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It amazes me how some people can be so dumb and foolish!

MUPPET you did what?

Spend ur fees on Transcorp Shares?

FU/CK OFF, YOUR KIDDING ME!!

This thread has gone on to 40pages

Dang! Bellies on Naija girls must be serious palaver o!!

Is it actually RIP-OFF

More like a SLAP-OFF and FU/CK-OFF unless u can stand ur ground!!

Emad:
their tittles make me laugh and the shouting gives me a headache, and the bad make up makes me sick

beyonce Vs Rihanna , serious Issue, the boy is mine, the girl is yours, the child is ours,
Calculator , spanner, Mugu, Idiot ,

Amechi Munagor resorts to shouting "shut up " each time he forgets his Lines,

a pretty Actress wears a terrible Hair do and awful make up that makes me wonder whether she looked in the mirror before the director said "action"

Very soon u wld see a movie titled OBASANJO Vs EFCC Or YAR'ADUA IS SICK!!

What is Nollywood not capable of?!

JOKE!!!

tpia:
dee02 I no get your time today.

That satan wey you dey serve na im go roast you.

SPIRIT BROKEN? FEELING DEFEATED?!  

Ok ok, itz all over

I aint got time too, so smile whereva u r!

You should not have blindly attacked me for no reason in the first place

But itz all good, it is just a forum , nothing more!!

Florency:
Send Me your children! NOW

GBOMO JOMO!

tpia:
ok, so shut your mouth until you are actually typing from Nigeria.

all this I am coming back home is fooling nobody.


You're probably one of those camel looking Nigerians who claim to be from Jamaica.

see him shouting Haiti as if say na im papa land. You must be one of those people manufacturing mud pies.

Wetin i do u now? u dey craze?!

why the personal attack when i didnt knock on your fu/cking door selling HAITI VISA?

What business of urs is it if i type from the MOON and do i know u CHEEKY SOD?!

Frustrated people like u come and attack people blindly on a mere forum without any reason

You carry naija matters for chest as if say na your pikin

thunder fire ur mouth and satan rain hell fire on your head!

oziomatv:
If we don't take control of the situation in our country, one day Ghana will deport all illegal nigerian too.

  what of your jr. brother that resently got deported from rwanda? he may need the visa.

He never went to Rwanda u TOY!

I know u want u VISA?!

OBIOMA or wateva ur name is, i would give u discount or i can take u to SIBERIA if u want

But seriously i dont want hassles, i am just trying to deflect the attention of feuding people on this thread

M all for laffs so dont take pot shots at me!

sheniqua:
don't be too sure there won't be takers.
There was guy on another thread dying to get to the  USA through Guatemala.
I tried telling him to stay put at Aba but I was singing to the choir as far as he was concerned.

lol
There would surely be takers on that SHENIQUA, gauranteed!!

tpia:
If you're not a desperate Nigerian then why are you typing from London.

abi na Haiti you dey?

I am not desperate dude and i am coming back home
I got nothing to worry about in Nigeria so KI NI BIG DEAL!

The question is would u like to go to HAITI U MUPPET?!

Ok does anyone remember when NIGERIA PACKED GHANIANS ONTO LORRIES AND TRUCKS LIKE SARDINES AND SENT THEM BACK TO ACCRA AND KUMASI?


Nigerians are accomodating and peaceloving


oh yes indeed they are!!


Go and ask KOFFI and NENE who were plucked violently while selling SWEET GHANA BREAD AND BONZ and loaded like cattles onward to ASHANTI LAND!

Does any Nigerian want to migrate to HAITI?

I am the PA to Wyclef and he needs desperate Nigerians who would love to mop up a pensioner's shit and backside

Gauranteed: NO XENOPHOBIA!

cyonujemen:
There is hope for those that had 3rd class. l have a cousin that graduated with 3rd class in industrial maths. He is in his 2nd job. l know of another that got 3rd class in Zoology and just got a job with reltel (2nd job). Only u can limit yourself. your certificate can't limit u. Dont loose hope. There re some persons with 2.1 and ve spent years at home after graduation. Let alone 2.2. Dont forget your creator because on your own, u can do nothing. GoodLuck.

Kai, u sabi enough peeps with 3rd class ooo?!

Abi u sef get third class? LOL

Anyway KO SI BIG DEAL

@Poster

South Africa has a bad reputation with migrants, visitors and even amongst themselves (for example, white and black South African's constantly fueding and killing each other) and to think it is just Nigerians that get attacked is a bit SHALLOW because clearly, other Africans were involved!

It is disgraceful and un-acceptable, for a country who likes to think it is the best country in Africa to constantly get caught out

Tolerance is at an ALMIGHTY LOW and the country is simply not doing enough to curb the menace

I personally don't think boycotting DSTV and MTN would solve the problem, because some of us can't live without those services to be honest!

It may take something more drastic with a crushing impact on South Africa's economy to solve the Xenophobia

Blaming foreigners on surge in crimes is just petty

South Africa is full of HIV and they are XENOPHOBIC!

Is it only Airports?! It is everywhere, from ASO ROCK to MILE 12 market!

This is a "STANDARD" practise in Nigeria and has been there for a long time

Corruption, bribery, extortion, mugging, deception, D-I-S-honesty, day-light robbery, night-time robbery, everything, name it-R ALL RIFE IN NIGERIA

Everyday, from the least intelligent person to the most intelligent person in Nigeria is plotting how to rip the next man off either easily or forcefully!

Everything goes in Nigeria and it is hardly challenged becoz there is continous hardship,poverty, economic disentegration,rot and decay everywhere

CORRUPTION-FIRES ARE FUELLED AND KEPT BLAZING VIOLENTLY right from the top-heirarchies. Leaders and government officials who blatantly promote and practise all this despicable acts which are not helping matters

Every foreigner a Nigerian gets close to fears they want to be RIPPED THE FU/CK OFF

NIGERIANS love to RIP EACH OTHER OFF, KI NI BIG DEAL!!!!

buffead:
@dee02 just SHUT DA Bleep UP MAN

You SOO RETARTED IS IT BY FORCE You WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES COME AND FACE ME AM READY FOR You IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

wow u sure got some guts?! look at u chirping away u slide-through!

do i know u by the way mouthy little slag?!

people like u love trouble, don't av a shi/ttin clue and still wont have a flying fu/cking clue, u MUPPET!

what u need is a ruthless dude to smack u silly wit "d badboy" so u can zip it u clumsy little TART

m done on this thread, u can pick up where i left it u FREAK!

Maxidoe:
This is sheer rubish,whatever you are on nairaland,ure just been biase,for crying out loud this dude was just expressing himself,simply for the fact that his opinion does not tally with yours,should not make you threaten him,is nairaland the only forum around,or do you pay posters anytin?Please lets always be man enough to call a spade a spade,because for me the poster has said it all.
Once again Nigerian movies,actors,actresses,producers irrespective of whom they are,does not deny the fact that they are all Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap,do watever u want,yanks us off if u want,who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

The idiots blowing my comments out of proportion are just as sick in the head as HOMO'S
You leave a comment based on your opinion, they try to tear u into shreds and try to coerce u to agree with them
But i am never afraid of standing up for what i believe in, even if i get SHOT in d head!

What dimwits and puppets like SPERRYSUN, OSUNAMAZON, BIBI83, KEMPO EVERCHRIS and BUFFHEAD want to hear is that-

GENEVIEVE ROCKS

OLU JACOBS IS BEAUTIFUL

OMOTOLA is the BOMB

NOLLYJARGON IS OFF THE CHAINS


But nah, i don't agree with that ok, i would say my mind

Actors and Actresses personal life don't bother me, i do not mean to disrespect that but i have an issue with most of their acting when i used to watch it
But now i don't give 2fu/ck, if u love watching it, good for u!

If your entitled to your opinion, keep it but no one should whip out a pistol or run their dirty mouth and talk shi/t at u!

I REST MY CASE

NO DISRESPECT OR INSULTS OR DIS MEANT ON ANYONE'S PERSONALITY BUT JUST THE WAY THE ACT MOVIES

REALLY I DONT TAKE ALL DIS THINGS TOO SERIOUS, so i don't see any reason why anyone should read into it too deep

I am all for a laugh to be honest

everchris:
Deeo2,
Thanks a lot Kempo for talking some sense into Deeo2's head. I wonder why he speeks so mean of people who working hard in their chosen proffession. He never sees anything good in poeple. All his post are always bad. I agree with u that he lacks good manners whereas he wouldnt have spoken so badly of people as old as Olu Jecobs and Patience Ozokwor. It onlt shows that he has no regards for his own parents. I think Seun needs to do something about him, he should be warned to stop this bad behaviour of his. After all its not by force to watch Nigerian movies. Since u don't like Nigerian movies allow thos that love it to watch and keep your BAD MOUTH shut! You need to learn some good manners!

I think  it is PATHETIC If you paid 50NAIRA at a cybercafe, sat down on a  rusty chair, sweating like a rapist only to come and dish the dirt on me  but deemed it unnecessary to leave a comment about the post u SAD Arrow

don't pick on me FOOL, diss me one more time and i would come back with triple venom 4u!

Maxidoe:
You guys baffle me,what else do you expect
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap as usual.Nigerian movies are craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap hisses,and walks out.

Thank you Jare
I bet it is going to be another pile of gabbage
Some stupid time-wasting and financial venture yet again
It would be a recreation of an old movie i am sure repackaged with a new title and some incompetent casts
It would lack any quality and depth as usual
But would display affluent people's properties which doesnt reflect the pain an "average joe" is feeling in naija

Nollywood should just pack it in until it is ready to compete technically, commercially and ready globally
Nigerians are hooked because there is hardly anything interesting to watch on our local TV Channels

But i refuse to watch anymore of AKI and PAWPAW make a fool of themselves (as old as they are!)
I refuse to watch anymore of HILDA DOKUBO cry all d time like a baby
I refuse to watch anymore of RAMSEY NUOAH act love stories all the time
I refuse to watch anymore of UCHE JUMBO run her lousy mouth all over the place
I refuse to watch anymore of PATIENCE OZOKWOR display sheer madness all the time
I refuse to watch anymore of INI EDO's bloated body dangle recklessly all over
I refuse to see anymore of the look on OLU JACOBS face when he laughs like a retard!

I REST MY CASE




MY FELLOW LANDERS I SALUTE OOO!

eezzy:
Dee02 you sound like a bitter person. THEY ARE TRYING - bottom line.
At least they are doing something which some of us recognise and appreciate.
It may not be the best, but it is SOMETHING! Can you at leat appreciate that or
show us what you have done better than they!!

I am not bitter, it is my opinion
If i am not good at something i wont bother wasting my time on it!
POINT BLANK

guy4real:
let us apprciate what we have, at least for once, i think they are trying.

Can we just stop saying this rubbish "THEY ARE TRYING"

This is starting to become a peculiar way of Nigerians saying that something is doing well but then to point out the accomplishments made as a result of the "THEY ARE TRYING" slang, they lapse into a load of incoherence!

What has nollywood achieved that is tangible or what are dey known for that has made them move a decent level in comparison to other movie industries around the world?

Nothing like "they are trying", that is unacceptable i am sorry!

They get better or they pack it in!

earthrealm:
this is the sr model, with seat belt.
no airbag or ac

asking price 220k,
call or email 4 details,
i know a good body shop where u can tidy up the cars exterior,
the engine is quite good

My guy this your car no bad ooo
e be like say u craze, wey u use car reach this state!
abeg carry your flying coffin waka

engineerd:
All the corrupt leaders in Nigeria have a special place in hell waiting for them. I curse them with all the blood of the suffering common man that has no access to water, good roads, education, employment. As they continue to steal Nigeria's money, may their special reservation in hell continue to get hotter and hotter. Amen!

Amen

AND MAY SATAN RAIN HELL FIRE ON THEM ALL!

MAY THEM NEVER KNOW PEACE FOREVER!

begood1:
My post was addressed clearly to TOks,
Please i don't have any business to do with people like u
why not persuade your father to sell his today??

my guy relax now, i dey try make sure say u get car buy
why u come dey vex?LOL
ur money no go fit buy the TYRE wey dey my papa car so make we no go there at all
goodluck with ur search for a car

[quote author=d_oracle link=topic=132593.msg2256452#msg2256452 date=1210697999]Personally, I feel so sorry for anyone who thinks Nigerians are always depending on some kind of demystified being everytime we are in serious trouble or having serious challenges like a third class graduate. If you can't trust God, who should u trust?
That aside, the only thing that matters in this forum is to encourage fellow friends who are having issues that definetely affects their thought processes.
When u read through adverts and all u see is 2.1 or first class, u never can begin to feel the pains of a 3rd class graduate. Its easy to say its because they were not serious while in school but then u must be aware of that not everybody had some experience of those students had which could range from homes falling apart, no money and food while in school, lecturer victimisation. Some actually may have been due to laziness and bad influence. However, at this time, it will be wrong to be pointing faults and reasons but to simple say what needs to be done. Get more certificates and more experience knowing that promotion and wealth does not come from the north, south, east or west but from God which must of u think is not a factor in life.
Think positive at all times. Trust only in God. Pray He uses people to bless and favour u in life.[/quote]Good!

mooch:
Guy this is Nigeria o. Any thing is possible. Whether with long leg or other wise fact is, it's possible!

I know anything is possible in Nigeria, but i replied because i know SUZE is lying about the her 3rd class graduate friend who works in TOTAL, and of course it can happen but there has to be other conditions underlying not just the 3rd class degree itself!

sheniqua:
Are you listening to his angry rants
Isn't it in Nigeria that people who studied Igbo Igbo BK get jobs at banks before people with business and finance degrees
Is Igbo needed in a bank?

And who is ranting?
watch ur razor mouth oo SHERIFFA or wateva ur name is!!LOL
U have sent a thinly veiled jab at me once in another post but dont let me start with u here luv ok?!

Epiphany:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH, dee, why are you so upset?

LOL
I just hate liars EPIPHANY!
Some things are blatantly untrue yet some people would still wanna take u for a MUGU!lol
Its all fun tho

suze:
i have 2 friends who came out with a third class. One works with a bank. She got the job 6months after nysc, the second one works with total ,he scored the highest in their aptitude test and perdformed well in their interview. There were a lot of other people with 2-1's that wrote the same test that i know and they were not even taken.

I know agirl with 3rd class that works with glo and is earning big.

If u will get a job, u will get.

Shut the fu/ck up!!LIAR
3rd class works in TOTAL? you are having a laff or you are either cooking your response up!
Unless your friend knows someone there who has given him the job not on merit but on personal recognition, then there is no way he can do a graduate job in TOTAL with a 3rd class, absolutely load of ruffle rubbish from u!
No disrespect u can work in TOTAL with a 3rd class but what you do and level of responsibility depends ( You could be  a gaurd, cook, driver, engineering assistants and logistics personnel) and i certainly don't agree your friend does a job above graduate level qualification with a 3RD CLASS unless na "connection"

YOU CAN PROVE IT TO US ALL


@Poster
My guy, with your 3RD CLASS, you can still go all the way, just rack up more qualifications and keep working hard picking up any work experience chances here and there
Not all the 1st class or 2nd class graduates earned, deserved and succeed with it believe me!

begood1:
Hello Toks,
Can someone get a sound one with 250K?
please advice on the type of vehicle which wil be involved.

My brother it is your lucky day because my friend's great-grandfather wants to sell his RENAULT (OKERE) 1967model for 130k!
You would have spare cash of about 120k left so u can spruce it up with a tinted window, alloy wheels, cd blaster and airconditioner

let me know if your interested
it is well in the name of the Lord

agbonivbare

[b]Yar'Adua has contracted the Obasanjo disease; he has spent a do-nothing year at Nigerians' expense. Leaders who know their left from their right can make a difference in one year. Yar'Adua can hardly take credit for

1) "tarring" one mile of road
2) adding any wattage to the national grid,
3) boosting the morale of the nation's underpaid academics,
4)rejuvenating teaching and research in polytechnics and universities.
5) lower the un-employment rate
6) failed to prosecute corrupt ex-leaders
7) unable to provide ways to secure lives and properties

You'd think that a man dogged by serious health problems would wish to improve the state of Nigerian hospitals. Not Yar'Adua, who appears oblivious to the shame of having to be flown to Germany each time he has a serious health risk.

All they do is approve contracts which doesnt get done, fly abroad for treatments, make lofty promises which are never fulfilled, sit down on leather couches in aso rock and approve tarriffs, what a joke![/b][color=#990000][/color]