₦airaland Forum

where the kanny in 'kannywood' derive from?

From kano.

Why is Ibowood _Nollywood riddled with tribalism?
Some people want me to shut up but I believe in saying the truth.

A bottle of beer!

Some have done worse in naija over a cup of ogogoro.

Noted!!!!
Anything else??

Are you ready to swear with your ancestors that you'll stop eating them?

That lady is very preety but not hot IMHO.

The market will be back up sooner that people think, but not till after the USA's presidential election.

In Jesus name we pray, Amen.

So many questions. . .

Did you apply and they turned you down?

Can you speak Hausa and they still turned you down?

Does it make sense to hire a non-speaking Hausa person to act in a Hausa movie?

Why don't you take time to reason out your thought before verbalizing?

How much is Seun paying the person with most asinine post on Nairaland?

there are so many non yoruba actors in yoruba movies that cannot speak yoruba but rehearsed their parts over and over again and delivered.

You can trust that every policy of Government or its agency is an opportunity to some. While others are working to fill up the pot holes that have been created by our excesses some are deep inside digging, expanding and consolidating.

Some of us whom greed took to the NSE are aware of the Nigerian problem.But we hoped that somehow peeps will continue to buy shares when we enter that way the party will continue. Now there is a stampede to get out the door because people see dead body for ground (them say na bear kill am) Grin. Party organizers think that by raising the volume of the music people will come and dance. So I guess we will all have to wait and see. By the way, I was a victim too. I lost money.

At least they have an excuse now because the stock market is falling world wide. Ability to recover is another story.

chei, see follow follow. the US and europe does it, nigeria must do it. Grin those guys at the NSE need to get their auditing in check.

Are you sure it wasn't our initial idea but we were scared to say it because of what people will say. Nigeria needs bail out in every sector. Military, education, agriculture, northern dominance, infrastructure, tribalism,religion,sexism and most importantly leadership.

Stephanie okereke in Liberia where she pulled a 60 thousand crowd for the anti rape concert.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/101946_SKD_1_JPGa32a6a646693ed7ba0aa34dccaf2288e

And she is 100% African and no yellow fever or anything like that.

Why is kannywood not open to non hausa actors?

That chic can pull stunts sha. she took Nollywood by surprise and is now unto hollywood. i like her so much because while the likes of genevieve and omotola were fighting and the likes of Ini edo and dakore were changing men, she was busy working herself up from undergorund. she is even a bigger celebrity in the carribean and will soon overtake Genevieve.

Please y'all Nigerian men should stop fronting because you eat shit day by day. That goes to show how stupid most men can be.

but God is a God of justice, and for evil doer God have causes against them. Even you people who come online to support evil against the yorubas, if you do not know, you raining causes on yourself, check the word of God. It is better you keep quiet than rain causes against yourself.

Nigeria, fifth world hunger prone nation – FIIRO DG

By Agency reporter


The Director-General, Federal Institute of Industrial Research, Oshodi, Lagos, Dr. Oluwole Olatunji, has said that Nigeria is the fifth on the hunger index rating in the world and the nineth largest population in the world with a very high level of poverty.






He said food crisis could be the worst crisis to hit human kind because it would be worse than any epidemic ever imagined.

Olatunji warned that the Nigerian situation could be worse than that of other nations of the world if not timely and properly addressed.

He, therefore, enjoined the Federal Government to establish more food storage facilities in the country to reduce post harvest losses and reduce soaring food prices.

He lamented that the nation’s food storage capacity was low, resulting in post harvest loss of above 30 per cent of national agricultural outputs.

Olatunji advised that greater focus and investment should be directed towards agriculture to avoid food crisis.

He spoke during the FIIRO Technological Open-Day 2008, entitled, “Food Security Issue in Nigeria: FIIRO’s Relevance.”

He said the institute had developed over 30 commercialised food processing technologies based on available local agro-commodities.

He added that FIIRO had invented technologies that had improved fish and meat processing, weaning food processing, baking products, local drinks, cereals and legumes processing, roots and tubers, edible oils, fruits and cassava products processing among others

Olatunji said, “The global food crisis is already having a devastating effect on the Nigerian food supply situation, considering the current high cost of food items in Nigerian markets.

“Food experts are of the opinion that Nigerian 300,000- tonne strategic reserves is too low compared with Food and Agricultural Organisation’s recommendation that every country should have at least 20kilograms per person for three months at any point in time. This implies that in real terms, Nigeria, with 140 million people should have at least 2.8million tonnes reserves at any point in time.”

The FIIRO DG, advised that there should be transparency, efficient and honest management of government’s intervention programmes to ensure food sustainability.

He also called for a more strategic approach to developing a national food security programme towards food self sufficiency.

He said, “In developing countries, particularly, South of the Sahara desert, where more than 800 million people still suffer from chronic under-nutrition, huge investments are needed in agriculture, rural infrastructure, water control, food processing and support services, if the current level of malnutrition ravaging our continent must be halted.

“To achieve this, agriculture investments in these countries would need to increase by almost 25 per cent above the present level.”


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/oct/8/402.html

lol.

Monkey see, monkey do.

So[b]mebody don chop money.

The problem in NSE is fraudulent accounting practices. No amount of credit thaw will propel the market forward whilst transparency lies buried in an unmarked grave[/b]

So true.

Ndi Okereke can now raise fund legally for saving our stock market and banks.

Man, 28, stabs friend to death over drink
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The refusal of a 33-year-old spare parts dealer to buy a beer for his friend in a beer parlour in Osogbo, Osun State has sent him to the grave early after he was stabbed to death during the disagreement.



The tragic incident, according to a source at the Osun State Police Command, occurred on Sunday night (10.00pm) at a beer parlour called Cool Spot when a local musician was on the band stand, entertaining guests and the rendezvous came to an end abruptly after the deceased was stabbed.

The police source told Daily Sun that 28-year-old Taofeek Hassan, a driver, that during the disagreement over a bottle of beer with Mukalia Azeez, the suspect smashed a broken bottle on his friend’s head and stabbed him severally.

The suspect, who is now being detained at Oja Oba Police Station, Osogbo was said to have disappeared immediately his friend slumped, while other guests in the beer parlour went after him leaving Azeez to bleed to death.

Azeez, a spare part dealer at the popular Ajegunle market was declared dead on arrival in hospital and the corpse has been deposited at Ladoke Akintola University Teaching Hospital (LAUTECH) by the police team, which picked him up 30 minutes after the stabbing.

According to the source, the suspect was arrested on Monday morning at his hideout following a tip-off by some of those who were around during the incident after the police had searched for him throughout the night.

Daily Sun learnt that the suspect had made useful statement to the Oja Oba police on the incident, while investigations have been concluded and that the suspect would be charged to court within the week.

The source revealed that Hassan stabbed Azeez with the bottle, because he refused to buy him beer. A family member said the information was collaborated by eyewitnesses at the joint.

The state Commissioner of Police, Mr. John Moronike and Area Commander, were said to have been briefed on the gruesome murder.

Meanwhile, the murder case has been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) on the orders of the commissioner of police, while since the arrest of the suspect, none of his family members had visited him at the police station. The suspect told Daily Sun that he only took one bottle of beer and was about leaving when the deceased asked him not to go, a claim which was debunked by relations of the late Azeez who insisted that he was drunk as the time of the ugly incident.

His words: “I broke the beer bottle and did not know when I stabbed him on the neck. My thinking was that I thought he would survive and I hope to visit him the next day at the hospital.”

At the family compound of the late Azeez at Esa Binuyo Street, Osogbo, when Daily Sun correspondent visited there on Tuesday, the atmosphere was tense as sympathizers were seen condoling his aged father and mother.

Pa Azeez, father of the deceased told Daily Sun that none of the family members of the suspect had come to condole him and his wife over the incident.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/oct/8/504.html

NSE, banks work out N600bn bail-out package
By Goddy Egene and Eromosele Abiodun, 10.08.2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Stock Market Crisis

Strong indications emerged yesterday that the Council of the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) may have made a head way in its efforts to bail out the nation’s stock from its lingering slide.




This followed an agreement reached between the Council of the NSE and some banks to inject N600 billion into the market.

The Director-General of the NSE, Prof. Ndi Okereke-Onyiuke, had last Monday said a meeting would be held between the Exchange and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) as part of fresh efforts to find a solution to the falling share prices.

However, SEC officials were not at yesterday’s meeting that was held in Lagos.

A source close to SEC said that while the Commission was in support of efforts to bail out the stock market, it was not aware of the latest arrangement.

But THISDAY gathered that the part of the bail-out package discussed yesterday include an arrangement that would lead to the appointment of six banks to act as major “Market Makers”. The banks would then provide N100 billion each to buy up to 15 per cent of their shares from the market.

Although any company can be licensed under the guidelines issued by SEC for operators to become Market Makers, it was gathered that the NSE may have encouraged banks to take the lead.

A source said that the thinking is that given the financial muscle of the banks, they would easily meet the minimum capital requirement of N2 billion stipulated by SEC.

“The banks, working according to the guidelines issued by SEC, will provide funds to mop up shares from the market and sell the same shares whenever the need arises,” a source said.

Capital market operators said that given the current capitalisation of banks and the urgency to bail out the nation’s stock market, banks are in a good position to play as Market Makers by floating subsidiaries that would do so.

The SEC’s rules define Market Maker as “Any specialist permitted to act as a dealer, any dealer acting in the position of a block positioner, any dealer, who with respect to a security, holds himself out as being ready to buy and sell such securities for his own account on a regular and continuous basis”.

The Market Maker shall be a company duly registered with Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) and shall have a minimum paid-up capital of N2 billion. A Market Maker is required to at all times maintain sufficient liquid assets to cover its current indebtedness.

Obligations of the Market Maker include: stabilisation of the market by ensuring continuous liquidity by synchronising buy and sell transactions of a security; operate within the established transaction spread (that is bid/offer spread) which shall be a maximum limit of three per cent and subject to review from time to time.

Also, the Market Maker will have the capacity for continuous two-way quotes in the relevant stocks through the trading session in a minimum quote size of 100,000 units of shares and must have the capacity to deliver and settle transactions within the prescribed settlement cycle of T+3. The Market Maker must equally have the capacity to lend and borrow the designated securities at any time, with a view to ensuring stability in the market among others.

Meanwhile, worried by the worsening global financial meltdown, the Senate will today consider a motion on the issue and its impact on Nigeria.

The motion, entitled: “Global Credit Crisis and its impact on Nigeria”, is being sponsored by Senator Anthony Manzo with 18 co-sponsors.

In the motion, listed on yesterday’s notice paper, the sponsor noted that the wave of the global financial crisis sweeping through United States of America and Europe was the first financial crisis of the 21st century.

If the Senate throws its weight behind motion, commendation may come the way of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) for the quick intervention by injecting N1 trillion into the economy.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/oct/8/224.html

what i want to be is President Obama's monica

If Michelle get you ehn?

Nigeria1@ is a phucking TROLL who has nothing to offer besides evidence of his insanity, and I appeal to you to PLEASE ban this sack of chit, or at the very least go ahead and delete every single retarded picture he has regurgitated here since NOT ONE of those satellite images conveys anything other than further confirmation that Nigeria1@ is clearly in the midst of a nervous breakdown leading to inevitable full-blown psychosis.

Seun I guarantee you that if a poll were taken of the Nairaland readership, NOT ONE person will be opposed to putting this sorry basket-case out of his misery.

Roflmaopimp

I'm surprised he hasn't soiled this thread with his out of context images yet.

He has been banned for sure.

does he actually upload these pictures one by one or how does it work, people are jobless oh, imagine how long it would take if he had to do it individually

He gets them from google earth.

Tell mccain to stop stealing president obamas words and to answer the questions

I thought he's your baby daddy?

What kind of jumbo pantyliner do they sell around you and must every event involving thongs lead to sex?

Go and watch the debate joo.

If you said that a state with 1 million people has 10 million people for the basis of sharing federal revenue, and then use the 10million figure to do other calculations, then everything will be off.
The reality remains unchanged, ie you're dealing with 1 million people and not 10 million.

So true. I bet they didn't think about that when they were planning the fraud.

I think this is very good for the country. The competition between the North and South if followed fairly, would stimulate economic development. I think the competition should be encouraged.

It can stir tribal sentiments in an uncivilized nation like Nigeria.

Deepzone,

I am really trying to understand how more air gets to my asshole when i have on reg. undies then when i have on thongs.

my ass is still big and the checks of my ass still close in around my asshole.

maybe the way i am is different then other women.

I use "always" brand wipes after i wipe with tissue.

I buy thongs that fit properly and thus don't move when my ass checks bounce.

maybe you just don't understand how thongs work.

Create a picture of both in your head and you will get what am saying. i really should go deeper than this and also remember that friction comes from your laps and both flaps of your butts grinding each other. Then imagine the thong string that is trapped inside quite unlike the ordinary panties that is not only absorbent but stays out of that kinetic process.

Abeg I dey go watch the 2nd Presidential Debate.

me too.

My thong does not move. At least i don't feel it moving. If it is then the movement is minimal making it just rub on my asshole.

but isnt the same bacteria present in your asshole when you have on undies? or is there something in thongs that makes you have more bacteria?

yes, it wraps itself on your anus while the other one doesn't. thongs were not meant to be worn twice or for a long time for that matter originally. It's when the likes of Pataki and Hannibal started eating them during sex like a famished tiger that this business acumen hit the Chinese designers. Today it's a big business.

Ok enough of this forming of yours. Send me an email and let me see what your vibes are like.

Send an email to: pnaija@gmail.com

I would be waiting for your mail.

This is the same man that complained here last time that Naija women are stalking him everyday on emails and i asked him how they managed to get his email. Now he's desperate to get mine. ulaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Again, that email looks like 419 peoples email address.

Celestine's shag rate in England was legendary.
I am not sure if he had the highest record or Dwight Yorke.
There's no living female celebrity Babayaro didn't shag in London.
Throughout 2000-2003, his face was always pasted on tabloids with this gurl and that gurl and the next gurl

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You are deliberately assasinating his character. It might be you are hating cos he has me in his lucky life.