₦airaland Forum

Asper the second picture, Vaseline crew, over to you...

Sir, how about fencing your farmlands?

Political parties aside, this governor is a disgrace to his God.

Lord

Such a wicked soul!!

If people he has wronged had his mindset, he would have no guarantee of seeing December to revenge a wrong done to him.


WHERE IS JUNGLE JUSTICE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!!

Can you see our Nigerian Police?

That's how in other related cases, they would,without proper investigation, molest and even kill innocent people.

Her saving grace is that she was not rounded up on the spot. It would have been another story.

That's why that doctor that checked the Ebola issue, should be more honoured than how she is today.

Most Nigerians, IN ALL TRIBES are dirty!

Ebola would have swept this country to extinction.

JONNYSPUTE:
The man is a fool. Are we not supposed to rewash vegetables with clean water and salt before consuming them? Attention seeker.

So because you will rewash with clean water means this should be justified?

Sir. That's very wrong of you.

Hmmm

WinningEleven:
He's saying the truth.
People like SOWORE who would develop Nigeria aren't given chances.
Instead we concentrate on a lifeless animal and a shameless thief

I can't but agree more.

Like seriously, let's be sincere. The two main contenders are a pathetic lot. I can't forget 1999-2007 Obasanjo Atiku era. And they used the "long reign of the military" as excuse for the rubbish of government they did (despite their little initiatives).

This present government is the one that went totally demonic! Not even in the civil war, was there so much hopelessness. Suicide is almost a daily news. We have gotten to a point that if you read that people are killed, its almost normal news. Human lives today does not matter.

Its between Lucifer and Leviathan in 2019.

Starboytwo:
So assassins discreetly evaded security at the gate... Enter house and located the senators bedroom but like all those 'film trick the senator ekweremadu was sleeping with one eye open and summersalted off the bed and in one deft move kicked one of the assassins with an "assault rifle in the groin and that one was left squabbling on the floor screaming " chi mooo.... Senator turned to face the next assassin(who still could not shoot because he doesn't want the security to know) and both started fighting with swords "Pan Pan Pan, little did the assassins knew the senator was a student of shaolin temple and was a master swordsman, to cut story short senator ekweremadu disarms two assassins with ak-47 with his bare hands...


That's how it happens y'all...

Lol.

Nigerian politics look like film trick.

Monitor Lizard sir

Xaos:
When I was small, my mom told me that life is harsh and we don't always get what we want. I didn't understand at the time but after rushing in with my Vaseline but only to see 10 tubers of yam... I think I get the point now MA.

Good, that you learnt the hard way...

Go and sin no more.

atikulated2019:
My gf said if I get 20 likes tonight she would succk my diikk

Congratulations

Congratulations to all members of the Vaseline crew on nairaland.

Let's pray

Oma307:
seriously we need to move the lagoon from Lagos to another state probably kogi state

I beg your pardon!

Are you suggesting a wiping away of a state because of the curse they have as a governor?

emmie14:
Fine guy like you. Maybe you just joined the trade. Kogji is SW neighbours. Not surprised.

Sir please, outgrow your feeding bottle.

Oh My...

Let's wait till tonight.

Who knows? Pharaoh might finally let my people go

You have really followed this strike industry.

We have abused the term of feminism. Its a celebration of the abilities of the woman who like the scripture states, will do all those responsibilities and stand her own in respect and dignity.

Our feminism today is more or less, looking at the woman as a victim that should be compensated by the opposite sex. It is turning most women to frustrated and lazy monsters!

Pretty...

Hmmm

LiveWireForum:
Good read.
Am confused about something and I really need clarification.
*President Buhari was born on the 17th of December, 1942 (75 years Old)
*President Buhari wrote his WAEC exam in 1961 based on logistic, if we are to calculate
1961- 1942 = 19 years.
So it's Safe to say that, the pics on his Certificate was him at age 19. Am rather surprised and confused at the same time. That picture is giving me headache.

I like your objective thinking.

Fear not. The truth will soon come out.

What or who were you to support before?

Nonsense.

OK, as you have chosen Buhari over Atiku, we should like the babies in Lagos, start supporting Buhari?


Are these people high or what?

Oh My...

Hmmm

shutto:
Hhmmm

Are you kidding me?

I was here first!

Africa.

Buhari




OK




Its Busari.

Laps are always tempting to see.

The sight inspires the pleasant sensation if touched.

Do not be deceived, O son of man.

They are no different than those of her that closes all her assets in dignity.


Take correction, O ye of the Vaseline Crew.

Saw it on TV....


I mean, these people!
They feel the same joy, the same pain like me.

They also rejoice when alert enters their phones. They frown when fart is perceived. They are human beings for Heavens sake!

The killings of this administration overshadows any kind of achievement it thinks it has had.

Always cute

May your joy continue.

Always remember these pictures whenever you go through challenges when they come.

Cos that's when we hear the "we are not compatible", "he is a devil and animal selfish idiot", "she is a mammy water, destiny killer" lines.

Remember that many on social media and nairaland are demon possessed who are bored seeing some good news but will be super excited when they hear the man beat Mercy and Ronaldo off the senses of the woman, or the woman gives us essays on abusive feminism about the man, or probably stabs the man to death and says "self defence".

Remember the things that made you laugh about yourselves while taking these pictures. They are so real. They are reality only if you accept that they are.

Never let anyone tell you that love, marriage and happiness etc doesn't exist.

Enjoy your home and congratulations.