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Siena:
What has a lady who's boyfriend only comes to her for sex, got to do with the original poster's query?

Why were you so intent on insulting her, when the original poster's query is the issue here?

why are you picking on me dude or whatever you're?
am i the only one that commented on CARADONA's post?
why don't u pick up a hullabaloo with them lot?
and how important is the original poster's query to your existence?
if your life depends on it then suck on u sucker!

or is the girl her boyfriend only comes to have sex with your sister or your cousin? don't start with me dude, u got nothing on me and we are meant to have fun here not beef one another, don't get rude!

The post is stale now and your just coming up here to run your mouth u dipstick!

Get a life, everyone is entitled to their opinion and if the original poster is not complaining then who the flying fu*k r u to get mouthy tough guy ay?!

P*ss off or pass out

Siena:
Wow, strong words. What has your opinion on the lady got to do with the original poster's query? You're so easily side tracked, it's unreal.

What are u on about?talking rubbish!
Seems like u don't understand what m talking about u deadout!
i am talking about a reply from a lady that said her boyfriend comes to only have sex with her and this has nothing to do with the original poster's question,

If your still confused and fuzzy then u can check earlier posts and read the reply from CARADONA or u can just go to BED!

AS plus AS = SS and AA
figure it out,

well u have to be faithful u dont have no choice

i think you can make it happen

lagos to east is nothing compared to what i had with my girlfriend (london to lagos), for 3 years, until she moved to london,

it is hard but the it does pay off in the end so hang in there (and if it is freaky sexy times u miss-get a Love Machine)

dreamnt about beating an old witch to coma with a mortar and pestle
kai i savaged her viciously

i would defeat all my enemies!

Have you ever been bullied? Please share your stories and experiences. Many thanks

almondjoy:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Thank you!  I dash you the thread. I hate agberos. . .especially if you are based in Nigeria. . .so please go and look for your kind!


Now back to topic.

I am frankly not interested in the state of Yar-arse-dua's kidneys or lack thereof!

I really wanted to see what evidences existed of this so-called maltreatment of "royal" Nigerians by the "racist" foreign airlines!

I do not see any. . . . . so I will have to say

GOODBYE THREAD!!!!

I do not like to deal with unsubstantiated stories from rumour-mongering, low lives of Nigerians! When I see some evidence. . .perhaps I shall return.  Threads with 5 pages or more absolutely bores me to death for lack of pleasant company. Time to enjoy some music on Youtube!

It is not by force to peep into thread with 5pages or more abi na force?

My verdict: some people need to grow up really, some people have praying mantis brains and don't think farther than a fly perching on fresh shit!
Bottom line is if anyone doesnt like Nigeria, i don't see any reason why they should even log on to this forum and if people are going to continue bickering then they can fu*king piss off and get a life!
We have so much fun on this thread, we post messages that make us laugh and we post serious issues but to start degrading into bickering and cursing of Nigeria and Nigerians is just plain pathetic and we claim to be adults, the wrong-doers know themselves!

I love Nigeria to bits and i would go back one day, infact very soon, period!
And please i don't want any foul mouthed idiot to criticize my neutral post becoz m not going to be having it!
Ho's and Slags should fu*king sit down and just poop in their undies, f*cking hell i have had enough of SNITCHES and two faced-backstabbing twats!

Itz high time we straighten all the knotty ends!

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=128821.msg2185201#msg2185201 date=1208971472]I Never cook for my Boyfriend whenever he comes to my place
cause I know he comes to have Sex with me and nothing else, full stop.

you are not really a girlfriend, Americans refer to u as a bootycall, jumpoff, cumbucket etc

My thoughts exactly!!!

Ladies, he is not your boyfriend if he comes for sex only. So don't parade him around as such, he will surely deny you.[/quote]Thank you Jare

Does she need to be told that shez just a footmat for the guy to thread on or is it rocket science for a female adult to know if shez just a CUM RECEPTOR for a guy?!Nah

This thread is for people in a meaningful relationship and not for GO-GO girls!

Idols Africa is just shambles

full of idiots who think they are good enough PLUS a panel of wack judges who are relatively unknown anywhere in Africa

Dat sh*t needs to be stepped up and re-organised!

You just bought a worthless piece of paper and imaginary investment,

You go halla becoz u go soak garri so-tay iya ijebu go run down

What were you thinking in the first place dude?!

I dont want to say much but it was a dumb move, i am sorry i have to shoot dat at u!

eudio:
wait oh, na by force to cook for am sef? abi na food u come cook for man for lagos?
abeg blank scope

some people came to cook on earth, they cook till thy kingdom come and whenever they don't cook it seems their world would fall apart.

@poster
my cousin's wedding is coming up soon and we are in dire need of very good cooks
Ms Cook (IYA ALASE), can you cook Asaro and Jollof Rice?
apply within please madam AJINOMOTO and stress your desperation as well.

@Caradona
You must be a CUM-BUCKET for your so called boyfriend
I guess your own duty is to F*ck him and he probably has other girls who does his cooking
Also you may be appalling in the kitchen and maybe the only thing your good at is to open your legs and swallow!

Aladunni:
na by choice and she wants to!

If she wants to then she can move on, no be by force to marry person wey never ready now!

sundayone:
IF YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME MONEY,LOOK NO FURTHER. JUST TEXT "SEND THE KEY" AS A TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR PHONE AND SEND IT TO THIS NO:08037221409 AND I WIIL TEXT THE SOLUTION TO YOU IMMEDIATELY!!!

419 comot for here!
wuru wuru!

krisbobo:
Hi all,

How much should one expect to spend to buy a clean Honda bull dog?

Thanks.

Did you read the post well?!lol
f*ck bulldog

@poster
419 too boku for nairaland my guy

Echidime:
why? don't he know your a woman? and need to have at least two kids before that Age?

And what makes you think she would have two kids by then even if she married at 15?
Are you God?

would they auction off an oil-well, a arm and a leg because i need those items real bad!

I had one when i was a kid

I put 4 bottle caps across a sugar box to act as tyres and was pulling it with a rice-sack thread around my compound
only for my mummy to grab me from no-where and scream dat i have not completed my homework
instantly, she stamped on my model car and it crushed it to a wreckage, you should have seen it!
i was lucky i was not inside the box if not i wld have died!

accidents can be tragic my brother

cyriluzo:
Tough time never last, but tough people do!, Integrity is a virtue. The righteous and his seed would never be forgotten nor forsaken.
If it ever happens then God is a liar.

I advise you pray and know what God wants of you. If its an employment, then forget your age. It wont be a hinderance

Dem don come again, pastor chike!
na so so preach preach for forums!

@poster

wat is d big deal if he wants you to wait?
after one year, u don dey think about marriage, cool down now!
personally, i wont jump on the marriage bandwagon after just a year of dating because it is simply not enough to know someone well
5yrs may be too long but you contemplating marriage after just a year is a bit dodgy, hasty and wuru-wuru!

think about it and dont get carried away!
if you want to call it quits, then bounce, but you may regret it!

Well do it if u want a job,
Afterall you wont be the first nor the last, it is standard nowadays,
U may need to get more professional qualifications on board coz truth be told, u old small and with just an OND, u wld struggle!

thresa8:
hummmmmmmmm.

you are a motor mouth, fu*king hell!lol

since pure water now sells for 10naira, i think it wld be lucrative!

coollove:
call me on 08037421912
oceanic football challenge that is sold 4 3k i'll give u free of charge

U fu*king rip-off!

Dextiny:
Ikeja GRA is safe,
I have lived there 4 more
six years and i have not
heard any incidence of robbery.

shut up, u tu-faced liar!
there has been robbery incidents in GRA in the last 2years

Caradona:
I Never cook for my Boyfriend whenever he comes to my place
cause I know he comes to have Sex with me and nothing else, full stop.

Wow NASTY!
U just open up and let him plough into you just like that?!
Well at least he cooks u up under so u don't need to worry about cooking for him
And after cooking u up under, he fills ur bucket up to the brim so u can keep going till he comes around to lay his GALA inside u again!

your cooking may be atrocious or maybe hez scared u might poison him!

Akute OR Okokomaiko,

And you know why? Armed robbers think paupers and church rats live there so they dont give a flying f*ck!

shitting in a steaming pot of rice accidentally because i was pressed!

and also, accidentally spitting phlegm in a pot of soup!

Anywhere u move to doesnt gaurantee u would be safe
Nah prayers and make God they your side my friend
If u live in lekki, ajah or VI, u may still need to drive to areas with a heavy robbery/crime rate
But the upscale areas seems to have a lower crime rate so target areas like lekki, ikoyi, VI and possibly Magodo!

The fraudulent prevalence of some Nigerians infiltrating forums like this wont let me try it!