₦airaland Forum

IpobExposed:
Donald Trump have started blowing whistle because of we the Nigerians. But so called IPOB terrorist are saying he is their man. Rubbish.

Trump continue jare

You did not make any sense.

Seek help.

thanks.

The probability that there is a woman of dignity in the picture is nil.

Before any man was rich, wasn't he poor literally?

Even those born to billionaires came into the world without gold chains... (apologies to those that came with bibles and QUARANS).

Weed no good O.

I'm not a pessimist.

But I just had a thought that as soon as Ameachi was mentioned in connection to this pay, the whole thing will begin a forever twist.

If it was Jonathan or any PDP thief, it will be court cases.


Keep deceiving us.

TheVictorious:
Keep deceiving yourself. What did you learn from your business that is beyond basic arithmetic? Bearing and distances? trigonometric identities? Integral calculus? or perhaps Baye's theorem

I learnt a lot.

At least, the probability of a proud slowpoke responding will be high.

Someone else responded, even disagreed, but very objective with his opinions.

You on the other had, so sad.

See him bragging genius all over.

I've said what I said.

Kill your self

Hmmm....



OK.




Next....

As a top official of NCAN, Igbo division, I am not too impressed with this.

I learnt more of maths when doing business or trying out a business strategy or even when making strategic betting decisions (lol).

In school, I was terrible. I basically paid my way to pass maths subjects! I was really bad. Any maths day was a bad school day for me. But English, wow. Government? Sweet. Even Accounting? Loved it. And our Maths teachers did like they were the forth members of the Trinity. Aside from the fact they were the teachers that knew how to flog, You dare not asked silly questions else you would either be flogged for stretching the class or jeered for being a dull brain.

And I ask... Why am I knowing it now when I'm through with schooling in business field and not when in school?


Many Maths teachers are blessed mathematicians but are not practical with their teaching. Everyday situations and decisions of life teach maths better than genius maths teachers in our schools! Any dullard will understand anything the moment you relate the issue to a personal incident. Eg. finance. All this "find X, find w"...without trying to relate it with something practical, will only make it theory.

We do some form of maths everyday. But I think that just as you develop and study English in practical (even though it's a theory based subject) to be able to communicate with others, rather than being a grammarian, Maths and it's study should be taught practically (and applied to an "off maths" issue) rather learning maths to come to nairaland and say "I sabi maths".

Judas would have looked better...

Why use "Muslim woman"?
The hardship caused by this government is not a respecter of faith.

Can't wait for Shekau's birthday.....

But this is plain wickedness.

And in any case, we should be careful throwing banters at churches.

"they dumped the corpse in front of a church "......

Assuming the press got this one, it would have read....

"DEAD BODY DISCOVERED IN CHURCH PREMISES"...

And then bingo.... The unfortunate especially on nairaland will start their anti church campaign in useless ignorance.

bettercreature:
Remove poverty! It's wickedness at its peak

Seconded.

The same poverty that drove people to crime is the same poverty that provoked people to creativity.

I listened to their interview on radio (ie Bisola and Efe).... and I just have to say that despite not watching the show but following how nigerians were on their throats over actions in the said show, I just loved their being themselves and humble attitude. Just from the interview.


And may this platform lead to greater things in their lives.


Please I'm available to drive Tboss to any private jet of her choice from her home.

Thanks.

I come against the spirit of pride trying to manipulate one of my favorite Naija artists.


Holla at yr boy.

Give everyone a gun, and you shall know who really is a thief.

globalresource:
What has Nairaland turned to??

This one for front page?? MOD on osogbo weed again

Tboss lost. Efe don win the money

Aproko and bad belle no go allow u leave this Tboss alone.

At least she is a celebrity and known around the world. Please who knows OP name?

SMH

Please, remind me of your name.

Angeleena:
he is a strong advocate of the other room, and not girl child education.

On behalf of the NCAN general headquarters, it's Chairman, as well the officials and officer-generals of the Igbo division here in Lagos, I doff my hat for this post.

Hmmm

Op, May God give you things that will provoke laughter in your life from today.

So sad until I read this thread.....


looool.

Nwodosis:
Is this not a gay marriage? Who's the woman here? Please somebody help

Do not be afraid. It's a woman in the wedding gown and not a man.

So it's not gay marriage.

Cyberrex:
They say plus size ladies are romantic, is that true?

True.

Most ladies with the disadvantage of looks make up for it with positive virtues, the expectations and character.

O God! just be our government.

I watched the horror happening in that state and the irresponsibility of the state government towards this issue.....


Please I'm just tired.

Jesus Christ!


This same woman came to Ikeja some time last year around Oba akran GTBANK and did that thing.

I think she was talking about little cash for her Pregnancy scan If my memory is excellent. But people could not help but give money that Monday.

I gave her 1000.



This world!

NextGovernor:
I know what caused the fight.

Bike Man: Your money na 70 naira

Passenger: But na 50 naira I take dey come here everytime now.

Bike Man: Oga na 70 naira

Passenger: You dey craze. If you non wan take leave am. I non get 20 naira

Bike Man: Na u dey craze. Becos u see me dey do bike. U know who I be? I non fit take that 50 naira.

Passenger: I wan commot here so. Collect or you leave am.

Bike Man: Parks his bike, came down and blocked him.

Passenger: Push him out

Then the fight begins because of 20 naira.


The security man try. My hobby is watching two fighting. I go just dey one side dey laugh jeje...

You will make a good reporter at NCAN Igbo division.


See me.

Billionaires are ALWAYS simple in appearance.

The real ones I mean.


The copy cats and wanna bes are the ones always doing the obvious. I won't say more.

Jesus, Please just come.
Make we kuku know say the world wan end.
What is this?

With my experiences in hospitals as of late, I think the days where doctors were the symbol of good things and all what not, ARE OVER!

I wonder who is more wicked. The sickness that takes you to hospital OR the doctor that is more interested in your money and will do even the extreme to make sure you call at the hospital again.

NCANChairman:
Em..............if I call the name of the suspected tribe this lady hails from, many will attack me.

Besides, this work am doing is seke(Secretary) work. I dunno why he will not come and work his work.

I have more important things to do like visiting Edo state, seeing the oba and hang out with some Benin girls.


NcanSecretary abeg please process.

NcanChairman

Good morning sir.

illegalGangla:
Ex don go analyze and restrategize na final hit remain...na im make OGA enter pampe

When you take an exam twice its impossible to fail......

I owe you a bottle of stout.

This Wrestlemania had so many memories.

The proposal, the epic AJ Styles vs Shane match, then the one that made me sad, even though it was expected -Undertaker retiring.


WWE has a lot to do now to up it's game, especially with Undertaker retiring. You can imagine that for decades, many watched WWE to look out for a story line that involves the Undertaker. I'm just wondering for them now.

Obviously the Op has sight issues.
Girls be my guest if you think you can try that, make Dem beat you throw way.
Gender equality my foot.