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I'm so happy that she and her husband could over all the scandal.
Congratulations!

Since u're hell-bent on eating dis girl's pie go meet babalawo. Moderator, u can close dis thread nw.

Daniel, pls i also need the info on sports betting. Mail to dexxiest@yahoo.com
thanks.

That was a good one. One more way to handle obstinate illiterates.

Na wa 4 OOU oh! i heard (about to confirm) that their Post UME form is N10,500 plus Bank Commission of N500 i.e amounting to 11k, thief i say Thives. It's not even worth it, abi wetin Una think.

I received some pics, a dvd, a season's greetings card and a handwritten letter from a friend in the US about 5 years ago. She slipped some dollar bills in it too. I also received a brochure from TOEFL right about that time. Before then I got my SAT result through the same means. So we can't rule out the importance of Postal Service, though there's still much to be done there. . . i can't entrust them with very vital and urgent documents - i got my SAT result from a friend after i'd made up my mind on my choice of school.

Luckiest, it's very clear you're running out of luck here.

Okay. . .be right back

Ikwerre language is completely igbo( a variety of igbo, that is . . . just as there are other varieties across the east) but no Ikwerre man nor his land is Igbo. The Ikwerres have to communicate and distinguish themselves from the Igbos, hence the 'R' at the beginning of some names and other changes both in spelling and pronunciation. We have English as the most widely spoken language here in Nigeria, so we're now English abi? We even went further to develop our own brand of English (Nigerian English) to distinguish it from the Englishman's brand.

Anyone saying Ikwerre as a tribe is Igbo should very well go down to Opobo and divide the land in three - Efik, Ibani and Igbo. Or should say Kalabari belongs to Okirika or vice-versa.

Ibime and a few others have being right all along - Port Harcourt has grown beyond its original territory and now extends from the Okirika / Kalabari dominated areas to Ikwerre dominated areas (Obio / Akpor). As a matter of fact Port Harcourt (Town) is a central dwelling place for all Rivers people.

Now, i want someone to say that Okirika is also an Igboland since till this present day they still use Igbo dialect to describe things. Like: ngaji - spoon, aziza - broom, akpa - bag, Opara - First male child, Ada - First female child, Ngozi - to describe multiple births like Twins (as a form of blessing) and they still have names like Imama - Thanks, to mention a few. This is the same reason Borokiri (Fishing Port in Okirika) had an Igbo name in the first place.

It's very funny for people to say someone from one tribe, because of his political influence, can change the spelling and pronunciation of names in another tribe. He cannot even effect a change, on his own, in his own tribe - Na him create the tribe? If it was possible, since Yorubas and Hausas have had more political influence than any other tribal sect, then we should be having names like Okeshuku instead of Okechukwu and so on.

As it stands today, Port Harcourt has more land in Ikwerre dominated areas but Port Harcourt is tribeless. It's for the Rivers people.

It beats me to see people come here to try to deceive others with pig-shit facts.

My PH people, it's been a very long while.

Since i relocated from PH to Ibadan and now Lagos i've always found it hard to come here (especially due to the fact that Seun changed some things on Nairaland).

But blood is thicker than water, even if i grew up in Lag and now work and live here, my heart is still with the Garden city.

So i just dey shoutout to all my people. . . o dein na sime

What's wrong with this poster sef? Shey the man no gree do miracle for you?

Find better things to do with your time rather than try to smear people's images.

Nonsense!

When i was still in high school i hung out with bigger guys (some of them where like 6yrs older) and that made many people to confuse my age. I still hang out with older guys and girls and most of them don't know my real age, i guess they assumed.

But that doesn't mean i've never lied about my age. I've reduced and increased my age depending on the situation.

I don't need to reduce my age these days, i appear younger than my real age,
and i don't have to increase it, i just let people see my two immediate younger brothers!

Congratulations Rasputinn! Nice work you've been doing on this thread.

I was born on the 15th, can i meet my mates?

I don't care who eats out of the pot first so long when i get home there's still healthy food waiting for me.

WHAT!

I studied Computer Engineering and i'm working as a computer maintenance / network engineer and compared to your salary, mine is guguru.

ADVICE:

Look for a job in your area of discipline and replace yourself with me where you currently work.

No one mentioned allo allo, madam kofo (forgotten the name of dat comedy show), this very popular yoruba show where they sing (tanmo o ko wa so, tanmo o kowa so, kia kia kowa so, ), abijah, fadeyi oloro, orisabumi, those yoruba plays, i didnt understand them then, but i watched along anyways.
When i remember more, i'll let u know.

I've got a very very poor saving habit. I hope to learn more on this thread.

Zero downtime indeed. . . even if you had chimecsat in space.

i'm simba and marko, dis is my "pride land"
so u're done wacko, get ur ass outta nairaland

don't try to talk like u're markoVELLI

'cus in ya lifetime ya best shit would be worse than burnt macaroni

@ Sanrima

Sis, i hail back oo.

I grew up in the west but spent the last 8 years in ph. That's the larger part of my life as an adult. I didn't think the west would be thid boring at this time.

Believe me, i'd like to attend the next groove. But i may miss it if it's not taking place around the 3rd quarter of the year. I got some things on from now till around june or july.

Keep it real peeps.

Hi PH Nairalanders, miss you guys so much. My new abode, Ibadan, is not that fun at all. Hope to be back before any get together is organised again.
Thanks Sanrima for texting to inform me about the Xmas get together, was here all the while you guys were hooking up, getting to know each other and having fun.

Miss PH greatly, take care guys.

Well, una don dey get mouth now abi?

We're having our downs now, Man U had theirs, Chelsea had theirs and they were no where near the top 3 at that time. We dropped 8 points from 4 matches and we're still joint leaders. Man U and Chelsea fans, you guys can't boast of 3rd place if you lost 8 points in any 4 of your remaining games.

This is just one more reason we're the best around.

Take that anywhere you want to.


I'm a Gunners Fan, yeah that's who I am.