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Politics › Re: Buhari As Ebenezer Obey Was Singing In Ogun (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2016
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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Always Tell Nigerians The Truth – Ezekwesili To Buhari by Decryptor(m): 2:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
[quote author=winterfell007 post=42552852][/quote]Chai! Shame don catch you sha! cheesy cheesy

Like i said, wailing form has finished. But we have vacancies for toilet cleaners and security men in our WAN National Secretariat.

All you need is only WAEC Cert to apply. Note: We don't need NEPA BILL Certificate o. tongue
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Always Tell Nigerians The Truth – Ezekwesili To Buhari by Decryptor(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
Decryptor: Emeka! What are you doing?

Emeka: I am still printing Baba's Wailing Form

Decryptor: Haba! Since then? Oby has just come into the office for registration!

Emeka: But, Oga Decryptor, we need a new catridge because the ink has finished in the printer.

Decryptor: Madam Oby, please excercise patience ok!

Oby Ezekwesili: Oga Decryptor, No Problem! Infact Patience Jonathan has become my best friend now. We spoke few hours ago

Decryptor: Really?...But why are you still wearing this BBOG badge and carrying the placard in my office if you sincerely want to become a wailer?

Oby Ezekwesili: Hmmm...Are you a learner? angry BBOG has rebranded! It now means Bring Back Our Goodluck!

Decryptor: undecided
Celebrities › Re: IK Ogbonna Cheating On Wife, Sonia Exposes His Secrets On Instagram by Decryptor(m): 1:53pm On Feb 02, 2016
This is what happens when CHILDREN get married!
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Why I Rejected Jonathan’s Dollars" by Decryptor(m): 1:39pm On Feb 02, 2016
Mbaka...please tell the whole world the truth!

When Patience Jonathan paid you a visit in Enugu, you made demands that an Oil Bloc be given to you in your name. She explained that her husband the former president was in the process of retrieving the oil blocs which were in the hands of private individuals who did not get access to them via due process so giving into your demands was going to truncate the whole thing and it would look like he GEJ was playing favoritism on your side!

Instead, PEJ signed a check of a substantial amount and sent it to you through her PA and you were angry and said that PEJ was giving you an amount which according to you, is used in feeding people in your Adoration Ministries in a week and rejected the check! You now turned against GEJ to fight him! Simply because of Oil Bloc!

I just weep for this country! What ever people do to make themselves saints and paint another person black will surely be revealed in the open one day! It only requires time.

SMH!
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Bombing & Water Pollution: When Did Nigerians Become This silly? by Decryptor(m): 1:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
EastanPower:
Maybe a curse to the Niger Delta but a blessing to the northerners...
You won't blame the militants! They heard when the nigerian president clearly said that he will bring about development to "those who voted for him first" before thinking of those who did not hence they would rather blow it up to see to it that the oil spills in their land rather than flow to Kaduna Refinery.
Jokes Etc › Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by Decryptor(m): 1:12pm On Feb 02, 2016
agarawu23:
next episode loading soon......
So you are jobless and unemployed? No wonder you rant on nairaland!

By the way, i tried s hard to laugh at your story but it wasn't working! TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!!
Romance › Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by Decryptor(m): 4:22pm On Jan 05, 2016
Estharfabian:
Hell to the No!undecided



He isn't...Coz I Know him and You obviously do Not.
And you knew him when he was single right? And even now, you follow him everywhere he goes?? Oh...plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Politics › Re: EFCC Operatives Arrest PDP Spokesperson Olisa Metuh Over N1.4b Fraud by Decryptor(m): 4:19pm On Jan 05, 2016
APCsupporter:
No wonder he was everywhere shouting "Buhari is a dictator!". He saw it coming. That's why we said all the defense they are getting from wailers is just corruption fighting back.

Buhari publicly challenged you to bring evidence. If you can't bring it then you are the one that is dump. Bring evidence if you are the true son of your father
Show us your WAEC Certificate!
Romance › Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by Decryptor(m): 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2016
Estharfabian:
gringrinShe's really frustrated, hurt, laughable, silly, dimwitted, ludicrous, shortsighted, Desperate, and paranoid..tongue
Well, Goood for her!!!! Ntoooor!tongue


Biitch shouldn't have stereotyped...She should've atleast used "Some Nigerian men"...undecided Arrant Nonsense!

Not all men Are such dickheads...could vouch for my dad!smiley he's A Saint!cheesy


Your dad is a demon to a woman somewhere out there. We Men are demons to some women no matter how hard we try to treat them well.
Politics › Re: Sunday Dare: "4-year-old Boy In ISIS Video Is My Grandson" by Decryptor(m): 1:49pm On Jan 05, 2016
Ebukaobi:
Reverenddesmondjuju

Who cares if you pointed out that she has Yoruba background?

She was born and raised in the UK where she was radicalised .

Grow up
That does not erase the fact that she is from South West! Grow up too
Romance › Re: Why You Should Stop Watching Pornography & Masturbating by Decryptor(m): 1:27pm On Jan 05, 2016
Op, nice one. But you still have not told us how masturbation can destroy and harm someone.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: ''Why I Called Nigeria A Zoo, Threaten War'' by Decryptor(m): 10:31am On Jan 05, 2016
PROVERBZ:
why are biafran threads making front page today

seunhuh?
YOU and I know why!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: ''Why I Called Nigeria A Zoo, Threaten War'' by Decryptor(m): 10:29am On Jan 05, 2016
People seem to be in a hurry to criticize Nnamdi for calling Nigeria a ZOO!

Well, it's no fault of his because i believe he had "Dogs and Baboons" which would have been covered with blood if one mallam did not win the elections as he threatened!

Are Dogs and Baboons not animals? Where are animals kept if not a Zoo?

#CaseClosed
Politics › Re: Ben-Bruce's Daughter At The Headies Award 2015 by Decryptor(m): 3:15am On Jan 02, 2016
Fine gal!
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan New Year Message To Nigerians by Decryptor(m): 11:41am On Jan 01, 2016
golor:
Careless wish


Your wishes are always good but action bad.

Sir please stop wishing because you were given the chance to change this nation but your action spoilt everything more

Sometime I just wish you keep quiet and just let's nigeria be.

Your wish are what I will call sweet mouth,then your action bomb.

You disappointed nigeria,not only that

You disappointed south south including Niger delta where I came from...to make matter worst

You disappointed your brothers from bayelsa


Mr ex president, personally am seek and tired of your wish,when you came in,i thought we will see light not knowing you re leading us to a more darkness....God will never forgive you for the life that went down due to the sake of your recklessness.
@ your English...

Are you sure you are from the South-South or the North where "WAEC Certificate" is usually in the possession of the Military?
Nairaland General › Re: A Kind Nairalander Deposited 2000k To My Account For D Fake 1k I Received Pics by Decryptor(m): 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2015
madridguy:
Thank you correct man " Nnamdi ", may God bless you abundantly.

Less I forget too, my girl friend dumped 4 days back and I hope someone here will kind enough to help me with another. Lol
And to think it was a "Biἇfraud" (the most abused and hated members of Nairaland) who sent him the money!
Travel › Re: Photos: Travellers Stranded In Benin/Asaba Express Way Gridlock by Decryptor(m): 8:02pm On Dec 31, 2015
buygala:
Best time to initiate a 'bus relationship'.... Toast her in the bus, pay for her refreshment, 'arrange' her in the same bus, then walk away like a boss cool


I can already imagine the amount of 'fingerring', boob-stroking, and even sexx that will go on in those stranded passenger buses if that traffic doesn't ease up by sundown sad
Boob-Stroking: YES

Fingerring: NO

u wan go dey finger toto wey the last time it saw water was early in the morning before the triphuh? finger that kin toto and put the finger on ur nose and inhale. E go dey smell like "Ogiri"

Moments like this calls for these sort of vehicles to navigate on that clearing in-between the roads

Politics › Re: Diezani To Visit Prophet T. B Joshua As Condition Worsens - Daily Post by Decryptor(m): 9:08pm On Nov 23, 2015
GudluckIBB:
And u think the best day to remove subsidy was on a new year day?

That's my grieviance
Just imagine your reasoning? Does it matter the day it was removed? All sensible Nigerians were looking forward to was the end result which would have favored us all! SMH
Politics › Re: Diezani To Visit Prophet T. B Joshua As Condition Worsens - Daily Post by Decryptor(m): 8:19pm On Nov 23, 2015
GudluckIBB:
Alison Madueke!

Once upon a time , you were the minister of Petroleum resources in Nigeria and you looked down on the people, caused hardship on them.

You delibrately increased fuel on a New year day, all in the name of subsidy removal!

You felt Nigerians can do you nonthing hence, you were untouchable

You used over 10 billion naira for jet services and other expenses.



But today, you are sick seeking for healing! You have just confirmed what the bible says that:



LET HE THAT STANDETH TAKE HEED. LEST HE FALLS!
When Dieziani removed subsidy under the administration of GEJ, it was not to punish Nigerians but to ensure fluidity and effective competition in the petroleum sector which would have a result, paved way for competition between the Independent Oil Marketers and as a result, the prices of petrol would have reduced and remained stable! Subsidy was removed from Diesel and now, the price is stable at N110 per litre and it is always available! Have you ever heard of Diesel Scarcity with long queues of Trailers, buses etc queuing to buy Diesel?

That was exactly what GEJ had in mind for Nigerians but the APC which was in opposition at the time connived with disgruntled elements in the media and many gullible Nigerians took to the streets all in the name of "Occupy Nigeria" and that was how the quest to save Nigerians from the bottleneck of fuel scarcity died down. Their anger was that fuel was N140 per litre which as time elapsed would have gradually reduced to become stable at perhaps maybe N45 or N50 today!

But the enemies of Nigeria who the majority are found in APC decided to trick Nigerians into believing that GEJ was punishing Nigeria and in 2015, a useless gullible 95% voted him out to usher in the "ULTIMATE MESSIAH" in the name of Buhari who would perform the miracle and make Nigeria Dubai! Now what is happening today? Fuel Scarcity has hit the country much worse than it has ever been with a litre sold in the Black market for as high as N500.

You guys voted for change now you have it!

As for your mockery on Dieziani, note that you are also a human being and you have absolutely no power over your own body to decide what happens to it or not because you could get down with cancer or any other life threatening ailment one day and i think that scripture you quoted from the Bible should be applicable to you based on your mockery against her.
Crime › Re: British Couple Keep A Nigerian As 'A Slave' For 24 Years (PICTURED) by Decryptor(m): 8:50am On Nov 18, 2015
The guy must be Okon undecided
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NNPC Depots Run Dry by Decryptor(m): 11:21pm On Nov 15, 2015
BABANGBALI:
Dear Biafrans I support your struggle 100% but my problem is your
approach. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can
assure you they will work out successfully. If you can unite and follow
the following steps then I can tell, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in
advance.
Quote
STEP 1: Withdraw all your services from Nigeria as you are the
backbone of the country.
STEP 2: Withdraw your kins men who are public office holders e.g. Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
STEP 3: Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called
Nigeria.
STEP 4: Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very
industrious people, you will be better off without it.
STEP 5: Stop all forms of importation through the Nigerian sea port so
that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6: Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria
to relocate home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7: Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano
main market and every other market even in remote villages across
the country.
STEP 8: Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge, stop all Nigerians
from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in
Aba.
STEP 9: Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10: This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don’t fight it with weapons. Igbo kwenu!!! hey!.
What do you think of these suggestions; good for the cause of Biafra or
not?
Have you eaten this night? I doubt!

Do you have light at home now? I doubt!!

Do you have fuel to power your gen? I equally doubt!!!

Diagnosis: The heat in your father's house is already affecting your dulllard brain coupled with the hunger in your stomach

Remedy: Drink 2 satchets of pure water and go outside and receive harmattan breeze and stop typing rubbish!

Northern Goat!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts Money After Being Robbed In South Africa by Decryptor(m): 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2015
How are we sure that it is not only $100 he is showing us while the rest are cut-up papers? Small children fathering children these days! undecided undecided
Politics › Re: N18.7bn Benue Teachers’ Salaries Paid Into Unknown Account by Decryptor(m): 11:29am On Nov 14, 2015
Is this a cover-up to drown the story of the 0.5billion naira Jeep Scandal by the present Governor?
Politics › Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Decryptor(m): 12:14am On Nov 13, 2015
rugged7:
Steal which "YOUR" billionshuh
THe money belongs to the niger-delta people, not you...
Nonsense angry
Don't mind the dimwit
Politics › Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Decryptor(m):
politricks:
These people should let me hear word. What did NOI the 'political heavyweight' and 'experienced' woman did to our economy except blowing grammar and dishing out statistical lies from God knows where. NOI made us think our economy is like barcelona when in actual sense it's like Chelsea all in a bid to give the impression that we are doing fine while carting away our money. Only a fool tries the same thing everytime and expects different result. Let us give this woman a chance oun no o ni fe te.
And after doing all these things you accused her of, some international bodies and Organizations still doled her awards in recognition of the "statistical lies"...your stupiidity and that of the hediots who liked your fooolish comment are overwhelming!

And talking about your Kermit Adeosun who was the former Commissioner for Finance....this picture below shows the last 3 worst states whose monthly incomes are unable to meet up with the monthly wage bill. In other words, states that are unable to pay their salaries without having to borrow. The one circled in red which is the 3rd worst is where NOI was commissioner for finance isn't it? Iberibe bu oria!

Romance › Re: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by Decryptor(m): 11:24pm On Nov 12, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
and guys' boxers? Some guys don't change their boxers for weeks cheesy
You see? So meaning you sniff guys boxers too...so why the ish?
Politics › Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Decryptor(m): 11:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
“Adeosun’s appointment to head the most important ministry during a time of economic crisis will stir some controversy. She is relatively inexperienced, especially compared to her immediate predecessor Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, a political heavyweight,” says Malte Liewerscheidt, senior Africa analyst at Verisk Maplecroft. “Adeosun has a strong background in the UK’s private financial sector but may struggle to navigate federal politics as the only post she previously held in Nigeria was Commissioner of Finance in Ogun State.”

The First Bolded is a Technical Knockout! As for the second....you mean that kermit woman handled the finances of Ogun state? One of the most indebted and less self sustaining states according to the latest financial reports?

NIGERIA IS FINISHED!
Politics › Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Decryptor(m): 10:57pm On Nov 12, 2015
Saturn213:
Lalasticlala

Seun

Why is this poster getting away with abusing Nairalanders? This is the 15th time I am reporting this poster
Your fellow man carry mouth wash you and you are running to Seun and mods to "report" grin grin

Typical yaribba

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