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People should learn to enjoy a sense of humor.

Idiots just want to die over a comment all because it is said by a pastor, when it was obviously a pass comment and not a directive.

Even God himself has a wonderful sense of humor.

Nonsense.

Good thing of coincidence I'm seeing my name amongst those in the screen shots that ghed......


Lol.

Pls if you are no longer interested in the scheme, leave it for us.

so na una dey cause the chaos I dey see for bank yesterday?

I thought someone died in Sterling bank, with the crowd and chaos, only for me to know it's jamb registration.

After so many years, now back to this way!

botad:
NCAN people over to you!

We are presently working on the story and hopefully, it will be confirmed authoritatively.

Thanks.

Even as I commend this government in Lagos state for the obvious development, it's lust for every penny it's citizens make, should be checked.

Thank heavens for some Ponzis I'm involved in. My expenses from my personal businesses alone in the name of state levies is too discouraging. Haba.

Private business owners will bear me witness to what I just said.

That nairaland moderators have sense.

bloody lies.

But na wa for nairaland sha.

beardlessdude:
NCAN is here, reporting live Maitama, Abuja. Name checked and noted for future references. Na dem be the head in sugar mummyrizing.

Is not only d youths that behave stupid nowadays. Even grown up grandmothers have joined.
Sha no be mama, no be my Aunty so..

Thanks for the report.

Let's take you back live to what Buhari is saying about this.

CarolineOlawale:
See the bittcccch saggy breast. Ice prince is a fool to date a cheap _whore like her.

See this compound LovePeddler.

Are you finer than her? Masquerade.

I just love this man.

Have you farted today?


Stop punishing yourself. And you don't need to spoil the the environment.

Just cross your legs like a decent lady and release it. Remain in that position for sometime and unfold your legs.

See?

You are welcome.

I just love seeing women fighting.

cryptonic:
Guys I heard buhari is about bringing down the fuel price to 25naira per litre
Pls is this true cuz I've been excited on hearing this........

Sir, get your information right.


The price was contemplated. it has not yet been confirmed.

Please, who can help me locate a good mobile toilet around the onipanu axis in Lagos.


Thanks.

Triple H vs Seth Rollins at Wrestlemania will no doubt be the match of the night.

I can speak for myself (and apparently, judging from the numbers that called for their phone verification, we are quite a good number that will agree with me ).....

I'm still in. And I phed again.

Thanks for caring.

cosmatika:
Kafayat from Ibadan, NCAN South West branch over to u

We at NCAN appreciate the gesture. We will be returning live to bring back the concluding story of the report.

Young03:
u never fork better big n oversabi prick

Bet why are you like this?

coolesmile:
No matter how hard life gets, always remember your loved ones before you act.

Word.


And people should show themselves as loved ones to any depressed soul who would usually think they don't have love ones around

youngest85:
How are the mighty fallen......

If everyone had guns, there will never be kidnappers. Who wan die?

Many are in crime because we have more reasonable people that don't believe in arming themselves to destroy others.


In other words, it should be

"How are the cowards fallen".


thanks.

Two things.

It is extremely stupid and really satanic for people that blast people that attempt this thing. I was once a victim of depression (which leads to this act), until a friend refered me to the gym. It worked for me. Other things can equally work for others. It's counselling that deals with this thing, which we should start realizing that it is a sickness.

Secondly, let's admit. This government has indeed failed woefully. Think. People that are known survivors are now going on a suicide spree. They survived military government, PDP 's corruption but now....

It's only an unfortunate hypocrite that will deny the contribution of this government to this trend.


I have so many workers I tip on daily basis from the business I do. I can't imagine what someone working without extra income, will survive without having issues of depression.

But I feel this guy sha.....

But men, I love this side chick. Someone, please, connect us.


See formal dusting.

The humbling of the Afonja wife was simply EPIC.

I give it a ten (over ten).

I always encourage this.
Keep it up.


Your eyes though. Lol

Got complete payment of the 5k package yesterday, after the two folks matched to pay did not pay.

Recycling with another 5k.

But the persons I've been matched to pay have their phones switched off since . I'm now matched to the second person and since morning, that ones phone is off since morning.

If it's to complain and say it is a scam, they can. But to register with functioning lines, no.

Nonsense.

Even some of the names are laughable.

But why is this hitting front page and the testimonies of tens and hundreds of schemes doing well FOR YEARS earn you a ban, if you dare open a thread about them?

Even mentioning their names earn you anti-spam ban!

This is very bad.

REIIGN:
There is indeed a God somewhere

Amen.