₦airaland Forum

In Nigeria, you will be given a huge hero welcome.

How far with the wedding?


I want to see his greedy face.

Now only one slot available.
After this one, I will go and chill for the year. I don try.
I appreciate nairaland for the platform.

I appreciate everyone for the patronage.

Na the thing I dey feed from ke....

Hiss

izzou:
I refuse to be tribalistic

I refuse to join NCAN today


Wetin person no go hear for this world?

Stop fighting the urge.

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Our division gives you the opportunity to maximize your potentials and innovative ideas and thinking in a friendly environment.

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You are welcome to join us.

deebrain, senior correspondent, NCAN.

GoggleB:
War in other Africa country..
Can't imagine what would have happened if GEJ said the same thing in 2015.

Hmmm


Let's pray seriously.

Buhari will say the same thing in 2019.

Not surprised.

This is the governor that favourably competes well with Ambode (Abi Fashola in his days).

But the demonic attitude of Nigerians, choosing political parties rather than performance, might rob him from winning his election.

The bikes are not bad. The riders are.

"For a smart bike ridden by the ignorant, shall only end in disaster".

Hmmm

Sir.

With all due respect to the fact that you were a role model governor while at the helm of affairs in Lagos, You have really disappointed me.

You felt the pain of the recession and concluded it was the worst because you were at the receiving end. You were not in government. You paid for sugar and milk to eat bread.

Now you don't. You wake up in the morning, do you duties to your spouse and freshen up in the posh bathroom.

You go over to eat already made breakfast, lunch and dinner. If you don't eat any, it's because you don't have time for it, NEVER BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE MONEY TO AFFORD IT.

You folks are sick.

People are committing suicide because of hardship and these people are talking like this?!!!!

011, 001, 101, and the likes, have become a new way to define square meals. And you talk?

People have resorted to various schemes whether genuine or fraud just to make money to feed, and you dare compare your time with our own?!

Now it's not about having a job. It's about getting your salary and you dare talk?

I curse the day I voted for you and this government.

I survive by grace and my own businesses, but can you imagine when you go out and see hardship everyday? Hell, the number of fights between conductors and passengers (who don't have money to pay) is almost an every day experience.

May Got judge you for this statement.

I'm really pissed off.

Is it not enough that the scheme was suspended to resume in the next year?

What is this one again?

Besides this is old news superly edited to a current news after the alleged suspension.

Please, can we calm down on this MMM thing till next year?

Haba!

Even God Himself will be wondering whether it is wrong to give us children with the way we allow our personal desires affect them negatively.

You guys are pathetic.
Why trying to stop something that you alleged won't come back?
Kai! Nairaland.

daewoorazer:
[color=#995500]So na rasta jah farai Shina Peters born?

White pap from a black pot[/color]

Whaya talk like this?

Likkle thing like this scatter mi brains out.

Whatta mean "White pap from a black pot"?

Praise the lord.

They are way better than Arik Air

Merry Christmas and a very prosperous New Year 2017

Education sector haf freezed.

Where is the fight ?

mecussey:
Ejaculatiooon...this serves as defence mechnism to relieve you from konji state.

make i find picture....

Bet why are you like this?

The first picture is the face you make when you are looking at the economy vis a vis this year's Christmas.

When "something" in his mind was telling him , "guy. you gat change this attitude", Him go dey say, "abegi! Na something pata pata go kill person! No be me? Eniyan marun (Afonja interpretation of Five persons in one)! Nothing dey happen. I've join bad gang! ".

Now, see how he will spend this year's Christmas .

I also congratulate him.

Or else..... what?

Which Shekau version be this?

TO ANYONE THAT BELIEVES IN THE PHOTO AS AN INTERPRETATION OF HIS HUMBLE PERSONALITY, RECEIVE SENSE IN A CHRISTMAS HAMPER.