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My dear keep quiet!!

Sex is overrated, get in there, whip and get whipped, clean up yourself and get back to work.

You got bills to pay

Op, take a chill pill. Don't rush into anything yet, Nigeria of today is business scary and with 300k you don't have any business money yet.

Take that money to the nearest stanbic IBTC branch and buy treasury bills from the FG for 364 days tenure at primary market. I have mentioned stanbic in order to make you achieve the best rate. Interest rate are very high now.

Collect your interest upfront and experiment on anything that comes to your mind at pilot scale only.

At maturity date, your 300k alert would wake u up, you may decide to push the funds into whatever your have experimented with if the ropes have been learnt well enough.

In the interim, while you experiment at pilot scale with your interest from treasury bills, apply for jobs and consider getting a salary job, you are a fresh graduate don't be afraid of climbing the ropes with little pay. Better pay comes with better work experience which is obtained from the beginning.

Don't consider your self an entrepreneur as true entrepreneurs don't get stuck with money and no ideas. People must have poisoned your mind NOT to work on a salary scale, my brother look well, the same people couldn't secure a job after much trials.

All the best and happy investing.

N. B: there is a thread on TREASURY BILLS here on Nairaland that will educate you and give you financial buoyancy, many don't know because secrets to wealth are never revealed nor advertised but are being discussed like it doesn't matter.

Op stop poisoning the minds of single girls and stop giving our bachelor's high bp.

Point of correction there is nothing simple about this lovely couple to be.

They are very okay.

You sounding like one must don the most expensive apparel before tying the knots.

kai

lol

These guys should goan sidown!

Nigeria and Nigerians have moved along a long time ago, his absence is no longer being felt and his return would only just perturb the present day steady state and such disturbances would only be annulled at the earliest opportunity.

Clear example of a king being not important and useful to his subject

Kai

KAI

Kai

Oh call a spade a spade and not an agricultural implement.
This are bags of beans abeg

The real problem is that one doesn't even know how to eat this type of beans. If you try to eat this type you might be done eating before even starting self.

What's the difference between their armpit and Punany It's sweaty, warm, bear bear full every where, and of course it smells.

Anywhere you shook Na hole, I pity guys I swear man dey surfer.

Adverse effect of hydraulic inoculation

Bleaching family

Cool

Prostitutes are deadly people, someone who has agreed to spread the legs to any dick, Tom and Harry can really kill you in one minute.

This goes to all hood rats too, no be only ashana for motel be ashawo!!!

That your babe that stays at home and still shags the whole community behind your back follow too

Madam you too tight

Marriage is not by force.

I can't leave, I can't leave because of the kids, u might die inside

ewedu = hydraulic

Dem don see us finish

Kai
Hushpuppi don turn celeb, op how e take happen

Have you considered the fact that some other people may have drilled you mum mercilessly before your dad married her,

Concentrate more on how to drill your wife better or get drilled properly if you are a female.

Cheers and Happy Drilling

cc150615:
Deepwater and majekdom, I'm forced to say that you both are the most childish adults I've seen in my lifetime. You go about every entry level thread arguing about knowledge of oil nd gas and claiming experienced.
I'm not disputing the fact that you know or that you're experienced but if everyone who knew as much you both do act like this, we'll never make a headway with any thread on nl. Or you think you both are the only ones who know stuff about the oil industry??
You both should grow up already.
I wonder how you even have so much time to banter online considering you're supposedly 'gainfully' employed, your employer probably isn't making you work hard enough for your money.
If a child is acting like a child, an adult doesn't have to decide to follow suit.
I had to say this cos I'm really tired of seeing both of you's argument littered all over nl, where we're looking for reasonable info.
Lemme goan sleep in peace now.

Sorry dear, it is very painful to see people with little knowledge speak authoritatively on a subject matter you break bread from. It would be a cold day in hell whenever i keep quiet and let people rubbish my profession, that is why i am a professional, to clear doubts where necessary on such subject matter. people come here for knowledge and the worst is to give them academic poison. Majek is found of calling people ignorant at will for no reason, without knowing he sounds more ignorant to people who know. You see i got my first opening through a job board like this by one moniker (Godbless you OILANDGASSHOPPER ) who took it upon herself to correct wrongs and give correct information. Information itself is king

By the way, FYI people work in shifts, i spend have of the year working and the remaining half resting, so my heavy presence on NL.

majekdom2:
you are a real rookie....... with no knowledge at all. Boy, for service companies like AOS ORWELL, you won't be working in factory where you control power switches. You will be working a workshop where you will work on tools/ equipment you will design, run, install, commission, decommision as the case may be on oil platforms. AOS is not a production company. You don't need electrical power to produce oil from a well btw. It's all mechanical. just get informed bro, It will help you.

Young man, you are a disgrace to your so called profession, you go about every thread about graduate trainee positions on Nairaland and distort the peace therein then start claiming Mr. Experience and calling people ignorant.

How can you produce a well without well control? How can you control a well without electrical power/energy?

Guy are you who you truly claim to be?
Have you worked with ESP's before?
That apart, how do you think production parameters are being measured in today wells??

Have you been behind a deepwater Xmas tree control console?? OMG! What kind of training have you received to make such a huge and quick generalization?

I know you problem, you have been reading alot, I would rather advise that you change your books and pick up modern texts. At this rate you spill garbage, It is obvious you are just a simple wannabe, always contradicting yourself in every argument. Same way u where just talking trash on the shell thread about marine. Niggar whenever you mention deepwater, I would be there to clear you doubts for real.

BTW I saw your thread on the deepwater horizon, FYI I was on the deepwater discovery (DWD) when that sheet happened. So u don't call me ignorant

maxiuc:
will the car be available this year

Because my broh said he wanted to buy car nobody have seen before in my village

He needs latest model of Lexus since it is what is reigning in the east

Malay don pay under 3years

This was somebody who can't afford a cup of garri but look how things turned around for my cousin brO

Please tell you bro to remain legit in Malay, God will keep blessing his labour.

By the way, your bro couldn't afford a Cup of garri three years ago according to you. But now things have turned around in Malay,. And he wants to buy a car no one has seen in your village. It's like your bro misses those days he couldn't afford a cup of garri and truly desires to get back to those 'good' old days.


Don't joke with village people. Dry can knack you "one" at will, as in destiny resetting

Sagay212:
The NA should be made to go to CMS under bridge at night and arrest all those useless yoruba agbero boys smoking weed and robbing people of their properties. the steal even in the morning when there is traffic. The NA should do the job. I think these boys always settle the police. After arresting them, they should be used to do free labour and flogged 50 strokes of cain everyday till their brains go back to default.

CMS under bridge is an ordained temple for hemp smokers, nothing can be done about it. Broad day light kushing, non stop!
Another safe haven for hemp guys na alaba rago market, as in the whole stretch of the market from the bustop to international junction, just light up whatever pleases your mind and drag on it, nobody fit do you anything for there.

More suprising is the sacred spot at mile 2 ontop bridge facing apapa, just after the mobile police post, right between the service lane and expressway, those guys own too dey different, they even put plastic chairs there, smoking and always eating yam porridge. Police no fit cough, them never born dem well

Reason is simple, the law enforcement guys too dey weed steady...

What ever you do, don't smoke weed in shitta, you might never regain your sanity