Nov 26, 2016

Alariwo2:
Nnamdi Kanu no dey among ni?

yorubas saving flatrons asses since time immemorial

So Nnamdi Kanu is an albino abi? You are suffering from the effect of expired Eru Jeje!

Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Auditions 7 Albinos For A Movie Project by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On Nov 26, 2016

admax:
This guy is the [b]Steven Spielberg of Nigeria. He is doing awesome things in Nollywood surpassing his father's achievements.

Nice![/b]

Which Steven Spielberg?

Food › Re: Tips On How To Identify Plastic Rice by Decryptor(m): 4:46pm On Nov 25, 2016

So after buying the rice from Yusuf and carry out all these test and find out it is plastic, what will you do? Take it back to him and you think he'll listen to you?

Car Talk › Re: Innoson Motors Vehicles Used As Shuttle Buses In Enugu (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 4:43pm On Nov 25, 2016

kettle84:
Ambode you are welcome to buy innoson buses to replace those old buses in Lagos state so as to make Lagos look Better and enjoyable.

Eko oni baje oooo.

The toad-faced Governor is busy looking for ways to take over Ladipo Market and sending arsonists to burn Shops belonging to Igbos in Lagos and you're here giving him this kind of advice?

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Crime › Re: Man Smashes Bank Doors In Ogun, Vandalises Vehicles by Decryptor(m): 4:33pm On Nov 25, 2016

walcruise:
"Oyediran Oladipupo"..........AFONJA AGAIN

The Hunger from CHANGE don blow him head sotey he come dey MAD and here he is pointing accusing fingers to God

Politics › Re: Video Of Amnesty International Report On Biafra by Decryptor(m): 4:32pm On Nov 25, 2016

CltrAltDel:
I will take ICC serious when they arrest George Bush Jnr for invading Iraq and Libya. Even Putin ICC never arrest na PMB then one arrest
ICC can only make noise for African leaders

George Bush Jnr and Putin are GREAT MEN! Stop comparing an ordinary canine to Great Men!

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Politics › Re: Akande, Ajimobi, Amosun And Aregbesola Meet Over APC Crisis by Decryptor(m): 4:24pm On Nov 25, 2016

So it was a meeting about Political Factions, but Channels TV said it was a meeting to bolster Yoruba unity. undecided

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At The Airport (photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:06pm On Nov 23, 2016

TINALETC3:
Dis proposal of a tin shaaa , 2 dat guy dat may b thinking of proposing to me, make sure u inform me b4 doing so, 2 avoid rejection,. U jst wake up one morning and decide to propose 2 me in public like dis, do u no weda I hv anoda person in mind ,,

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/the-face-you-give-someone-when-you-know-they-re-lying-but-you-just-want-to-see-how-far-they-will-go-with-it.png

Celebrities › Re: Saint Obi Poses With His Daughter, Fans React: 'She Is Future Miss World' by Decryptor(m): 10:55pm On Nov 23, 2016

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