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 Romance › Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(op): 1:10pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
sonofananimal:But some of them are good. Don't you think so, bro?  |
| Romance › Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(op): 1:06pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
bukatyne:l agree with you. That statement was tongue-in-cheek...echoes the same scenario where some men ask their wives /girlfriends to choose between them and their career |
| Politics › Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 8:26am On Jun 29, 2015 |
AustineE1:You see their life  |
| Politics › Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 8:24am On Jun 29, 2015 |
ochilikoko:Useless hypocrites. |
| Politics › Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 12:09am On Jun 29, 2015 |
thunderrider:Terrorism has persisted because the leading Islamic scholars and authorities have not come out to strongly condemn it on a regular basis. There are many hate preachers who twist Islamic teachings from the Quran to brainwash and radicalize young Muslims, yet there has not been any serious clamp down on these mofos anywhere - even in the west - they are protected by the right to freedom of speech This has given rise to the false belief that Islam condones terrorism, hence islamophobia. Terrorism can only be stopped by Islam NOT by bullets and bombs...they have failed woefully so far. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 11:36pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
LOC1:The general belief is that they are jealous of ISIS. Isis has taken the shine off them. They have lost and keep losing members and potential recruits to Isis Nobody remembers Al-Qaeda exists. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 11:32pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
The horrific atrocities that ISIS terrorists have perpetrated in this world shock even Al-Qaeda |
| Politics › No Paradise For You: Al-Qaeda Condemns ISIS!!! by Defcon1(op): 11:10pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
The atrocities committed by the terror group ISIS are so horrific that a high-profile al Qaeda member, an American citizen, purportedly addressed the group directly in a new al Qaeda publication and lectured them that if they keep it up, Allah will not grant them paradise in the afterlife. “My dear brothers: While no one can deny the considerable strength and prowess of the Islamic State group [ISIS] in military terms, at the same time, the crimes it has committed against Muslims cannot simply be overlooked or forgotten with time, because in Islamthere is no statute of limitations,” the late Adam Gadahn said, according to an al Qaeda magazine published recently online. “And if these wrongs are not brought to an end and rectified here in this world, then a severe punishment has been promised both for those who committed them as well as those who encouraged, condoned or justified them, even if from behind a computer or mobile phone thousands of miles away.” “Oppression of any kind is wrong, and [there] will be darkness for its perpetrator on the Day of Judgment. The Ummah’s [Muslim community’s] Jihad is not a video game; it is real life, with real consequences, in this world and the next,” he said. see the rest here.... https://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/news/american-al-qaeda-isis-no-paradise-163504307--abc-news-topstories.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9694111029 |
| Romance › Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(op): 7:44pm On Jun 28, 2015*. Modified: 8:48pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
misspicy:He's very normal. He simply prefers his dog. From the write-up it's obvious he was trying to say the dog is everything the girl isn't. 17 Likes |
| Business › Re: Nigeria’s Forex Reserves Too Low To Defend The Naira’ by Defcon1(m): 7:40pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
ifyan:l swear corruption is the bane of Nigeria's development. If corruption can be rooted out or at least drastically reduced, every other section of the economy will fall into place. |
| Romance › Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(op): 7:29pm On Jun 28, 2015*. Modified: 1:20pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
ddeston:Some ladies think they are the best things to happen to a guy(same way some guys think when they ask a lady to choose btw them and their career) lmagine. The guy stabbed her through the heart and twisted the knife Imagine having someone prefer a dog to you. 36 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Defcon1(op): 7:23pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 7:04pm On Jun 28, 2015*. Modified: 7:22pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTOS: Selfies Gone Wrong. by Defcon1(op): 7:01pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
| Sports › Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(op): 5:40pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Badosqi:You are right about @Kim Chizevsky She has since retired No more steroids or iron pumping(or maybe a little ) She looks feminine and pretty now We both know that steroids inflate the body like air inflates a balloon, so when you stop, you shrink back to your natural size. lol Her transformation is amazing. More pictures below...
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Life After Death? by Defcon1(m): 5:30pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
aflyingbird:I think you are wrong He/She really is a perfect introvert ( rightly so in block letters ) An introvert rarely leaves the house preferring to stay indoors all day. It is much worse when they are idle or unemployed. They become obsessed with their phones to keep them busy. So whenever you stop seeing her/him(u never can tell the real gender) on here like MTN, just know he / she has either got something doing or was chased out of the parents' basement by a flood or a snake. That's about it. |
| Sports › Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(op): 4:56pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
CFCfan:Steroids do to the body what the air does to a balloon, and you know what happens when air is let out of a balloon. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Life After Death? by Defcon1(m): 4:43pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
publicenemy:You didn't really die. Absence of pulse, heartbeat, breath or brain's electrical impulses(clinical death) does not definitively confirm death...it just happens that these parameters are so low in magnitude they can't be detected at the time. That is why clinically dead persons are left for an hour or several minutes after which they are re- examined by a different doctor. If you actually died you would not be here today Dead people rot. |
| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 2:31pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Chiam55:Wonderful! That means he definitely has a shot at winning Mr Nairaland. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 2:25pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Spicylate:I agree. However, compare him with other gorillas, (not humans) then you will see the difference...that is why the "handsome" At least he is more good-looking than Uganda's ugliest man, Sebabi.(no offence meant)
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| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 2:02pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
MzzTega:No mind people wey no get eye for better thing. |
| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 1:59pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Ritzy92:Sure but compare him with any other gorilla, then you will appreciate his dashing good looks His looks is relative to other gorillas not humans nor human's idea of beauty  |
| Romance › Re: Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 1:54pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTOS: Selfies Gone Wrong. by Defcon1(op): 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(op): 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
AdeniyiA:l swear if this kind of machine existed many people would lose their jobs |
| TV/Movies › Re: How Nollywood And Hollywood Almost Killed Me! (+PICS) by Defcon1(m): 11:57am On Jun 28, 2015*. Modified: 10:52am On Nov 16, 2016 |
In superhero movies(comics), the army always goes into extinction all of a sudden, leaving just a handful of superheroes to save the entire world. When the good guy's car crashes, the car is seriously damaged, but he always manages to get out alive; however, if the bad guy's car crashes, it explodes instantly and goes up in flames killing the bad guy. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc › Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(op): 8:27pm On Jun 27, 2015*. Modified: 2:52pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
PLEASE READ TILL THE END. One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed, "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message, "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop masturbating, your tennis elbow will never get better." 1 Like 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: How My Girlfriend And Her Boss Was Scam Yesterday.... by Defcon1(m): 7:32pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
architez:Brother, may your days be long and prosperous. I never knew there were Nigerians who can still reason intelligently concerning black magic. Jazz dey work easily like that, yet people still dey risk their lives to carry drugs, to kidnap people, to go for armed robbery or to kill for rituals. Abeg no mind them. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Singer Solidstar Shows Off His Eggplant In New Photo, Fans React by Defcon1(m): 5:40pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
INTROVERT:From experience?? |
| Politics › Re: What's Happening In Anambra, All the Markets Closed. by Defcon1(m): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
PentiumPro:myopic |
| Romance › Meet Shabani, The 'Handsome' Male Gorilla Japanese Women Are Tripping For(pics) by Defcon1(op): 10:35am On Jun 27, 2015*. Modified: 3:11pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Come in here ladies A gorilla who grew up in an Australian zoo has become a heartthrob among women in Japan. Shabani the gorilla, who now lives in Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, has attracted a large following of admirers who visit him because he is so 'handsome'. The western lowland gorilla was raised at Sydney's Taronga Zoo but moved to Japan in 2007. Zoo officials said there had been a notable increase in young female visitors thanks to Shabani, Chunichi reported. Shabani's rise to fame has been fuelled largely by Twitter, where fans post pictures of him claiming he is 'too handsome'. He is 18 years old. Ladies check out the "swag"!! Shabani toh bad! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-33290043 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Sports › Re: Photos: Meet The World's Strongest Macho Women! by Defcon1(op): 11:24pm On Jun 26, 2015*. Modified: 4:58pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
thegreatman23:Some of them get o! Google their names + family. Some of them are married with children, though these ones are no longer pumping iron or taking anabolic steroids...and therefore look more feminine and pretty. Case in point, the pictures below belong to the same person Her name is Kim Chizevsky Check her profile above
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