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lol

sometime i wonder how you get slapped on the right cheek but end up holding the left cheek

Like are u confused or just been proactive in protecting the second cheek from avoidable destruction.

Lesson learnt from this video:
Always know the stronger arm of your opponent before fighting. (if u must fight)
The white guy felt the niccur was right handed. he did not see the left hand coming..
him no even know wetin hit am!

LOL

Customs killed a man becos of five thousand naira

This actually change everything about me today!

Watch the video below

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DeH54OHIqSPw&ved=2ahUKEwiS4c6u08PgAhW8VBUIHXXqBRUQwqsBMBR6BAgKEAw&usg=AOvVaw360KS3-Q6LSZybv6F0zOGQ&cshid=1550437059022

irumole1975:
Lols.....It wont yet

Can you follow me on this platform
so we can talk better

Sorry
I have a private life

irumole1975:
it seems to me like you're confused.
I have nothing to say to you seriously. I really have nothing to say to you . May God have mercy on your soul..\
Dont quote me, I forget my sense at home

Lol. Happy val
Hope that makes u fine

GonFreecss1:
If what you think will happen, happens... even money in your bank account will be gone.

Your physical naira note will be useless. Anything that will make Nigerian Treasury bills to fail, anything naira both in bank account and physical note will too. It's that simple.

so can we take the money out of Nigeria now?

People should just stop body shaming others

Put pictures on display

eddyghali:
By 3am people are suppose to be sleeping. anyway RIP young man

Not everyone is in your time zone

Lol

I am more concerned about how that little man with the bag pack is been tossed from one lap of the big girl to another big girl in the video.

She did the f sign to one if the big girls, not the lecturer. Hungry bloggers everywhere


Seun self no dey sensor fake news

GonFreecss1:
If what you think will happen, happens... even money in your bank account will be gone.

Your physical naira note will be useless. Anything that will make Nigerian Treasury bills to fail, anything naira both in bank account and physical note will too. It's that simple.

It's more than two options of NTB and Local banks.

We can take our money outa this country

chigo4u:
Are you suggesting a military regime is coming?

My brother someone predicted this election shift one year ago, same person is predicting something that sounds some how today again. This was one front page today.

NTB is an investment and not a charity offering
You need to know how much your investment is secured
More importantly when u have deprived yourself of some "enjoyment" your mates are "enjoying" just because you want a better future. Then one khaki gang will come and start turningoninown

somehow:
assumption.

The other guys post too is also assumption

Gurus in the house, please explain how the NTB works during the military regime.

Please treat as urgent .

somehow:
True. The guy wouldn't have asked "which month" if 6 days was added from the start!

No, the guy might be a dumb person.
Here on Nairaland we see people asking dumb questions when the answer is right in front of them.

poverty is not a good thing

sis not bro

benez6:
Trust me bro .. I know .. lol.. hopefully serious buyers will realize that when they inspect ..

ur pics have not done justice to this baby

chibecanglobal:
Cut long story short. You are not a prospective buyer. Period.
I have no time for time wasters.
Go to the next thread to chatter please.
Thank you.

Good luck and Happy Sales.
But remember to get a good phone with quality camera
It cost less than NGN 500,000 (Just half a million)
so u can take good pictures of these vehicles you never sell
u cant be a car dealer that sells golf for 3m and still be using SAGEM MyV 55
that VODAFONE u picked from the trunk of that car oga asked you to wash at berger suya
it is obvious that the dust from bad road at berger auto mart has entered your brain and frustrated your heart.
Boi Boi posing as car dealer, na Nairalander money u wan take do borehole for your village abi?


Dont bother quoting me! u aint getting any further response

lol

Finally 364 days with stanbic went through

I would have stopped the general elections

But with this now, make una go vote.

I am cuming

ANY news from stanbic?


These guys are killing my val vibes already

Agbaletu:
Apply this formula:


I = PRT/100

Where;
I = Interest (Upfront interest)
P = Principal (The amount you are investing)
R = Discount Rate (%)
T = Time (Tenor)

This was where Drtee1 problem started from. And i am certain this formula will #BringBackOur error.

You need to know how to apply the Time T

DrTee1:
Thank you.

I just got to my Pc to see 7 mentions - and with so many negative comments - or were they cyber-teasing?

It was untoward cyber behaviour from those who did that, really - as it was an innocuous question that was possibly explained better in my last comment.

As to querying intellectual capacity because a simple question was asked, for those who did, it indeed tells a lot about such individuals.

Oga calm down, nobody is querying your intellectual capacity. What is happening to you is that you refused to read this thread from the beginning, the answer has been issued long before now. You are just paying the price as the man of the moment. By the way Happy Val!

NL1960:
Iam sure when somebody like DrTee1 was in school and the Maths teacher was teaching Simple Interest, he/she was not paying attention and when the teacher scolds him/her for not paying attention, he/she will ask the teacher where it will ever be used in life or what is the usefulness of Simple Interest in life.

That moment when the math teacher says find "X" and u say we dont need it (X) in real life!

MCeemajesty:
Let us be gentle on DrTee1, he already claimed naivety in the introductory part of his message. I believe he now has a better understanding of per annum(p.a) interest rates.

No issues with him, recall even in school we make fun of ourselves while learning.
I received knowledge about Tbills on this forum, we are hear to learn, teach, invest, make profit and at the end catch fun..this is just one of those moment.

This guy is strong

DrTee1:
Dear Agbaletu,

I'm quite naive with this, but kindly clarify my thoughts.

I'm wondering, why put your money away for 1 year (364 days ) for 14.5% interest when you can put the same amount in the same investment (Treasury Bills( for 91 days with 10% interest that can be immediately re-ploughed in for another 10% (interest + capital) this giving a larger compound overall interest when that is done four times (91 * 4) rather than simply 364?

Dear DrTee1

Learn how to calculate simple interest first and how the time "T" operates annually in reality.


On a more serious note, are u aware that if a relative of yours were to be the president u could be his minister of finance by selling what you wrote up there to the president.

Then we keep crumbling. well that is what we are going through in Nigeria now (no offense) sir

seun has lost it,
these guys dropping same adverts on betting and recharge cards are better programmers
They have successfully ousted seun on his own game.

seun upgrade, begin ban IP u no hear

stanbic! any debit yet?

TotoNaRubber:
that was how MMM site stopped responding

Op, I have noticed that every time people complain about your prices and not about the vehicle itself.

There is a gap to be bridged, look into this and maybe try to explain clearly why the prices are different from what is obtainable from other sellers.

Could it be that your vehicles were never accidented or worked on upon arriving Nigeria.? Or they are free from any damages, what exactly are buyers going to get if they pay higher by patronizing your outlet?

Educate your audience more, I hope this helps