₦airaland Forum

flawlessT:
Good for him sha buh its still not ma business

Next time, save your mb.....

namedonfinish:
Boss, I think itz an all street fight oooo..

Edakun, e separate won..

Lori kini?
E fi won le Jo!
(he goes to join them,as he removes his shirt and shadow boxes into the air)

nicerichard05:
I wish this touts can just kill themselves.

Meanwhile Wherever 2 or 3 girls are gathered there is CUCUMBER in their midst

Nairaland PLS, let there be another trending news so that this man can have something doing.

TeGaTeGa1:
Some pple fast sha... Na wa for una network

I feel your pain bro. trying to be the first to comment ba?

ALAYORMII:
Joke:

Hmmm

Women please. Learn to think before talking.
Cos payback does not consider gender.
She is even feminine.

Can I preach?

I'm feeling so JESUS this morning.

Synzu:
Me and ma girl will go nude on our pre-wedding shots!!

Bet why?


Remember that Jesus is coming soon.

His bank alert Na gba gam.

summerflame:
... My stupid friend, how's your life?

I'm fine. how's work?

Receive sense today.

summerflame:
.. Stop acting like a son mode from donated sperms

it's MADE. spell it.


good morning.

summerflame:
stop being foolish and lost like ojukwu

And stop being a waste to your generation and reason properly.

let's learn to take our eyes away from people's other room.



Happy married life

summerflame:
The most expensive joke of the year.. Are u a descendant of the Igbos, flat heads, lost tribe of Israel, or the Ugandans?

Nay.


I am the voice of the one crying in the wilderness that you and your kind, have sense.

Peterpanny:
u are lucky my other 2 accounts are ban if not i would have give you a befiting reply.

and you know how many of mine have been banned? at least you saw my signature.

Befitting replies are always welcomed. At least there is always a good reply for any.

so you are the lucky punk here.


Afternoon.

Wasky101:
NCAN
Reporting from Lagos studio; Nigerians in general are not disappointed about the culprit however they are worried about the crime committed

THIS IS TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT THE NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (NCAN) HAS BEEN BANNED.

THE POPULACE IS THEREBY NOTIFIED THAT ANY ASSOCIATION WITH THE AFORE MENTIONED ORGANISATION IS CONSIDERED CRIMINAL AND AS SUCH, RISK BEING AT THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.



Nigerian Police.

Peterpanny:
its you busybody that need deliverance.

Be quiet and come out of him!

Pretty daughter.
Then Buhari should not be judged wrongly.

His other room is blessed.

midehi2:
see him head like grinding stone

Are you now blaming his creator?
You better repent.

Peterpanny:
Her mother is turning me on.

be delivered in Jesus name.

No matter what, take care of ur child.

He or she will grow up to take care of you like this

You that is foolish to have a child outside marriage, thunder will still fire you. But always remember that the child is innocent.

Don't ever abandon that child.

The day I saw a dead abandoned new born, I almost fainted.

Good move.

Now take action, because responsibility is actually an action.
Tell Nigerians that if by 2018, your party is not able to fulfill their promises to Nigeria, YOU WILL NEGLECT THE 2019 ELECTIONS.

let me tell you that even if you are not able to perform, you will enter the good books of Nigerian history.


Yeye people.

Kingsley1000:
some pessimists aka wailers will still doubt

Oga just be quiet.

There is EVERY reason to doubt.

How sensible are you sef?

The government of today promised heaven and earth.

They cannot fulfill heaven .

Now even the earth we had before, they want to take it away.

Never in this country did we have people commit suicide because of hardship.

Wailers have a point here. Hypocrites don't.

Kgdavid:
Mr man, you better park well or you will soon know that your benin king whom you worship is no power compared to the power of the Almighty.

i am from Edo but there are some aspects of culture that belong solely in the history books. A people should not continue to practice a culture just for the sake of it!

Which of your Benin kings has ever defeated death? Which one can come out today and spread his wings and fly?

When the white man came, why did the Oba not defeat him? Was it not the same Oba who later ran to greet the Queen of England, who was the very person who sacked his kingdom?

Come out of bondage and be free!

Stop wasting your time arguing with them. They need sense.

Na only that one all these foolish traditional crap dey sabi.

Can I prophecy?


Someone will leave his/her personal issues, ignore all the possibilities of having sense and will be seriously thinking of a good insult to post here just to spite the musician for the act.

I'm short of words.

This is a thing of beauty.

Young03:
On behalf of the NCAN

I the general secretary, Is calling our members to come and verify the names with immediate effect


sign...Youngest boss

South South branch

I pray that your youthful reasoning be restored in Jesus name.

GoodSide:
oh please. i would attack you spiritually

I would appreciate that. slowpoke.

GoodSide:
shes more of a lazy ass interior designer.
ever watched phimp my ride.
she just like a tailor..taking out worn out seat covers,using cheap spray on seats,sew new dsshboard covers,foot mats,all that lazy crazy shit.
bet this bich be sucking dicks too.
cheap shit.
lying ass bich.
she aint no carpenter...
stories about her too long for a carpenter.
no one gives a fhuck if it was a micro f bank.
you aint no carpenter.
what the hell you doing behind that gas tank.
wetin consign mechanic with wood.

The effort in the other room that produced you, was a waste.

Thanks.

omamush:
what's the message in this now.. world people

That the cost of dignity for a lady hits new low.


Gender equality? keep dreaming.

Women should start speaking against these things.

This amongst others are the reasons gender equality will only be wishful thinking.