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You guys are just too good. I'm drowning in nolstagia. You got good memories.

Anyone remember this one done by a group of guys

me i like this girl,
she no dey give me wahala
she no dey give me palava

this girl i like u,


something like that.

What about this one done by one of the Murray Bruces

Eje ka jo, eje ka jo, e di de, sth , sth sth



Who remembers Jesus i love you, Jesus i love you Jesus i love you because you died for me,
by Lauryn Okotie?

sexy omomo

For no reason? I'd slap you back.






wwyd if it's raining and the only available shelter is a madman's/woman's 'apartment'?

Deceit is sweet but its fruit is evil. I think if we start being sincere with ourselves the solution will emanate just the same way this deceit emanated from our original (good) nature.

zomseng

If because he is playing you you want to turn around and play him then i guess you should also get prepared for more from him. The game will continue and you become worse for it. There's no place where two wrongs make a right.
Just forget about him and tread a new path.

I'd turn a full time born-again (really dunno anything else)






wwyd if Jesus Christ starts coming now?

No way








Tried to seduce your best friend's lover?

I'd return it, i don't want shit no more. PH and the entire south-south is messed up. We're trying to get 'em guns off the sreets here.






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zemos

Nope and won't







Did not pay when the conductor / driver forgot to ask for your fare?

Can't a brother get to feel his girl cos she's a virgin?
Please, you virgins (if there are any) shouldn't take my comments the wrong way. I am not trying to discredit you in any way.
Just being expressive of how you make some guys feel sometimes.

Well, if you use little kisses to get to their pants, i don't. I guess i'm way too mature not to know what i want and how to go about it.

Nope, never drank garri with dried meat.





Peeped on lovers screwing?

I'd call my rescuer, Jesus!



What if you woke up and found yourself sleeping naked next to a retard?

Like Denex, i get a bit awkward when i'm with virgins. They're just too overprotective of that 'isle'. You want just a warm kiss, they're thinking you want to lure them to take off their pants. You do a little touche-touche, the same thing. You have them sit on your laps or when sleeping you get 'too' close, forget it, they won't sleep again.
Abeg their wahala too much.

My man, i'm sure you knew you were going to set the stage for an all-out girls' fight.
Well, you succeeded anyway.

I am waiting for the final verdict. Shame on Pfizer, they had to wait to be dragged to court.

I really dig this one. Lifted my spirit and reminded me of cunny women can be.

[quote author=Man-eater link=topic=67966.msg1319872#msg1319872 date=1185272873]@ Fly, how do u know he's not playing u already with the "Marriage and Travel" card. Guys know most naija girls will jump at that opportunity and thats what to use to entice them.

your already being played, especially if u know he doesnt want to marry u. i know a guy that tricked a chic with getting her a UK visa just to get in her pants and when it was done, he bailed.[/quote]This guy is right. I'm sure you're going to be the subject of mockery when he is together with the other lady.
Just bail out now, confront him and pray he only promised the other lady marriage to play games with her.
But in any case i think he's dangerous cos both of yo may just be preys to him.

Let's leave Militia for a while and face the topic.
If you want to dig anything out about her start a new topic.

Next time you think of a virgin, have the Virgin Mary in your mind. Think of the perfect affection she had. No wonder some christian sects honour her.

Rams, crabs, bulls, fishes, scorpions, etc. None is as much a sign for affection as a Virgin.

delawking:
its impossible for a teller to mistakenly post N300m into a wrong account

so just like someone said, the manager, the auditor and 2 other people in the operations unit will surely know there was a 300m deposit for that day and find out the details regarding the account.

i am so sure the guy cooked up the story to "bobo" his friend

Did you actually read my lips?, sure you did.

@ trendy
i hope and pray you dont cheat on him, but what will happen if he cheats on you?

@trendy
and bencobenz

what's your sign trendy?

Thanks guys, i'll check them out.

@iice,
u're not far from being correct, we're also considerate

johnnygan:
Look, i can get married to any girl my heart desires. Virgin or Not. Dun care because LOVE matters.
Duh!

That makes us two for now.

kelvin:
Mistakes like that really happen. I've witnessed one with about 100,000 but it was traced almost immediately.

Exactly my point.

kelvin:
However, I am not sure if 300M can be debited in someones account by mistake , the owner of the account can be traced right into his bedroom.

You just stated my points in another light.