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Way to go girl

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Daalu nwanna..... biko tunye na post gi na ha egbu isi mmadu jiya mee ogwu ego.
Tinye ya ebe sis mbido.
Ha na acho imebi aha anyi na forum aah.
Ihukwakwara onye dere na ndigbo na ebu ogwu ike.

Done`

It can never be a miss, it is African to gett your hairs braided. Know your history

RealHaute:
We are monkeys. Know your history.

Sorry boi, I wasn't referring to your whole family and generation. I know they are all monkeys already.

We are talking about humans not monkeys, you should be with a ripe banana not a phone.
The zoo keeper must be asleep right now for your to be on the internet

RealHaute:
So you were referring to your bastard pig of a father? I hear daddy screams for a whole minute when he orgasms while ra.ping you. Lol...and how's the pigsty? Keep it stinky. Just how your family likes it.

Oga, i said we are humans and Africans, and on behalf of your family you obliged to be monkeys, so your father below screams for one minute whenever he rapes and cum on you monkey mum? Your papa pishure fine small ooooo

Aeebeecee:
u dey vex o...bt the way you dey vex so e be like 1 don collect ur bf b4 abi?......oya take biscuit, no cry again...u hear

for where, i dey pepper them steady, na me marry their brother self
Perfect decision, i am bad like that.
Hope ur biscuit is not produced in Ibadan
How u dey

OP what is the meaning of this thread

Gatherings
Yoruba women like heavy gatherings, owambe things, they would block the road completely, kill big cows and drink enough hydraulic soup to celebrate their wards who have just completed apprenticeship in carpentry and hairdressing without having money to rent a shop for their practice afterwards.

The Women
Their women are so timid, at the mention of olopa (police) they run away, and hide at their backyards shouting ye! ye! mokun o! ọlọrun gbà mi!!!

Food
Yoruba women are skillful in inoculating their kids with hydraulic soups immediatly after birth, most times, they turn the innocent child upside down, head strapped withing their fleshy thighs, nostrils blocked, and mouth wide open to inoculate hydraulics into the infant while s/he gasp for the breath of life (this makes me cry )

Business
Yoruba women have no business acumen, all they do is kiri (hawk) akara elepo and pàkúté on the streets of Nigeria

NYASH
They can have Nyash for Africa, this is obviously the resultant effect of hydraulic soup inoculation. they have big big watery nyash unlike their igbo counterparts who have firm, thick, water melon hard,and onion curvy butts, Yoruba own is always dirty and smelling

Salutation
They salute with every happenings;Ẹ ku ibalopo, Ẹ ku abọ, Ẹ ku aarọ, Ẹ ku ọsan, Ẹ ku strike, Ẹ ku subsidy, Ounjẹ ajẹye o, Ko to ọpẹ, Ẹ ku Ayọ Ajinde, Ẹ ku Ayọ Keresimesi ati Ọdun Tuntun

Mining
Dont even go there, they are nulli secundus (second to none) when it comes to skull mining, Ogun state their global HQ with its research and development annex at Ikorodu recently inaugurated

YorubaNigga:
[s]It's glaring that d jealousy you have for Yoruba women is beyond ur stinking brain capacity. You these low level 5% can never change in beefing those above u.Sorry dear. I can feel ur pain. It seems a Yoruba gal don use yansh snatch ur guy. Op wrote about tribe and ur bigotric medulla derailed it to females beefing thread. You better grab a life or hug transformer[/s]

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emsco:
Nnamdi kanu don brain wash this fool

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matrixme:
It's quite sad to note that your love for shredded uncooked cassava (Abacha) and ukpa has dried up the grey matter in your brain.

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Apply the basics laws of physics, this car could be airborne at just 160km/hr. The loads astern would surely tilt the forward up and create a semi closed back side relative to the road, building air pressure to support upwards thrust

Any tokunbo car wey dem dey send come Nigeria go just begin cry inside the ship because of the suffer wey him de come face

MobilityExpress:
Which basic law of physics are you talking about? Even at your proposed speed, the engine of this car cannot generate enough HP to match or overcome the car's inertia + frictional force + gravity + air drag/resistance enough to lift off the ground, let alone get airborne. This your "physics theory" can only work in cartoons, not in the real world. Even the Bugatti Veyron with over 1200HP and at top speed of 440km/h can't go airborne, is it an ordinary car with common 4-cylinder front-propelled shaft FWD engine that will get airborne? You need a powerful jet engine to get airborne or an upwards propeller. At 160km/h, this car might tumble over, not get airborne, and this car can't even reach that speed with the volume and load distribution of the goods it's carrying.

Oga airbone means off the ground, understand that first and after you are done explain the image below. Niccur Please

Good for him, however i read about something new today

KAO

Proverbs 7

21 With persuasive words she led him astray; she seduced him with her smooth talk.

22 All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter, like a deera stepping into a noose

23 till an arrow pierces his liver, like a bird darting into a snare, little knowing it will cost him his life.

24 Now then, my sons, listen to me; pay attention to what I say.

25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways or stray into her paths.

26Many are the victims she has brought down;
her slain are a mighty throng.

27 Her house is a highway to the grave, leading down to the chambers of death.

dustydee:
To be fair, after the delays, some here and naijahotjobs got their offer letters after that protest.
Going for a final interview does not mean you have gotten the job. Just don't give up.

You don't get my point, we didn't have to protest to get offer letters bro, the leader of that protest (I have forgotten his moniker) got the offer.
Strike the Shepherd and scatter the sheep

claremont:
Someone who lives in the UK/US and has a good credit profile can make some easy money round-tripping bank loans from UK to Nigeria treasury bills. The average interest rate for a UK bank loan is 4% per year, and from this thread, I can see that the average returns on Nigeria treasury bills is 18%. It takes little or no effort to get a £30,000 loan from a UK bank at 4% APR, and use it to buy Nigerian treasury bills for a 18% return within 6 months. At the end of the 6 months period, pay off the loan. Repeat process as many times as possible.

Nice idea.

is this not money laundering?
I think there must be proof of what you used your loan for.

Op stop this madness right now, you talk as if your know what it takes to get into such organization in Nigeria.

2011 NNPC exam, done and dusted, got invitation letters for final interview, went for same and nobody in the country was called thereafter, was it on NAIRALAND or naijahotjobs (can't remember) we raised money to make publications in the dailies and organized a rally, the spoke man then Dr. Levi ajunuma died that Sunday from plane crash in Lagos. Rumors had it that he was to come and address the protesters the next Monday. RIP

2012/13 new application, wrote the test again, done and dusted, Phillips consulting even sent us congratulatory messages and said they would get in touch in a fortnight, omo na four years we dey go so, we no see their hand let alone the touch.

Bitter truth remains, federal character means awarding job opportunity slots to governors and traditional rulers at the detriment of the youths!

dustydee:
To be fair, after the delays, some here and naijahotjobs got their offer letters after that protest.
Going for a final interview does not mean you have gotten the job. Just don't give up.

You don't get my point, we didn't have to protest to get offer letters bro, the leader of that protest (I have forgotten his moniker) got the offer.
Strike the Shepherd and scatter the sheep

Gods grace

11. Every car driving aaboki must own at least one

Style na style
Pattern na pattern

Whenever I think about NwaAmaikpe, I just

Ibukun003:
Have you been paid upfront

Yes, 2 hours ago

Stanbic just responded.
Primary market successful
Submitted late Tuesday after with fears of being too late.

Stsnbic is game, I swear

Na im be say, una no wan do any convention before

Kai

Kai
The same guy indimi pikin hired to play with indimi grand pickin


The strata of life

kai

I am not his fan, but i will believe him on this occasion.
This is because Nigerian bloggers have decided to twist peoples comments just to get clicks. I hate them bloggers

OP is that the 30Year Old man?

Why was the woman the only banished person?


Greedy granddaughter, Taboo Ko Taboo ni
But it is not a taboo for the granddaughter to knack akpako too abi

Maley just wan shine kongo last last

kai`

kai

Stabic IBTC any info as per the yesterday auction?
Kinda skeptical as i tendered my bid late Tuesday afternoon

Investnow2017:
Applying the formula, lets assume you invested N1,000,000 for 30days @5%, it goes like this:

1,000,000 x 0.05 × 30 = 1,500,000/365 = N4,109.50

N4,109.50 less 10% Tax = 410.95 =

Total Interest earned for 30days or one month =N3,698

Terrible

They will still collect that N3,698
That is when they would debit you for ATMcard in advance. #1,000
That is when you get debited for SMS monthly services #430
That is when you get debited for ATM card maintence #250

ETC ETC

Last last, na NGN320 go remain

Samusu:
OK, noted.
Our Ewedu Amala Dancing Senator

kai see Hydraulics

The truth is that human life is not valued in this country, I bet that policeman can not shoot a cow on the streets of Nigeria just like that.
How could you shoot a person for wrong parking, how? was he a robbery suspect? Who robs a bank in Apapa with a vehicle of at least 12 tires, how is that possible, where the person wan pass?? At best deflate his tires and get him arrested.

The this kind mater ehn, na roger they cause am i swear,

For those who do not know how apapa works, you see that Burma road ehn, it is an unofficial trailer park, coming from liver pool, through LGA Secretariat, down to Karima Hotel, passing through these banks and down to NIMASA building to terminate at the Apapa Quay is a complete unofficial trailer park, if you settle wella u park wella, otherwise na gobe. This must have been a deal gone bad

kai

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