₦airaland Forum

ALAYORMII:
You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow

yorke1:
Pele but on a serious note, your Sense of humour that has long faded away since Buhari brought hardship to the country.

Abi no be who don chop bellefu dey laugh?

Person wey buy 1 bag of rice for 20k go dey laugh

Balkan:
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I dont understand this Thread

GBTYO:
Rely on your Osun juju and leave me with my Fostech Origin 12

https://www.alloutdoor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/origin12_brenneke_DSC7810-660x288.jpg

Keneking:
Source, but this is BOMB

1. "You and your party promised to lead the masses to the Promised Land." Agreed.
2. "On this same score, please instruct your ministers, and insist that they be sincere and polite at those town meetings." Agreed.
3. "You will need to take a critical look at the manner of appointments you have been making." Agreed.
4. "You know quite well that some of the officials of your administration served in previous dispensations." Agreed.
5. "On education, recent appointments you have made in the education sector raise a question: have you really appointed the best?" Agreed.
6. "No political party in Nigeria has a monopoly of looters." Agreed.
7. "Remember that you cannot put a crown on your head. It is the people who put it on you." Agreed.

I agree with you Sir. You have spoken the minds of a few Nigerians. God Bless You. Amen.

PMB claims to have a listening ear. Oya, listen and do the needful.

Begin by sacking the entire economic management team including Emefiele
Next, is to appoint fresh hands to manage our economy
Useless APC government

IamLEGEND1:
Another brave warrior has perished on account of a vagìna.

It is a sad day for the brethren community, worldwide.
But as a guyman myself,I know there is no better way to die than on top a tight vagìna.
Rest in peace Sikiru Olarewanju,you died on duty.
We will remember the name.

delait:
You are not devoted, if you can use rain ☔ as an excuse.