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Christianity Etc › Re: Man With Anal Cancer Healed By TB Joshua's Prayer (Viewers' Discretion) by Decryptor(m): 12:54am On May 15, 2017
raker300:
Na wa ooo.

Things are happening in this world ooo..thank God he was healed.

They should've called TB Joshua to pray for Buhari nah instead of wasting our money in hospitals
God will not listen to TB Joshua in that case
Romance › Re: Lady Who Abandoned Her Fiance At The Altar In 2015 Finally Explains Why She Left by Decryptor(m): 4:46pm On May 14, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
huh
What I don't understand is Why a man will even think he can and should marry a lady whose name on social media is

Bunmi Bum Bum undecided

And whose profile picture is a provocative show of her anatomy.


He should really thank God for saving him at the last minute.
You just said it all!

CONCLUSION: The Bunmi did not want the marriage probably because the guy was not loaded enough...

The guy was just marrying her because of her bum-bum.

MORAL: That is what most af**nja marriages are made of. Just ikebe and owambe thinz then the man turns into a demon and the woman an olosho. No love attached. Before you say jack Robinson, they find themselves in Ikeja Magistrate Court.

Well, itz none of my business
Car Talk › Re: 15 Interesting Facts About Armoured Vehicles That Most People Might Not Know by Decryptor(m): 9:08am On May 14, 2017
7)The most popular armoured vehicle in the world is the Toyota Landcruiser
I think you meant Nigeria and not WORLD!

Have you heard of the Marauder?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic
Fashion › Re: Miss Rivers Contestant Embarrasses Herself When Asked A Question (video) by Decryptor(m): 6:49am On May 14, 2017
This girl must be related to the pussycat of Ubima
Politics › Re: Olujonwo Obasanjo And Tolulope Adebutu's White Wedding Photos by Decryptor(m): 6:47am On May 14, 2017
BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Ugly bride sad
i thought i was the only one who noticed undecided
Crime › Re: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 4:20pm On May 13, 2017
adebaks:
r we paid to do so....cos I cee no reason to support ur claim...
Out of sheer hatred and envy
Politics › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Bride Halima Babangida by Decryptor(m): 9:51am On May 13, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
LOL...where in Bauchi? which LGA was she from. Spent some time there
Lol...she's from the Gamawa area. We actually met in Abuja. Pretty thing and did I mention that she can f*ck so well. These northern girls are something else o. U see them forming quiet like Dj Humility but take them to the bedroom and they will show you chumchin
Politics › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Bride Halima Babangida by Decryptor(m): 8:43pm On May 12, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
There are some hairy snails that you must add some honey and eat all night long tongue

But some get Afro down below, smelly....Eww, no thanks.

Halima.... I could have been a Cunny Linguist for you, if only you accepted tongue


https://i.imgur.com/hwEu7I6.gif

I had a Deeper Life GF in school, i always made her speak in tongues...don't ask me how
Hmmm...hairy snail...i ate a hairy snail of a girl from bauchi. The snail had lots of lips but was too hairy. She enjoyed the eating that she kept coming back everyday for an encounter even though she was engaged.
Crime › Re: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:16pm On May 12, 2017
adebaks:
wat concerns yoruba's in this case again..
You people support every barbaric act meted on South Easterners and South South
Politics › Re: Cheif Edwin Clark Bombs Obj by Decryptor(m): 6:59pm On May 11, 2017
Afonjas will see this thread and do "jump and pass" but if it were to be a thread about GEJ, you will see them troop here to come and masturbate.

Who doesn't know that OBJ is the most corrupt person who ruled Nigeria as a civilian. OLE!
Travel › Re: The Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra: 12 Facts by Decryptor(m): 2:49am On May 11, 2017
For those of you spewing trash about the hotel looking ugly, stop masturbating...the HOTEL HASN'T BEEN PAINTED YET!
Travel › Re: The Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra: 12 Facts by Decryptor(m): 12:43am On May 11, 2017
laurel03:
atigbo.... the hotel no fine
Can you afford a room there? Definitely not!!
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Pictured With A Lady With Thick Camel Toe by Decryptor(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2017
Car Talk › Re: See Why Bmw And Mercedes Build Similar Cars by Decryptor(m): 10:10am On Feb 21, 2017
If you want class, go for a Mercedes, if you want power, Drive a BMW!
Family › Re: Man Places ‘magun’ On Wife, Tumbles Twice After Falling Victim by Decryptor(m): 6:12pm On Feb 20, 2017
Luvdk:
Men r very wicked cry
And women are very kind! undecided
Family › Re: Man Places ‘magun’ On Wife, Tumbles Twice After Falling Victim by Decryptor(m): 6:10pm On Feb 20, 2017
MasterofNL:
I need some clarifications here, I thought the magun should be put into action if another man apart from the husband should sleep with her.

How come her own husband began to tumble after making love to her?

Yorubas, please come and explain this magun well.
I thought i was the only one who made that observation.
Education › Re: Unilorin, ABUAD To Develop Medicinal Rice by Decryptor(m): 6:06pm On Feb 20, 2017
How many MoUs have been signed in the past without fruition? Develop the medicinal rice first and let's see...jokers!
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Decryptor(m): 5:45pm On Feb 20, 2017
mercyville:
Then you are a lost case ciao
Not as lost as you and your fellow afonjas in the quest to convince y'all that IVM simply means Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing and is not IVA Innoson Vehicle Assembling. kapish!
Phones › Re: Telecoms To Block Skype, Whatsapp Calls, To Boost Revenue by Decryptor(m): 7:38am On Feb 20, 2017
Thank God for VPN.
Car Talk › Re: Ored BMW 760li : The Official "Beast" Car Of Lagos State Governor by Decryptor(m): 7:30am On Feb 20, 2017
AutoReportNG:
Due to the nature of this car, most of its features are classified, BMW didn't release it to the public...


Lagos leads, others follow...


Lalasticlala, Seun
So because ambode dey drive armored BMW is the reason why Lagos leads and others follow? SMH!
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Decryptor(m): 7:26am On Feb 20, 2017
mercyville:
https://www.nairaland.com/2418994/ranking-nigerian-states-poverty-rates
The fact that Osun state came 2nd place in that list shows that it is total hogwash! Look for something else to convince me with
TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Reactions Trail Gifty's Eviction From Big Brother Naija (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:54pm On Feb 19, 2017
Please who is Gifty? Was she the one Don Jazzy asked to put off the light?
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets Saraki Again In London by Decryptor(m): 10:49pm On Feb 19, 2017
sarrki:
Lol

Commissioner shey?

Only God can promote one

The mere commissioner will become the corner stone
Thank God u said cornerstone and not Chief Corner Stone
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Decryptor(m): 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2017
mercyville:
NOBODY HATES OR ENVY YOU-NOT YORUBA WHO ARE AHEAD OF YOU ALMOST IN EVERYTHING.YORUBA CONTROLS 60% OF THE ECONOMY,HAVE THE HIGHEST INFRASTRUCTURES BOTH EDUCATIONALLY AND OTHERWISE,[b]HAVE LOWEST POVERTY LEVEL IN NIGERIA,[/b]HAVE THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS,MUSICIANS,LAWYERS,ACADEMIA ETC.
I laughed sooo hard at this comments u typed in capital letters esp at the bolded! Lowest poverty level indeed! Later now una godey claim say igbos deybeat chest
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Church Abuja Attacked, Looted And Burnt By Suspected Extremists (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:19am On Feb 19, 2017
The same Redeemed that campaigned heavily for this present administration is suffering persecution under them. Karma!
Romance › Re: Lizzy Oke Dancing With Her Husband On A Wheelchair At Their Wedding (Video) by Decryptor(m): 8:08am On Feb 19, 2017
abdulaz:
If she was in the man's position, would she have done the same.

Any love from a woman is conditional.
This comment is the only noteworthy comment i have seen here. i wish the ladies can answer your question
Car Talk › Re: Would You Buy This Rusty 1952 Volkswagen Beetle (ijapa) For N30million? by Decryptor(m): 10:07pm On Feb 18, 2017
That's a classic car. All these Kia generation don't realise it's worth. A mercedes benz 280s 1957 model is up for sale at the sum of N9.5m...serious buyers should PM me
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Decryptor(m): 7:51pm On Feb 18, 2017
OkoYiboz:
Proforce provides armoured version of luxury vehicles. They provide bulletproof G-Wagons, Landcruisers, Lexus SUVs and Ors.

Innoson assembles vehicles imported from China, Proforce provides armoured options for various vehicles.
So was it Proforce that provided the armored version of Innoson? And as for your assertion that Innoson "assembles" vehicles imported from China, you need to educate yourself more. A thread was posted to refute this your false claim with verified pictures of the workforce in various units from the glass smelting to iron weilding manufacturing a bus from scratch. So please do us a favor and stop peddling claims about something you either know of but unwilling to admit out of envy or you know not out of ignorance
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Decryptor(m): 2:26pm On Feb 18, 2017
OkoYiboz:
Proforce has its factory in Ogun State and they provide armoured vehicles, APCs and military-grade vehicles.

You think you have a new thing, but Afonjas have had it since 2008. They're a minimum of 9 years ahead of you.

Murray Bruce would snap pictures of Innoson but when it's time to buy, he would quietly buy from Proforce.




No SE Governor has an Innoson vehicle in his convoy, yet you want Buhari to use it.

In fact, how many Igbo men do you see using Innoson vehicles as private cars?
Please stop mentioning that junk called Proforce when we are talking about serious vehicles like Innoson.
Crime › Re: Armed Robbery Suspects Arrested By Abia Police Including A Lady (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:18pm On Feb 18, 2017
Useless Cone headed Smelly Afonjas have finally found their voices. But go to threads that features Mayowa the NYSC child molester and you won't hear them say pimm. Foolish Red-Zincers

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