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why didn't the last poster ask any question?

I saw Prison break before 24. For me it's 24 first then Prison break.

Well, so far so good, we're doing well this season.


Go Gunners!!!

Because it contains the secret password _{(open sesame)}


Why are you proud to be African?

That won't be a bad idea, but you got serious plans to make it work?

Your name was furnace, she got you mellow(ed)



why do we have to pay a price for something?

Because they can't think of anything else to be



Why do girls like attacking guys' personalities?

Not so true, they only say 'yes' when they thought you said "shoprite has hot new stuffs for females, would you like to go see them?"



Why do guys want to f**k fine looking girls when girls only want to pose with fine looking guys?

I can't see myself, like i need a repainting.



What would you call a relationship involving a gay guy and lesbo?

Many times



Been slapped before?

To get the clue to the naira buried in the land.


Why am i called DEEKSEEN?

Even if i have nothing to do i don't think i can waste my time reading all that. It took you 3 seconds to copy paste and send and you want to turn us to your secretary abi wetin?

In the baldness lies the secret to their sexcapades.



Why is there day and night?

Never





Ever placed a bet to kiss someone you don't know in public?

Heard same on the news yesterday. I just can't wait for it to happen.

I also think Bob is doing fine. The show itself is just boring. The tasks are not so exciting and the contestants have their own side-effects on the whole programme.

Someone should wake me when it's time for the last two to tussle.

I wonder why the complain.

Ladies, if a guy asks you out you tell him no and he walks away, what are you going to think of him?

If unserious is the answer, then why complain when he becomes a little persistent?

Another topic about VIRGINS?!

Didn't want to make any comment in the first place, but i can't help saying this:
It's not easy for people to set targets and meet their targets. some set targets at financial levels, some at social levels, some skills levels, some spiritual levels and what have you? But this lady sets hers at virginity level. I think i'm happy for her. I don't care if she truly is a virgin or not, but for the fact that there might just be one out there with similar situation. Being a virgin is not a bad thing and i think it's her choice to give it to whoever she 'feels' is WORTH it. Instead of trying to criticize her and make her feel like losing her virginity is a bad thing to experience, we should lend her a dick since that's all she's asking for (she didn't specify any particular thing she would want in a man) at the moment. Maybe she's too Hot to go on with being a virgin, or maybe she wants to start exercising her sexual prowess, one good dick will be okay.
For the position of the sacrificial dick, i'm not available. I once stated the not-too-good experience i had with a virgin. wouldn't want to cross that bridge again.

Do care to let us all know when the ceremony is over. We could organize a post ceremony celebration.

Hope you find a good dick for the ceremony, cos only a good dick is worth an event like this.

Call the person and ask what the person's dream was like.





U?

Would try as much as possible not to admire any hot looking lady, got some deek here that wouln't mind misbehaving at times like this




u?

Close my eyes and sleep, worst will be waking up in a hospital.




u?

Nope




u?

Yeah, my worst experience with a girl so far. Won't try it again except she's my wife.



u?

The last time i checked, NO! I try not to







u?

I'll tell her to "give me sometime to think about it". If i'm attracted to her i'll then tell her, "lets give it a try"






wwydi your blind date gets attracted to someone else on your date?

I like all the jokes, the one about the drunk made me laugh out like mad.

Not yet, The Naija girls i've come across are crowd shy.





u?

Nice one, heard this before but a different version.

Who remembers

we want to know we want to know
who owns papa's land
we want to know who owns the land
papa's land papa's land,

Sonny Okosun


The whole world is saying, stop this apartheid
Africans are saying free Nelson Mandela
Oh yes, freedom in south africa now

something like dat


By Chris Mba, i think

I know ofege, we had ofege on gramophone, those days

orlando brothers

sir warrior and others

I'd know that the rest of y'all went to hell eventually, i'd wait for the golden chariot to come take me to heaven




wwyd if your lover turns out to be a close family relative?

Not always






Ever begged to be screwed or to screw?