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Crime › Re: 85-year-old Herbalist Arrested With Fresh Human Heart In Lagos (photo) by deebrain(m): 12:03pm On Dec 21, 2018

Oh my...

Politics › Re: Atiku’ll Divide Nigeria If He Becomes President — Miyeitti Allah by deebrain(m): 12:02pm On Dec 21, 2018

An association whose actions greatly questioned our unity, talking this nonsense.

Crime › Re: Man Steals A Live Chicken, Hides It Inside His Manhood (Pics) by deebrain(m): 11:59am On Dec 21, 2018

Josephjnr:
You will have to come and question me in my house...... That police station, I'm not and will never go. 9ja police can install your memory and install a new one.

Crime › Re: Man Steals A Live Chicken, Hides It Inside His Manhood (Pics) by deebrain(m): 9:20am On Dec 21, 2018

Josephjnr:
We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

INVITATION TO LIAISE WITH THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

Sir,
Kindly report yourself to the nearest police station for details about the aforementioned reasons.

We equally need you for some questioning over incessant disappearances of live chickens (agric broilers) in the custody of distinguished officers of the force.

Your presence will be greatly appreciated.

Signed
NPF Headquarters.

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Celebrities › Re: 'if I Do Amazing Songs It Won't Trend' - Olamide Defends His New Song by deebrain(m): 3:45am On Dec 21, 2018

Wrong sir.
Eni duro was a comic relief and brought you to limelight.

Celebrities › Re: Khloe Rocks Purple Hair To Dremo Concert. Photos by deebrain(m): 3:43am On Dec 21, 2018

At least she is not naked

Nairaland General › Re: My Stammering Issue Is Depressing Me by deebrain(m): 3:39am On Dec 21, 2018

Alexk2:
It's not a disease neither is it a curse my brother. You're unique and amazing just the way you are and I encourage you to love yourself first and never let anyone put you down. There'll be people who won't understand or who choose to display there ignorant; ignore them and just live your life happily as much as possible. You'll get better or learn to overcome that challenge by keep talking wherever and whenever possible not to keeping quite....so face the fear and learn to enjoy doing so. God is your strength.

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Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Reveals What Happened After She Met A Troll by deebrain(m): 3:38am On Dec 21, 2018

Social media gives trolls the opportunity for a glimpse of limelight.

They are actually cowards. They are good at grammar and attacking online but offline, they even lack self confidence.

Sports › Re: Pictures Of Kanu, Ighalo & Tobi @ The Final Of The Oshoala Football Clinic by deebrain(m): 3:33am On Dec 21, 2018

IYANGBALI:
I hear say this babe's mouth odour na follow come, e no get part two

Her bad mouth of achievement has earned so much better than your good breath of emptiness.

Health › Re: Pregnant Lady Slumps And Dies At BRT Terminal In Lagos by deebrain(m): 3:17am On Dec 21, 2018

braine:
Very sad. It could be stress. Lagos stress.

But still, I doubt is the hospital actually tried "their best." Their best always comes only when they see money. Lagos hospitals don't send anybody.

The stress.

Celebrities › Re: Banky W Campaign Posters Defaced, RMD Reacts (Photos) by deebrain(m): 8:17pm On Dec 20, 2018

IamD18:
As a husband, it feels good to impregnate your wife.

I'm lost

Celebrities › Re: See How Fans Reacts To Olamide And Lil Kesh New Song 'logo Benz' by deebrain(m): 8:07pm On Dec 20, 2018

Wow...

The only Olamide song I like remains that first hit song Eni duro (probably for the comic relief and dramatic video).. and maybe Omo anifowose...

The rest of his songs, I just don't know.

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Crime › Re: Facebook Slay King And Slay Queen Fight In Lagos. Photos by deebrain(m): 5:26pm On Dec 20, 2018

Hmmm

Shout out to all that allowed the fight to go on.

Bless you, combatants. These form of fights should be encouraged.

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Politics › Re: FG Declares Holidays For Christmas, New Year by deebrain(m): 8:40am On Dec 20, 2018

I want to make a request to my co- members of nairaland. I want to make a request to my family and my friends.

I want to wish them a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

Thank you.

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Crime › Re: Pandemonium As Fight Breaks Out After Woman Slapped Her Colleague. Photos by deebrain(m): 10:47pm On Dec 19, 2018

Bless you ladies

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Blasts Men Who Sexualized Kids Wearing Bum Shorts by deebrain(m): 7:01pm On Dec 19, 2018

Wrong

Romance › Re: Man Dies In Hotel During Sex Competition After Seventh Round by deebrain(m): 11:56am On Dec 19, 2018

Women are better and stronger (cos they are more in the receiving of energy than dissemination of such) in sex. Especially when you hit the thing (spot) well and get orgasm.

They are however naturally disciplined than the men.

I salute the deceased for the great courage as shown in this course and to the country in general.

Rip.

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Celebrities › Re: Gifty Powers Reveals The Father Of Her Child - Photos by deebrain(m): 9:04am On Dec 18, 2018

God. This generation is gradually going the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Values are gone. And such a beautiful and innocent child brought into this.
God help us.

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Politics › Re: Governor Dave Umahi Pictured In His Farm by deebrain(m): 4:14am On Dec 18, 2018

zoba88:
His Excellency Engr Dave Nweze Umahi is a man to be emulated by other leaders in the country.Umahi was pictured doing practical in his farm.

One word for him

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/12/see-what-ebonyi-governor-umahi-pictured.html

Performing hypocrite.

Career › Re: Enugu Workers Receive 13th Month Salary by deebrain(m): 4:08am On Dec 18, 2018

Wow..

#Pray4Kogiworkers.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Slays In Short Chic Cold-shoulder Gown by deebrain(m): 11:09pm On Dec 17, 2018

Excellent dresser.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Celebrate, Pray For Buhari On 76th Birthday by deebrain(m): 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2018

Happy birthday sir.

I wish you the best for yourself, your family and agricultural businesses.

We thank God for healing you and restoring you back to your feet, health wise.

We appreciate all you have tried to do in office.

However, as President of Nigeria, you have been a gross disappointment. No mincing words.

I think its really you (not a clone) but the failure is so overwhelming, people are wondering if it is possible a patriotic leader will lead his country like you are doing sir. If you were performing, and the clone allegations came up, trust me, Nigerians will denounce it as an American ploy to rubbish our national pride.

Its your birthday, not intending to cast aspersions on your person. Not today.

May you continue to live long to see your children and enjoy your family.

Asper leading our country, and your intention to continue, it is only God that can forgive you.

Happy birthday, once again.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Caused Delay In Buhari Forming Cabinet, Says Presidency by deebrain(m): 6:11pm On Dec 17, 2018

Wow... this is so hilarious.

2015 is not that far that one cannot remember...

Like seriously, this APC campaign organization keep turning the PDP camp into heroes.

A government that cannot take responsibility is a disgrace.

Simple.

I think Lai Mohammed has been beaten by both Femi Adeshina and Garba Shehu.

Their lies are so overwhelming.

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Crime › Re: Oyinbo Man To Yahoo Boy: "Your Juju Ain't Working On Me, Renew Your Soap" by deebrain(m): 4:32pm On Dec 17, 2018

We seem to forget, these folks gave us the level of supposed sense we have today...

I wonder where all our jujus were when they came with guns and tricks and for mirrors and onions, took blacks away into slavery.

Just give it time... One day we will have to use juju on ourselves because they would have mastered our juju and will probably be the ones teaching us new and unknown ones.

Nonsense

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Health › Re: Abdulwahab Mohammad, Judge Slumps, Dies After A Tooth Removal Procedure (Photos) by deebrain(m): 4:26pm On Dec 17, 2018

GOFRONT:
Cheiii

"Judge not and u shall not be judged".......but he has judged and God will judge him accordingly..

Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Awilo Logomba Pictured Together by deebrain(m): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2018

Awilo... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...

This man made African music so popular globally.

And men! He has the secrets of looking young...

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Crime › Re: 2 Young Ladies Fighting in class, panties exposed, video goes viral (Photos) by deebrain(m): 6:05pm On Dec 16, 2018

Bless you ladies.

Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Remarries Diane Oputa, Arrives In Keke (Wedding Photos) by deebrain(m): 9:57pm On Dec 15, 2018

Cute

Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Co-Tenant’s 2-Year-Old Son In Lagos. Graphic Photos by deebrain(m): 8:42pm On Dec 15, 2018

Where are the days children were safe with women?

I expected that there is supposed to be an internal yearning in a typical woman the moment they are in contact with children.

This generation has lost it.

And to do this to a fellow woman.... gosh... this is too much.

Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: I Used My Money To Look Expensive With Empty Bank Account by deebrain(m): 8:12pm On Dec 15, 2018

Ah

Wise parents.

Wise decision

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Agriculture › Re: Rice Mill Opens In Ini, Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by deebrain(m): 8:11pm On Dec 15, 2018

GavelSlam:
Tonye, say thank you to Buhari.
Udom has done well but we must all admit this is Buhari's vision

Buhari ke?

Celebrities › Re: Akpororo Swags Up In Nice FILA Outfit (Photos) by deebrain(m): 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2018

Cool

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