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Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 12:06am On May 31, 2015

thotsofnaij:
From day 1 I said it. By the time they finish dealing with tinubu he will see what Awolowo saw standing on a molehill he could not see standing on a mountain. watching!

My brother...I am anticipating the upcoming events that will be characterized by buhari's administration with Thiéfnubu as one of the major actors much more than I am expecting the release of Game of thrones Season 5. It will be so interesting to see how some people will be put to shame while we sit and watch with our palmwine and nkwobi at hand. E go soon start! grin

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Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 12:02am On May 31, 2015

lagcity:
You can tell that lie to your fellow kwashiorkor brains. Your case is like the chicken looking at corn locked in a bottle. I know you people have pysch problems but never in my life did I think a South Least beast will tell someone they have no history. The natives of the Amazon jungle have more history of civilization than you Ajekutas.

Is that all you got? You yab like a 7yr old girl grin

You dirty smellos have no history! Your history is based on folklore that your ancestral father oduduwa fell from the sky! What kind of people have such ancestry? I don't have your time. Useless yorubastard.

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 7:46am On May 30, 2015

lagcity:
Kwashiorkor baby, when your masters are discussing, you should keep quiet. You south least Igbos have 16yrs in d wilderness. be careful.

We are not power-hungry like you yorubastards from the South West. We work with our hands to make an impact in the society rather than you chest-beating dirty smelly gorillas who have no history. Usman shamshudeen one of your northern masters has already sounded a warning to the chief agbero of lagos that any plan to yorubanize buhari's government will be thwarted! Be afraid! Yorubaboon Smello grin

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 6:08pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
sango will strike u and ur born and unborn children to death!
Well av neva been to ila but I will try and visit this year.
Now listen! Sickness and untimely death will forever reign in ur household for as long as u can't mind ur biznes and respect ladies! From today and dis minute failure has become ur friend and all ur endeavour in life shall be nothing but waste! It shall come to pass except and only if I insulted u first.
Oya reply and receive more!

You said I was mad and to you, it is not an insult abi?

The way sickness and untimely death is already reigning in your own household!

I declare that as from today, anything you lay your hand upon shall not florish! You and your family will suffer lack all the days of your life! Your children will receive education but will never get knowledge! Your spouse will fail in his job, business and whatever he does to bring food to the table. You and your family will toil and till the ground only to encounter stones and thorns! People will behold you and your entire family and pray that God protects them from the kind of poverty and failure you and your family will suffer! You will fail in the works of your hands, your husband (if you are married) will fail in the bid to be productive and your children will fail in their studies! You and your family members will not die on time but will live a life where the dead will be better than you!

Just watch and see! You will definitely remember this day!

Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike Sworn In As Governor Of Rivers State by Decryptor(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2015

MadCow1:
Rivers State stopped being Oil Rich after most of her Wells were given to Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Abia State. I am interested to see how Wike would fare with this new status..

And thank God all these states are PDP states.

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
u don't know me u are just a stalker

You that came to my colleague while we were on a govt assignment in Ilarogun and was begging him for N200 while we were passing by the ogogoro joint where you stay all evening? You promised to do whatever "he wants" and he quickly shoved N500 on you and we moved away quickly because the odor oozing from you was too much to bear. I learnt you have relocated to Lagos to make ends meet. Prostitùte!

Oya, deny it now and let Sango strike you dead!

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 3:50pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
shame on you and ur entire family cos me am happily married
And as for ur mother my dad is still tellin bout her u just can't imagine
Oya reply and tell me more about a useless mother that gives birth to a mannerless child!

Seems al you do is curse people's mothers whenever they shove your fvckups to your face? Shows that you lack motherly love in your life! I know how hard it is for your mother to have brought you into this world and let you suffer while she was busy doing olosho work in Osn state. You and your useless mother are well known prostitùtes in Ilaorogun or you think I did not recognize you?

Now that you can barely feed because your useless governor has not paid salary for over 6 months, you fùck even beggars and hausa indomie fast food vendors for just a plate of indomie with pure water. Sorry for you o!

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 3:05pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
am not ntheir first child so u don't av a pont!
Are u sure ur mother is telling the truth?
Cos my dad told me how smelly and rotten her vijay was but he said he had no choice but to manage her since she has high libido issues so he volunteered to help her

#Bring it on#

Read my comment very well! I never said the pregnancy involved you as product. So it means it is the first child in your useless family that is the product of the ràpe incident. And as for you, the man you call daddy, is still not your father. At least you have also confimed that you yorubastards are smelly and disgusting and your men can dive into a vàgina no matter how smelly or rotten it is. Tufiakwa! Your father was drunk when he was banging a mad woman which is the reason why he is mad today.

As for you, go and treat your staphylococcus which makes your vàgina emit foul smelling odor cos makeup alone is not enough to give you a husband. Olosho

Politics › Re: Presidential Helicopter On Ground To Convey Jonathan To Bayelsa From PH by Decryptor(m): 2:57pm On May 29, 2015

seunmsg:
Why is he still using the presidential helicopter? He his now a former president and should be treated as such. The presidential helicopter should be strictly for the presidents official use. No more excesses in this regime please.

Are you trying to help Thiéfnubu in the task of controlling buhari like a puppet and telling him what to do? Watch it o...before Usman Shamshudeen carry cutlass off your yàriba neck.

Remember what Buhari said just few hours ago..." I belong to everbody and belong to nobody!"

That "Nobody" means both you and Thiéfnubu cheesy

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Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 2:51pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
I just did and he confirmed sleeping wit ur mother and he even told me dat ur mother has no class dat she sleeps wit dogs and anything

I just asked my mum too and she said she does not bleach and i believe her because she is naturally fair from Imo state but she told me she knows your own mother and confirmed how your useless father and some of his agbero friends ráped your mother in the toilet of a club and your mother got pregnant and was confused on who among the men got her pregnant since she collected over 17 dícks that night so decided to hang It on your useless father. cheesy

Romance › Re: Why Do I Hate Men??? by Decryptor(m): 2:46pm On May 29, 2015

Boxer007:
DO us a favour and leave the men alone. They don't want you and they don't need ya.

Don't mind her. See her ugly face sef!

She just dey give false virgin advert!

Seeking for Notice

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 2:40pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
your mother is my mentor wen it comes to olosho and bleaching biznes!
Ask her!

Just as your father is a case study of the kind of madness that makes someone roam the streets stark náked! cool

Ask Him!!

Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 2:13pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
I hope ur family is aware of ur madness?
Its beta to inform them before it gets out of hand cos na small small e dey start!

I will inform them after you have reduced the size of that your wide nose that is large enough to hide a plate of amala and ewedu! Now fúck off you bleached olosho!

Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike Sworn In As Governor Of Rivers State by Decryptor(m): 2:10pm On May 29, 2015

ddippset:
and that's the Nigeria we are talking about. This country is doomed, the citizens are a disgrace. They believe amaechi used the risec chairman to manipulate the lga elections but refuse to agree that wike used the inec commissioner to manipulate the governorship and presidential elections. Let him dissolve the chairmen na, he will know that the old w1tch patience Jonathan has vacated aso rock.

Stop crying like a baby! APC lost Rivers just as PDP lost Lagos. So it's all square.

Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike Sworn In As Governor Of Rivers State by Decryptor(m): 2:07pm On May 29, 2015

tayebest:
This guy should just pray Ameachi did not get ministeria list in Abuja... If not,?

And what will a "weak" minister do to a strong governor of an oil-rich state? Go and pick up your brain where you left it

Politics › Re: Twitter Outburst As Patience Jonathan Fails To Show Up At The Inauguration by Decryptor(m): 2:05pm On May 29, 2015

They felt it was ok for buhari's wife not to attend the Inaugural Dinner and now it is a crime that PEJ did not attend the swearing in! Bunch of fôols

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Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 1:53pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
another tanoid revealed!

Another bleaching Jánjaweedian sighted

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Politics › Re: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by Decryptor(m): 1:49pm On May 29, 2015

folabayo1:
Yes baba is for everybody but belong to nobody!
Tanoids shud go and die!

You are already having heart attack! cheesy

Buhari and the northern elites will show you yorubastards pepper! By the time he finishes with Tinubu, una eye go clear like DVD grin

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Politics › Re: Buhari's New Military Aide-de-camp, Ml-abubakar by Decryptor(m): 10:51am On May 29, 2015

What is he doing with 2 phones? Bush Man!

Crime › Re: Girl Gang-raped By Boyfriend And His Friends In Ondo by Decryptor(m): 10:34am On May 29, 2015

Their names have been omitted! But their state is there for all to see!

When i say OFE...

You say MMANU!

cheesy

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Politics › Re: Presidential Inauguration And Swearing-in Thread Live From the Eagle Square by Decryptor(m): 10:31am On May 29, 2015

Olekumaster:
this next 4 years, things will be pretty bad for you!!!
Me am set for change. A new era is here. Good tidings for me! Sai Baba

Hahaha! See who is talking. You will beg for food in few months to come and run to your father's "Red Zinc Roof" hut in the village. That i the change you are set for!

Politics › Re: Picture Of President Jonathan Hanging For The Last Few Hours At MM Intl Airport by Decryptor(m): 10:25am On May 29, 2015

AbuuUsaamah:
Such is life. Until last night, this man would not walk without a retinue of aids and tightened security. See him wandering alone now. Just a matter of a few hours of sleep and he's all alone on his own.

This is a lesson for those who want to cling to the enjoyment of this world by all means. Within the blink of an eye, everything might be gone. The afterlife matters more.

This is why Hausa people should be tending to Cows and delving into scenes where educated people use their brains!

The OP is talking about GEJ's PHOTO HANGING ON THE WALL!

I KNOW YOU THINK THAT THE MAN ON WHITE SHIRT IS GEJ WALKING IN THE AIRPORT ALONE!!

And to think some foolish twerps liked your comment too...

Witches have used your brain and that of the guys who liked your post to prepare Agidi Jollof! angry

#BringBackAbuuUsaamahSense

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Politics › Re: Benue Governor, Anenih, Aganga Flee Nigeria - SaharaReporters by Decryptor(m): 10:16am On May 29, 2015

[size=18pt]Sharia Reporters= LIES![/size]

Politics › Re: Inauguration This Picture Explains Buhari Struggle ( Photo ) by Decryptor(m): 10:05am On May 29, 2015

JudgeWilson:
God bless you BABA. Go nd prove Tanoids nd Satanist wrong. I remain loyal Sir.

Don't worry! He will put you to shame!! We are watching

Politics › Re: Presidential Inauguration And Swearing-in Thread Live From the Eagle Square by Decryptor(m): 9:59am On May 29, 2015

Dorrobucci:
Whats so special about this rubbish? Is not like we are going to see anything different 4rm the new administration.

This Administration will be worse that the people who voted for buhari will regret it in about a year's time. Just watch and see

Celebrities › Re: Psquare Share Photos From The Inauguration Today (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:53am On May 29, 2015

pontirock:
. W

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2458373_2458009image3a909jpeg13acb79da99e0490fd413fbb1ca3062b_jpeg0a2557fce3a9a4c5e8e83ff38ede707e

[size=18pt]For you to have designed something like this with an average of 1 hour shows how jobless you are. Why post it 2 times? We have already seen it and it is DRY! [/size] undecided

Politics › Re: Jonathan Changed Nigeria’s Political History – Buhari by Decryptor(m): 6:07pm On May 28, 2015

themilanway:
Didnt change the fact that Jonathan ran this country to a ditch.

Never again will he govern this country.

Did he tell you he wants to govern the country again?

Politics › Re: Photos: Buhari And Osinbajo With Their Children by Decryptor(m): 6:00pm On May 28, 2015

akashi01:
money stolen from your you and ur drunkard fada na im u dey use rake

Ode

Another hungry troll on rampage!

Politics › Re: Photos: Buhari And Osinbajo With Their Children by Decryptor(m): 5:37pm On May 28, 2015

raumdeuter:
Now compare those families to this

https://www.pm4jonathan.org/images-projectcatg/2.png

See as dem lay hands on the boys stomach like they are delivering him from overdue pregnancy

The money that has been spent on the head of that boy since 2009 will feed your useless father, you and your unborn children. Keep on hating!!

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Business › Re: My Startup Hotels.ng Just Raised $1.2m. Ask Me Anything by Decryptor(m): 11:10am On May 28, 2015

If Mr Essien had blamed GEJ back in 2013 like some woeful people here on NL, he wouldn't have gotten to where he is today.

Moral of he story: Stand up and do something with your hands rather than waiting for Buhari to "CHANGE" your life after May 29th.

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