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Super cool

Wizkid so handsome then...

Still not bad today sha...

Never let it get to the point where a near death experience makes you grateful and thoughtful about God.

Yes. In such situation, you don't hear tithe issues. You don't hear the dates of Christmas issues. You don't hear whether God has a mother argument. Then, You give praise like an ode!

StRichard:
Most useless governor ever liveth

Wrong.

That title goes to Kogi governor, Mr Yahaya Bello

Mean Jean!


Rip sir!

Over familiarity brings contempt

There is so much poverty in the land. Like seriously.

Bear with me, Nairaland. I don't know what to say on this matter

For one... I love his dance steps.

ojun50:
nd buhari is nigerian looting machine

I've not really considered Buhari a looting machine.


He is more or less, a killer.

Seriously?

To Phyno's credit, he has been consistent.

He really was not the overall blown artist, like Davido or Wizkid, but he has maintained that noticeable spot since his debut

My reaction...

This is what is called, in computer terms, "Formatting".

Cool.

The meme of the year (Nairaland) goes to...





This Mr..

ainas247:
Who remembered Timi ft MI "Heaven Please"?
Great song.

Check my profile to rank your business no#1 on Google

That song is a real deal...

Onyi22:
I tap into her curve

Receive it. Receive it afresh.

Amen.

JasonScoolari:
My tailor disappointed me today. Sad thing is that I gave him the material on the 10th of this month.


I am thinking of what to use to kill him.

I advice that you don't kill anyone this period.

But what a tailor!

I'm amazed. We still have some sensible people in nairaland.

Very matured opinion.

Merry Christmas to you

We should stop bringing religion and political parties into this man issue.

Yahaya Bello is unfortunately, the worst Governor in Nigeria. Rather than performance, he tries to double as information minister or campaign manager for the government.

I have been following Kogi salary issue since the last payment (after 5/6months) of no salary, August/ September.

It is a big shame. Where is the conscience of our leaders for heavens sake?!!!

A very merry Christmas to everyone in nairaland

Riot

Very big congratulations

Never do that

In those days, you only saw that people were demon possessed in deliverance services in night vigils.

Today, check out peoples opinion about others online! Things they dare not say in the outside.

The freedom social media brings gives you the opportunity to identify these possessed ones.

Objective opinions are so lost, especially in social media.

Enjoy sir

Congratulations...
May your wedding bring the best of success

I'm so so happy for this family!
This is good news. God prosper your family and your bundle of joy!

braveboy64:
our governor am speaking for everybody

You are not speaking for me.
I can't vote for Tinubu's bouncing baby boy.

Oh my...

An association whose actions greatly questioned our unity, talking this nonsense.

Josephjnr:
You will have to come and question me in my house...... That police station, I'm not and will never go. 9ja police can install your memory and install a new one.

Josephjnr:
We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

INVITATION TO LIAISE WITH THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

Sir,
Kindly report yourself to the nearest police station for details about the aforementioned reasons.

We equally need you for some questioning over incessant disappearances of live chickens (agric broilers) in the custody of distinguished officers of the force.

Your presence will be greatly appreciated.


Signed
NPF Headquarters.

Wrong sir.
Eni duro was a comic relief and brought you to limelight.