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[quote author=winterfell007 post=42552852][/quote]Chai! Shame don catch you sha! ![]() Like i said, wailing form has finished. But we have vacancies for toilet cleaners and security men in our WAN National Secretariat. All you need is only WAEC Cert to apply. Note: We don't need NEPA BILL Certificate o. ![]() |
Decryptor: Emeka! What are you doing? Emeka: I am still printing Baba's Wailing Form Decryptor: Haba! Since then? Oby has just come into the office for registration! Emeka: But, Oga Decryptor, we need a new catridge because the ink has finished in the printer. Decryptor: Madam Oby, please excercise patience ok! Oby Ezekwesili: Oga Decryptor, No Problem! Infact Patience Jonathan has become my best friend now. We spoke few hours ago Decryptor: Really?...But why are you still wearing this BBOG badge and carrying the placard in my office if you sincerely want to become a wailer? Oby Ezekwesili: Hmmm...Are you a learner? BBOG has rebranded! It now means Bring Back Our Goodluck!Decryptor: ![]() |
This is what happens when CHILDREN get married! |
Mbaka...please tell the whole world the truth! When Patience Jonathan paid you a visit in Enugu, you made demands that an Oil Bloc be given to you in your name. She explained that her husband the former president was in the process of retrieving the oil blocs which were in the hands of private individuals who did not get access to them via due process so giving into your demands was going to truncate the whole thing and it would look like he GEJ was playing favoritism on your side! Instead, PEJ signed a check of a substantial amount and sent it to you through her PA and you were angry and said that PEJ was giving you an amount which according to you, is used in feeding people in your Adoration Ministries in a week and rejected the check! You now turned against GEJ to fight him! Simply because of Oil Bloc! I just weep for this country! What ever people do to make themselves saints and paint another person black will surely be revealed in the open one day! It only requires time. SMH! |
EastanPower:You won't blame the militants! They heard when the nigerian president clearly said that he will bring about development to "those who voted for him first" before thinking of those who did not hence they would rather blow it up to see to it that the oil spills in their land rather than flow to Kaduna Refinery. |
agarawu23:So you are jobless and unemployed? No wonder you rant on nairaland! By the way, i tried s hard to laugh at your story but it wasn't working! TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!! |
Estharfabian:And you knew him when he was single right? And even now, you follow him everywhere he goes?? Oh...plzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
APCsupporter:Show us your WAEC Certificate! |
Estharfabian:Your dad is a demon to a woman somewhere out there. We Men are demons to some women no matter how hard we try to treat them well. |
Ebukaobi:That does not erase the fact that she is from South West! Grow up too |
Op, nice one. But you still have not told us how masturbation can destroy and harm someone. |
PROVERBZ:YOU and I know why! |
People seem to be in a hurry to criticize Nnamdi for calling Nigeria a ZOO! Well, it's no fault of his because i believe he had "Dogs and Baboons" which would have been covered with blood if one mallam did not win the elections as he threatened! Are Dogs and Baboons not animals? Where are animals kept if not a Zoo? #CaseClosed |
Fine gal! |
golor:@ your English... Are you sure you are from the South-South or the North where "WAEC Certificate" is usually in the possession of the Military? |
madridguy:And to think it was a "Biἇfraud" (the most abused and hated members of Nairaland) who sent him the money! |
buygala:Boob-Stroking: YES Fingerring: NO u wan go dey finger toto wey the last time it saw water was early in the morning before the trip ? finger that kin toto and put the finger on ur nose and inhale. E go dey smell like "Ogiri"Moments like this calls for these sort of vehicles to navigate on that clearing in-between the roads
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GudluckIBB:Just imagine your reasoning? Does it matter the day it was removed? All sensible Nigerians were looking forward to was the end result which would have favored us all! SMH |
GudluckIBB:When Dieziani removed subsidy under the administration of GEJ, it was not to punish Nigerians but to ensure fluidity and effective competition in the petroleum sector which would have a result, paved way for competition between the Independent Oil Marketers and as a result, the prices of petrol would have reduced and remained stable! Subsidy was removed from Diesel and now, the price is stable at N110 per litre and it is always available! Have you ever heard of Diesel Scarcity with long queues of Trailers, buses etc queuing to buy Diesel? That was exactly what GEJ had in mind for Nigerians but the APC which was in opposition at the time connived with disgruntled elements in the media and many gullible Nigerians took to the streets all in the name of "Occupy Nigeria" and that was how the quest to save Nigerians from the bottleneck of fuel scarcity died down. Their anger was that fuel was N140 per litre which as time elapsed would have gradually reduced to become stable at perhaps maybe N45 or N50 today! But the enemies of Nigeria who the majority are found in APC decided to trick Nigerians into believing that GEJ was punishing Nigeria and in 2015, a useless gullible 95% voted him out to usher in the "ULTIMATE MESSIAH" in the name of Buhari who would perform the miracle and make Nigeria Dubai! Now what is happening today? Fuel Scarcity has hit the country much worse than it has ever been with a litre sold in the Black market for as high as N500. You guys voted for change now you have it! As for your mockery on Dieziani, note that you are also a human being and you have absolutely no power over your own body to decide what happens to it or not because you could get down with cancer or any other life threatening ailment one day and i think that scripture you quoted from the Bible should be applicable to you based on your mockery against her. |
The guy must be Okon ![]() |
BABANGBALI:Have you eaten this night? I doubt! Do you have light at home now? I doubt!! Do you have fuel to power your gen? I equally doubt!!! Diagnosis: The heat in your father's house is already affecting your dulllard brain coupled with the hunger in your stomach Remedy: Drink 2 satchets of pure water and go outside and receive harmattan breeze and stop typing rubbish! Northern Goat! |
How are we sure that it is not only $100 he is showing us while the rest are cut-up papers? Small children fathering children these days! ![]() |
Is this a cover-up to drown the story of the 0.5billion naira Jeep Scandal by the present Governor? |
rugged7:Don't mind the dimwit |
politricks:And after doing all these things you accused her of, some international bodies and Organizations still doled her awards in recognition of the "statistical lies"...your stupiidity and that of the hediots who liked your fooolish comment are overwhelming! And talking about your Kermit Adeosun who was the former Commissioner for Finance....this picture below shows the last 3 worst states whose monthly incomes are unable to meet up with the monthly wage bill. In other words, states that are unable to pay their salaries without having to borrow. The one circled in red which is the 3rd worst is where NOI was commissioner for finance isn't it? Iberibe bu oria!
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StephanieEzeh:You see? So meaning you sniff guys boxers too...so why the ish? |
“Adeosun’s appointment to head the most important ministry during a time of economic crisis will stir some controversy. She is relatively inexperienced, especially compared to her immediate predecessor Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, a political heavyweight,” says Malte Liewerscheidt, senior Africa analyst at Verisk Maplecroft. “Adeosun has a strong background in the UK’s private financial sector but may struggle to navigate federal politics as the only post she previously held in Nigeria was Commissioner of Finance in Ogun State.” The First Bolded is a Technical Knockout! As for the second....you mean that kermit woman handled the finances of Ogun state? One of the most indebted and less self sustaining states according to the latest financial reports? NIGERIA IS FINISHED! |
Saturn213:Your fellow man carry mouth wash you and you are running to Seun and mods to "report" ![]() Typical yaribba |
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BBOG has rebranded! It now means Bring Back Our Goodluck!

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