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masterpiecer: no, but na clap dem take dey enter dance

he asked u to b his val, u accept, to do wat? (to celebrate love together)
he buys u a gift, u accept, cos of wat? (he cares)
u went on a date on val's day, u r not suppose to discuss aerodynamics cos its val's day, so u discussed love, u lol at his jokes, cos of wat? (emotions r creeping in)
he drives u home to ur place after d date, u both hug,(but longer than normal), he ask to give u a peck...(sometin has started already, although u did not plan it).

so my advice is, look for another way to celebrate ur val honey.
i'm at work, my girl friend is at school, we cant see on vals day, but we encourage ourselves of future vals to come dat we would spend together

what is wrong with a little fun?

ride on boy,flex while there is life...for all yall talking ish about investment-this dudde is a brand,unless he stops being creative his next year's earning will be much more than what he earns now,by the way-is it your father's money?
bad belle...

ddeola: Easy come,easy go. I hope these guys are thinking of their futures sha or does he think he will continue to earn the mega bucks forever. Ask the likes of Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, Amokachi and co. I weep for some of these money-miss-road dudes. A car is a liability and not an asset my brother !

shut up hater...like you said easy come,easy go-abi you no know say nothing last forever,no matter what this dude can never be poor as you.free am.

my question to Ibos-what is the benefit of Massob to your people?
cos i dont see any benefit this rag tag of jobless dudes bring to the table.Security operatives should start treating them like miscreants cos that is what they are.

death penalty is better,but there should be a thorough investigation-we dont need scums living amongst us.

food4tot: Wish you well cucchi,

Hey, you said you are going to Nigeria, haaaa, thats a place of uncertainties. No tourism exists in that country, none what so ever.

You will never be the same, you will see that there is a world outside UK and that world is weird.

Very humid
Very hot
No steady water supply
No steady power supply
Poor transport system
NOISE like you've never heard or experienced
Horn hooting from cars
Insecurity

I wonder how people smile under such conditions, trust me, those smiles are real/sincere/genuine. The smiles don't come from the customer service people because there is no such thing like customer service in nigeria, they think they are doing you a favour instead. The smiles come from your friends and family and from people you meet on the street.

what part of Nigeria do you stay-a village?
please Lagos aint that bad,and places like VI,IKOYI AND LEKKI are cool with nice gardens and flowers.please stop painting all Nigeria in a bad light.is uk heaven?

Charliemorgano: What works for A can't work for B....the lady am presently considering for a relationship made the first move and sinerely i respect her maturity not only that she calls and it really shows that she want our friendship to work....it made me to decide to date her after one even insulted me here on nairaland....her sense of commitment energized me to stand by her and be her man....she is my valentine

Na so..carry on.

nikkyshyne: Lol. But seriously, why are the guyz vexing?

cos its a misleading and dumb post-am sure its coming from an empty vessel.

P4VS20: I would say this is a receipe to create more lonely ladies.. serious.

this is the 21st century. no one has time for bullshit. its not a guy's JOB to pursue any lady, dont get it twisted. because we re showing affections and how much we care by calling, by buying gifts and all doesnt mean its our JOB to. we do it cause we think you are worth it. the moment you start thinking its our JOB, you just crossed the line. you are now ungrateful and unappreciative. if you think its our JOB, whats your JOB then? anyone who chases you is after something, better run fast. sides why is it called "women" that is WOO-MEN. so if its like that, y'all should start living your name and woo men. lol.....i believe if you cant chase me, sorry, i cant pursue you., it takes two to tango.

havent you guys learnt something yet? when some of you allow some of us to chase you, you turn it into a conquest, and when you finally give the price away, we loose sight of its worth. and then we look for another conquest. we can even chase 5 of you at thesame time and go with who ever says yes first. why cos while you re thinking you re adding value by running, we re thinkin you re loosing value by running cos you re just wasting time and time is a valuable resource, thus making you very wasteful. lol. so while you thinking you re running, remember there re 4 others just like you and naa first to stop win.

if you cant call and initiate a conversion, it simply means this: you re boring, you have nothing to say, so why should i waste my time calling you. if you cant stay in touch, you fall out of touch, who cares.

its not his JOB to ask you out. if you wanna go out, wetin do your mouth, why not ask.

some ladies should learn to STEP-UP abeg. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, DONT WAIT FOR IT, GO AFTER IT. after all when we want something, we go after it.

simply put, if you re interested in the guy, dont waste his time. if you re not interested, dont waste his time. if you waste another's time, yours will be wasted.

no mind dat local girl,wey international girls dey everywhere dey give it up.nice post.

AmBeautiful: Apostle
Point of correction, dis is a newsletter I was sent that I decided to share.
Please read thoroughly before declaring

you are a dumb girl for posting dis...na only hungry men dey chase girls so much these days.all the guys that got it going get ladies easily,hence i wonder why dem go chase u...u get money?
mumu.

[quote author=fxxkin_heiress]I understand your point of view really. Nothing in this article is 100% concrete but if a guy is truly interested in you, he'd know what to do.[/quote]no time or patience...life is too short,plus so many girls are willing.wake up.

sweetcheecks: But it says gender equality not good in dating or in relationships. Who gave responsibility to guys to call when they miss you, while when you miss him you can not call him? This is just another punishment to women? Sorry guys life is too short. AND love is a mistery, not formula has been found as yet but you connect and get attract to the one who.genuinenly loves you. It resonates or not with the person you are with.

no mind them,they are shortchanging themselves-unable to follow your heart and passions is tantamount to slavery.fake and old school girls still caught up in the 1950's times have far moved on.me if i call you like 5 times you no seem forthcoming or you no call back-i simply move to the next one.you strip yourself of power when you cant go for what you want.

HARDDON: huh? are women really dis frustrated? you see what you like and can't

spin your web?

wise ladies know how to subtly make him come over. and it would still seem like he is the one that actually did.

subtle...this is a rare skill most dummy girls can not posses.

AmBeautiful: ^ well am just sharing what i received , na bad thing i do?

think well b4 u post-or are u a learner,or a dummy?

total rubbish,too many fine sweet intelligent ladies out there,besides most serious men have a lot of girls via networks.as for me,i dont chase i only let you know my intentions.chasing is old school.except the juice is worth the squeeze.

so many seasons under the sun
so many love i ave found,
yet so many burn like the sun...
till i saw you,shining bright like the sun.
but alas u never burn,u only soothe me with energy and a marvellous light...so many prefer the stars,but i call you my sun cos of your amazing light and the energy you feed me...sweet sun.

nwani oma: My play play boyfriend is same height as me, am 5.5" If i wear heels am taller than he is. It used to be all I would talk about before, yapping and making silly jokes about his height, but suddenly I don't even remember it any more sef! So i think it has more to do with the content than the container!!

ras girl.

[quote author=BUSHY-ANUS]most women seem to shun my company because they claim i am too short.
Now women, how do you rate the height of a man?
is it a real determiner in your assessment of a man?

worried boy [/quote]i prefer cute woman,a lil chubby-nice ass and legs.not skinny not fat abot 5ft is perfect for me.no tall girls for me,except she is omotola or Angelina jolie.

Thagodfada: well to tell you the truth, i used to think it wasn't but i found out a few months ago that it is.

For Nigerian women, age is a huge thing. Some of them would not want to date anyone younger. Plus the fact that it has been shown that women develop much more faster emotionally than men. So if a woman is dating a guy 3-5yrs older than her, they are probably at the same stage emotional maturity.
So if a girl is going out with a much younger guy, she has the advantage of being more emotionally matured.

But i think all that is bullcrap. People should be able to date regardless of age. But a guy should only marry a girl younger than he is. Word to the wise

utter crap,it is not in all cases.

Godmother: Is it just me seeing it or are our naija men going for older women these days.Most of my male friends are all carrying " sugar mummies" so to speak. One of them claims that the women are more mature and know how to handle situations.

i prefer mature women,less stress,less confusion.

so fresh n clean

zoelife: Been worried lately over this issue. He's a great guy, loving, kind and all. Yet time and time again the issue comes up if I'm still with him, or if there's someone somewhere who's probably doing better than him. Getting a little worked up over things I call 'trivial' like not knowing my friends(I'm not a crowd person. My friends are mostly married women. Or guys. That's me),etc.
Not that he's being unpleasant, but the thing here is, I'm wat u cld call an 'alpha female'. Ambitious, driven and visionary. These I think give him the 'not good enuff' feeling, plus the fact dat he's still a beginner(I'm not yet there either). Whenever he expresses such feelings, I feel him too and attimes wonder to myself, if truly there's someone better for me out there. I dunno.
Sound advice NLers needed, married folks welcome. Tks

find another,abi dem tie u rope...abi you be Oprah or Alicia keys.mtcheew,naija girls una too dey form time go reach una go marry unaselves.yeye things.

Billyonaire: Is Lagos now a Sharia State ? We all love sex and we do it daily, what is wrong with selling those erotic mags ?

selling it in the open is wrong,it corrupts the minds of kids-even in America you are not allowed to showcase indecency in public-it affects some people's sensitivity.get a shop and seel whatever you like in private.

Fatdon: Four distributors of Pornographic materials were arrested at Cele Bus Stop on Oshodi-Apapa Expressway on Tuesday by the Lagos State Taskforce on Environmental and Special Offences (Enforcement) Unit after the police raided the area. Those arrested will be arraigned before the Special Offences Court at the taskforce yard and prosecuted for selling obscene materials.

The sellers of the X-rated materials arrested are Yinka Dada, 25 years; Udoh Nne, 29 years; Sylvester Obodoe, 18 years and Poopola Bamidele, 18 years.
pron sellers

The culprits admitted that they knew hawking Pornographic materials is prohibited in any part of the state. 18-year-old Obodoe said he knew the act was outlawed in the state but resorted to hawking P0*nographic materials to eke out a living.

He however pleaded for mercy and promised not to violate the law again.

According to the Taskforce Chairman, Bayo Sulaiman, there had been complaints by residents of the resurgence of Pornographic materials on the streets of Lagos, and so the taskforce took action on the complaints.

He reiterated that the government has banned the selling or distribution of such materials because of the negative influence they have on children, and therefore warned that anyone caught in the act will face the wrath of the law.
www.247nigerianewsupdate.com/sellers-of-Indecency-materials-arrested/
www.informationng.com/2013/02/lagos-taskforce-arrests-sellers-of-pornographic-materials.html

very good work by the lagos state Authorities.such adult materials must be sold in shops,on adult sections-not openely exposed in public places.

[quote author=pat-etteh]as a very busy woman,i am in desperate need of a young cute guy who will take the daily burden off my system.
interested cute should apply ASAP.
REQUIREMENT:
1. must be muscularly built
2. must be fluent in english and yoruba language.
3. must be educated
4. must be ready to stay in abuja.
5. must have the energy to perform the task ahead.
6. must be in the age bracket 22-30

note:your effort will be adequqtely rewarded.[/quote]my email addresse is swiftlink16@yahoo.com,a university graduate-cool,calm n nice.i will work u out in bed.

Yvete: I decided to start a thread where eligible young adults in the US can meet a Nigerian partner? If interested, please post little about yourself. Even if its just BB PIN, email, age, etc (Photograph is not necessary....for safety reasons).

am dede,an artistic man by nature-6ft tall,dark and athletic built.a university graduate,majored in finance.i am ready to settle down with the right woman.age and figure is no barrier.i am on facebook and messenger on request.swiftlink16@yahoo.com

Princess1982: I agree the guy I date is Nigerian and he was saying I love you after 2 weeks of online chatting and the few other African men I encountered through work and friends were the same way they would meet a girl and a few weeks later they were telling them they love them. Sure I guess some women like to hear those things but it creeped me out.

shut the Bleep up-either accept it or not.

kay Man: Lesbians die in hell. Fools

shut up,but u enjoy watching them abi.hypocrates.

mother28: Hello my sisters, I will be in naija in a few weeks. It will nice to meet other mature lesbians to mingle and have some discret fun. No men, No student, No games.. I repeat NO MEN, NO MEN, NO MEN.

i can supply u lesbos...fresh n thick.

Tashamania: Wow! 2pages and still counting yet not a single PM!

Obiakpor NL guys

tasha if menage is on the menu to crown d day.

candygosh: Damn see drama. Ok me sef *clears throat* indirectly announce say me sef need val.
Bobos are not smiling oh!

if you are fresh n thick hola me @ swiftlink16@yahoo.com