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Where is Plus Queen isha?. Has she gone to the fattening room under her husbands directive because I once saw her panla picture in blue scrubs or is she baby sitting for Obama. Igbo men ehhn

_{I can't believe nasty karmod chased her away .}

Jesus Wept is a common expletive used when something goes wrong e.g your dingbat nature.

I thought you would've said Hannibal wept with reference to when I finished your $10K and showed you the door. Leave Jesus out of this.

Hers is hausas wept.

Leave Pataki out of this.

Why? Is he still washing your draws?

Shouldn't this be in romance section?

Jakumo:
I am so distressed to hear this news that I intend to liquidate all my worldly assets, and then drive around Nigeria on a mission to distribute every last penny I own to those long-suffering policemen who brave bad weather and poor quality local gin to set up illegal road-blocks throughout the land.

Are you trying to start a police trust fund and throw a 300,000 naira per plate food to help raise funds for our police fund?. If we did it for Obama, we can also do it for Okiro.

Can the media also sue the president for harassment?

YES THEY CAN. I will advise channels TV to follow suit because whatever is good for the goose should also be good for the gander. The online journalists too should sue him. I am a bit worried that if the Nigerian govt continue to harass sahara reporters, one day they will leap further and start arresting the likes of Seun and other Nigerian blog proprietors.

- Palin omitted from Missouri ballots; GOP cries foul - National concord

- Texas youths demand Agaba state - Punch

- McCain, others reject polls; demand Iwu's sack - Vanguard

Lol, that was funny and so Nigerian@1.

ikeyman00:
_{sniff deep shyte ha}

Naaa, I am southern and Yoruba.

ikeyman00:
karma

i find it realy amusing when u talk about usman lingo when u are a bit of jumbo-mumbo

An African queen is gone. I cried and cried. I love her love her .

Bush did nothing wrong. Since the democrats became the majority in the house, the US economy went downhill and everything fell apart. Their new slogan should be "Things fall apart".

MC Usman:
She was truly stunned when she saw for yourself how Terrible her tribe is, without anyone telling her it doesn't mean what it says."

_{Neo tribalist}

citizenY:
@ deepzone


you to , sniff your second hole, where shit dey comot from.
The other one na "house of exile" . U can preserve it for MC & co just jiving

Is it right for parents to show affection towards each other openly before their children? For ex: Dad approaches mum from the back while she's making breakfast, kiss her in the mouth and stylishly handle her boobs while the kids are there?.

hotFunmi is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Jesus Wept!!!

When?

I'm confused because u r comparing a relationship to a guy on NL who I'm sure i read a thread where both of u had some thread fights,
Do u really know the man that well or this is based on his online persona?

@All
https://www.smileysigns.com/smiley/pissed.gif--Stop%20feeding%20the%20beast--FF0000--/font/arial.ttf--12.gif

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=193402.msg3064160#msg3064160 date=1226301285]The more reason why you may not be able to build a house of your own in your lifetime. I wonder how you will feel if your son calls you one day in 2025 to complain that the landlord discriminated against him because he is either Yoruba or black. You need serious counseling. Nkita ara.[/quote]

Police Is ‘Broke’ - Okiro
Bankole Makinde, Abuja
Saturday, November 8, 2008

THE Police High Command on Friday declared that the Nigeria Police (NP) is ‘broke’ and so will not be able to fund the training expenses of the rank and file numbering 545 who were recently promoted.



The Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Mike Ahamba Okiro, decorated the newly promoted officers at a ceremony performed on the 4th Floor of the Force Headquarters, Louis Edet House, Abuja on Friday.

Okiro, in a highly-classified document exclusively in possession of Saturday Tribune with Reference Number CH:4640/A’DEPT/FHQ/ABJ/VOL.4/79, directed that all beneficiaries of the promotion exercise are “to attend a non-residential three-week refresher course at the Police College or Training School in or at the nearest to their Command or Formation,” to their base.

He however, added a caveat that “all the beneficiaries are to therefore attend the training programme from their homes as the Force Headquarters is not in a position to provide funds for it.”

In the release, Okiro promoted 176 Sergeants to the rant of Inspector on special consideration given the meritorious and unblemished service they rendered the country.

130 Corporals were elevated to the rank of Sergeants and 137 Police Constables moved to the next step of Corporals, while one Traffic Warden (Grade I) was elevated to the post of Senior Traffic Warden with effect from November 1, 2008 and all Police formations were ordered to treat the directive as very urgent and important.

Okiro also ordered that Zonal Assistant Inspectors General of Police were to organize the training in their respective zones, which should commence on or before November 17, 2008/’A’DEPTFHQ/ABJ/V.7/23 dated November 5, 2008 which was addressed to the Deputy Inspectors-General of Police ‘B’/ ‘C’/ ‘D’/‘E’/’F’ Departments of the Force Headquarters, Abuja, the Assistant Inspectors-General of Police, Zone 1 Kano/2 Lagos3 Yola/4 Makurdi/5 Benin/7 Abuja/8 Lokoja/9 Umuahia/10 Sokoto/11 Oshogbo/12 Bauchi/Medical Falomo, Lagos, all Commandants of the Police Staff College and all the 36 Police Commissioners including that of Abuja and signed by ACP Nwodibo Ekechukwu, an Assistant Commissioner of Police on behalf of Okiro, ordered that ample time should be given to intensive lectures on musketry and the use of firearms during the training.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/nov/8/603.html

Health worries: Yar'Adua sues Leadership newspaper for ''malicious rumours''
From Madu Onuorah Abuja

PRESIDENT Umaru Musa Yar'Adua yesterday directed his lawyers "to take appropriate legal action" against an Abuja-based newspaper, the Leadership, for publishing alleged "malicious rumours and outright falsehoods" about his state of health.





Specifically, the President is accusing the newspaper of "libel, defamation of character and publication of falsehoods."

President Yar'Adua said that he has personally addressed "the so-called ambiguities" about his health on national television, affirming that while, like all humankind, he was by no means immune to ill-health, he was fit enough to lead Nigeria effectively.

But he said, "the political opposition and their cronies in the media have willfully refused to let the issue go."

The newspaper had written in its yesterday cover that, "once again, the President, Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, has fallen critically ill. This is the second time in as many months that the President is in need of serious medical attention and is subsequently staying away from public functions."

The newspaper also alleged that, "a team of medical personnel had been flown into the country from Saudi Arabia to attend to Yar'Adua, whose condition had been 'unstable' since late Thursday."

"Yar'Adua has not attended any public function in the last two days. By staying below the radar once again, friends and family are worried that the president's deteriorating condition may yet again be a subject of speculation, since the Villa is not forthcoming with information about the president's situation.

"His deteriorating health prevented him from attending yesterday's Jumma'at prayer at the National Mosque. Earlier, he had also failed to show up at Sheraton Hotel, where he was billed to attend a function along with the visiting German president. No excuse was advanced for the president's absence on both occasions."

However, the Special Adviser to the President (Media and Publicity), Mr Olusegun Adeniyi, has debunked the newspaper's claim.

He noted in a press statement that the President was in good health and had been attending to all his official duties in full view of the media in the past week.

"Yesterday, he (Yar'Adua) participated in the International Investors Forum chaired by Baroness Lynda Chalker at the Banquet Hall of the State House before going to the National Mosque for Jummat prayers.

"He arrived at the Sheraton Hotel at about 3.30pm to receive President Horst Kohler of Germany and other Heads of State participating in the Germany-Africa Forum and was there until well after seven o'clock in the evening," Adeniyi said.

The statement reads: "Since the inception of the present Administration, its political opponents and their allies in the media have persistently assailed the nation with malicious rumours and outright falsehoods about President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua's state of health.

"Well after President Yar'Adua had personally addressed the so-called ambiguities about his health on national television, affirming that while, like all humankind, he was by no means immune to ill-health, but fit enough to lead Nigeria effectively; the political opposition and their cronies in the media have willfully refused to let the issue go.

"The regular fare of baseless rumours, speculations and malevolent lies about the President's health and its alleged effect on his ability to govern came to a head this morning when the Leadership newspaper published on its front-page, a manifestly false report titled: 'YAR'ADUA SICK AGAIN.'

"There is no truth in the entire report and the lies on which it hangs are so easy to disprove that the only reasonable conclusion is that the publishers of the newspapers ran the report in furtherance of their reprehensible efforts to embarrass the President and destabilize his Administration.

"If it had any regard for the truth at all and made the least effort to confirm the veracity of the assertions in its report, Leadership newspaper would know that the claim that 'Yar'Adua has not attended any public function in the last two days' is a big lie."

While noting that one of the creeds of the journalism profession is that comment is free but facts are sacred; he stressed that if the newspaper subscribed to this creed at all, "it would not have published a patently false report about the President's 'absence' from yesterday's Jumma'at prayers at the National Mosque or from the ongoing Germany-Africa Forum at the Sheraton Hotel, Abuja."

His words: "President Yar'Adua was at the Sheraton Hotel again this morning (yesreday) for today's session of the Forum. All these events were covered by the media and President Yar'Adua will attend a State Banquet for participants in the Forum later this evening.

"This is hardly a schedule that could be kept by a man who 'has fallen critically ill,' as alleged by Leadership newspaper," he said.

He continued: "While President Yar'Adua fully believes that a free and unfettered press is essential to the growth and entrenchment of democracy in Nigeria, he is equally of the view that the propagation of spiteful and malicious falsehoods must not be allowed to become an acceptable weapon of political opposition in our country.

"The President has graciously tolerated over twenty months of false rumours, speculations and innuendoes about his health, but the Leadership newspaper report of today (yesterday) crosses all acceptable lines of professional ethics, decency, decorum and respect for others' rights and feelings.

"There are laws against libel, defamation of character and publication of falsehoods in our statute books.

"In keeping with his commitment to upholding the rule of law at all times, President Yar'Adua has directed his lawyers to take appropriate legal action against the Leadership newspaper and pursue the case to its logical conclusion."

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/nov/9/11.html

at post,

NO "tribe", you Nigerians, in short, Africans, in fact you black people are all foolish, is that one a good answer?

true talk I think we should stop all this tribalism attitude, and treat people according to the individual that they
are.

lucabrasi be honest the above quote is a big lie

now u should know the fact!

I seriously, seriously need help! Anyone know if there are support groups for Smiley Addicts?

_{sniff gutter}

Or which tribe is the most dirty

Not funny.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=193402.msg3060782#msg3060782 date=1226221517]Ask them. I just can't imagine how some people reason here. Next one will be which tribe has the biggest toilet and shits the most in Nigeria.[/quote]Those that eat fura de nunu mixed with flies.

Ifygurl:
It seems this is another topic that will start a fight.

You can be proud of your tribe and not insult others.

This is New.  Never knew Yoruba people protects others. Where does that happen, i don't think it's in Nigeria.

Where in Nigeria is this happening? I could have sworn alot of people in Lagos that aren't Yoruba are sometimes harrashed in that part?
I need to talk to my aunts about this.  Nigeria must have changed since last time i've visited.


P.S: I don't think Yoruba's are the friendliest. 
According to the comments written by them in this website; friendliest is out of the question.

deepzone

ijebu pipu friendly ? hmm

yes and more friendly than Ekiti women