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Politics › Re: Latest Ranking Of States By Financial Sustainability, Debt And IGR (PICS) by Decryptor(m): 10:55pm On Nov 12, 2015
totit:
It's no harm trying to feel happy but lying to be? Even the devil will frown at you lipsrsealed
Ok. What of the Financial reports? Are they lies too?
Anyway, hope you have eaten dinner in your "poor region"? undecided
I can send you some Garri via Young Shall Grow Parcel services in case you haven't cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Decryptor(m): 10:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
Kastonkastroll:
The writer of this junk is a fool. How can this fool blame buhari for the ineptitude of the past administration? Some of these so-called journalists don't deserve to be address as journalists.

And what did the so-called "experience" okonjo achieve as the finance minister under Jonathan? Aside from destroying our economy and lying to gullible Nigerians that they are the biggest economy in Africa, what has madam NOI achieve or what positive thing has she impacted on our already damaged economy?

Kemi will be 1000 times better than that madam NOI who joined forces with diezani/Jonathan to steal our $20billion....
For you to call Forbes (the global economic media journal) FOOOL just shows how you have finally lost it! Keep hoping that Kemi will improve your life. By the time you will post your small dick on OLX for just N500 so you can see what to eat, you will then realize that buhari's brainlessness is contaminating
Politics › Re: Latest Ranking Of States By Financial Sustainability, Debt And IGR (PICS) by Decryptor(m): 10:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
No wonder when i went to Oyo, i couldn't even find a decent hotel to sleep in. When i finally found a manageable one in Akinmurin area and i brought out my wallet to pay the bike man who carried me to the place, come see as the hungry looking security men started doing "dobale" for me because of the wad of Naira notes they saw in my wallet. Fear even catch me for the hotel make they no come slaughter me for night. I had to even turn the photograph of that their over-bleached Alaffin or is it Oba cos the guy's face was too scary when i turned off the light grin grin
Politics › Re: Portfolios: How Buhari Shocked Some Ministers by Decryptor(m): 7:59am On Nov 12, 2015
By the time buhari is through with the Nigerian Economy, what is happening in Zimbabwe will be child's play compared to what will happen in Nigeria
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Raid Kogi Communities, 22 Dead, Many More Displaced by Decryptor(m): 7:52am On Nov 12, 2015
tola9ja:
Fulani AND THE BIAFRAUDIANS ARE THE SAME
Bastàrd child
Politics › Re: Tinubu Drives El-Rufai In A Taxi Cab In Kaduna (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:28pm On Nov 11, 2015
I don't understand. Is it that Amaechi on becoming Minister for Transport decided to make Tinubu the chaiman of Nigerian Taxi Drivers Association and El-Rufai is trying to test his driving skills to send a situation report back to him?
Politics › Re: Calls For Censorship Is On Pornographic Content On Social Media – House Of Reps by Decryptor(m): 9:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
Stupíd house of assembly members! I know it was because of that video of the senator and the girl he took to a hotel which was leaked by NaijaXrated blog na wetin make dem dey yarn this trash! As if they don't visit porn sites too. Hypocrites
Politics › Re: EFCC Recovers Millions From Diezani Alison-Madueke's Home - Vanguard by Decryptor(m): 2:15pm On Oct 04, 2015
Godfullsam:
Go to church for deliverance.

You are not alright @ all.
You need help asap!

Na wetin bring yoruba enter this matter undecided.
What tribe makes up 95% of those calling for Diezani's head?
Crime › Re: How Fulani Herdsmen Kill, Rape Ogun Residents, Farmers by Decryptor(m): 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2015
Jaideyone:
lmao donkey how about those communities in Enugu and Ebonyi that are constantly tormented? I stayed in the east and south south for a yeah. spend several weeks in emekuku and mbaise. you don't want to start this argument with me. ewu ibo
When i saw this particular thread, i saw Ogun and not Enugu and Ebonyi and for the record, Olu Falae is not an IGBO man. So start praying they don't catch your mother on her way to the farm and give her smelly Obo "Master to Slave treatment". grin grin grin Omo were!
Crime › Re: How Fulani Herdsmen Kill, Rape Ogun Residents, Farmers by Decryptor(m): 8:25pm On Oct 02, 2015
uselessgoat:

No be the fulanis pursue ojukwu go ivory coast? No be them jail alex ekueme? No be dem kill over 3 million igbos for biafran war? No be dem dey slaughter igbos like salah ram in the north back in the 60's? The igbos have more causalities and will always be slave to the Yoruba and hausa fulanis. Only a slave want to break away. Only a slave demands freedom
grin grin grin tongue tongue
We are talking about olu falae that was kidnapped by your masters just last week and now they are raping your mother and sisters and you are here ranting about 60's

It is now i believe what my uncle said about yoruba people having "Amala" in their skull instead of Brain

Crime › Re: How Fulani Herdsmen Kill, Rape Ogun Residents, Farmers by Decryptor(m): 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2015
uselessgoat:
WE YORUBA'S ARE ACCOMMODATING TO ALL TRIBES AND THAT'S WHY YOU IGBOS CAN COME TO LAGOS AND CLAIM IT'S NO MANS LAND. IF YOU PEOPLE SUGGEST WE CHASE PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTHWEST, IT IS THE IGBOS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLUSHED OUT. THE HAUSA/FULANI'S ARE OUR ALLIES AND NO MATTER WHAT THE BOND BETWEEN YORUBA AND THE NORTH CAN NOT BE BROKEN. THE FALAYE KIDNAPPERS COULD BE IGBOS PRETENDING TO BE FULANI'S SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS ONLY THE IGBOS ARE KIDNAPPERS. WE WILL DIALOGUE WITH THE FULANI'S BUT THE IGBOS MUST GO angry angry angry angry angry sad
Chest beating! Don't worry...the fulani's will kidnap your father for N1,500 MTN card and rape your mother to death and you will still run back here to rant against Igbos. Omo ale Jati-jati
Crime › Re: How Fulani Herdsmen Kill, Rape Ogun Residents, Farmers by Decryptor(m): 8:12pm On Oct 02, 2015
Jaideyone:
ret@rd the same herdsmen that sacked communities in Imo state? its a national problem.
Yes i heard it. They sacked the communities on their way to visit their brother Alhaji Okorocha bu we never heard that they raped anybody.Why are you so pained then? Or is your sister among those they raped? huh
Business › Re: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by Decryptor(m): 5:42pm On Oct 02, 2015
lurther:
This people don't know that igbos are wise.

I can still vividly remember how fashola demolished tejuosho market at yaba to build a shopping mall all in the name of Reconstruction.

It is almost 2years they have finished building and commisioned that tejuosho market. Infact, they have commisioned it 3 times, yet the place is empty, desolate and rottening. Make yoruba traders go collect the shop na. I always laugh anytime I pass there, you will see girls dancing while music is being played, begging igbo men to come collect shop.

Hahahahahahah!!! They should continue to demolish all the markets, no problem. They will demolish and demolish and demolish till they realize that there is no more revenue to collect.

I implore my igbo brothers to go start a huge motor parts market in the south-east were the whole of africa can come an patronise them, like how innoson located his motor plant in Nnewi. All this petty actions by the yorubas could turn out to be a blessing to Ndigbo at the long run, while they loose out totally.

Please, my people go to tejuosho market today... they are just paying security there for nothing, over 2years now. We don get sense.
And the truth is that some yorubad bigots here on NL are related to the the those girls. Hahahahahahaha!
Crime › Re: 10-yr-old Boy Buried Alive In Enugu by Decryptor(m): 1:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
ZUBY77:
Relax guys.. that rev father Chilaka is fraud.. . Super fraud.. I was directed to meet with him when I was looking for my kidnapped brother. I had to pay a lot of money before seeing him.

He is not a Roman Catholic Priest.. He is Othodox Catholic. No one has the record of where and when he was ordained.

This story must have generated by him and his workers.
To promote their evil money making venture.

Before you see him now, you must go and pay in the bank and return with teller..
Rogue.
Don't mind the gullible 1diots who are already digesting this fake story! The man is a fraud. A man who was praying for a sick person and ordered that everybody closes their eyes and while he was "praying" somebody drooped a dead lizard under the sick man's leg and it as if the lizard came out of the man's body! That Rev Fr is nothing but a fake man!

See the video where he performed a "fake" miracle where he resurrected a man who had died


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odVC08MIfdg
Crime › Re: 10-yr-old Boy Buried Alive In Enugu by Decryptor(m): 12:59pm On Jul 23, 2015
Enugu— A 10-year-old boy was allegedly[b] buried alive[/b] by suspected occultic men in Ngwo, Enugu State.

The discovery was made during a three-day fasting and prayer crusade organised to cleanse the community of evil.

Vanguard gathered that the boy was allegedly abducted along Independence Layout axis.

However, a Catholic priest from Abia State, Reverend Father Modestus Chilaka, invited by elders to assist in cleansing the land, rescued the boy.

At press time, it was not known whether the boy had been reunited with the parents; or his whereabouts.

State Police Command’s spokesman, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, told Vanguard: “I am not aware of the incident, but I will check.

“Maybe it happened and it was not reported. I will get back to know if I have the details.”

However, the traditional ruler, Ogwugwu Ebenebe 1 of Ameke Ngwo, Igwe Jerome Okolo, said: “I was here and I saw a small boy who was buried alive as a sacrifice.

“The priest said there was such thing happening and they have buried a boy for rituals.

“He prophesied and said he will go there and rescue him. He went and they rescued the boy and brought him to this ground and everybody saw him.”
So a boy was buried alive by members of the occult and he was there for days before a 3 day fasting was organized and he was rescued! So the ground where they buried him is a One bedroom flat which is WELL VENTILATED and has an AC with a toilet and bathroom en-suite and a kitchen and the people who buried him there left a carton of indomie with gas cooker for him to cook and eat while he watches GOTv and WAS ABLE TO BREATH VERY WELL without the sand choking him until he was finally rescued and reunited with his parents!

Please i need to be taken to that particular spot where he was buried so that i can rent it and stay there whenever i come down to enugu to do business!

[size=18pt]PEOPLE JUST LIE SOMETIMES WITHOUT THINKING![/size]
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Governor Okorocha In Washington With Obama And Others by Decryptor(m): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2015
B2mario:
Oga when will you drop this disgraceful lies, which 11 months?

Go and check your news and see the states that need bailout, none of SE state fell among the critical states.

Even Osun, the most critical among all does not owe up to 11months.

Stop spreading lies against your fellow man, there's God oo!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2520676_cymera20150615205220_jpegb472c4ae97dbe2334f20f047ee5b649e

That was a cut-out from Vanguard just last month! Will you call Vanguard Newspapers liars too?

Also read http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/06/23-states-owing-workers-says-labour/
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Governor Okorocha In Washington With Obama And Others by Decryptor(m): 11:26pm On Jul 20, 2015
Beremx:
My Amiable governor with his charming smile. grin

God bless Rochas Okorocha!

God bless Imo State!!
Has he paid Imo workers the 11 months salary he owes them yet?
Politics › Re: What Obama Told Buhari During Their Meeting by Decryptor(m): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2015
GspotAngela:
I have this gut feeling that President Mohammodu Buhari and professor Yemi Osibanjo's administration will usher Nigeria into an era of greatness in the comity of Nations.

The wailing wailers and Biafrans who see no good in this PMB's strategic visit to the USA can continue to cry and weep. Una crying neva reach
For you to have had the "TIME" to photoshop this cap on this man's head shows how jobless you are! You better and get gainfully employed and stop revolving your miserable life around Nairaland alone or you will leave to regret it when the price of Internet Data becomes so expensive that you won't be able to afford then you'd realize how much time you have wasted hating on a tribe.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Beauty Queen, Chichi Mbagwu Bags 1st Class Honours From UK University by Decryptor(m): 4:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
Impressive! Igbo Kwenu!!
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2015
ElekeNtioba:
moròn....i dont blame u...i blame d dimwitted mod who brought dis to frontpage. I wont be surprised if ur other-half musiwa makes frontpage 2moro.

Fuçk off and dont ever quote me again.
You seem to be so angry and frustrated with life. Don't die of Hypertension o grin

Are you working for Sahara Reporters and so desperate to defend the small peanuts they pay you per post?

Or is it that your post has never made frontpage before huh

Ewo!...Ndo o tongue
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 12:59pm On Jul 09, 2015
ElekeNtioba:
it appears u have some axe to grind or something with Sahara. This ur analysis is filled with falsities.

1. NDLEA is mandated to investigate cases of money-laundering. They have a unit specially dedicated to that and have been doing it before even EFCC and NFIU were setup.

2. The news is all over the net. If it were not true NDLEA should have responded by now.

3. Of what importance is making public the name of the bagman to the investigation. Are u more experienced dan the NDLEA or waht??

Enuff of this attention-seeking analysis pls.
Thank God that i got your attention to say the least!

By the way, why do you sound so pained and reacting as if your girlfriend dumped you and after asking her why, she said, "I am now in love with a guy named Decryptor"
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 9:33am On Jul 09, 2015
moscyt:
Don't know much about what the op said, but the money on the table is not up to $2.1m, its more like $1m 50k
Exactly! $50k bundles each stacked up in 20 separate bundles.
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 8:02am On Jul 09, 2015
meenagiggs:
The "NK" on that banner is LIKELY to be an insignia of the word "BANK" meaning that the photograph was taken in a bank.

You are right it's a bank.
But where do you think agencies deposit the money they seize? In a bank of course. And the suspect has to be there for the money to be counted in their presence, officers of the intercepting agency and bank officials.
The money is deposited in a bank pending the time it is transferred to the appropriate agency i.e. EFCC. A document is signed by the suspect and witnesses to that effect.
This usually happens if the money cannot be transferred on the same day it is intercepted.
And during the transfer, the money is counted again to ensure it's complete.
That's where you are wrong! Financial Crimes Agencies like the EFCC and ICPC have strong rooms or evidence rooms with safes where they stash evidence. Taking it to a bank would of course mean tampering with the evidence. All the other things you mentioned can be done in their office and not necessarily a bank
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 7:56am On Jul 09, 2015
erasokafor:
45-year old Lawrence Agbe (pictured above) was yesterday July 7th arrested by security officials at the Muritala mohammed international airport ikeja
Lagos while trying to transport fake dollar bills totaling $2.1 million from Lagos to Abuja. 

While speaking on the arrest, the Commissioner of Police for the command, Mr. Fredrick Lakanu, said during interrogation Lawrence said the fake dollar bills were owned by one Steve.
"After further interrogation, the suspect mentioned one Steve residing in Abuja as the owner of the said €1.25m. But Steve is at large.”CP Lakanu said
.So bro he has a name.I think u shld hv read this part too. I'm not saying ur observation is wrong but I'm giving u more facts frm the news to do more research.u may be wrong after all or right but dig deeper,becos he could hv been taken to a bank to use their machine to recount d money. Just do more reasearch n get bak to us
Where is your source? And don't give me a link from Sahara Reporters pls
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 6:58am On Jul 09, 2015
stepo707:
Do you work for the FBI?
Lol
Crime › Re: Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op): 6:23am On Jul 09, 2015
emsevens:
oya we done hear! Op abi him send u msg with 100 dollar ni? Lol!
Not at all but i have noticed that most stories posted by Sahara Reporters reeks nothing but falsehood and this is very wrong especially for a very popular media platform like theirs. Imagine what it could do to his reputation and even his safety?

What if the man is into Forex or he was sent by his employers to cash or deposit that money hence his presence in that bank and now this damaging report? It could put him in danger.
Crime › Sahara's NDLEA Interception Of $2.1m In Abuja (demystifying The Facts) by Decryptor(op):
A story made headlines on Nairaland about the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency intercepting $2.1m here https://www.nairaland.com/2437137/ndlea-intercepts-man-moving-2.1million

Well, unfortunately the story is not true. Take a look at the points illustrated on the following pictures

The "NK" on that banner is LIKELY to be an insignia of the word "BANK" meaning that the photograph was taken in a bank.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2607074_saharalies_jpeg5dad639e42be48a10b6f824610f0e4a6

Secondly, the counting machine on the table near the said Dollars is used mostly in banks and other institutions.
What in the world will a counting machine be used for in the NDLEA for? Counting marijuana leaves??



The composure and relaxed gait on the face of the "suspect"

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2606709_cjz0fnjwcaap2b2_jpeg12e832fd90ea0ad57f9c718fe20eacb7

You can see that the face of the man is so relaxed as he is absolutely under no pressure or tension at all. This man has the expression of someone who was just told to pose for a photo just for leisure

The said "suspect" has no name: As i noticed, no name was given to the suspect. At least, we all know that when criminals are apprehended, their names and where they come from is usually the first thing to grace the news.

NDLEA is not an agency that checkmates money laundering: Since when did the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement become saddled with the responsibility to intercept cash instead of narcotics? Secondly, Sahara Reporters did not clearly state what intent the money was being transported by the suspect. Was it the proceeds of a drug sale or evidence from a drug bust?

Finally, no other REPUTABLE Newspaper Online carried the news: I ran a check and found out that the news was not carried by notable online tabloids like Vanguard, The Sun News Online, Punch Online etc but only Sahara and other blogging sites. This shows the authenticity of that story is questionable.

Sahara Reports is known to be serving fake headlines which have been swallowed ignorantly by gullible Nigerians. For them to post this kind of story can be damaging to this man and he could take serious legal action against them.

The story is absolutely false and should be disregarded!
Culture › Re: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by Decryptor(m): 6:02pm On Jun 26, 2015
bigfrancis21:
Click Like if you are from Anambra state!

Anambra, e ji eje mba! cheesy
And we made the 600 Likes mark!

Voting has ended!!
Politics › Re: Buhari Didn't Order Sale Of Any Presidential Jet - Garba Shehu by Decryptor(m): 10:43pm On Jun 19, 2015
laurel03:
But one thing I know dt is certain is Buhari govt will be better than Gej govt
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Celebrities › Re: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by Decryptor(m): 10:29pm On Jun 19, 2015
vimi:
Hope that geh struggled with AY when thins were very bad? Lotta gold diggers dis days
Struggle ke? She was probably fvcking one sugar daddy while AY was still putting on those baggy trousers

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