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Romance › Re: Man Masturbating At CMS Busstop, Lagos Filmed (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:11pm On Sep 28, 2016
Why didn't the guy get startled on being spotted after you said your fake "OMG, what is this guy doing?"

You get a random guy whom you know personally and tell him to position himself on some some interlocking bricks probably in a construction site safe from the eyes of onlookers and you video it for just 17secs only to come here and tell us trash!

God is watching all these fake and lying bloggers!

News Every Hour and FAKE NEWS...
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3792718_zuma_jpeg_jpeg9bc5afbfb3757fc5d02411d92da29d03
Politics › Re: Nigeria Already Getting Out Of Recession –adeosun by Decryptor(m): 10:21pm On Sep 28, 2016
This dummy don carry her usual gibberish come again! angry angry

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Resurfaces, Working On A New Project With TY Bello (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
Damage Control! grin grin
Politics › Re: 32 Seater Bus Manufactured By Ex-Militants Arrives Abuja For Delivery To Buhari by Decryptor(m): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
EasternActivist:
You dey craze... You are seeing manufactured there and you are talking thrash....

Following your logic, HP manufacture laptops, how come they don't manufacture the processor too?
Or should you also term them HP assemblers?
You gave that guy what is known as "CLASSICAL FINISHING" grin grin
Politics › Re: Saraki Swears In Benjamin Uwajumogu As Senator (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:45pm On Sep 27, 2016
Shebi when one evil spirit wll slap okoroawusa now, people will begin to pity him. angry
Politics › Re: Presidency Plotting To Scheme Tinubu Out Of APC Hierarchy – Yakasai by Decryptor(m): 3:42pm On Sep 27, 2016
limeta:
That,s politic
Yoruba never see any thing yet
I tell you. Serves them right!

All those hailing Tinubu when he was leading the hate campaign and attacks on President Jonathan are now silent. They no longer hail him "Jagaban", they left him to die alone.

Even those Hausa Fulani ones that was saying "he is a true Yoruba leader and a patriotic Nigerian", I wonder if he is still these things to them now.

Because the love was born outta hate and tribalism against one man.
Now let's checkout GEJ's supporters, they are g getting stronger, ever ready to scream anyone you say "kpim" against GEJ. Now that's pure love and respect.

Nnamdi kanu is even getting more genuine love than Tinubu...in fact he commands more respect too than Tinubu. grin
Politics › Re: Ibom Deep Sea Port: Udom Emmanuel To Sign Deal With China (Pics) by Decryptor(m): 3:36pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ol boy...the nose of this guy eh! It is wide enough to accommodate all the containers from 1 ship already. undecided

See as the Chinese babe just dey look the guy for the 5th picture like she's tryna say, "谁是你的自拍帮助吗?" (Who your selfie epp?)
Romance › Re: Moments You Shouldn't Approach A Girl To Woo Her by Decryptor(m): 3:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
When she is queuing for fuel or kerosene and thinking of her life like this malee... undecided

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Registers His Son In A Public School In Kaduna (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
broseme:
As shared by Muktar Garba Maigamo......


'Alhamdillah, Promise Fulfilled!

This child, Abubakar Elrufai is the son of His Excellency Nasir Elrufai.
The boy has just been enrolled into one of the public schools in Kaduna.

The name of the school cannot be revealed for security reasons.

Thank You Elrufai'
Change will truly begin with El-Rufai if he reveals the name of the school! Why hide the name? The just have nothing to fear!!

With the bolded, i hereby conclude that this story is nothing but a blatant lie and is hereby Null and Void!
Politics › Re: Imo Adults To Pay N3,000 Development Levy - Rochas Okorocha by Decryptor(m): 2:33pm On Sep 27, 2016
Please, has Beremx paid hers yet? cheesy cheesy
Business › Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by Decryptor(m): 2:16pm On Sep 27, 2016
Omonigeriarere:
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He made assertions supported with facts: why can't you prepare your defence to fault facts he presented instead of unnecessary ranting? You need to grow up.
I don't argue with zombies on NL! It's a pure waste of time, energy and data!!
Business › Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by Decryptor(m): 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
amagunnerfan:
I will feed you and 10 of you for for 10 years without problem to the glory of the ALMIGHTY.
You mean like this?....
[img]http://mwachironavigator.files./2014/10/man-eating-grass.jpg[/img]

Naaa....i'll pass!
Business › Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by Decryptor(m): 11:47am On Sep 27, 2016
amagunnerfan:
[s]Le shoeless and not Buhari got us into this mess.

This is exactly the problem. He ruined us. He had plenty but plurged us into debt. Figures below will do justice.

2. UMARU MUSA YAR ADUA (2007 - 2009)

EXTERNAL DEBT:
Inherited: $3,348.22 billion

Left: $3.94 billion Dollars

http://www.dmo.gov.ng/oci/News/docs/Fact%20on%20%20Nigeria%20External%20Debt%20Stock.pdf

EXTERNAL RESERVE
Inherited: $45.0 billion

Grew To: $63 billion in September, 2008
http://www.nigerianmuse.com/20090102021223zg/nigeria-watch/nigeria-s-foreign-reserves-dip-to-52-7-billion/

Left : $47. 7 billion (As at Dec 31st 2009 when Jonathan took over as "Overseer" )
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/03/state-of-nigerias-external-reserves-worrisome-cipm-president/#sthash.cXXdNcoU.dpuf

N/B:
The reserve grew when the price of Crude Oil was $147 per barrel
It Slided in Mid 2008 during the recession, when the crude price fell to $35 per barrel in 2009, till his death



3. PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN:
EXTERNAL DEBT
Inherited: $3.94 billion Dollars

As At Now: $9.3 billion Dollars

http://www.dmo.gov.ng/oci/edebtstock/docs/External%20Debt%20Stock%20as%20at%2030th%20June_%202014.pdf

FOREIGN RESERVE:
Inherited: $47. 7 billion (As At December 31st, 2009)

As At Now: $38.2BILLION http://www.cenbank.org/intops/Reserve.asp

N/B:
Of the $9.3 billion EXTERNAL DEBT, Federal Government’s owes $6.36b, while ALL 36 States plus FCT owes $3.0 billion

As at 2010, Oil Price was at $89 per barrel

As at 2011, It was $103 per barrel - During Le shoeless' regime.

As at November 2014 it is $100 per barrel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_oil_market_chronology_from_2003

Meaning, Jonathan have access to more more money than Yar Adua, but he depleted the Foreign Reserve and Still Purge Us into Further Debt With NOTHING to show.

Le shoeless was producing more oil and was selling for more than Buhari, almost 4 times more. Got us into debt to the ton of over $5 billion. Depleted the reserve from $47. 7 billion to $38.2 billion and this is despite selling our crude for more and without militrants unrest.

Now go on and defend your boss.[/s]
Someone should look for this zombie's address and donate food to him. I'm sure he has not eaten since yesterday and hunger is affecting his brain! undecided
Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Decryptor(m): 11:41am On Sep 27, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Yes I've felt embittered but not suicidal, there's a difference smiley
When you are embittered, suicidal thoughts could set in or you could just say it.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Lost 3000mw Of Electricity In The Last Six Months – Fashola by Decryptor(m): 11:40am On Sep 27, 2016
There will never be steady power supply in Nigeria because a very powerful well-known elite in nigeria is the major distributor of Mikano generators in West Africa and Nigeria is his biggest market. I won't mention his name.
Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Decryptor(m): 11:33am On Sep 27, 2016
ItsQuinn:
so I'm cold-hearted because I'm not suicidal? Just listen to yourself grin....no offence, you sound stupid undecided
Tell us that you have never lost something or someone dear to you and never felt so embittered. I am 100% sure that if the OP was a man and said same, it would sound sweet to your ears. Take your "kpomo-like kevlar" stomach and park one side make I see road! Mtchewwww!!
Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Decryptor(m): 3:28am On Sep 27, 2016
ItsQuinn:
suicidal thoughts because of a man? sad huh....you are a disgrace to womanhood undecided
I guess you have never been in love before....Not everyone is as cold-hearted as you!
Politics › Re: AGF Seeks Further Evidence To Prosecute Saraki, Ekweremadu by Decryptor(m): 11:08am On Sep 26, 2016
Paperwhite:
After this long while? This simply means that they never commit the alleged crime before, but as usual the powers that be in the APC were not just comfortable with their being there.Who knows,even the so called forged Senate Standing Rules may have been forged by them? This means this case is a lost cause.Chukwudi may be right-"Saraki remains Senate president till 2019".A matter in which all the zombies have already masturbated themselves to death.Nigerian justice dispensation is really faulty.
APC is fighting a lost battle!

The painful thing is that rather than seeking for ways to improve the lives of at least, the zombies who voted for them, they are busy looking for ways to fight Saraki and Ekweremadu!
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Begins Exportation Of Vegetables To US by Decryptor(m): 10:56am On Sep 26, 2016
Yorubamafia:
Shame on anambra for reducing themselves to ugwu hawkers. How will they survive if they have biafra? How much will ugwu generate? The Igbo's are better in nigeria than having a stupid Biafra
At least we have something we hawk outside that grows our IGR! What can your Wastern people boast of hawking outside Nigeria? Is it Agbo or monkey-tail? Oh...i just remembered. The female afonjas living in UK hawk themselves.
Politics › Re: Sex For Food Rocks IDPs Camps, Female IDPs Offer Camp Officials Sex – NOI Polls by Decryptor(m): 10:50am On Sep 26, 2016
I don't pity these IDPs. When Ihejirika wanted to flush out Boko Haram hiding amongst them, the Northern elders and Arewa Consultative Forum with one popular Boko Haram apologist called Cassandra said Ihejirika (Nyarimi) was killing their "BROTHERS".

They shielded Boko Haram in their enclave and allowed the insurgents to mingle within them! Now this is the end result!!

Let Hunger plus the HIV they will be randomly spreading there in the camp among themselves continue to ravage them!

They never chii chum chin yet!

VERMINS!!
Business › Re: Thousands Of Zimbabweans Lose Money As MMM Crashes by Decryptor(m): 10:42am On Sep 26, 2016
And i was about to invest N50k into it this week. shocked
Politics › Re: 4 Decomposed Bodies Found In A Sock-away In Bama During Sanitation Today (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 10:19pm On Sep 25, 2016
sarrki:
That's more reason I will never support that

Criminal gang called IPOB

These are the effects of war

Boko Haram & Ipob are terrorist organization
Please what concerns IPOB with this thread?

Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Decryptor(m): 10:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
Israeljones:
Lolzzz... Yoruba pastor...
Unintelligent journalism...
Ur post might be tru but ur topic is very insensible... because there is no need for that... Lolzz
But it would have sounded "sweeter" if it was Igbo Pastor abi?

HYPOCRISY!
Romance › Re: Man Asks Ex-Fiancee’s Family To Pay Back All The Money He Spent On Her by Decryptor(m): 10:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
mroop:
A man has made a demanded that his ex- fiancee and her family return all that he ever gave her after the young lady refused to marry him – according to the lady’s sister who shared the story on social media:

She wrote :




Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/09/man-asks-ex-fiancee-s-family-to-pay.html?m=0
All these bloggers and their LIES!
Politics › Re: Nuratu Abike Sokoya Contesting For Councillorship In Ogun (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 10:02pm On Sep 25, 2016
Hypocrisy is when you lauded Buhari for contesting presidential elections but don't support this woman contesting for Councilorship!
Literature › Re: Paulo Coelho's And A Boy Selling Pirated Copies Of His Book In Traffic by Decryptor(m): 10:00pm On Sep 25, 2016
contactmorak:
Award Winning author, Paulo Coelho's response to a kid selling pirated copies of his book at a traffic signal in Delhi. Can our Nollywood producers learn from this and stop screaming, PIRACY? grin

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/paulo-coelhos-response-to-kid-selling.html
Thank you! Esp that amala-faced Kunle Afolayan
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Bomber Boy Caught By CJTF In Borno State (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:48pm On Sep 25, 2016
INTROVERT:
President bubu shovld as a matter of national security declare free and compulsory education in d north together with welfare packages as a root solution. Many people wil say 'kill him' but if u kill dis boy millions are waiting at d sidelines to take his place. Education is the key. God help NIGERIA
You cannot GIVE what you DON'T HAVE!
Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 1:42am On Sep 25, 2016
Joy1706:
You do realise LOTS of women die during child birth right? You think it's a walk in the park? Ask the numerous people who have lost their wives, daughters, sisters, mothers during childbirth. Mstchewww
It's nothing! Really!! If it was, women won't bother getting pregnant the second, third, fourth and in some cases tenth times. I have been in a room where a woman was in labor and realised that the so-called pains and trauma is overhyped! Death as a result of it is usually due to the carelessness or inexperience of the medical personnel handling the birth process.

So if you like "Mstchewwwww" from here to 3rd Mainland Bridge. It's my opinion and i'm entitled to it.
Romance › Re: Kenyan Man Ejaculates On Lady's Body In A Bus (pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 1:14am On Sep 23, 2016
So why was the woman all quiet during the "rubbing" process and start venting after he erupted? undecided
Education › Re: Police Arrests Adeyeye Olorunfemi, UNILAG Student Rusticated Over Facebook Post by Decryptor(m): 1:07am On Sep 23, 2016
They are only making this guy more popular! I admire his courage!!
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl To Coma In Otukpo, Benue State (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 12:58am On Sep 23, 2016
Sheggy13:
Why are you so shameless? Lying over something that's so glaring just to tell us how much you hate Yorubas which is an established fact already known by people on this forum. It's boldly written in the story that the said rapist is from Ado LGA in Benue but resides in Otukpo, yet you have the effrontery to come with a fake story told by your fictitious cousin. So much for being a bigot.
And so stories can't be twisted?
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Dankwambo And His Wife, Adama In 1989 (Throwback Photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:33pm On Sep 21, 2016
HungerBAD:
Fairy tale story.

I like it.

Ishilove come here. Are you ready to bear with me now that Owu is killing me?when I become the Governor of my State in the Niger Delta,you will enjoy me.

Rove you.
At the mention of the name Ishilove, Vaseline is freely used by HungerBAD! SMH!!

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