₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,361 members, 8,449,928 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 02:10 PM

Toggle theme

Dee02's Posts

Nairaland ForumDee02's ProfileDee02's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 50 pages)

PoliticsRe: Oyo Lawmakers To Receive N20m Each by dee02(m): 9:44pm On May 23, 2008
Thieving and waste of public funds on the highest order

Those idiots who have no fucking clue of the laws but they still get this much money

Majority of them have no business there in the first place because they have no credentials

If each one of this so-called lawmakers have conscience, they would reject the money

The average worker would work a lifetime day and night to save 20MILLION NAIRA

At times i wonder if this idiots know what it takes to Govern or to lead?

Because for them, it is all about distributing money to various IOU's and looting for personal gains!

AKALA and the likes of him wasting money that should be better spent on suffering citizens would never know peace

Lawmakers who greedily accept this money with big ugly grins would never know peace if they fail to acknowledge the sufferings of a common man

And the same goes to every other state who treasury is continually looted whilst its indigenes suffer in abject penury!!!!

LAPDOGS CALLING THEMSELVES LAWMAKERS
Car TalkRe: Tukunbo Cars Vs Nigerian Fairly Used? by dee02(m): 4:42pm On May 23, 2008
tinkinfela:
Honda baby boy for sale, special edition, alloy wheels, special lights, fact fitted, etc
asking price NGN850K
Call me, 08058863979
I would offer you 1Million if you throw in the petrol attendant and the petrol station in as JARA!
SportsRe: The Best Soccer Playing Brothers You Know by dee02(m): 4:40pm On May 23, 2008
[quote author=sage_ link=topic=134443.msg2290719#msg2290719 date=1211554009]Me and my younger brother[/quote]what team do u guys play for? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by dee02(m): 4:13pm On May 23, 2008
[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=135131.msg2290848#msg2290848 date=1211555151]His mother is Dutch, Ibime

You know those people that caused the mess over there in the first place

Lmao @ sideshow bob. So true grin

https://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/SideshowBob2.gif[/quote]How are we even sure he looks like Sideshow Bob?

I bet side show bob is slicker than his average

He prolly looks like another wrinkly-drug addicted xenophobic and homophobic coc/ksucker!

WOE BETIDE YOUR ANCESTORS MPELE
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by dee02(m): 3:31pm On May 23, 2008
Mpele:
Girls will kill just to be with me. I'm so handsome and you all know it. At least I'm not pitch black like coal! as most Nigerians are. Enjoy your weekends shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mpele Thunder fire u korokoro eyes, you bicycle seat headed MOFO

Girls would kill to be with u?look at u talking, u cocky bastard!!

You mouthy little whie trash or whateva colour u r, ur weekend is already rotten becoz u have been spit-roasted here!
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by dee02(m): 2:46pm On May 23, 2008
@MPELE

WHAT A NAME!!!

If i were u Mazi, i would curse the day i was given that senseless and meaningless name

Mpele ko, Mozampkiwele ni!!!


MPELE-Mazi Mpele himself

MPELEKE-Mazi Mpele's girlfriend

MPEKERE-Mazi Mpele's mother

MAPOUKA-Mazi Mpele's father

MUPANKA-Mazi Mpele's dog


I expect u to have dug a shallow grave and buried your head in shame because the barrage of abuses that has been coming your way in the last few days is just too much for you to survive!
SportsRe: The Best Soccer Playing Brothers You Know by dee02(m): 1:26pm On May 23, 2008
chisco:
Obj and Iyabo.
haha
but then IYABO is a not a man
Well she may pass for a man becoz technically she looks like a man!
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by dee02(m): 12:23pm On May 23, 2008
Mpele:
Oh god please tell me that this not real. I'm shivering now. This is inhuman damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mazi Mpele is that u in the picture?

You look very immaculate i must say

Do u cook your food in your mouth as well because it looks more like a frying pan?!

MPELE THE TRAY-MOUTHED slowpoke!
CrimeRe: What Drives Someone To Suicide? by dee02(m): 12:02pm On May 23, 2008
pot bellies
CelebritiesRe: Christina Milian Vs Ini Edo: Who Is Da Bomb - Brains, Talent And Beauty by dee02(m): 11:05am On May 23, 2008
erekere:
min one sentence, what is the different between a woman and a bottle
A woman cant enter a bottle but a bottle can enter a woman via different in-lets! grin

Dont ask me about the in-lets!!
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Bought/sold A Car Thru Nairaland? by dee02(m): 10:53am On May 23, 2008
I have not bought a car or sold one.

BUT I HAVE SOLD A DUMMY, COLON CLEANSERS AND VAIGRAS THROUGH NAIRALAND!
SportsRe: The Best Soccer Playing Brothers You Know by dee02(m): 10:43am On May 23, 2008
Abacha and (his brother from another mother) Maradona!

They can dribble!
TV/MoviesRe: What Nollywood Films Are Known For? by dee02(m): 10:21am On May 23, 2008
RUMOUR HAS IT THAT A NEW NOLLYWOOD MOVIE IS COMING OUT: SEE DETAILS BELOW

New Nollywood movie Title: Yar'Adua is Sick

Starring:M Aonndaoka, Yar Adua, OBJ, Doctors from Germany, T Yar'Adua, MIKE OKIRO, INI EDO, AKI, PAWPAW and Nkem Owoh

Director: Some idiot incompetent thug

Producer and Marketer: IYKE ELECTRONICS, ALABA MARKET

Reviews

Excruciatingly painful to watch,stupid soundtrack, very poor sound quality stupid directing, lack of direction,camera-phone recording, more like a puppet show but inconclusive like a typical nollywood movie, incompetent casts, full of lofty promises, a lot of skin grafts, poor english, lack of common sense, incoherent storyline and too much hospital visits

Conclusively, it is absolute nonsense, another classic pile of trollop from the stables of NOLLYJARGON!

Nollywood addicts, grab a copy now

Happy/sad viewing
CareerRe: Any Hope For Those "Unfortunate" To Have Finished With 3rd Class? by dee02(m): 10:02am On May 23, 2008
nelie:
You guys hav been wonderful, i must confess. i had wanted to keep this to myself, but i was quick to realize i was going to be doing myself more harm than good if i decide to do so. I school in one of the federal universities of technology in Nigeria, i m presently studing agricultural technology.(crop, soil, and pest mgt) am presently in a third class, but there is every hope for me making it to 2.2 if i spill. if i decideaduate this year, there shall be very minimal, or minute chances for me for coming out with a 2.2. the dilemma is what should i do? how am i going to confront friends and relatives at home whom are already awaiting my convocation, they'v even gone to the extent of paying up my school fees in the university of dublin for my masters degree, for the 2008 2009 section? but at the same time, i must consider the hazards and detriments a 3rd class certificate can pose on my future!!! please i need yu guys candid opinion on this issue. hollanell@yahoo.com
I CANT GET MY HEAD ROUND EVERYTHING YOU TYPED ABOVE

I DONT HAVE A FUC/KING CLUE OF WHAT YOU R ON ABOUT?

NO DISRESPECT OR PUN INTENDED BUT PLEASE CLARIFY THE MEANING OF THE HIGHLIGHTED WORDS SO NAIRALANDERS CAN HELP YOU

{IS IT MY GLASSES THAT NEEDS CHANGING OR DOES ANYONE ELSE SPOT SOME IRREGULARITIES ABOVE APART FROM LAKANYE?!}
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by dee02(m): 8:39pm On May 22, 2008
Where MPELE or shey na MPEKE dey sef? My guy don run comot via backdoor!

Whick kai n name be MPELE sef?!

MPELE u make mistake enter this thread ooo
see as them dey fire u left, right and centre!!!
Kai, Amadioha no go fit wash all this comot for your body
CareerRe: Any Hope For Those "Unfortunate" To Have Finished With 3rd Class? by dee02(m): 2:36pm On May 22, 2008
sweetums:
There are different kinds of people in this world.

Smart people
Dumb people
Wise people
Unwise people
Enlightened people
Ignorant people

While the smart people are born that way, so are the dumb ones. They could do little or nothing to change this sad fact.
The wise people study at school because they are aware of the need to excel in their studies, the unwise people take their education for granted. The englighted people can appreciate the need to rise above the rest and the ignorant people are content to be in the background.

Why all this self pity and regret, obviously, you fall into one of the unfortunate categories. From your post, I'd like to think you're only just dumb. That would give you an excuse for wating money on your education.

This thread must stop now. In this new Nigeria, we can not and would not tolerate second best.

I suggest you relocate because as an employer of labour I can assure you that there is no hope fgor your kind.

Next time, save everyone the disappointment and reject formal eduaction.

Third Class, Hiss. It even sounds obscene!!!
LMFAO

More like a savage attack!lol
TV/MoviesRe: Omotola And Genny In New Movie: Sister Love by dee02(m): 2:05pm On May 22, 2008
Flowers:
@ Seun

Please do something about this Dee02. His insults are becoming unbearable. it heart breaking for one to read such insults every now and then.

Cheers.
If your heart is breaking about insults, what would happen if you go through a divorce?!
Prolly Suicide!!!
Get a life

SERIOUSLY M DONE HERE
Any more NAYSAYER around can MOP the rest UP!!!!
Any more DAFT slowpoke can keep stoking the fires of personal attack on me, i wont be SWAYED!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Omotola And Genny In New Movie: Sister Love by dee02(m): 2:02pm On May 22, 2008
Flowers:
@ Dee02

Am not going to insult you but all I will say to you is that If what I wrote was to spite you and not to let you refrain from using insultive words, let God be the judge. But if not God will disgrace you.

Nairalanders please be my witness.
Firstly, U DARE NOT!

Secondly, if u ever want to be fair, then pick on everyone that use insultive words on this thread and the rest of the forum, am i d only one?!

millions of other people use abusive and insultive words to express their disgust and feelings but it is only DEE02 your short sighted eyes can cherry pick!

quality control and insultive words officer, stay the hell away from me and refrain from quoting me again, for fu/ck sake!

And u know what, NAIRALANDERS don't want to get involved so it is me and u if u want to continue ranting u silly!
TV/MoviesRe: Omotola And Genny In New Movie: Sister Love by dee02(m): 9:54am On May 22, 2008
Flowers:
@ Seun

Please do something about this Dee02. His insults are becoming unbearable. it heart breaking for one to read such insults every now and then.

Cheers.
It is obvious EVERCHRIS PAID UR BROWSING FEES OR MAYBE HE LET YOU USE HIS INTERNET OR MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RELATED

Really u don't have to read, cover your fu/ck face and ignore posts from me!
I am not the only one to fire back at people on nairaland!!
get my name out of your mouth please, if your tired of insults on a free forum which is likely, then go elsewhere!!!

If Seun doesnt do something, i am sure your not handicapped so go ahead and run things!!!!

I make meaningful contributions to threads on this forum, but if people don't respect other peoples opinions and believe blind attacks is the best way to go about things, then i wont sit down here and look on

Use your head and read the posts from the start, i didnt insult the people personally attacking me first, so every piece of venom i have swiped at them remains their fault!

I don't go about insulting people, so please do us a favour, put comments down relating to threads and get my mutha-fuc/king name out of your mouth because i didnt insult u!!!!!

JEEZ
PoliticsRe: Al-Qaeda Plans To Bomb Nigeria? by dee02(m): 12:38am On May 22, 2008
Godismine:
[b]FELLOW CITIZENS OF THIS NATION, I know we all have our opinions, but let's not forget that an opinion is an unproven belief. I know whatever God says is the final, which  is why I decided to comment on this matter.
First of all, let me say a little about me. I am a born again child of God and have been saved since 1991. I have walked with God and known a little about His ways. I
n the year late PBO died, I was warned twice in a dream to raise serious prayers for her so that it will not happen. Well I thought I did my best, but it was not good enough.
Early this year I had a dream in which I saw the main man in Al-Qaeda. He was beckoning on his subjects in four different locations and it was a really serious mood. I inquired about the dream from the Lord and He told me to organize people to pray against terrorism. I have only done that partially but I have plans to SERIOUSLY intensify efforts.
From the little I've said, I hope you will join in any way you know, to pray for our Father Land. That bombing will happen if we do not ask God to help us. OH FATHER, HELP NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Al-quaeda is really unto Nigeria. PLEASE PRAY. [/b]
PHONEY PASTOR

But seriously, thanks but no thanks PASTOR METUSALAH

LMFAO

You hear all sorts of joggernauts when the world is coming to an end! grin

Blimey!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by dee02(m): 11:56pm On May 21, 2008
davidt:
I just pity John Terry for missing the penalty kick that should have given Chelsea the victory. It was cruel considering how he must have felt.
I feel for him
He had a terrific game and if only he didnt slip
some idiot gloryhunters wont be ranting the fu/ck around here ( they know who dey are)
it was cruel but life
Chelsea chin up, next year would be good!
United congrats, u lucky punters!!-------to all true man u fans, congrats, to the phoney ones-pi/ss off
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by dee02(m): 11:51pm On May 21, 2008
jorge1980:
@dee02

Loosers are the ones who are confused
Loosers are the ones who claim a team just becoz they won a trophy
Loosers are clueless dimwits like u
Loosers are the ones that ask for favours because they are useless
Loosers loose sleep becoz they are busy chasing shadows

Haaahaahhhoohohooolol clap for yourself that was fantanstic you must have have gotten an A in elementary poetry knuckle head peanut brains,Oh! it seems you have a dictionary of F-words by your side or you find it extremely difficult to communicate in English, Ode ,Olooshi ara e,
Stop stealing my quotes

You claimed a team becoz they won a trophy and now your stealing my quotes? You have descended to a new LOW!

SHAMELESS GLORYCHASER, u got cussed out u started blurting YORUBA!

I don't need no dictionary son, m a lyrical assasin!

M packing it in because your not worth it manna, can be fu/cked dressing u down!

DEADOUT DERRRKHEAD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by dee02(m): 11:33pm On May 21, 2008
jorge1980:
Who cares if you support Sunderland or Ipswich bonehead abeg do us all a favour pack up your lappie and go to sleep loooooooooozzzzzzzzerrrrrrrr
Loosers are the ones who are confused
Loosers are the ones who claim a team just becoz they won a trophy
Loosers are clueless dimwits like u
Loosers are the ones that ask for favours because they are useless
Loosers loose sleep becoz they are busy chasing shadows

Stop claiming Man United, you know you're fu/ck fake!

if Barnet or Stevenage Borough wins a trophy tomorrow, i am sure you would get your dippy mouth and fido dido neck swinging like some loose slag!


TAKE CENTRE STAGE AND SHOUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE You STARTED SUPPORTING UNITED A FEW MINUTES AGO YOU PHONEY LITTLE SUCKER!


DUNNAW!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by dee02(m): 11:24pm On May 21, 2008
jorge1980:
@dee02
Hey you must be one of those London loosers grin ungraceful in defeat,lucky douche bags with A treble and double in the kitty,Stop beefiing the boy ,is he too much for youuuuuuuuu grin Please go and sleep over your woes and lick your wounds
What are you talking about GLORYCHASER?!
I don't even support both teams!
You waited for a winner, then jumped on nairaland to run your droopy mouth and join the bandwagon
Pi/ss off u FAKE PIECE OF SHAIT
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by dee02(m): 10:50pm On May 21, 2008
Fucking wan/kers

Chelsea deserved to be up there not them HOMO THUGS called Man United

I would have loved a london team winning ideally

I absolutely hate United, them shi/theads

Fuc/king RONALDO thinks hez perfect, stupid piece of shi/t!

FU/CK MAN UNITED, lucky douche bags!
TV/MoviesRe: Omotola And Genny In New Movie: Sister Love by dee02(m): 9:08pm On May 21, 2008
@Everchris

One more thing you stupid piece of dog-shi/t


Stop mentioning my siblings and parents, they got nothing on u

Get them out of your diseased system, i did not direct any insults at your parents or your siblings

this thread has nothing to do with them but everything to do with u DUNCE

And for everytime u have mentioned them, God punish your QUEER ASSHOLE in ten-folds!

UR FU/CKING WIT D WRONG ONE MAN!
TV/MoviesRe: Omotola And Genny In New Movie: Sister Love by dee02(m): 8:32pm On May 21, 2008
everchris:
Deeo2,
Its amazing how some people like u can be rude even on the internet.Like i said, u lack good manners. if i were u, i would be thinking of how to learn good manners instead of embarrassing my self the more. I just pity your parents and siblings who have to put up with a FOOL like u. I really don't know what to call u because your stupidity and arrogance is too much. I just wonder the kind of person u are. You must be one of those people who don't have future ambitions, i realy PITY u. Idiot!
So your still talking you basta/rd mannerless NOLLYWOOD DIEHARD!
A dog that would get lost would not heed it's owners whistle, u have been set loose and your lost!

I would be rude to your sorry as/s if u don't mind your business and leave my views and opinions!
I have said i wont come back on to this thread but ignorant CO/CKSUCKERS like u wont rest so back 4u
Itz none of your business what my parents and siblings think about me you MUPPET
And you wont know what to call me because your a clueless gay who only knows how to suck a di/ck!

Do me a favour please, don't bother posting anymore and don't ever reply or quote me again
Do u have future ambitions yourself? u shldnt pity me becoz your PATHETIC SELF don't have a life!
Wetin i do?becoz i don't like Nolly-Trash, your running your gutter mouth!

What happened to people having their opinions? and what happens to people respecting it?!
You have brought a plague of degrading abuses on your-grey haired self
When someone as old and irresponsible as u run his mouth, he deserves all the SCUM OF THE EARTH!

Di/e off or shi/t down and don't try to get people to agree with u, it wont work with me!!
PS: Over to u silly sausage so u can take centre stage, cant be bothered no more!
Car TalkRe: Tukunbo Cars Vs Nigerian Fairly Used? by dee02(m): 6:03pm On May 21, 2008
tinkinfela:
Honda baby boy for sale, special edition, alloy wheels, special lights, fact fitted, etc
asking price NGN850K
Call me, 08058863979
The petrol attendant looks more like HE'S FOR SALE rather than the HONDA CAR! grin
TV/MoviesRe: Review Any Movie by dee02(m): 5:52pm On May 21, 2008
New Nollywood movie: Yar'Adua is Sick

Starring
:M Aonndaoka, Yar Adua, OBJ, Doctors from Germany, T Yar'Adua and Nkem Owoh

Reviews
Very painful to watch, less captivating, lack of direction, more like a puppet show but inconclusive like a typical nollywood movie, incompetent casts, full of lofty promises, a lot of skin grafts and too much hospital visits

Conclusively, it is absolute nonsense, another classic pile of trollop from the stable of NOLLYJARGON!

Happy viewing
PoliticsRe: Al-Qaeda Plans To Bomb Nigeria? by dee02(m): 5:47pm On May 21, 2008
AL-QAEDA would rather dig more tunnels into America via Afghanistan than bomb Nigeria

OKIRO is a MUPPET for fabricating this foolish story

But talk of intelligence, what does he have upthere that made him conclude Nigeria was a target?

What an idiot!!!
PoliticsRe: 'My Power Project Story' By Olusegun Obasanjo by dee02(m): 5:39pm On May 21, 2008
fyneguy:
Lol

It's obvious some of baba's relations are here to defend him.

Make una no vex jare. OBJ just dey reap wetin him sow while in govt.

I sympathise with that man o. How I wish he grabbed the opportunity God gave him to rule Nigeria again.

Alas! it slipped through his fingers, o mase o cry
Are you sure it is not BABA himself?!lol
E BE LIKE SAY OBJ DEY NAIRALAND!!!!!LOL

OBASANJO if it is you in disguise ( and even if it is not u), WOE BETIDE YOU for d/is-integrating Nigeria
OBJ deserves everybit of swearing, cursing and misfortunes he gets today
OBJ is absolutely useless and all he did was pop viagra while making love to every woman within his sight including his son's wife!(well maybe not!lol)
OBJ can i hear u say amen to all the curses?lol

Your troubles has just started
For every suffering Nigerian today, may God punish you ten-fold per person!!lol
PoliticsRe: British Airways Regrets Maltreatment Of Nigerians by dee02(m): 5:17pm On May 21, 2008
texazzpete:
BA didn't arrest Omotade
BA didnt restrain or shackle the deportee.

BA acted well within their rights to jettison the unruly passengers. All airlines should value the safety and security of their passengers, and a plane full or angry, fist waving and finger pointing passengers is a safety hazard.

All these guys coming here to blab are too used to the molue-like system utilized by Nigerian aircraft operators, hence their fury when someone actually does the right thing.

If you really want to be patriotic, pay taxes, pay Nepa bills. In tervene when next you see MOPOL beating up innocent okada riders
Thank you

Nigerians are too quick to take sides when it comes to issues like this

The ones that don't know the rudiments of the story are the ones that make the most noise

Everyone roar like wounded lions in the name of patriotism

I do not condone maltreatment of Nigerians anywhere, but unruly passengers should be chucked off if it infringes on safety and discomfort

Innocent people get battered all over Nigeria by red-eyed foolish policemen but no one dares challenge them in the name of patriotism!

Nigeria is shameless if it has to resort to depending on International carriers to bring back itz citizen to-and-fro all over the world

Just because we know HUMAN RIGHTS EXIST in other countries apart from Nigeria doesnt mean we can stand up and throw tantrums anywhere

Any airline has the frigging rights to launch any-one out of the flight even if they are draped in a GREEN-WHITE-GREEN FLAG if they don't behave themselves

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 50 pages)