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CelebritiesRe: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Deejavuu(f):
Wow! See smiles on some faces too. "Street" life has different types tho!

Poly bags everywhere, because they don't recycle these things. Too bad
Foreign AffairsRe: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by Deejavuu(f): 4:42pm On Jan 26, 2016
GANJAFARMER:
Hehe.... cheesy

Is that you on your dp ? Me like grin
Yes yes....

Thanks... Had an artist over grin

Are you gonna use this moniker till the other one gets outta jail
Foreign AffairsRe: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by Deejavuu(f): 4:29pm On Jan 26, 2016
GANJAFARMER:
The half cooked beans is a story of horror that doesn't exist.
Your rich prisoners sleep in five star hotel rooms under the comfort of a woman including their wife and only have to be ferried back to prison custody in the morning tongue grin
The Gaylord thing is consensual at least , after all it's all good to try both ways sometimes. cheesy
Mind you , I'm as straight as a candle . grin
Lool grin
Try both ways indeed, better wear iron pants to sleep and
Stay outta trouble tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by Deejavuu(f): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2016
GANJAFARMER:
grin grin for a long time menh!

Jail dey sweet sometimes nau. tongue
Aww! You like trouble sha grin

Sweet kè, with half cooked beans and gay.lords lipsrsealed
Foreign AffairsRe: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by Deejavuu(f): 3:38pm On Jan 26, 2016
GANJAFARMER:
We the good people of Nigeria deserve this kind of law to checkmate the excesses of our one wife system that is being forced on us by our women. grin

With this kind of law in place , I'm sure of landing Deej.avuu and carac.ta on top one bed at the same time .

Everything go just dey double double . grin grin
You have been thrown in again sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 3:36pm On Jan 26, 2016
Nubian113:
Hun weekend was awesome thanks. How are you? Missed you so what I miss huh
Awww, great!missed ya too bbe kiss

Nothing much tho, same ol shii grin
RomanceRe: This Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Deejavuu(f): 11:36pm On Jan 25, 2016
ronald4lif:
Lol. Money is good o. Make man forget that thing, after all side chicks plenty for town and with such a gargantuan sum they would suffocate the guy with their 'wares' sef. grin
Lmao. See you grin
RomanceRe: This Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Deejavuu(f): 10:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
ronald4lif:
Well, in truth I might be tempted to take a leap if such inducement is baited but I'd want to think I would live a life full of misery and twinge which could result to an untimely death. So, who enjoys the money and of what benefits will it be if I don't enjoy the money?
At the emboldened ME! wink

Forget every other yarns money makes us forget some ish, when we balling
RomanceRe: This Pretty Lady Is Ready To Settle Down For Marriage: See Her Conditions by Deejavuu(f): 10:32pm On Jan 25, 2016
ronald4lif:
With such carnose and a sasquatch body mass like that, I won't date her for a £10million gran.

I would have adviced she hits the gym but that would be an exercise in vainness. She should buy clay and mould his spec of a man as her search is a waste. grin
Sarcasm undecided
FoodRe: See What I Prepared For Lunch Today by Deejavuu(f): 3:34pm On Jan 24, 2016
sad

Pictures? ?
RomanceRe: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Deejavuu(f): 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2016
ronald4lif:
Lol. I like them "obstacles" wella. So? undecided
Lol. It wouldn't be enough sad
RomanceRe: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Deejavuu(f): 10:31pm On Jan 23, 2016
ronald4lif:
Deeja..vuu, is 1500 not going to be enough to cook ogbono soup for us? undecided
Of course it's gonna be more than enough! You know you don't like "obstacles" in soups. Just cray fish kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 4:11pm On Jan 23, 2016
Nubian113:
Deeja.vuu kiss
Baibee, how's the weekend? kiss
RomanceRe: This Lady Did All These To Her Man And Still Got A Ring! (photo) by Deejavuu(f): 3:55pm On Jan 23, 2016
Story! It can only happen in "meme land"...

Some guys like crazy, but not this type
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Guy Replies Church That Asked God To Change Their Smell by Deejavuu(f): 11:33am On Jan 23, 2016
Lmfao. .. cheesy cheesy grin

Epic reply!
RomanceRe: Is She A Chronic Liar Or Is This Madness? by Deejavuu(f): 6:31pm On Jan 22, 2016
It's possible she has a twin and they were separated at birth undecided

Only thing I can think of if this story is true
CelebritiesRe: "Maima Is Not Guilty!" -ice Prince Throws Shocker by Deejavuu(f): 3:52pm On Jan 19, 2016
Fuckery raised to power infinity


Who cares bout your drama ice. Behave like a MAN.
RomanceRe: Categories Of Ladies In Romance Section Of Nairaland by Deejavuu(f): 3:51pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nubian113:
Look at this ugly irrelevant dimbat trying her very best to belong. B!tch you accuse me of number1 then go and created a thread to lickass (number 3)

You ugly fool let me send you some Diana and foot cream! Fvckin hoes keep me off your list.

Ugly fvckin bi!tch I hope I've lived up to your expectations. Fvckin ugly hooooker! grin grin grin grin
shocked shocked shocked

Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot cheesy wink kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by Deejavuu(f): 10:47pm On Jan 16, 2016
MrCork post= :D42044500:
Good News Bro.... They will hate you no more:

kashyBaby - BANNED!!!
nubian113 - Almost BANNED!!.
smiley
Lmao grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

You're a case i swear còc ky joe cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 10:43am On Jan 16, 2016
Truckpusher:
Pad it up and shake the damn thing .

No just mess give me abeg. cheesy grin
Padded ones nor dey bounce. Too strong.


Fine girls don't mess. We release roses tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 10:35am On Jan 16, 2016
Truckpusher:
Thank you thank you thank you !!! You're far too kind .

Oya nau , twerk for my release from long incarceration . grin

*drags a chair while waiting for my twerking*
Lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy

My ass too flat for twerking embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 10:15am On Jan 16, 2016
Truckpusher:
Hi! Deeja.

I've been in jail for the past one month off and on. grin

Just got my freedom this morning. cheesy

Good morning Nubia. n113. grin
But you sef like trouble sha. Coolu coolu temper grin cheesy


New mod in that section, new rules
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 10:14am On Jan 16, 2016
[quote author=Truckpusher post=42025310][/quote]Lool see my trouble maker hunk cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tea With Lola by Deejavuu(f): 10:12am On Jan 16, 2016
Truckpusher:
You're welcome my beautiful lady. kiss

Where is Deejavuu my old ,tested and trusted love?
I'm here, i know you were incarcerated angry sad

Welcome back kiss
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 9:50am On Jan 16, 2016
Nubian113:
I no go sleep that sleep either undecided
You're learning pidgin fast. That's nice, a Naija husband awaits you grin
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 9:49am On Jan 16, 2016
Nubian113:
Quit hallucinating there's no one here grin grin
shocked shocked angry

They disappeared, because it isn't a controversial thread. Wasn't hallucinating embarassed
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 9:24am On Jan 16, 2016
iAmCharis:
Lol dey there. Very soon I'll start collecting commission upon citing that quote. grin

Was very bad. I go gist you later... If you're not busy undecided
Oshey Abraham Lincoln tongue

Only sleep o, but just holla sha. Pele kiss


See people viewing undecided Nubian113 told ya cheesy
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 9:05am On Jan 16, 2016
iAmCharis:
Lol
He that can overcome scratching krokro can overcome anything in life - MistaCharis 2016 gringrin
I need to teach you one language like that make we take dey code things wink

My own fit make you cry cry cry
See fake quote o tongue

Okay , good. Is it that bad cry
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 8:41am On Jan 16, 2016
iAmCharis:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy thank God you remembered. cheesy cheesy
If you hear my own story eehn cry cry

Naaaah I left same day. grin
It ain't easy tho. Lol grin grin

Awww wetin happen?
RomanceRe: Rate Your Lips by Deejavuu(f): 8:35am On Jan 16, 2016
iAmCharis:
I dey jare. Had a horrible night. sad
I see you spent your night here. grin How that way?
Lol. Mine too was horrible, couldn't sleep, i wanted to use that method before but snapped out of it cheesy cheesy

You remember the method that brings peaceful sleep wink

Apart from that, everything is fine fine . Still in IB?

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