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Autos › Re: The Funny Nicknames Nigerians Give Different Cars by Decryptor(m): 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2016

I thought that No.6 is known as academy or am I wrong?

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Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death During Vagina Celebration by Decryptor(m): 1:01am On Dec 28, 2016

Mujaheeeden:
Afonja land is turning to Sodom and Gomorrah.

Which one be Vagina Festival again

Useless People! And while they were at it, the devil just walked in and said,"William Adesoji, come with me".

No wonder people like kilode100 with their warped thinking feels that everybody is like them hence claiming Ifeanyi Uba is sleeping with his aide's wife.

Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:56am On Dec 28, 2016

Afam4eva:
Lol@ Igbos don't do that sh1t.

Amarom na umu nwoke igbo enwero zi amu

I agree with kilode100. if a man buys a car ~~for me~~ for my wife, i will definitely read meanings into it.

The woman is beautiful too. See as the husband dey laugh sheepishly Person dey kpomi ninu kolobo iyawo e and you dey laugh

Even you? I used to over-estimate your intellect but you have just proven me wrong!

Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:52am On Dec 28, 2016

kilode100:
Mechionu biko. Wetin concern culture and Religion inside fucking matters? How is it even acceptable for a boss to buy a car for the wife of his aide? I will tell you the answer.

The wife is probably a housewife, and might not explain how she came about the car and Ifeanyi Uba with his big head came up with this plan. And you being gullible ran with the news that this car gift has sex written over it

Shut up ur dirty mouth you slowpoke! We are not from the South West where sleeping with anything that has a hole including goats is normal like this Taiwo Oluwa.

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Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 12:31am On Dec 28, 2016

Praktikals:
you this bast ad, stop mentioning me.

Romance › Re: See What They Did To This Beautiful Lady Yesterday by Decryptor(m): 1:17am On Dec 27, 2016

saintdennis:
That's what I thought too... most def her man. Behind the cam

cc popefuse..

Modern cameras of today have the self-shot feature with a timer. She is "MANLESS"... End Of Story!

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by Decryptor(m): 8:27pm On Dec 24, 2016

sarrki:
I will defend him against enemies of the state

God bless Muhammadu Buhari

Ewu!

Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Is The Biggest Winner At The Headies Awards 2016 by Decryptor(m): 12:24am On Dec 24, 2016

Sexytemi:
my boo

So happy he won, but phyno or whatever his name is was just to arrogant for my liking o, he got an award and instead of thanking his fans he just walked off, nonsense o....

But davido why didn't your artist win next rated na, I thought you said he would o

@bolded...He learnt it from Olamide

Business › Re: Crowd Waiting To Buy Lake Rice At Ikorodu. PICS by Decryptor(m): 12:20am On Dec 24, 2016

RockHard:
An 'Afonja' must've snatched and thoroughly kpanshed your woman or something coz you just luv that name, don't you? At least this rice isn't rebagged Abakiliki rice that some people are using to scam their fellow statesmen. 'Willie is working'.

Go and queue for your own share of Lake Rice and stop blabbing before hunger finishes you!

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Stephanie Obiadi At The Headies 2016 (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:40am On Dec 23, 2016

Those mentioning cucumber and putting memes of not "giving a f*ck"...na because say una wurgly girls repping your various states no win? Haters!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/aa/08/a8aa082c83f2bf2bba41647c872f6f86.jpg

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Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 1:33am On Dec 23, 2016

Praktikals:
Fool

"The police also arrested the owner of the church, a female pastor, Pemi Udoh for her alleged role in human trafficking."

U see you are still foolish? Udoh is NOT an Igbo name. It is still Akwa-Ibom. Google is your friend! I still maintain..May Ogun and Sango kill your parents!

Politics › Re: Wike Wins Sun Newspaper "Governor Of The Year 2016" (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:22am On Dec 22, 2016

emmanuel596:
This shi.t was paid for. ...governor AMBODE has done more than the federal government this year

Which Ambode? What has he done? By trying to seize Ladipo Market?

Entertainment › Re: Film-makers Reject Dubbing Of Chinese Films Into Yoruba, Hausa by Decryptor(m): 2:20am On Dec 22, 2016

SIRKOL:
I really do not understand. Why did they not mention Igbo?

Igbos CAN NEVER STOOP SO LOW to engage in such trash!

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Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 2:19am On Dec 22, 2016

Praktikals:
Yeebos and crime be like ......

So Akpan is now an Igbo name? May Ogun kill your parents!!

Politics › Re: Okorocha & Ayade Storm Imo Carnival, Check Out Their Swags (photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:10am On Dec 22, 2016

I watched part of the carnival live on TV! The toad-like governor was just behaving like a slowpoke during the whole activity clapping and gesticulating like an imbecilic pig at any slightest mediocre move from the participants which doesn't even warrant a second look from other spectators.

Even the fat kids sitting behind him behaved like adults and showed no emotions at the dismal performances of the participants who ought to learn a thing or two from the Calabarians.

Shameless Fat Governor!! undecided

Business › Re: Ibrahim Indimi Visits IDP Camp After Zahra Buhari's Wedding. PICS by Decryptor(m): 2:04am On Dec 22, 2016

malton:
Which one is southern oil?

You mean the one your folks planted?

Obviously, bitter people like you cannot be better off even if your family compound is declared a Republic.

Because... Hate stalls!

The Oil belongs to the SOUTH! DEAL WITH IT!!

Politics › Re: "No Water, No Food" - Soldiers Beg Buhari To Help Them (Video) by Decryptor(m): 3:26am On Dec 21, 2016

nwabobo:
Omenka, Passingshot, Dropshot, HungerBAD, Beremx, Jarus, TonyeBarcanista, waternogetenemy, tit, progressive09, progressive01, progressive69, caseless, sarrki, APCMYHEART, madridguy, arresa , modath

May they fate of those soldiers and even worse! Esp the "Benue bush boy"

Crime › Re: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by Decryptor(m): 2:08am On Dec 20, 2016

Rilwayne001:
There's been more bad news these days than good ones.

Lord have mercy.

Ever since APC took over power

Phones › Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by Decryptor(m): 10:29pm On Dec 14, 2016

id911:
Whatever this govt like they should do it cos I never expected any pro-masses policy from them. I can only feel pity for sai baba chanters who are now suffering and hungry like church rat

Like that brainless one from Benue State grin

Romance › Re: Guy Proposes To Girlfriend While She Was Complaining Of His Absence by Decryptor(m): 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2016

Atiku2019:
He Looks Like Omenka.... Is this what has been keeping Omenka on Ghost Mode?

Please stop upgrading Omenka. He is not as handsome as this dude.

NYSC › Re: This Is What Really Happened To The Corper Who Died In Zamfara State by Decryptor(m): 12:36pm On Dec 14, 2016

It has been CONFIRMED!

There is an underground ongoing grand plan to decimate the population of corpers from the Southern Part of the Country.

If you are a corper serving in the North, DO NOT BUY home-cooked or domestic packaged food no matter how tempting it looks (like Akara, Pap, Suya, Kilishi etc) from the Northerners in camp or in your PPA.

Rather, buy factory sealed food items or snacks like Biscuits, sealed custard etc and when you buy, CHECK FOR TEAR AND TAMPER on the packaging! If possible, ask your relatives to package food stuff from home to the state where you serve!

If they can be bold enough to kill in broad daylight with knives and guns, is it poisoning that will be hard for them to achieve?

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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsman Chops Off Farmers Hand And Ear In Kogi (photo) by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2016

Saved by soldiers from angry mob

This is the reason why this country can never move forward!

We have been hearing of stories about people who stole garri and indomie being lynched by an angry mob without police or soldiers coming to their rescue. Now here is a confirmed murderer who inflicts life threatening injuries on an innocent farmer in his own farm and we hear that soldiers saved him. I'm not surprised!! They just saved the "boy" of their C in C. I blame the Kogi mob who delayed the process of lynching the bastard whereby creating time and opportunity for him to be saved. But if na to vote APC, na that one dem go do within seconds. Rubbish!!

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Health › Re: Effective Six-Packs And Muscle-Building REVEALED! by Decryptor(m): 12:17pm On Dec 14, 2016

I know a guy who uses the nitrotech stuff. takes it immediately after pumping up in the gym. The guy is a bouncer in one of the clubs here in Lagos. But the stuff is so expensive OP! 37k? huh

Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by Decryptor(m): 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2016

DedeNkem:
Mr. Segun Adebiyi, thank you so much for saving this marine animal!
If we had many of your caliber, Nigeria would become a place where tourists visit to see nature's creatures.

I don't kill animals. Whenever I see one, I enjoy watching it disappear into the bush and I do wonder what would be its fate when an idiot sees it. We need to let animals live!

A lizard wandered into my kitchen because my kitchen is usally cool because of the tiling on a hot sunny day. Na so one of my neighbour that came to borrow salt saw the poor creature and raised alarm that "it was sent" and i should kill it immediately. undecided

I was like seriously...SENT BY WHO? Abeg collect salt wey you come borrow clear from my house. I simply opened the windows and door to make room for the reptile to escape. Africans have 2 major problem..Hunger and Fetish Beliefs!

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Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by Decryptor(m): 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2016

See them with ropes! They all voted for Bullhary and now hunger has pervaded their senses common that turtle has become palatable! Bunch of idiots!!

Politics › Re: #RiversRerun: INEC Confirms Election Violence; Issue Press Release (Full Speech) by Decryptor(m): 12:38am On Dec 11, 2016

SillyMods:
Shut up already.

It's the hooliganism, thuggery and cultism which is inbuilt in many indigenes of Rivers especially and the SS axis in general that's responsible.

Was Buhari the president when many were killed in same Rivers in March 2015?
Was Prof Mahmud the INEC chairman then too?

Many of you kids lack common sense to reason.

If some people are determined to kill and maim their opponents all because of election, there is NOTHING Buhari or INEC can do to prevent it.

There were elections in Edo and Ondo and no violence was reported.

I think YOU should be the one to Shut up!

Edo Elections was FREE (during the exercise) but UNFAIR (during the collation of results which was done while electoral observers and party reps were locked out) and it was rigged in favour of APC.

Ondo Elections was done on pay per vote basis with APC sharing sums of N1,000 to N5,000 to the voters to vote in favor of their candidate in broad daylight!

The 2 aforementioned states do not have a serving dog-faced minister who served as an ex-Governor that does not want to face the duties of the ministerial office allotted to him as compensation but is still putting his smelly nose into the political affairs of Rivers State. Him and his party thugs know fully well that the Edo falsification of figures and Ondo "Egunje" will not work in Rivers because of the dogged nature of Wike and the resolute stand of the people of Rivers State hence the violence!

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Phones › Re: My Reply To NCC And MTN Nigeria. by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Dec 10, 2016

greenhulk:
WhatsApp calling is banned in Dubai, WhatsApp messaging works. See the difference? Also that it is banned doesn't mean there are no ways to bypass it. If u are able to make WhatsApp calls with ur friend in Dubai, then it means ur friend has probably found a work around it.

Yeah,,,VPN i guess.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by Decryptor(m): 4:47pm On Dec 10, 2016

Arsenal abeg if na joke, make un stp am o! I musn't lose my money!! angry

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Mahama Calls Nana Akufo-Addo To Concede Defeat (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2016

oganology33:
Dis is how a singular act of selflessness can prevent the loss of lives & property.

God Bless President Mahama
God Bless GEJ
~~God Bless Hilary Clinton~~

FIXED!

Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:35pm On Dec 10, 2016

slurryeye2:
You are just hypocrites.....You guys are the most inhospitable tribe in Nigeria, but you'll start crying if others say they don't want you in their region

Has an Igbo Chief ever said he will drown Yorubas in a River if they do not vote for APGA?

Has a South Eastern Governor ever bundled Yoruba "Beggers" in the middle of the night into a trailer and dropped them off at the entrance into South west?

Has it ever been heard or seen where Igbos carried placards and threatened yorubas to leave Enugu or Owerri or Aba?

Answer those questions in comparison to those events which have occurred from "your region" and find out who are the real hypocrites and inhospitable tribe in Nigeria.

Mtchewwwww!!!

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Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:36pm On Dec 09, 2016

princeofpeace22:
ekpa !

ya s'okwa gi!

Education › Re: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:22pm On Dec 09, 2016

Opakan2:
UNN wey igbos don colonize finish..

but what is the problem with those guys? they just shut others out from anything they touch

yet them plenty for West here and other regions dey skol.. nawa for that tribe o

congrats to the young lady

We don't want "contamination"

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