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Politics / Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(m): 11:36pm On Jun 28, 2015
LOC1:
Lol! Al qaeda trying to remove the stick in someone else's eyes when they ve got a log in their own eyes
The general belief is that they are jealous of ISIS.

Isis has taken the shine off them.
They have lost and keep losing members and potential recruits to Isis
Nobody remembers Al-Qaeda exists.

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Politics / Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(m): 11:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
The horrific atrocities that ISIS terrorists have perpetrated in this world shock even Al-Qaeda
Politics / No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(m): 11:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
The atrocities committed by the terror group ISIS are so horrific that a high-profile al Qaeda member, an American citizen, purportedly addressed the group directly in a new al Qaeda publication and lectured them that if they keep it up, Allah will not grant them paradise in the afterlife.

“My dear brothers: While no one can deny the considerable strength and prowess of the Islamic State group [ISIS] in military terms, at the same time, the crimes it has committed against Muslims cannot simply be overlooked or forgotten with time, because in Islamthere is no statute of limitations,” the late Adam Gadahn said, according to an al Qaeda magazine published recently online.

“And if these wrongs are not brought to an end and rectified here in this world, then a severe punishment has been promised both for those who committed them as well as those who encouraged, condoned or justified them, even if from behind a computer or mobile phone thousands of miles away.”

“Oppression of any kind is wrong, and [there] will be darkness for its perpetrator on the Day of Judgment. The Ummah’s [Muslim community’s] Jihad is not a video game; it is real life, with real consequences, in this world and the next,” he said.

see the rest here.... https://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/news/american-al-qaeda-isis-no-paradise-163504307--abc-news-topstories.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9694111029
Romance / Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(m): 7:44pm On Jun 28, 2015
misspicy:
Is he normal?

I hope he is not sexually involved with is dog lipsrsealed
He's very normal.
He simply prefers his dog.
From the write-up it's obvious he was trying to say the dog is everything the girl isn't.

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Forex Reserves Too Low To Defend The Naira’ by Defcon1(m): 7:40pm On Jun 28, 2015
ifyan:


Our Gov. know the real problem of the Country but are not ready to solve it due to their personal gain.
l swear corruption is the bane of Nigeria's development.
If corruption can be rooted out or at least drastically reduced, every other section of the economy will fall into place.
Romance / Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(m): 7:29pm On Jun 28, 2015
ddeston:
Three gbosa for that guy.

How would you tell me to choose between a dog and you?

That's the height of insecurity.

Moreover you came to meet my dog with me and now you want it out.

What if we both disagree and you dump me or I dump you, that means I loosed on both sides.

#threegbosa for that guy again
Some ladies think they are the best things to happen to a guy(same way some guys think when they ask a lady to choose btw them and their career)
lmagine.

The guy stabbed her through the heart and twisted the knife
Imagine having someone prefer a dog to you.
gringrin

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Romance / Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(m): 7:23pm On Jun 28, 2015
Starships4u:
Oboy!!!! Had to read it three times so I can just keep laughing
She got served.
grin
Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 28, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
but who else is sensing a parody of our beloved GEJ's famous pose here
gringrin
badt guy

Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTOS: Selfies Gone Wrong. by Defcon1(m): 7:01pm On Jun 28, 2015
Allosaurus:
Who's that weirdo that took a selfie with a dead person? shocked
The ode be feeling funky
grin
Sports / Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(m): 5:40pm On Jun 28, 2015
Badosqi:
Steroid! Steroid!! Steroid!!!

These ones are iron ladies. And I am sure chichi is looking up to them.

Wow see body transformation @kim chizevsky, where did the muscle go. She must have retired from bodybuilding to loose them like dat. Well the new her is beautiful.

This thread fit grace frontpage now today is saturday.

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove
You are right about @Kim Chizevsky
She has since retired
No more steroids or iron pumping(or maybe a little )
She looks feminine and pretty now

We both know that steroids inflate the body like air inflates a balloon, so when you stop, you shrink back to your natural size. lol

Her transformation is amazing.
More pictures below...

Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Life After Death? by Defcon1(m): 5:30pm On Jun 28, 2015
aflyingbird:
na was ooo. this chick is always the first to post on every thread. do you have a job at all? it's like you're always watching fp so you can be the first to post on threads. for someone who calls herself "introvert" you sure are the exact opposite. pple lying since the days of Adam. just an observation o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


I think you are wrong
He/She really is a perfect introvert ( rightly so in block letters )
An introvert rarely leaves the house preferring to stay indoors all day.
It is much worse when they are idle or unemployed.
They become obsessed with their phones to keep them busy.

So whenever you stop seeing her/him(u never can tell the real gender) on here like MTN, just know he / she has either got something doing or was chased out of the parents' basement by a flood or a snake.

That's about it.
Sports / Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(m): 4:56pm On Jun 28, 2015
CFCfan:
^^
Wow. How did she lose so much muscle mass?
Steroids do to the body what the air does to a balloon, and you know what happens when air is let out of a balloon.
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Life After Death? by Defcon1(m): 4:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
publicenemy:
When I was 10yrs old, I died for some seconds. Trust me its all blackout.



Person wen don die, don die!


No reincarnation




No hell




No heaven




If you die , your case is closed.
You didn't really die.

Absence of pulse, heartbeat, breath or brain's electrical impulses(clinical death) does not definitively confirm death...it just happens that these parameters are so low in magnitude they can't be detected at the time.

That is why clinically dead persons are left for an hour or several minutes after which they are re- examined by a different doctor.

If you actually died you would not be here today
Dead people rot.
Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 2:31pm On Jun 28, 2015
Chiam55:
He's better looking than a lot of men on NL undecided
Wonderful!
That means he definitely has a shot at winning Mr Nairaland.
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 2:25pm On Jun 28, 2015
Spicylate:

Well, what you consider fine might be defined as ugly in my own dictionary.
I agree.
However, compare him with other gorillas, (not humans) then you will see the difference...that is why the "handsome"

At least he is more good-looking than Uganda's ugliest man, Sebabi.(no offence meant)

Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 2:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
MzzTega:
The Animal get SWAG joor.

See style grin

Dopest shabani ever liveth!
No mind people wey no get eye for better thing.
gringrin
Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 1:59pm On Jun 28, 2015
Ritzy92:


All I see is a gorilla
Sure but compare him with any other gorilla, then you will appreciate his dashing good looks
grin

His looks is relative to other gorillas not humans nor human's idea of beauty wink
Romance / Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 1:54pm On Jun 28, 2015
adeekiti:
Abi weyrey Ni awon oyinbo ni, how can dey av feelings for gorrilla and before u know na to sleep with the animal and begin dey spread more unknown diseases, sometimes Africans get the best thinking , I hail all my Nigerian babes o, guy no fine sef babes dey run for am in naija talkless of saying gorrilla
gringringrin
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTOS: Selfies Gone Wrong. by Defcon1(m): 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2015
grin

Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(m): 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Lol...the machine na God? ?

l swear if this kind of machine existed many people would lose their jobs
cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Defcon1(m): 11:57am On Jun 28, 2015
In superhero movies(comics), the army always goes into extinction all of a sudden, leaving just a handful of superheroes to save the entire world.grin

When the good guy's car crashes, the car is seriously damaged, but he always manages to get out alive; however, if the bad guy's car crashes, it explodes instantly and goes up in flames killing the bad guy.grin

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Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(m): 8:27pm On Jun 27, 2015
PLEASE READ TILL THE END.grin


One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed, "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message, "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop masturbating, your tennis elbow will never get better."

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Crime / Re: How My Girlfriend And Her Boss Was Scam Yesterday.... by Defcon1(m): 7:32pm On Jun 27, 2015
architez:


There is one BIG proof that jazz is fake. Here it is: WHY NOT USE JAZZ TO GET ALL THE MONEY IN BANKS; OR KNOW WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS; OR MANIPULATE THE STOCK MARKET??

Why didn't the lady give the 1000 naira note to the bank and take the bank's money??

Anyway, I can tell this is a made-up story.

**Modified**

MY VERY FIRST POST ON NAIRALAND AND IT MADE FRONT PAGE!!! HURRAY!!!!

Folks, I just registered about two hours ago.
I've been a member of nairaland for about 2 HOURS!!!

Any "welcome" or advice or encouragement would be appreciated.

I LOVE NAIRALAND!!!!!
Brother, may your days be long and prosperous.

I never knew there were Nigerians who can still reason intelligently concerning black magic.

Jazz dey work easily like that, yet people still dey risk their lives to carry drugs, to kidnap people, to go for armed robbery or to kill for rituals.

Abeg no mind them.

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Solidstar Shows Off His Eggplant In New Photo, Fans React by Defcon1(m): 5:40pm On Jun 27, 2015
INTROVERT:
shocked


Not by size, but technique grin
From experience??
Politics / Re: What's Happening In Anambra, All the Markets Closed. by Defcon1(m): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2015
PentiumPro:
This is what you get when you listen to too much of Radio Biafra.
Nonsense. If they like let them shut the markets in the whole of Biafra land for the next one year, na dem go suffer am, it doesn't affect Nigerians.
myopic
Romance / Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(m): 10:35am On Jun 27, 2015
Come in here ladies cheesycheesy

A gorilla who grew up in an Australian zoo has become a heartthrob among women in Japan.

Shabani the gorilla, who now lives in Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, has attracted a large following of admirers who visit him because he is so 'handsome'.

The western lowland gorilla was raised at Sydney's Taronga Zoo but moved to Japan in 2007.
Zoo officials said there had been a notable increase in young female visitors thanks to Shabani, Chunichi reported.

Shabani's rise to fame has been fuelled largely by Twitter, where fans post pictures of him claiming he is 'too handsome'.

He is 18 years old.

Ladies check out the "swag"!!
Shabani toh bad!
gringringrin

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-33290043

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Sports / Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(m): 11:24pm On Jun 26, 2015
thegreatman23:
wow, dey get husband so
Some of them get o!
Google their names + family.
Some of them are married with children, though these ones are no longer pumping iron or taking anabolic steroids...and therefore look more feminine and pretty.

Case in point, the pictures below belong to the same person
Her name is Kim Chizevsky
Check her profile above

Politics / Re: Photos; Bukola Saraki Poses With The Elected Principal Officers Of The Senate by Defcon1(m): 1:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
VirginFinder:


I think you tell this your ibo brothers who are so concerned about the VP being a 'mere commissioner', the SP being a 'Fulani' and the deputy speaker being 'inconsequential' out of sheer envy and jealousy.
A classic case of sour grapes!
You tell them yourself.
I'm not responsible for other people's opinion, only mine.
People are free to say whatever they like...it doesn't change the truth.
l don't care who occupies what post; I only care about good governance no matter who is in power.

#Better to have a stranger as a friend, than a brother as an enemy.
Crime / Re: Man, 31, Kills Baby Mama Over Infidelity Argument (Picture) by Defcon1(m): 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2015
ijustdey:



when the scriptures say the bed must be undefiled, that if you know you can't hold your body as a man/woman you should get married..... are you saying you don't know the consequences for not obeying the the scriptures



as per the marrying of the dead corpse..... am only stating the traditions of the individual I see, because I know he isn't from the SW or North that doesn't practice such traditions
So you are saying that the problems they had as an unmarried couple were consequences of disobeying the scriptures ??
If that is so, why then do properly married couples have similar or even worse problems?

Also, do you feel it is right for the man to be subjected to such a vile traditional practice?
Are you saying it is the right thing to do??
Events / Re: Obituary Poster Of Okwudili Ayotanze Who Was Executed In Indonesia Recently. by Defcon1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
bushdoc9919:
Transition to glory....for a man who sold hard drugs?

I love Nigerians.....
It looks stupid to man, but only God can judge.
Nobody knows what happened at his last moments...remember the the thief that died with Christ.

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Crime / Re: Man, 31, Kills Baby Mama Over Infidelity Argument (Picture) by Defcon1(m): 11:49am On Jun 26, 2015
ijustdey:


because I didn't support your pregnancy before marriage.







tell me in the scriptures where the word of GOD says a woman should be pregnant before you decide to marry her......




bunch of hypocrite calling themselves Christian or Muslim and don't follow the teachings of the word
First off, l don't claim to be a Christian.
A reasonable person should have tried asking what l meant by my comment
However, in your haste to label me a hypocrite, you concluded l was supporting pregnancy outside wedlock.Well, good for you.

Now to the issues you raised in your original comment...
Please show me where the scriptures say that a couple will have problems if they are not properly married before cohabiting

You call yourself a christian, yet you advocate that a man marry a dead woman because he killed her - having refused to marry her before that.
It doesn't matter if you meant it as a joke because, you tone was so condescending.

Crime / Re: Man, 31, Kills Baby Mama Over Infidelity Argument (Picture) by Defcon1(m): 10:27am On Jun 26, 2015
ijustdey:




no marriage BTW them and she is pregnant..... why won't their be problems when the normal traditional right aren't performed


he should be compelled to marry her corpse before being sentence joor
myopic.

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