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She does.


What the hell is IT (apart from it being Information Technology)?

Crazy and cool. I bet the truckie's ass will be up in flames when those lads get to him.

I'll go mad again.



You?

I thought i answered that question before (open sesame)




Why are girls attracted to fine boys?

The closest i've been is a girl living on weeds



Ever been April fooled?

Geecee i don't know what you were thinking. Didn't you see

deekseen:
End Of Matter.

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No one will reply this, cos it's d end.

Forgotten his name but he lives in Ajegunle.





You want to marry his daughter?

Gunners-haters, when will you guys give us the respect due us?

You guys see everything bad in every good fortune that comes our way.

Well, i bet at the end of the season a lot of you guys will start claiming GUNNERS FOR LIFE cos that's what we're set out for - to RULE.

Sleep with my boss for promotion. . .

Much as i'd like to i don't really trust office romance because someday somehow things will get dirty and my office image will get tainted.

What will happen if she starts to fancy someone else, say a new employer?

I could get as much fresh picks outside as i would like, but never will i try funny things in the office. Except of course, this person is not my boss and we're naturally attracted to each other.

What i gather from the story is that the relationship was so bad between both of them and neither was ready to be responsible and somehow someway they 'incidentally' met online and both became 'unfaithful' and they later found out to mark the end of the marriage.

What a story!

I personally think they're both finding the easiest way out of the relationship and no one should tell me it's an absolute coincidence for both of them to be chatmates. Atleast one of them hooked the whole thing up

Girls always find excuses for their weakness (inferiority) to men and they cook up bullshits like this to console themselves. I have no reason to argue here, it's pointless. I think it's still a mystery to many of you how guys always get so much love and attention even when you try your best to write them off.

The secret is this: WHILE GUYS USE BOTH THEIR HEADS AND THEIR HEARTS, GIRLS ONLY MAKE USE OF THEIR HEARTS! No control, and when they flop, they blame it on guys and brand him names.

You girls should just stop trying, God Himself made you out of a bone from a guy's rib. . . You can never get close to US guys.

End Of Matter.

Nice, i like it.

Heard he's been moved to National Museum in Lagos, check him out there.



Why do you care about OBJ's whereabouts?

There's is no one else to answer them.



Can you tell me a joke?

Cos It's God's own Land


Is Nigeria really the Isreal of Africa?

This is the best thing i've read today. Nice one.
I should take a cue, perhaps.

The plan is to kidnap them.



Why do people go to countries where they don't want them?

I don't know what to say

Went to see the sexy virgins that live there.



You want to come too?

I'm still thinking _{(i hope i will have enough time to do so when it's for real)}




You?

This is damn funny. I like it.

No question


wwydi your next step mysteriously takes you to Afghanistan with an American citizenship in your hand?

Never and will not.



Ever being caught naked by the opposite sex (not you family member)?

Nope, it just has calibrations for checking how deep and wide a p***y is.


Are you a hermaphrodite?

It's only good to fry akara with.



Is it palm oil you have flowing through your veins?

I like pink so much that my driver's license has PINKSON on it as my name.


What word rhymes with pink?

I'd accept if only it's for a job placement.





you?

She showed it to me alone


Why do you like seeing nude girls?

Nope


u?

I said it before and i'm saying it again: VIRGOans are the most Romantic

Depends on my mood. I may bark on a bad day, or ignore them on a good day.



U?

yep, it wasn't funny though



had a fart leak out loud in public or in front of your friends?