Crime › Re: Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl To Coma In Otukpo, Benue State (PHOTO) by Decryptor(m): 8:31pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
veekid: This is what they[size=15pt]{flat headz}[/size] do best
Feel free to menstruate here ..... it'z your take His name is Daniel Adewale. My cousin who is a corper in Otukpo told us about the news. Now go bury your cóne head in shame! |
Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 8:21pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Northampton Town Vs Manchester United :League Cup (1 - 3) On 21st Sept 2016 by Decryptor(m): 8:19pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Moderator, kindly edit this mistake. The link is not properly tagged!
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Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
AnusOdourInhaler: This is what happens when a 'Puszsy' in man is talking I can't banter words with someone whose existence on earth is tied to "Inhaling the Odour from Anus". I still have my sanity intact! |
Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 6:10pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Jobia: from your name i guess you're ghanaian, cos nigerian men boys no fit talk like this. And yet Ghanain women droll over Nigerian men like Bees over flower.  |
Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 6:05pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Akwasi: You need to respect them. My wife just delivered a bouncy baby girl and I am literally her servant now. Why? Because I was a witness to the stress she went through before the baby came out.
Babe I respected and loved you before but it's over the brim now.
Will forever cherish you for putting your life on the line just to make me a proud father. I appreciate it and will forever love you! Your wife put her life on the line just to procreate which is a normal thing female species do?  The thinking of some men are really warped!  |
Family › Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by Decryptor(m): 6:02pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
babythug: It's the hormones and to a large extent odd behaviour is expected and normalabnormal! FIXED! @OP, Most women are possesed by one unique demon when they are pregnant. |
Politics › Re: Blogger Jamil Mabai Arrested For Criticising Governor Masari For Buying Coffins by Decryptor(m): 5:51pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Clone2020: You have freedom of speech but I cannot guarantee you freedom after speech -Idi Amin. Nigeria is slowly turning into a Nazi state and it's time we stop this madness. Youths prepare to stage huge protests or your civil liberties will be taken away Which youths? You mean youths that threw away their future at the 2015 polls because of mere N5,000 a month campaign promise? You must be joking! |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wished Obama 'Happy Retirement'. Lady Replies Him After His Tweet by Decryptor(m): 12:05pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
chibuzorAbia: My brain is 0% in score! I think I should try harder next time.
I am an Olodo! Whatchasay?  |
Politics › Re: Power Supply has improved drastically: How is it In Your Area? by Decryptor(m): 12:00pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
This op is high on weed! Which power improved drastically?  Or does he mean reduced drastically? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wished Obama 'Happy Retirement'. Lady Replies Him After His Tweet by Decryptor(m): 11:52am On Sep 21, 2016 |
chibuzorAbia: Lubbishh!!! ChidozieUde aka Samuel Okoro, how was your long vacation from the internet? E be like say MTN don dash you free mb this time hence your "come back" to the internet. I heard you have relocated from Abuja to Lagos where your elder sister is squatting and feeding you. Abi na her phone you dey use enter Nairaland sef? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wished Obama 'Happy Retirement'. Lady Replies Him After His Tweet by Decryptor(m): 11:20am On Sep 21, 2016*. Modified: 11:46am On Sep 21, 2016 |
Buhari is going nowhere till 2023! INEC will rig the elections for him and many people will cry but nothing will be done about it! By the time he leaves office, these are the things that would happen: 1)Petrol will be sold for N975 per Ltr, Kerosene @N1,620 per Ltr and Diesel for N2,400 per Ltr. 2)The Naira would be N17,850 to the dollar meaning that to buy a loaf of bread that costs N350 today, you'll be buying it for about N25,000. ie: The Naira will be close to worthless as the Zimbabwean Dollar. 3) Multinational Companies like Shoprite, Tecno, Samsung, Hyundai, Microsoft etc will disappear out of Nigeria and shift base to other countries. 4) Slums will take over major cities where the cost of living is high like Abuja, Port Harcourt and in high-brow areas of Lagos like in Lekki, Ikoyi etc and distort their aerial view! 5) People will lose their jobs en masse including most Federal and State Public Servants because the revenue from oil will drastically drop and funds to pay workers unavailable. 6) Rice will no longer be commonly eaten as a staple food but as a luxury meal for the Rich. 7)There will be widespread crime and anarchy like never before. Nigeria will become one of the unsafest places to live in on earth.  Three-Quarter of the Zombies in Nigeria will be dead by either starvation or incarcerated in prison due to crime. Mark my words! |
Romance › Re: Nairobi Pastor Shares After-sex Photos With His "Lover” Online (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:02am On Sep 21, 2016 |
See as the girl resemble "Abokiii"  |
Politics › Re: Police Superintendent, Ada, Celebrates Her Birthday by Decryptor(m): 11:30pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Decryptor(m): 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Some guys no sabi i swear!
There's what u will do to a girl and na she go just slide the thing inside by herself! |
Health › Re: Nasiru Shua’ibu Develops Malaria Vaccine by Decryptor(m): 11:10pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Until it is tested and approved by the WHO and he is given a Nobel Prize, i will take the veracity of this vaccine news with a pinch of salt! |
Education › Re: 24 Pictures Only People Who Attended Nigerian Law School Will Relate To by Decryptor(m): 11:07pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
My kid sister who i personally trained in Law School has turned into a Riff Raff! Any small thing, she will be threatening me and saying "I put it to you that blah blah blah...." Her file dey God hand!  |
Romance › Re: Instagram Lady With Massive Curves And Hips Causes Commotion Online (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
So fake as that of Nicki Minaj |
Politics › Re: El-rufai Establishes Rice & Potatoes Plant In Kaduna, The Biggest In West Africa by Decryptor(m): 8:43pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Recession: Obiano Announces Stimulus Package, Tax Cuts by Decryptor(m): 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
sarrki: Obiano
Funny dude
I thought he said the ugwu can sustain the state
Abi na political statement? I doubt you even eat 3 times a day.  Come let me give you Anambra Ugu so you can eat it like this...
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Crime › Re: 4 Ritualists Arrested In Ijebu Igbo, Ogun With Human Heart (disturbing Pics by Decryptor(m): 8:34pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Ibikunle Amosun will release them!
Useless people!! |
Romance › Re: Chinese Man Buys 99 iPhone 6s To Propose To Girlfriend & Was Rejected by Decryptor(m): 2:24am On Sep 13, 2016 |
greatnaija01: the girl who refused publicly was also SILLY, anyway.. the silliness EARNED ME SEVERAL LIKES AND SHARES... but your SERIOUSNESS earned you nothing. DO YOU TAKE NAIRALAND SO SERIOUSLY ? Lolsss u are sillier than i taught. Laugh or bounce is the name of my game on that post... WAIT TILL YOU HAVE A HEART BREAK, BREAK-UP, BREAK-DOWN or whatever then i pray someone will ask you what you wish you could do... YOUR TIME IS COMING... keep doing ITK When i proposed to my wife, i did it with a 19 carat diamond ring i bought for just 8k. That was in 2014. I can never be dim-witted to propose to any woman on earth with 99 iPhones so the question of heart-break which you wish me is off the hook. Secondly, Getting 1000000000 likes on Nairaland does not translate to success of any sort... so making a fuss over the likes and SHARES you got like you won some trophy goes further to prove your silliness as i earlier postulated. Rev it on bro! |
Events › Re: Groomsmen Praying For The Groom Before His Wedding by Decryptor(m): 2:17am On Sep 13, 2016 |
All for the camera! But anyways, it is necessary! @nameerfhtennek's marital issue which is just a thread above this one comes to mind.
BTW, the groom na handsome guy (no homo) |
Family › Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by Decryptor(m): 2:14am On Sep 13, 2016 |
baddestchic: stay away from her while this unwelcome atmosphere is between both of you
when its all over.... you have to sit her down and talk to her... ask what you did that got her angry and also tell her what she did that got you really mad... tell her very gently you dont like how she reacted... communication is key especially in marriage
respect is both ways there should be no spitting on anyone.... telling her to leave wont make things better only worse I want to ask you a question and i need a honest answer from you.... Would you have given the same advise of "talking things over" if it was the other way round? ============================================ Back to the topic...@nameerfhtennek, you are suffering what is called emotional abuse! Nobody...i repeat NOBODY should be in an abusive relationship! Many women behave like this to their spouse and when the man loses it, they raise the "Domestic Violence" card against the men and everyone sympathizes with them and calls the man a devil! My advice: Quietly bundle her smelly a*se and give her marital deportation back to Nigeria so she can go to her father's house and continue to look for trouble! |
Politics › Re: Obiano Chilling With His Family At Their Texas Residence by Decryptor(m): 1:23am On Sep 13, 2016 |
Nice photo! But that dog tho...is it that they take the dog from and back to Nigeria whenever they are travelling or the dog is a permanent resident of the Houston home? 
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Romance › Re: Chinese Man Buys 99 iPhone 6s To Propose To Girlfriend & Was Rejected by Decryptor(m): 8:25pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
greatnaija01: Its simple... i would simply leave china and close all possible means of being reachable by anyone who witnessed the global embarrassment and then come to NIGERIA and give 9 iphone 6 phones to 9 different ladies amongst whom will be campus students, lonely house wives, actresses, church girls and maybe a neighbour. then i would start up a company to sell the remaining i-phones and sell china made products till i become very wealthy...i will also be bleepin the 9 ladies at different times when needed, then anyone of them i finally choose to marry will follow me back to china to do the wedding and the stupid EX will be invited.
REVENGE IS SWEET WHEN SERVED IN NAIJA You just sounded as silly as one mallam sounded when he said he was going to stabilize global oil price! BTW, Chinese people don't marry Africans! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by Decryptor(m): 7:06pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
SAI TRUMP!  |
Phones › Re: My Bitter Experience At Innjoo Office In Ikeja - Ceecia by Decryptor(m): 4:57pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Secondly, from every indication, you must have spoken and acted rudely out of the "frustration" of paying the N1,000 to them. I know how most Nigerians act in such circumstances. ceecia: In reply to the above comment take a long walk dude!
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Crime › Re: Female Suspect Strips Unclad In Cell, Police Seek Relatives (photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:48pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
When asked her name, she called 3 names within one second, Ganiyat, Cynthia and Sola ' ' ' ' ' ' NCAN...over to you! |
Romance › Re: Man Announces His Engagement Break-up On Instagram by Decryptor(m): 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
yungmill: Wow! Now this car right here is what i call a beauty! Bros abeg how much  Dangote has pre-ordered this one already. I will ship in another by January. Asking price is N470,000,000 including VAT.  |
Sports › Re: Onye Lauritta Wins Gold Medal In Shot Put At Rio 2016 Paralympics by Decryptor(m): 4:30pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Bolustic: IPOD Yoots,
See the graceful woman beaming with joy in the the green white green Beerfra Nigeria jersey, she doesn't even look like she knows there is a fruitless and almost moribund struggle by one dilector in Kuje.
Be like Onye. It is better for her to live in a free and independent country ruled by her fellow brothers and sisters rather than being in a filthy contraption called Nigeria where the leader terms her tribe as 5%. |
Phones › Re: My Bitter Experience At Innjoo Office In Ikeja - Ceecia by Decryptor(m): 4:28pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
ceecia: I had the worst experience of my life on Friday at InnJoo office in Ikeja. A friend of mine sent in his phone from Benin for me to help him fix because there are no Innjoo service centres in Benin. The first day I went to their office located in Ikeja, I was told they did not have the parts to fix the phone and I should check back in two weeks. I took down their customer service contact and called after two weeks and was told the parts are available. I went back there and dropped the phone and was given a date to come and pick it up. I got there on the said date and presented the invoice I was given for collection only to be told that the parts are still not available. I was puzzled and I ask why I was not informed of this so I do not waste my time here. They had my contact and did not deem it fit to even send a message. The lady that attended to me just replied me without any form of empathy that they were sorry and blah blah blah. I left there angrily. My friend now called the customer service rep after two weeks of me going there and asked if they have the parts now and they said that they did so I went back there to pick up.
This time around I had lost the invoice and I told the lady and she insisted I have to pay 1000 naira before I can be attended to. I tried to explain that I have been there before then to collect but was told there were no parts, after all, I was supposed to have collected the phone long before now. All explanations fell on deaf ears as she insisted. I approached the manager who is an Indian and he refused to do anything about it. So I had to agree to pay the 1000 naira so that I can just pick the phone and go. The customer service rep then started the process for me to collect the phone. i waited for another 1hr 20 minutes before they brought out the phone for me. I inserted the battery and charged it a bit in their office so I can turn it on to check if the issue was fixed before I leave. The issue with the phone was the screen touch pad was malfunctioning so they said they had to change the touchpad. When I turned on the phone, I saw strange lines in different colours on the screen of the phone. At this point, I had already paid so I went back the customer care rep and showed her. she then took the phone back to the engineers. At this point I was tired and needed to leave so I asked her to refund the money, and I will come back another day to pick it when they fix it. She refunded and I left. My friend who owns the phone then called me to just collect the phone without fixing because there is no guarantee that the phone will not develop issues even after fixing. I went back and told the lady that I need the phone back without fixing and to my surprise, she said I need to pay for the parts that have already been put inside. I opened my mouth and was in shock. I said how can I pay for something that is clearly not working. She was insisting. Then I told her to remove the parts and put back the old parts if that is the case and she said no that it does not work that way. It now turned to by force fixing ooo. Then another Indian who I suspect owns the place then approached me and asked the problem.
I told him everything and he said they will fix it, I should not worry. I was angry and told them I do not want to fix and I stormed out and left for home and just decided to forfeit the phone since they refuse to release it. Having been there since 1.30pm and at this time it was almost 4pm. On my way home I discovered I had forgotten something at their office so I had to go back. As I got there the senior manager who I had earlier spoken with asked if I had gotten the phone back and I said no then he told them to give me the phone unfixed. It took them another 20 minutes for them to remove the supposed parts they put into it and hand the phone back to me.
They have the worse system and I regret ever going there for anything. I lost valuable time and they lack proper customer service. Women! Whenever an angry or bitter woman narrates an ordeal, it is best to hear from the other party. I take this story with a pinch of salt. First of all, you were careless (Losing an invoice that was handed to you) Secondly, from every indication, you must have spoken and acted rudely out of the "frustration" of paying the N1,000 t them. I know how most Nigerians act in such circumstances. |