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I m a kind of person that's so conscious of the sound my phone makes wheneva it rings,so I m very picky when it comes to songs I use.I was with a friend recently and my phone rang,and she was like "Jeez,change ur ringtone,it sucks"...na so I open maut to argue words no gree cum out,then I was using "Murda" by Sheyi Shay ft.....I had to go and change it oo,naw m using "Loke Loke" by Sean Tizzle ft 9ice,and on the other,its "Am I wrong" by Nico and Vince.So,whats ur opinion about ur fone's ringtone,'cos I hear sum ppl's fone ring and m like "WTF!!!".Also,wats ur current ringtone,lets see who s got the best one.

Well,he did sae "…in no particular order".Buh ds z my own list
Loke Loke{Sean Tizzle ft. 9ice}
Dorobucci{The Mavin Crew}
Oluchi{Solidstar ft. Flavour}
Murda{Sheyi Shay ft. Patoranking,Shaydee}
Baby Hello{Wande Coal}
Amin{Dammy Krane}
Awon Goons Mi{Olamide}
Story for the gods{Olamide}
O set{Phyno ft P-square}
Double Wahala 1 and 2{Oritshefemi....ft Dbanj}
You Garrit{Orezi}
Girlie O remix{Patoranking ft. Tiwa Savage}
Tchelete{Davido ft. Mafikizolo}
Shoki remix{Lil Kesh ft. Davido,Olamide}
Onye{Waje ft. Tiwa Savage}
Aye{Davido}

Hence my humble logomarchy.

Pretydiva....I so far respect ur sense of maturity to successfully ignore ur haters.
U ppl insulting her,sebi she just spoke her mind,y crucify her naw...abi freedom of speech and opinion no dey again?o ga ooo
Buh bro Viogu,person must nt engage u in a war of words except he s ready fr suicude.Dt was a classic "Finish Her"

LAX89:
Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, Omotala etc. safarigirl, its either you truly live in the safari or you've moved in the cave!

Beyonce?..J-Lo?....u could ve as well added rihanna and Miley Cyrus....dey dont belong joor...odte.

Abeg wetin be Nairaland?

Highflyer3:
Sitting in the midst of two chubby women uncomfortably and the bus conductor yelled "Na five five per seat o"

lolz...na die...lwkmd ooo

....buh dt place dirty ooo
*just passing*

melotreaah:
lol... bros may be you can ask her at your own risk......................................

e be like sae she don do sorts fr small....probly she was exploring and....u knw d rest

Bros....u don enta ur own be dat ooo.....well,all is nt lost,confess to ur wife....cos she ll start black-mailing u with it

allandutch:
This happened recently

There is this girl in ma area, we've been talking for a while and she even got me to believe that we are friends already. Then I saw her talking to her friend one evening and I remembered that I didn't even have her number so I decided to wait till she finish to get it from her,I waited for almost 10 minutes before she finish the convo and started walking towards me. Immediately I jumped up and approach her and said hi. She just pretended like she didn't know me and kept walking and I was like WTF just happened, I called her she didn't answer so I touched her and then she shout FIMILE JORH! Then all eyes was on me ( some old fellows were even laughing). Meeeen I was embarrassed and I couldn't move at first but I later manage to drag ma self from that area.

The next day the girl was trying to offer some explanation for what she did but I NO EVEN WAN HEAR i just told her to get out of ma sight.

Wow....dts is wat I call world-class fipa....chai,if to sae u agree to her begging ni...I fr cut ur head..lolz

ERCROSS:
Bros...
U can lie..


I throway yansh for u...

*Scratches head*....I no dey lie ooo,our girs hear in switzerland are very free and open-minded.

Sum ppl here dey form beta place fr lliving wen d ghetto wey dem dey ehn,even fowl dey hustle to live....dhuuuuuur....wetin concern me,we dont experience such tins here in Ajah

iceberylin:
since she uses an S5, means she's rich...
She could get another one..


Man gats survive

If I be police ni,I fr arraign u...na on top anoda person sweat una go base ur living?

I don't do girls....they do me.
So I made frontpage....signs of Exam success

I have a frnd who claims she hasnt had any sexual experience....buh she s nt a virgin,was kinda confused wen she told me tho.

Bros....y u wan scare us ds nite nah
*Space Booked*

Dem dey craze

Na Styl-Plus pain me pass.... still listened to Olufunmi,Call my name and Runaway...THIS MORNING.Wonder whr dem dey sef.

10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels
1. The rich guy/gal : This one comes to school
as if he/she is packing into a new apartment.
They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts
of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another
one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room
preaching d gospel. not bad though LOL
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin….salt,
peper, shoes and even boxers… lol and dey
behave as if their father owns the world.
4. The lucky Friends : these ones Always comes
around wen d food is ready…as if dem plant
camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit
all sort of tinz like Maize,
Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who
knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one’s room is Always
full during exam and test as students wants to
get solution to deir academic problems from
him..na only God knw whr dem go since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more
often than the rats living dere. They cook all day
that you begin to wonder if they were employed
to cook.
8. The lover boys : This one dont cook but
brings food from different gals everyday…i
heard its called “COOLER MINISTRY”
9. The thieves: these once will be like, “I like this
your Shoe o” b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these ones play games… PES,
FIFA, NFS,e.t.c all day like sae na B.Sc Gameology dem dey do.lolz
Feel free to add other types that ve missed.

Imagine a ftiend of mine getting admission into private uni tellinh me she ll miss chatting with me cos her school does nt allow camera phones…and the OP here is talking horsesh*t...mtcheeew!

"They dont even know whether to laugh or cry" ....Abt the brazil fans after Oscar's goal.
"David Luiz met with the PSG president,he's a very Popular guy at the club…well,none of the brazilian players is popular right now"
"I ve never seen a goal less celebrated in my life" ...After Oscar's goal.
"The Brazilians applaud the quality of Andre Schurlle's goal…nothing about the own team to applaud all day" …After Germany's last goal.
"No need to adjust your TV sets…yes,its actually Brazil 0 - 5 Germany" …At half-time.
"…He's looking for a hiding place" …About Luis Felipe Scolari's reaction on Germany's 3rd goal.
"David Luiz…plays a long ball to Marcelo…his only meaningful contribution to the game today…"
....And so on
That Commentator should be given an award.

lolz...ppl sha

Pls...wht's so special abt commenting first on a thread?…#confused

My favourite hero is Captain America.....my favourite villian is Mystique{X-Men}

Who knows this song?....Ji ka by Mi casa

@Yemmy1,wen u dey come now?
@all admitted,congrats guys[color=#000099][/color]