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Olarewaju89:
The mumu con wear Barca jersey instead of Chelsea jersey

Uppandan for that matter 😂😂

It is okay if you want to play the gentleman card and the "I trust my partner" thing. At your own peril.

People tend to take advantage of these traits in their partners and do all sort of what not behind their back.

If ONLY you knew what thier phone contains and how they present themselves to others aside you, you'd have a rethink of what actually the being you're dating and probably trying to spend the rest of your life with truly is.

It has nothing to do with lack of trust and if it really comes to that, then they shouldn't have to think twice before giving you their phone or leaving it with you knowing you can access it and it's content.

TRY GO THROUGH THAT PHONE TODAY, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Taylor92:
Another Photo-starved government

Tinubu just dey meet everybody like who dey price Olosho for Allen Avenue without picking anyone

What’s the essence of all these meeting ? No result no positive outcome

Your eagerness was just to answer president and be at Aso Villa no plans for common man

Just dey shine brown teeth everywhere

This man just enter office and you don dey blastam, if him dey silent now, na the kind of una go complain say na sickler dey Aso rock.
Him dey make moves now, you say e no get positive or negative results.
You no kukuma tell us say na with you them hold the meeting na.

No carry Buhari hatred put for this man head, allow am make him f.u..ck up first since na Wetin you dey wait for.

Well, turns out the court didn't find innocent to be innocent after all
😁😁

Come o!

This niqqa never rest?

Ah!

Nope.

Try Asians

plsdisvirginme:
Why are some women very stupid?
I went to visit my friend
A lady approached me to help her out charge her phone inside my car.
After 30mins, the phone didn't charge.
Seeing how depressed she is because for the past two weeks no light in their area.
I have to buy fuel for my friend's generator so that this animal can charge her phone.
I helped her charge the phone and I left.
When I got home I discovered that I lost my ID card.
I told her through text to help me look around their vicinity if she will see it.
She said no.
She did bother to ask me if I have seen my id card.
I have to move on.
A few days ago I texted her that I will like us to hang out.
She said she will not be around.
I said when will you be aroubd.
The response I got from her shocked me.
She said Oga what do you want.
I have vowed never to help any lady but to bleep as many as possible ruthlessly.
Women don't deserve pity.

Ogaaaaaaa
Answer the question.

"What do you want?"

Well, if you ain't on the VIP list, then you ain't on the VIP list.

SIMPLE

kristonium:
Why you no start first??

E tire me o

It's simple mahn.

The lady is all about who is ready to mingle and spend money and it's obvious you don't fit that class cuz you just failed the very first test she set.

This type don't have time for "let's get to know each other." Na straight to the point kawai. Once you've the money, anywhere you dey for this earth them go con meet you

Worriedguy6699:
Why? Did you prefer that style of lovemaking? How did you get turned on?

That's the only way we can make out. She gets exhausted too quickly. So she just lays there like a log of wood and i get to satisfy myself.

Omo the babe set. From head to toe, back to front. Not to talk of having to see her naked.

Worriedguy6699:
She doesn’t like kissing or sucking dick. She will not touch your dick or romance it. But she don’t mind you sucking her breast and clitoris.


She just lies in the bed until you’re ready.

My ex.
This is exactly how she was.
The ONLY pre-intimacy she likes is you sucking her breast. Doesn't like head and during knacking, na missionary, missionary and missionary.

Ah!
Abigail, na God go bless you wherever you dey

kushme:
Oga, you can go back and forth on comparison and analogy using one bad child in a family to make empty points to support the NA, it is like you don't pay attention to signs around or you are just pretending like the boyscout with arms not to care about the daily drama of oppression form a dirty army. Clean your system when it is dirty, it would work fine.

Someone even said legendary Fela has talked about it. and this is more that 40yrs now. So, what are you saying. Many people are still complaining of the same thing. Orientation didn't change. Keeping the same standard for what?

I will like you to tell us why this military oppression has not changed for the last 40yrs, even while in democracy?

I dont want to drag it for too long, but I can tell you that NA is a cult that thrives in insecurity..
NGN8.5.. People form groups to fight NA cos of intimidation and stealing of resources.. Your definition and core purpose of the military as organization is spot on, on international standard but not that of Nigeria.

I'm talking of the Military in general and not a particular segment of it.

Thank you

kushme:
I guess you knew the comparison was not about strength in battle from America combatant to Nigerian combatant? But the treatment of civilians.As It has a lot to do with you knowing your job functions as a soldier, your place in society and respect for your citizens.

If some U.S soldiers were to independently engage in some street fight(unarmed) somewhere in New york. Do you think the army would send a troop to come fight on their behalf by attacking the gangs, burning down places like Nigeria Army or NYPD would get involved first? Later,investigate to know who gets justice and who'll be punished in the fight.

If you say, we should not use one person's action to justify the rest. It is quite reasonable to say that but let that one person be responsible and punished for his action. However, come to think of it, these actions are repeated with nothing happening. Won't it become a pattern we should be worried about?

If generalizing is bad, then remember, we have good boko haram fighters, too. They were probably lured or whatever their excuse maybe. Hmmmm.

People will generalize for as long as you are part of a system they see as a threat, even if you are a good person there. Like the knowledge I got in SAYNOTOCULTISM' thread: If guys from cult A catch guy from a rival cult B . Dem no go reason or show mercy whether na good or bad guy from cult B.

To Cult A guys, All Cult B members should die a painful death. SIMPLE

Then remove/reduce the ddirt and the system would be fair enough or clean to work well.

Using cultisim and insurgency as an example is like trying to find good out of evil. These two are well known act considered criminalistic and punishable by law.


The military on the other hand is an organization with a more opposite purpose. Even with it being a good institution, it will surely have some bad elements in it but that doesn't generally mean it is bad.

It's just like having a family where one son is a rascal and nuisance to the community, and you think you'll be doing justice to the other members of the family by using this particular child as a yardstick to judge the rest of the family members?.

As for punishing of these offenders which you clearly stated never happens, I completely disagree with you. I was born and brought up in the barracks, and now a personnel, I've seen actions taken upon such actors of indicipline which ranges from serving prison time, demotion, and even dismissal depending on the gravity of the offence.

AGAIN

The military is not bad place, just some bad people using the opportunity as a personnel to satisfy their own selfish interest.

kushme:
Tell me the American military is not an oppressor to other militaries. But you hardly see them oppress their country people.
No dey whine yourself say, the average Nigerian dey safe because of Nigerian military.

Hmm. Like the way those cult groups dey talk..

Really? Like you really are comparing Nigeria to America? On what grounds please? Do you even know how far those people have come and from where?

See, all I'm saying is, you don't use one person's action to justify the rest.

There are always some bad ones amongst the good. Generalizing all as bad is where you're wrong.

SIMPLE

Helgreenluv:
May God punish the Nigeria military. This has always been their regular trademark. Useless people

So you believe say if "God punish the military e sure you say you dey safe be that?

Make who offend bear the consequence.

The Nigerian military is never about oppression.

I ALWAYS sing and dance any music immediately i come out of the bathroom after a bath.

Whenever i visit mumcy and she happens to go to the market while am there, when she returns, I immediately go to her bag of groceries and look for small chops that she may have bought.
And she never disappoints.

I'm 29

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Biglol008:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls I need your advice. I’m married 28 years, no children yet. Newly wedded, I have a problem. I don’t last long on bed. I cum very quickly and it takes a long time like 4 hours for me to get another erection and most times it’s not very hard like my first erection.

I was told the nitric oxide in my body is low. Pls I need help. How do I boost my nitric oxide in my body or if there are any supplements let me buy.

I’m afraid if I don’t do anything now my wife might eventually cheat in the future. I no longer have my morning erection like some guys do. I have exercise, did ginger, garlic, bitter Kola nothing seems to be working.

What can I do to remedy my situation. Pls no talk of hospital health wise I’m very okay. No diabetics or anything no infection pls help me so I can save my marriage and my myself.

No. I don't.

Why would you even use a prank just to test a person's loyalty? I mean, if they're not loyal, they'll never be.

You test them, they pass and have this guarantee that they've secured your trust, then go behind you and cheat like never before because you've given them the license to.

The day my woman tries that with me, all in the name of "loyalty prank" WE'RE DONE.

Still haven't seen the one whose money I'll be spending

This nikka dey achieve something way we no know. This story no clear

Funny thing is, myself and bae was having this same very conversation. She was saying something about how we'll get a house with about six to seven bedrooms, one will be our master bedroom where we share and then separate one for herself and.. "for which person house?" I interjected as i didn't even let her finish her sentence.

Hantee, you're already my privacy and we ain't having separate beds. NEVER! not in my house.

Honestly and personally, I don't see why a husband and wife will live under one roof, then still have separate room for privacy, PRIVACY? what sort if i may ask?

We too dey copy Western culture abeg.

Chill mahn, nothing to worry for.
My girlfriend is like this too. She's just used to being around you and i believe you don knack am many times, so, why the need to want to feel shy when she's around you?

Enjoy the scene bro

DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me

Neverslumber:
What is happening with sudden untimely death?

There's nothing like "untimely death"
Every man will have a taste of it and the place and time for it's occurrence has already been assigned.

Man and God did not make any agreement that one get to choose when, where and how they'll die.

God way give, done collect back him thing.

RIP to the dead.

Man died a hero

*Hat's off*

I understand where you're coming from sir, but like i said, it's easy for you to say because you're not a personnel.

PS. NO OFFENCE

slimfit1:
Brother if I was I will give him up myself, they don't need to Touch the car just shoot when he comes out.

Lie you say?
It's obvious you're not a security personnel. So you definitely can't relate.

SMALL INSIGHT FOR YOU

MILITARY OR PARAMILITARY work is not one of choice whereby you get to choose where you want to work, or who you want to work for or with.

THAT'S THE SECRIFICE WE MAKE.

The sad thing here is just how the families of the affected victims are neglected.

slimfit1:
It's a lie, if the police are willing to work in such conditions then they are there own problem. I know that I won't work for a man that put himself in a bulletproof car and I in another not bullet proofed.

IF YOU MUST GAMBLE, GAMBLE WITH WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.

IN OTHER WORDS, NEVER PUT ALL EGGS IN ONE BASKET.

ADON SEE SHEGE. MA EYES DON CLEAR

Well, I don't blame them for asking this much.

Besides, them so called senators earn even higher than that. Their work? Sit in the chambers and gist.

What a country