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TravelRe: Don’t Open Your Car Trunk From Inside For Police Or Anyone by deepwater(f): 2:49pm On Mar 11, 2019
correct
AutosRe: Neat Used Subaru Impreza 2.0 N200k Negotiable by deepwater(f): 9:53am On Mar 09, 2019
Is that not the engine on the front PAX seat?
Ok the tesbih controls the car, I see
AutosRe: ML500 4MATIC 2007 Tokunbo #4.1M 08096577304 by deepwater(f): 5:40am On Mar 09, 2019
Finally he bought a new phone with nice cameras
Lol
Deepwater changing lifes for a better tomorrow grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Khloe Pregnant For Husband, K-Brule (Wedding Photos) by deepwater(f): 4:55pm On Mar 08, 2019
Guy this same girl brought your downfall at biggies house.
I applaud you for putting the biatch down and fcuuk nuts into her....that's how a real man treats a loose biiatch

But I can not say same for u putting a ring on it, you need to learn the act of chop and clean mouth, it actually saves and elongates life span.


This girl got anger issues, she could melt u when she sees red, you may be too soft to handle. But u surely got her knocked up.

Brah, how could I be sure the biatch wasn't the screwing your instead ? undecided


Yeah, we know their type, single mum with oyibo looking kid wannabe
PoliticsRe: Army Invades Tamunosisi Gogo-Jack Kitchen, Home by deepwater(f): 4:22pm On Mar 08, 2019
Lol

Truth is that the khaki boys might not even know that this is a kitchen.

They are use to another type of kitchen in the barrack
CelebritiesRe: Anto Lecky Recreates Photos Of Nigerian Women Who Inspire Her by deepwater(f): 3:00pm On Mar 08, 2019
lol

Ontop this girl matter, lolu been dey for most intelligent that year....

like say na em go school pass
TravelRe: Peace Ntuk Survives An Accident, Testifies (Photos) by deepwater(f): 1:51pm On Mar 08, 2019
Happy for her
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nina All Shades Of Gorgeous In New Photos by deepwater(f): 10:33am On Mar 08, 2019
all that glitters aint gold personified
EducationRe: Anambra University Lecturer Wears Boxing Gloves Into Class For Morning Lecture by deepwater(f): 8:43am On Mar 08, 2019
lol
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Buhari: I'm Your Boss, I Won’t Stop Criticising You by deepwater(f): 5:22pm On Mar 07, 2019
“Now, the point is that I have been in that position longer than any Nigerian will ever be there. That’s true. If any Nigerian comes in and have two terms, he will not have almost four years of military rule. So, I have been there longer than any Nigerian would ever be there.
So na the thing wey dey shake obasanjo be this?




Boxer007:
Any strong cute looking gay brother in the house?
I rebuke and bind you
I cover all my Nairaland brothers and sons with the blood.
PoliticsRe: Stop Okorocha From Rigging Imo Polls Or Imo’ll Boil, Uzodnma Tells Security Agen by deepwater(f): 5:10pm On Mar 07, 2019
Please burn it!
PoliticsRe: Iyke Aaron Supervised The Sharing Of Kerosene In Abia State (Photos) by deepwater(f): 3:13pm On Mar 07, 2019
Stop believing everything u see online

seun is out there to make money, no consequence management that is why the mods never learn
CelebritiesRe: AY Reveals How A Friend's Experience Taught Him Loyalty Can't Be Controlled by deepwater(f): 2:56pm On Mar 07, 2019
what exactly are we to do with this now? undecided
EducationRe: She Graduated In 2016 But Has Been Failing Two Particular Courses by deepwater(f): 2:49pm On Mar 07, 2019
what department and what is the course code/title

Les:
sociology, I will ask for the code later, but what for?
@bolded, can u tell us again the reason behind opening this thread
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Rocks Waist Trainer by deepwater(f):
The black woman needs a complete overhaul of the brain.
we have been pushed to accept that we are made for sex only.
CelebritiesRe: Dillish Mathews Fights Meriam Kaxuxwena Over Emmanuel Adebayo by deepwater(f): 2:03pm On Mar 07, 2019
In reality, it is a huge slap on the faces of the organizers and sponsors of the BBA and MBGIA

Here they are, you supposed ambassadors, this were the people you actually brought to lime light

The caliber is very weak...
CelebritiesRe: Dillish Mathews Fights Meriam Kaxuxwena Over Emmanuel Adebayo by deepwater(f): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2019
Na wa o
Ashewo work no easy o!
PoliticsRe: Rivers: No alliances with APC, Sowore's AAC rejects Amaechi's endorsements by deepwater(f): 1:34pm On Mar 07, 2019
This is what yorubas call Ela Oju Kan !!! wink
TravelRe: Loaded Tanker Falls At Abule Ado Satellite Town Lagos by deepwater(f): 12:03pm On Mar 07, 2019
I actually do not understand the issues with our country men
Is it really lack of awareness or just outright poverty ?
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Tells PDP Not To Challenge Election Results In Court by deepwater(f): 10:23am On Mar 07, 2019
Oshiomole come and suspend this one too

He is declaring support for another party grin
PoliticsRe: Why Is Jimi Agbaje Always Playing The Politics Of Tribalism In Lagos? by deepwater(f):
Stop igniting this media war and hate against NDI IGBO!

I would rather advise you treat them as "Lagosians" instead, as they are in all ramifications

In chemistry, the law of definite proportion, sometimes called Proust's law or the law of definite composition, or law of constant composition states that a given chemical compound (Ndi Igbo) always contains its component elements in fixed ratio by mass (by vote) and does not depend on its source (Abia,Enugu,Ebonyi,Anambra,Imo) and method of preparation (PDP or APC).

In the words of Joseph Priestley, and Antoine Lavoisier

We shall conclude by deducing from these experiments (2019 election) the principle we have established at the commencement of this memoir (election campaign), viz. that iron (Ndi Igbo) like many other metals (ethnic groups) is subject to the law of nature which presides at every true combination, that is to say, that it unites with constant proportions of oxygen (other ethinic groups alive). In this respect it does not differ from tin(Hausas), mercury(Fulanis), and lead(Yorubas), and, in a word, almost every known combustible (ethnic group).

Kindly stop pointing those accusing fingers of yours towards a successful tribe, stop hating them.

OP you actually need a high level of stoichiometry in your life!
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje Message To Lagosians by deepwater(f): 9:57am On Mar 07, 2019
lol
EntertainmentRe: Man Dances Zanku As He Juggles With His Cap(video) by deepwater(f): 9:46am On Mar 07, 2019
lol

I was actually gonna send this to Dallas Campbell to be discussed on the science of stupid...


However, watching the trick pulled at 0.29 sec....it is no science. Dude has a fast finger and his audience got slow eyes and relaxed brains. Just the right combination for "magic" to be successful

Good entertainer you are,

Next...
CrimeRe: Gunmen Shoot Man Dead At A Drinking Joint In Port-Harcourt. Graphic Photos by deepwater(f): 8:39am On Mar 07, 2019
MaziDan2017:
PH, very unsafe no matter how low you lay especially Ogbunabali, about 8 persons have killed between Saturday night & Sunday afternoon, but this was a case of mistaken identity. They traced a rival cultist with the same colour of T-shirt at that same bar.
You are very correct
Not everything we see on the internet is true!!!
CelebritiesRe: Adediwura Becky Adesegha: I'm Broke, Everything Nah Packaging by deepwater(f):
Lol

I keep telling my fellow ladies, improve on yourself intellectually

Breast and yansh don't freak guys as you all think, once they cum it's over.

The biggest breast and yansh could be obtained for 500 naira in the next dog ashewo house! So whatsup?

All you are known for is "that girl with big breast" ?

Before Instagram creeped into Nigeria, people actually felt cossy had the biggest breast. Actually cossy is still learning work from Roman goddess. undecided
PoliticsRe: LAK Jimoh: “O To Ge’’ - How I Originated Campaign Slogan That Dethroned Saraki by deepwater(f): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2019
Makes no sense.

You all have won the election, get to work asap

Stop this noise.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Addresses APC Members Over Governorship Election by deepwater(f): 6:18pm On Mar 06, 2019
Where is the bullion
PoliticsRe: APC In Imo Doesn't Have A Governorship Candidate - Daniel Nwafor, APC Chairman by deepwater(f):
Lol

Actually, rochas okorocha was the last politician I believed In


We stood our grounds for this man to come in, power changed rochas completely.

be grateful for where u are and sometimes watch what u wish for.

Rochas was a better person before becoming a governor

He has destroyed all credibility he built in the past.

Just like orji uzor kalu, these guys are northerners born by eastern mothers

Emekadollars:
I was in Aba when Rochas became governor of Imo. We were even happy for Imolites. Wished to get someone like him as governor in Abia. But we never knew he's an idiot.
Anuohia, efulefu, ezigbo onye iberibe na agbara ndi ugwu odibo. Ya na Orji Uzo but nnoo ofu. Tufia!!
Flesh and blood couldn't have revealed this to you.

But the spirit, only!


emmanuelex1:
TRUE BRO, I REMEMBERED HOW WE CELEBRATED THEN WHEN HE WAS DECLARED THE WINNER. Rochas totally forgot that it was the people that brought him to power against all odds. Till date I still regret my little efforts for ROCHAS. That is why I laugh when people fight on this platform over politicians.
You have seen truth, you can not be deceived.

You are special

May your days be long, may your son never resemble your landlord
TravelRe: Major Traffic Jam Routes In Lagos by deepwater(f): 5:21pm On Mar 06, 2019
akinsmyk:
Mega chicken at Ikota to VGC roundabout all the way down to Jubilee bridge at Ajah. Then coming from Badore/Langbasa to Jubilee bridge Ajah.

Admiralty road junction to Lekki-ikoyi link bridge.

Freedom way to Lekki-Ajah express road

Falomo under bridge at MTN office all the way down Awolowo way.

From Ligali Ayorinde to Ajose Adeogun roundabout from the afternoon.

From Silverbird and Adeola Odeku all the way to Ring road bridge/Muson centre

Ring road bridge to Muson centre all the way to Bonny camp
My guy, all that one na go slow.

Look up alakija to iyana iba side on Google map by 12 mid night today. You go still see red for iyana iba.
These are people returing from work the next day, of which they eventually left their offices about 5pm the previous day. This is verifiable just use Google map at mid night
FamilyRe: The Purpose Of Child Lock In Cars And How To Activate It by deepwater(f): 4:59pm On Mar 06, 2019
Lol

I remember this very well, it happened to me many years ago on my first ride.



Took my car to public car wash garage, child lock got activated there (mistakenly I believe during the drying process)

For weeks I endured the embarrassment and pains of always coming down to help people open down astern.


Vex carry motor enter one Kazeem place and told him to fix my door, he just madam I no fit collect money for your hand for this thing o, my conscience go worry me. Me just the "shidlor" dey on.

I was like what?
He said "shildlor", i couldn't understand what he was saying. I said oya show me, he did and I thanked him so much

Knowledge is power indeed

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