₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,300 members, 8,511,125 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 October 2026 at 09:15 PM

Toggle theme

Decryptor's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Decryptor's Profile › Decryptor's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 (of 188 pages)

Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade To Perform At Coachella 2017, Alongside Beyonce, DJ Khaled by Decryptor(m): 6:44pm On Jan 06, 2017
rhektor:
Just as you are high on ass dung before writing this shit of a comment.


Cheers
I don't banter with Moronic imbeciles like you boy
Family › Re: This Family’s 10 Years Wedding Anniversary Photos Are Going Viral by Decryptor(m): 3:24pm On Jan 04, 2017
Anything for the CAMERAS! undecided
Politics › Re: We’ve Dismantled Pdp’s Rigging Machine -onu by Decryptor(m): 2:38pm On Jan 04, 2017
Atiku2019:
The Masses are waiting to Dismantle your crew too...
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4693680_tmpcam1312115028_jpeg9c638b4a71313f19c503e85087ea85a1

Lai lai! Nigerians from up North and the tiger-clawed cheekers will never learn!

The picture you uploaded...

The NORTH will still take the first both while the South-West will take the second one!
Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade To Perform At Coachella 2017, Alongside Beyonce, DJ Khaled by Decryptor(m): 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2017
King Sunny Ade with Beyonce and Dj Khaled?

That's like mixing Agidi with Fried Rice and Plantain with Chicken!

What an Oddball!! The organisers must be high on weed undecided
Politics › Re: Fulani Cattle Breeders List Condition For Peace In Southern Kaduna by Decryptor(m): 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2017
Corrinthians:
As usual, nnamdi kanu's zombies would be the first to arrive a thread like this and pour brown smelly spittle everywhere. grin grin

They were nowhere to be found on the thread containing a video of their heroes, boko haram fighters, killed by the nigerian army.

Pained souls. cheesy
May your family members encounter fulanis and be given the same treatment!
Celebrities › Re: Mr. Ibu Shows Off His Cooking Skills As He Cooks Egusi Soup With Assorted Meat by Decryptor(m): 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2017
Pls, all these "those giving a f*ck" memes are becoming annoying!
Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Wins Silverbird Man Of The Year by Decryptor(m): 2:58pm On Jan 01, 2017
idupaul:
Mr Ben Bruce has clearly politicised this award ..My man of the year in Nigeria is Governor Ambode
Ambode aka Toad Face that was not even nominated grin grin
Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Wins Silverbird Man Of The Year by Decryptor(m): 2:54pm On Jan 01, 2017
AkinPhysicist:
cheesy maybe a fraud buys man of the year cheesy
Go and buy yours naaa...oh, i just remembered...you are BROKE!
Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Wins Silverbird Man Of The Year by Decryptor(m): 2:20pm On Jan 01, 2017
AkinPhysicist:
cool exposing a fraud is not hating - its the right thing to do cool
And the "FRAUD" wins the MAN OF THE YEAR...You with your GENUINITY, what have you won in your life?
Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Wins Silverbird Man Of The Year by Decryptor(m): 2:06pm On Jan 01, 2017
AkinPhysicist:
coolAn award? To the guy who organized the entire fake ugu enterprise?! Common, this is a joke, right?- it must be for scam of the year cool
Go and organise your own fake enterprise and let's see it hit the social media! HATER!!
Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Wins Silverbird Man Of The Year by Decryptor(m): 2:04pm On Jan 01, 2017
YES! The efforts of the campaign which was carried on the Anambra Facebook Page has paid off!

He deserves it!!
Events › Re: Happy New Year by Decryptor(m): 12:09am On Jan 01, 2017
Happy New Year everyone! My prayer this year is that zombies should receive their healing this 2017 and beyond! eg: sarrki
Politics › Re: Fayose Blasts Buhari, APC And Magu On AIT Today by Decryptor(m): 7:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
sarrki:
He mocked himself

Nigerian president is our image within and outside

Let's play opposition with passion with cause

Op modify the topic
So now you remember that opposition should be played with "passion and cause" (whatever that means)...you didn't say same about GEJ...HYPOCRITE
Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Packs Wads Of Cash After Losing 25m Naira To MMM by Decryptor(m): 11:28am On Dec 30, 2016
Since the crash of MMM, almost all the people who invested inflate and overhype it all. That is how a neighbour of mine claimed he invested over 5million naira in it. I just knew he was lying!
Events › Re: Men Backing Live Crocodiles In Sokoto During A Festival by Decryptor(m): 11:24am On Dec 30, 2016
Damn crocs were either de-toothed and de-clawed or drugged.
Travel › Re: See Awka Tonight!!! by Decryptor(m): 3:11am On Dec 30, 2016
darknetcom:
you are dark yourself...

sooo..what are you talking about..huh..

yes i love darkness because am dark...

nothing wrong with that...

i still have electricity and backup batteries...

you are wasteful,i am not...
Quit blabbing like a b*tch!
Travel › Re: See Awka Tonight!!! by Decryptor(m): 1:38am On Dec 29, 2016
darknetcom:
what a waste of electricity...

does it have to have so much light??...

for what??...
Anambra is the Light of the Nation! We do not believe in Darkness like you do which is synonymous to your NL Moniker since you love Darkness!
Autos › Re: The Funny Nicknames Nigerians Give Different Cars by Decryptor(m): 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2016
I thought that No.6 is known as academy or am I wrong?
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death During Vagina Celebration by Decryptor(m): 1:01am On Dec 28, 2016
Mujaheeeden:
Afonja land is turning to Sodom and Gomorrah.


Which one be Vagina Festival again
Useless People! And while they were at it, the devil just walked in and said,"William Adesoji, come with me".

No wonder people like kilode100 with their warped thinking feels that everybody is like them hence claiming Ifeanyi Uba is sleeping with his aide's wife.
Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:56am On Dec 28, 2016
Afam4eva:
Lol@ Igbos don't do that sh1t.

Amarom na umu nwoke igbo enwero zi amu

I agree with kilode100. if a man buys a car for me for my wife, i will definitely read meanings into it.

The woman is beautiful too. See as the husband dey laugh sheepishly grin Person dey kpomi ninu kolobo iyawo e and you dey laugh grin
Even you? I used to over-estimate your intellect but you have just proven me wrong!
Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:52am On Dec 28, 2016
kilode100:
Mechionu biko. Wetin concern culture and Religion inside fucking matters? How is it even acceptable for a boss to buy a car for the wife of his aide? I will tell you the answer.


The wife is probably a housewife, and might not explain how she came about the car and Ifeanyi Uba with his big head came up with this plan. And you being gullible ran with the news that this car gift has sex written over it
Shut up ur dirty mouth you slowpoke! We are not from the South West where sleeping with anything that has a hole including goats is normal like this Taiwo Oluwa.

Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 12:31am On Dec 28, 2016
Praktikals:
you this bast ad, stop mentioning me.

Romance › Re: See What They Did To This Beautiful Lady Yesterday by Decryptor(m): 1:17am On Dec 27, 2016
saintdennis:
That's what I thought too... most def her man. Behind the cam
cc popefuse..

Modern cameras of today have the self-shot feature with a timer. She is "MANLESS"... End Of Story!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Finally Crushed — Buhari by Decryptor(m): 8:27pm On Dec 24, 2016
sarrki:
I will defend him against enemies of the state

God bless Muhammadu Buhari
Ewu!
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Is The Biggest Winner At The Headies Awards 2016 by Decryptor(m): 12:24am On Dec 24, 2016
Sexytemi:
my boo

So happy he won, but phyno or whatever his name is was just to arrogant for my liking o, he got an award and instead of thanking his fans he just walked off, nonsense o....

But davido why didn't your artist win next rated na, I thought you said he would ogringringrin
@bolded...He learnt it from Olamide
Business › Re: Crowd Waiting To Buy Lake Rice At Ikorodu. PICS by Decryptor(m): 12:20am On Dec 24, 2016
RockHard:
An 'Afonja' must've snatched and thoroughly kpanshed your woman or something coz you just luv that name, don't you? cheesy At least this rice isn't rebagged Abakiliki rice that some people are using to scam their fellow statesmen. 'Willie is working'. grin
Go and queue for your own share of Lake Rice and stop blabbing before hunger finishes you!
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Stephanie Obiadi At The Headies 2016 (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:40am On Dec 23, 2016
Those mentioning cucumber and putting memes of not "giving a f*ck"...na because say una wurgly girls repping your various states no win? Haters!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/aa/08/a8aa082c83f2bf2bba41647c872f6f86.jpg
Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 1:33am On Dec 23, 2016
Praktikals:
Fool

"The police also arrested the owner of the church, a female pastor, Pemi Udoh for her alleged role in human trafficking."
U see you are still foolish? Udoh is NOT an Igbo name. It is still Akwa-Ibom. Google is your friend! I still maintain..May Ogun and Sango kill your parents!
Politics › Re: Wike Wins Sun Newspaper "Governor Of The Year 2016" (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:22am On Dec 22, 2016
emmanuel596:
This shi.t was paid for. ...governor AMBODE has done more than the federal government this year
Which Ambode? What has he done? By trying to seize Ladipo Market?
Entertainment › Re: Film-makers Reject Dubbing Of Chinese Films Into Yoruba, Hausa by Decryptor(m): 2:20am On Dec 22, 2016
SIRKOL:
I really do not understand. Why did they not mention Igbo?
Igbos CAN NEVER STOOP SO LOW to engage in such trash!
Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Decryptor(m): 2:19am On Dec 22, 2016
Praktikals:
Yeebos and crime be like ......
So Akpan is now an Igbo name? May Ogun kill your parents!!
Politics › Re: Okorocha & Ayade Storm Imo Carnival, Check Out Their Swags (photos) by Decryptor(m): 2:10am On Dec 22, 2016
I watched part of the carnival live on TV! The toad-like governor was just behaving like a slowpoke during the whole activity clapping and gesticulating like an imbecilic pig at any slightest mediocre move from the participants which doesn't even warrant a second look from other spectators.

Even the fat kids sitting behind him behaved like adults and showed no emotions at the dismal performances of the participants who ought to learn a thing or two from the Calabarians.

Shameless Fat Governor!! undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 (of 188 pages)