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RomanceRe: How Two Slay Queens Disgraced Me At An Eatery This Evening. by deepwater(f): 10:48pm On May 24, 2018
OP
You disgraced yourself......
You go dey give maltina girl champagne

so using iphone and sub come mean say she go no whatsup?

I bet you do not know all the function you TV/decoder remote control has grin
AutosRe: Accident Free 2003 Toks Toyota Corolla Sold Sold by deepwater(f): 4:58am On May 21, 2018
eherbal:
you can make your statements without resorting to taunts and insults.your disposition here shows you to be a degenerate lass lacking in manners and courtsey. referring to someone you've never met on faceless forum as 'this one', shows the kind of home training recipient you are. a likely product of a gutter sex gone wrong. undecided
Jihadist like you.

Shut up and buy the car!

Always living a bitter life, like you have a gun to your head all the time. See the gutter language you use in your supposed time of fast? No wonder you slam your skull down to earth for nothing 100 times a day.

Cry baby, go call the mods MDFKER grin

Let me see you ask of VIN number here again without intention to buy the tire, you will tell me whether the breast you suck has nafdac number ... product of leaking condom, it is so obvious your mum got your pregnancy slamming her head on the floor while taking the cock doggy style from the Alfa.

Searching for a corrola indeed, you should be searching for the nearest mosque to blow up your self into smithereens instead

Good for nothing toad,
AutosRe: Accident Free 2003 Toks Toyota Corolla Sold Sold by deepwater(f): 3:53pm On May 20, 2018
Lol...

This vin number fight makes me laff.

The funny thing here is those who speedily request for the vin don't even have intentions of buying. We all now ipfreely abi cosplay we surely ask for the vin. Heck wait for it....

See as this one rush wish the seller happy sales after fighting over vin like he wants to buy
eherbal:
Well done jare person wey get sense.may it be sold quicker than your anticipation.nice one bro
grin
CrimeRe: Lagos SARS Operatives Who Extorted N5,000 From Woman And Her Friends Arrested by deepwater(f):
The guy should go to jail
EducationRe: At LASU, Frst Class Is Not Cheap, Says Vice Chancellor by deepwater(f): 1:42pm On May 17, 2018
tobillionaire:
spot on.... you must be living in that area
No I don't stay there, I actually have my intels on every where
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s 2nd Baby Mama Shades 3rd Baby Mama, Insists She Isn’t A One-Night Stand by deepwater(f): 8:09am On May 17, 2018
Lol

Make una calm down abeg grin

Truth is that most people castigating this wiz kid and his baby mama (whatever that means) have committed abortion for one or different people.

Here is someone taking responsibility of his actions, so WTF.

We are all the different, some people want to give birth to kids for celebrity (that's all on their bucket list of life)

Some. Want to work for ExxonMobil and them never still get am, u will agree with me that the former is more easier than the latter. But don't jealous them ehhhhh. Do your own
EducationRe: At LASU, Frst Class Is Not Cheap, Says Vice Chancellor by deepwater(f):
Lol

Mr. VC u all should stop this mentality and focus on security instead.

Your students introduced cultism to the school environment as they live off campus with idle Nigerians due to non provision of school halls.

Today, what is being experienced in the whole OJO local government is very saddening. The media is not telling the story. We all had about ikorodu and baddo. The world is not aware that that is a child's play compared to what is going on in OJO LGA.

Drive by shooting every week, kids less than 25 are being dropped on a weekly basis, people come in to the street in broad day light to kill someone in a saloon and walk away, a certain group writes to another informing them of the havoc and time they are coming. The hit is executed, life wasted and nobody is saying anything?


Kids don't go through their 23 years bd in that axis no more, from IBA estate, down to campus gate, okokomaiko and iyana isashi has become just like Rio de Janeiro in the 1970s.

Please wake up, the future leaders are dying in that area.

It is only in Nigeria that I have seen so much uneducated people leaving around a university,
BusinessRe: Forte Oil Plc: Decent Q1’18 Numbers, Plans To Divest Subsidiaries by deepwater(f): 7:48am On May 17, 2018
Was that why we saw him inside molue yesterday undecided
HealthRe: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by deepwater(f): 7:00pm On May 16, 2018
Lol

Nigerians voted for an ignorant person ignorantly
TravelRe: Germany Set To Deport Over 30,000 Nigerians by deepwater(f): 7:05am On May 16, 2018
Kai

Who will be importing the German machines for us.

Ignorant people will be happy about this.

Truth is that your president is not selling your market well. He caused it.

Don't tell me other countries are affected too, my dear Nigeria is the specific target worldwide in issues like this, other countries na collateral damage
Car TalkRe: Driving Against Traffic Cele-apapa Express Road by deepwater(f): 9:16pm On May 12, 2018
barricades have been installed on major roads within Apapa.
Consequently no where to park the trailers and trucks anymore (as was done before)
Area B road to wharf gate has no barricade, however under construction. coconut - trinity under construction.
The only available place to park from otto wharf going backwards to second rainbow
They intentionally park the trucks facing apapa to fool the people and government that they are going to ports, oga that road express na approved trailer park now. Bus drivers have no option than to use the bridge at cele to join one way traffic and terminate at coconut.

Government cant fight trailer drivers, because the trailer owners are the people in government already.....

Dangote confortably line up brand new trucks from costain to apongbon, nobody says anything undecided undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2 Things To Check In Your Life, If Things Are Not Going Well by deepwater(f): 2:04pm On May 11, 2018
Check who your president is.
That's all
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Tobi "The Day I Saw Housemates Having Sex" by deepwater(f):
kai

Tobi shut up.

Teddy has more bro code than you, he kpanshed his bitched....no regrets from him and his goons....people liked it, they talked about it, they watched the clip over and over again, it gave bloggers hits, clicks and money....

You, TOBI BAKARE was seen all over the house for about 90 days begging for toto, something Teddy and Miracle were getting on the regular....

Nobody should talk about what the show promotes, it is rated 18 for a reason, any wonder why the station was not flagged down when toto was been sacrificed life on air? Pray tell, people paid to view it, it is legit.... Explicit Content, not suitable for viewers younger than 18

peacengine:
If I marry someone like you, my family will disown me, I will never forgive myself if I marry Olosho
Son, the issue here is that i cannot marry someone like you. Some that has problem with not being able to stay away from something he doesnt like. What you dont eat, dont smell.....BB9JA is an optional programme, you could avoid it on the tv and on social media forum. Stop being silly.

Let me ask u, why have you addressed me as olosho? could this be that once someone does not confirm to your ideology S/HE becomes a negative? u see one more reason why i can not marry you?

Thanks for exposing the thinking faculty of your entire family members, stick to your size to ensure your family doesnt disown u undecided
EducationRe: Apply For 2018/2019 PTDF PHD And Msc Overseas Scholarsip At The United Kingdom by deepwater(f): 8:35am On May 09, 2018
Boldwinner:
Your own is to find fault. English Teacher. You better mind your own business. So how do you explain some people getting the mail and others not getting it if ALL applicants are to update their centres?

Some people who didn't get the mail said they already selected interview center during the initial application.

That's why I made that statement. Don't come here and claim to know it all, lady
now they go ballistic and defensive, after realizing they were wrong

oga, you premise was based on falsehood, that makes your conclusion a fallacy...

An average Nigerian hates taking responsibility of their actions.
If only you know how many people come here for information, you would not cook up stuffs in house to put on line. He is telling me about some people...lol...like we are your school mates abi grin
Car TalkRe: Lamborghini Recalls The Centenario To ‘repair’ An Overweight Label by deepwater(f): 8:23am On May 09, 2018
kai

As little as it may appear, that is a fatal error in engineering design.

If a modification/error has been made that alters the gross weight of the equipment (vehicle in this case), the loadline is as well affected. With consideration to other factors such as air density and temp. The whole calculations of that vehicle is flawed thereby misleading any information per dimension on the users manual.

Something tells me this error is really larger than what is portrayed, they are trying to appear caring and having attention to details.
However, i am not buying that as there exist what is called safety factor in design. If all safety factor limits and ranges cannot accommodate the label overweight, then it is more than what actually meets the eyes.

Return the car asap.
EducationRe: Apply For 2018/2019 PTDF PHD And Msc Overseas Scholarsip At The United Kingdom by deepwater(f): 8:13am On May 09, 2018
Ramsey247:
You mean SOP as in standard operating procedure? And what could be wrong with a proposal?
Oga you can not be discussing standard operating procedure here na grin

sop - statement of purpose....[s]as in what i want to be when i grow up....[/s] cheesy
EducationRe: Apply For 2018/2019 PTDF PHD And Msc Overseas Scholarsip At The United Kingdom by deepwater(f): 8:06am On May 09, 2018
Boldwinner:
That's the thing. And people are busy crying they aren't shortlisted.

I got good news for you this morning. I just confirmed that someone who had earlier received the message: "You have not been shortlisted," was able to log in this morning successfully and select a center.

So you see, I was right. It's a technical error. Nothing more.

Those who got the mail are those who didn't choose the exam center during the first registration. If you have chosen yours earlier, you don't have to try logging in.

If you got the email and you're getting error message while trying to log on, try to log on again today.

Good luck.
sometimes i wonder why people sit behind their computer to discuss and put information into the cyber space bothering on issues they have no authority to speak on nor have an idea about. undecided

After they will be shouting ojoro! simple English you can not comprehend.
ALL Applicants, ALL Applicants, All applicants they said are to revisit the portal again to choose a venue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by deepwater(f): 9:06am On May 07, 2018
Structuralman:
@deepwater: Any luck with the call up timeline after medicals? The suspense is intriguing...am sure you understand.
The last refinery set took four months between medical (same day they received selection letter) and when they were called to travel for training.

If you are working now, do not resign until they have called you to resume / travel

Present guys with fertilizer plant have been awaiting travel dates for the past 2 months.

Its a slow system, you will get used to it.

What plant are you working with? Fertilizer or refinery?
Are you working presently, hope you know DG salary huh
Check if it is something you may need to consider
AutosRe: Toyota Venza 2010 by deepwater(f): 9:22pm On May 06, 2018
Cosplay
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Shouldn't Rejoice When A Wicked Man Dies by deepwater(f): 12:07pm On May 06, 2018
I remember how people were happy when the news of ABACHAs death filtered the air huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by deepwater(f): 6:42pm On May 03, 2018
Structuralman:
Still waiting for your response folks...
I don't work with them.
Will check and revert
CareerRe: Tetra Pak Appoints Oshiokamele Aruna - Its First Nigerian Managing Director by deepwater(f): 7:44pm On May 02, 2018
Now he will make everyone there contract staff
CelebritiesRe: Zion Idibia Marks His 10th Birthday. His Mother Sunmbo Adeoye Celebrates Him by deepwater(f): 5:35pm On Apr 29, 2018
kai

Omo any time hos step dad sees him..
Him go just remember how 2face been knack him wife apako, like pomo to pomo lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: You Can’t Be A Good Father If You Don’t Love Your Wife – Okon Lagos by deepwater(f): 5:33pm On Apr 29, 2018
Oga stay one place...
After pricing ashana 70k for enugu

Whats wrong with niccurs these days angry

Na your wife i pity...
She married a joke not a joker undecided
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Buhari At Amanda Mustapha's Wedding Reception (Photo) by deepwater(f): 4:50pm On Apr 29, 2018
kenedy175:
Lol... You weren't even fast enough! I'll get you
tongue
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Buhari At Amanda Mustapha's Wedding Reception (Photo) by deepwater(f): 4:44pm On Apr 29, 2018
Lorechino:
a
ceeroh:
d
Uyiii:
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soberdrunk:
grin
Treasure1919:
...
foliman:
.
kenedy175:
Okay
Emmyziski:
.
lol.

See them
Lazy youths grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Buhari At Amanda Mustapha's Wedding Reception (Photo) by deepwater(f): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2018
lol

Buhari: I hope zia name is on the list of lazy youths

Saraki: No sir, I forgot.

Buhari: Kai!

Saraki: But i will put their names on the supplementary list

Buhari: Yowa!!!! They know themselves grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Shutdown The Internet With Chef Chioma 'Assurance' (Photo) by deepwater(f):
lol

Rubbing it on their faces.
Get an Igbo lady and your live changes for good.
I am happy for DAVIDO
All his life he has been fed with ogi while taped upside down and inoculated with hydraulic soup consistently that his voice cords became shattered (Thanks to autotune) angry
Now, this Igbo girl has made him experience meals at its best.... Igbo delicacies tongue
He can not help, but to make a music for his palatable experience. grin

Stop hydraulic soup inoculation, una no go hear undecided

#CHIOMA deserves some accolades like WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool


Divinehealer:
[s]I believe as a true Igbo girl she should lay low and be mysterious[/s] until he put the ring on it. [s]Not to be known as his chef and bed warmer if kasala burst[/s].
Abeg, park well..
How many rings you don collect, how many dey your hand..
Lords of the rings...
PhonesRe: 5 Features Of Nokia 7 Plus That Will Make You Ditch Your Phone by deepwater(f): 11:37am On Apr 29, 2018
Lol
CareerRe: Things To Consider Before Choosing A Career by deepwater(f): 8:04am On Apr 29, 2018
Ok
PetsRe: Monkey Drinks Codeine Syrup In Delta State (Video) by deepwater(f): 7:14pm On Apr 28, 2018
Una don give am codeine now
Hold am ooo
I no wan hear say monkey steal delta state budget money grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Cee C Was NOT Attacked At Lagos Airport - Video Evidence by deepwater(f): 10:13am On Apr 24, 2018
WE DIDNT SEE ANYTHING

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