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lol

Good one,
But i do not know while i see first class as putting people into a crate

kai
Very bad experience...

To you reading the OP comment, never, i repeat never attempt to remove your life jacket onboard any watercraft...these ones are ijaw, na fish them be. they could stay deep immersed for minutes.

Times are rough now, not just the creek, anywhere within 150 nautical miles extended from the continental shelf of the niger delta is a red zone for now.

Good thing they cant operate deepwaters, otherwise Nigerians would eat sands, this is no joke!

The navy should deploy enough gunboats seawards from fairway bouy as well as inward to bonny and all the creeks.

Local water transportation has to be upgraded, enough of putting engines on banana boats, ferry system should be introduced with safety radio equipment to communicate and listen to channels of security watch on VHF.

Life is precious abeg

aflyingbird:
He gave you the money to fulfill fatherly duty? It's like saying he was obligated to give to you when he wasn't. He's not your father so u should know he gave it to you out of his heart.

Go back, read the op comment again, this time very slowly

Na so una dey fail exam

Lol
So this is the official color for polygamous marriage in delta state.

Check the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/3705698/man-marries-2-wives-delta


When hubby picks this color run for your life

toritseon:
And you think Otedola ain't a part of the Refinery Project? Seen both men, couple of times inspecting the project together. Otedola sure has a stake in the refinery.

You have a point

Lol

Lol
Like my father always say to me:

Na khaki and gun they make person become soldier
One on one we go know who be man

Lol
She should be surprised to see the man who will take out bread from her dad once his refinery starts producing

Kids won't see this coming

tesppidd:
are you sure about that? i get your point though. the thing is, accidents are bound to happen once in a while. whether road, air, rail or water. air accidents are always catastrophic. but if all road drivers could travel @ 80KPH there would be no road accidents.

Lol
It doesn't work that way
Ever heard of accident frequency rate formula?

Mathematics rule the world
Funny enough people run from it

FriendNG:
Even the boss is calling Lalasticlala like say u cannot push 2 FP by urself.

The post have no source link neither a pic but u second it to front page just because you're first 2 comment.

A post without a source link or picture doesn't mean it is a false news already.

The crisis had been on for 3hours before my post, I was surprised that it hasn't been reported on NL and people kept using that route without prior knowledge and getting caught up in the duel. It could be you or your love ones finding oneself in the midst of avoidable trauma, so why take the risk when you can avoid it?

You are still a kid obviously, your thoughts are based on Nairaland FP and related toys.

You think the site owner is crazy to have requested for FP?

It shows how low your medulla has shrink.

And for the record the post made FP recommended by the site owner, so instead of trying to be noticed go fcuuk yourself, deactivate your account and start a new live with a pinch of sense

The University of Lagos is the first university to be established by the Federal Government in Nigeria, historically, go and find out in 1962

And government acquired land for the University of Lagos in that environment. We have the documents.

Lol....the lame one
Mr VC you couldn't even give a rational line to justify your claim... You lines are so weak like old mama pant!!!

The joke is on your tribe, leave jona outa it, your people did not see their son 'MKO ABIOLA' worthy of their praise. Go suck it up rather than blame GEJ.

What a caliber of educationists the zoo has produced, so daft in intellectual reasoning.

Now u are outgoing, go hide your brains somewhere the ☀ don't shine

Professor my black ass

K

gift01:
But I passed to and fro VOLKS and Alaba around 9-10 this morning and saw nothing. Pls where and when did it happen. Give us pictures cos u might bee referring to Iyana Iba or somewhere close

Obviously you passed through volks - mile 10 - police corner - Alaba.

If you had passed the main road, Infact you could not have passed that road cos it was burn fire at Nepa junction - lasu gate - franklas - volks.

Soldiers have arrived the area to calm things.

And by the way, since you are around the area go there yourself and take pictures so Nairaland can praise u

From Alaba down to volks is blocked

Avoid that route
Tear gas and burning of tyres
Aboki guys chasing the police
As police prevents them from protesting

Lol

Kai

I know of a friend affected by this nonsense.
He practically left UNiAbuja a medical student pleading to be admitted into department of microbiology in Ife.

Ife in their usual behavior ignored him.

How them wan take write exam now.

After how many years of compulsory floating, please do not push in more quacks into the system bikonu

Nice one

Lalasticlala let them know

Nigerian politics should be a subject for university research.

For now, it fails all rational thoughts.

What is the meaning if this?
Show for the camera or what precisely

Perhaps the video is not complete
Nevertheless it's has not shown an adequate response
On the other hand, is a response really required or deserved?

Well if you must do something, do it well.

LOL

LOL

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One thing I know about this man is that he has made sure many don't go homeless

chronique:
Not someone telling me but the person in question saying so. Just like the wife of the husband in the story above, attesting to the fact that she has been praying such prayers.

Read my first comment on this issue, you could see reasons there in why the wife is admitting this.

Haven't you had people confessing to acts they never did once their spirit is broken?

chronique:
if i find out that someone close to me has been praying such a prayer for me,i'd never trust that person again,nor allow that person come close to me.

How do you find out such?

Someone would tell you right?

Another then say otherwise, it's all words of mouth how do you choose and prove which is correct ?

You align to the initial cos you somewhat believe someone is praying against your progress ever before now so what is need is just a prophet to say what u want to hear.
My brother that is a sign of a WEAK SPIRIT in the person

shortgun:
Prophets, pastors, Church leaders I will need your help on this one.

My elder brother has been married to his wife about 14yrs now, the marriage is blessed with 3 boys.
His wife is not the kind of woman a lot of men will pray for but no one is perfect. My bro tells me things about his marriage that he won't even disclose to our parents, I am very close to him and he always seeks my opinion.

His wife is a devoted Christian... she attends almost all d church programs and never misses Church service every sunday.

They had a program in d Church and she invited the husband. My brother went to the program and the Pastor called him out and told him that God wants to bless him financially more than he will ever imagine but there is a voice crying to God not to bless him.

The pastor called the wife out and told her that she is the d one telling God not to bless her husband cos she thinks a lot of money in his hands will make him to misbehave and d wife said yes.

The pastor now asked my brother to promise that if God bless him with this huge amount of money will you promise not to misbehave and he said yes... the pastor now asked his wife to reverse the prayer she has been praying against her husband right there inside the Church so that God can bless him and she did.

Since that day my brother became restless, he couldn't believe that the woman under his roof is d one praying against his progress. He told me that he wants to divorce her so that he can be free from her negative prayers.

I don't really know what to tell him.

Op tell your brother this

Keep your wife
Change your prophet

you see, the only reason your brother believed this story is because his wife agreed to reverse a prayer.

Now be guided accordingly, African women places pastors and prophets in high esteem. The chances of a typical "churchious" African woman to say the prophet is wrong about his prophecy is slimmer than none.

They are weird already and super brainwashed not to doubt or argue with the prophet.
Hence she could have accepted under duress or desire to reverse a prayer she never made for sake of her husband escaping poverty (Now this is tough love present only in the DNA of a black woman) or fear of the prophet dealing with her spiritually lf she counter his claims (they could make her loose her sanity to prove a point, they are as wicked as that)

More importantly, tell you brother that I, DEEPWATER 1 of the Gulf of Guinea said he is a stupid man.

1. A woman of 14 years blessed you with three soldiers and he thinks he still needs money?

2. God blesses people according to his riches in glory and not because of some prayers requesting he shouldn't because of adultery

3. You brother is weak spiritually and physically, making money is an act of its one. Until you master that act with Grace of God you will keep trying. Has your brother master the act of making money or he just wants prayers and mannas from heaven. Tell him the days are gone by

4. One day, another prophet will tell him, that you (his sweet sister) or your mum (his sweet mother) is the reason for his downfall. It will be too late for you to cry then.

I have seen this happen before, the pastor guy gave all the fu.ckery of prophesy there-is to this young man not to marry this young lady.
Niggar obliged and let go of his sweet heart, travelled back to Lagos, never returned again, abandoning this sweet girl at the prophet house of prayers (as both of them came from LAG for prayers seeking to proceed with marriage)

Today as I type this, that girl sells bread at Mayfair bus stop Ile-Ife, with 2 kids and a pregnancy all belonging to the prophet guy.

The choice is yours

Op when you are born into a royal home you become royal automatically. Association with commoners is frown at completely.

In this wise, That pussycat belongs to the organisers only for one year, non-members of the organising team are hereby forbidden to eat that pussy with immediate effect...

That pussy needs to be scattered with reckless abandon for 365 days firm with possible extension of 1 X 10 days or 2 X 14 days pro-rata basis as to be mutually agreed upon. Guess what?

The biatch always agree !

Nothing more, nothing less

It's their work o


I pity their boyfriends
After 365 days of continuous pussy community service, the "P" go don loose alignment comot remaining "ussy".

When the boyfriend see him babe ussy the year after him no go recognize am again.

Have u ever wondered why beauty queens become ugly after their reign? Na the same reason why all the ashewo for Nigeria have one particular look.

....Knacking Akpako unfettered

Is this supposed to be a Saturday breakfast show or what