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Jokes EtcRe: LMAO: See The Funniest Drunk Pranks! (pictures) by Defcon1(op): 9:20pm On Jun 22, 2015
grin

Jokes EtcLMAO: See The Funniest Drunk Pranks! (pictures) by Defcon1(op):
So these guys passed out from heavy drinking, and their friends decided to teach them a few lessons
gringrin

WARNING: Please Don't Try Any Of These At Home...Very Dangerous!!

Photo Credit: Passedoutphotos.com

FamilyRe: Man Weds Dead Wife In Ebonyi (find Out Why) by Defcon1(m): 10:37pm On Jun 21, 2015
Adaezeagu:
u go marry before divorce na
It's obvious you didn't read the story.
RomanceRe: Inside The World Of A UK 'Sugar Baby' by Defcon1(op): 9:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
Jollyjoy:
What is my biz? Life goes on.
cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Bizarre & Wonderful Things U Can Get From VENDING MACHINES Around The World(PICS by Defcon1(op):
ki02020:
Good one...I just hope those machine will not be imported to nigeria as TOKUNBO when they become obsolate items
We will be very lucky to get any of them here at all.
RomanceRe: Inside The World Of A UK 'Sugar Baby' by Defcon1(op): 8:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
Crieff:
You can't put anything past the British.

Imagine! You need to enrol in Sugar Baby University.
Runs girls are everywhere.

However, white ones are worse because of the shameful family support they get, like this one whose mum is very proud of.
FamilyRe: Man Weds Dead Wife In Ebonyi (find Out Why) by Defcon1(m): 7:58pm On Jun 21, 2015
bebe2:
Best tradition ever,

If u can put someone's daughter in ur house , impregnate her, and put her thru labour without paying her dowry then u are obviously looking for trouble.

The family are quiet nice, he wud ave been asked to share a room with the corpse for a night then he wud appreciate the importance of legally marrying a woman.
So a divorcée has no legal claims to his biological children??

Only in Nigeria!
SMH.
Jokes EtcWhen You Order Orijin And They Bring Alomo Bitters(Pics) by Defcon1(op):
gringrin

Jokes EtcRe: Check Out This Muslim White Wedding by Defcon1(m):
The bridesmaids look like those masquerades at Eyo festival...without the hats and sticks

gringringrin

PoliticsRe: Ganduje Of Kano State Inaugurates Commissioners,Slashes Workers Salary(pics by Defcon1(m): 4:59pm On Jun 21, 2015
WIZGUY69:
nice one.

curse be on Ojuku', nnamdi kanu and their kinsmen.
I guess this comment has just enlarged your bank account, and solved all your problems.

If not, what's the essence??
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Of Kano State Inaugurates Commissioners,Slashes Workers Salary(pics by Defcon1(m): 4:51pm On Jun 21, 2015
Wow!!!
This government really means business.
If things continue like this, there is really hope for Nigeria.

Let us all support them.
CelebritiesRe: Brother To Flavour's Babymama Sandra Okagbue Blasts Him For Messing With Her Pre by Defcon1(m): 3:53pm On Jun 21, 2015
Is his sister a kid??
Was she raped??
Was she forced to have sex without protection??
Stella's pregnancy and childbirth is stale.Why lash out now ??

l don't even think this is her real brother.
Won't be surprised to see a rebuttal of this rant.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Hanging Out With His Daughter by Defcon1(m): 3:36pm On Jun 21, 2015
ROSSIKE:
What...is she not 'light skinned' enough for you? Compound idiott.
It takes maturity to understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

If that girl was an ordinary person, l don't think you would have mouthed off as you did.

lnsulting someone for making a subjective assessment of beauty, contrary to yours, is bad.
CelebritiesRe: Asa And Darey Art Alade In The Studio (pics) by Defcon1(m): 12:01am On Jun 21, 2015
briefty:
Fool cry
Don't get the tantrum.undecided
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
PoliticsRe: Checkout Senator Iyabo Obasanjo-bello's New Look by Defcon1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 20, 2015
MosakuAW:
Iyabo Obasanjo:

From the pix above

Just remove the earrings and necklace, then cut the dredlocks now give her Agbada to wear and remember to clean the lipstick, dont worry leave the lipstick na swagg.

What you will get is:

Olusegun Aremu Okikiola Obasanjo.(Ebora owu)

Never knew Iyabo is this educated; well done madam, but politics no pay you at all.
You forgot 'Matthew' grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man In Britain Who Stabbed Mum To Death Is Sentence To Life In Prison. by Defcon1(m): 7:18am On Jun 20, 2015
cramjones:
What is the difference between this young man's action and Nyesom Wike's murders during his quest to win Rivers election? Mark my words Nyesom Wike will NEVER EVER finish his tenure for the many innocent souls he killed. My brothers and sisters they are all the same. Murderers are murderers! Kudos to the UK police for getting this filthy psycho murderer.

-CramJones
Don't be ridiculous.
What about other politicians that have killed to be in power?
Many of them have been in power since you were a kid, and are not relinquishing power any time soon.
Save your breath and let God be the judge.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Wears Very Long Braids: Fierce Or Disgusting? by Defcon1(m):
CR77:
Mad man
The white man co-operated during his arrest.
The black guy resisted arrest, hence the forceful restraint.
The police should have handled it way better though.
They killed the man unnecessarily.
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by Defcon1(m): 10:32am On Jun 18, 2015
donsax:
The Chadian has like 90% muslim population and still implement the law successfully....why can't Nigeria?
Chad is not Nigeria.

In Nigeria most people will NEVER allow national progress because of ethnic, religious, political & ideological sentiments, as well as selfish interests.

This country is extremely averse to change because of everything l listed above.
RomanceInside The World Of A UK 'Sugar Baby' by Defcon1(op):
Freya is 22 and she expresses herself unaffectedly and confidently. She decided to start sleeping with older men for money while she was at university.

"I love sex," says Freya. "And you know, I'm pretty good at it. So getting a sugar daddy - or two - was a no-brainer really." Freya is one of a growing number of debt-ridden university students in the UK who have decided to become "sugar babies".

These young women agree to be wined and dined by rich, older men who are known as "sugar daddies", in return for cash and gifts. "

My married sugar daddy gave me about £1,000 a night," says Freya reflectively. "He was just in it for the sex.
My divorced sugar daddy gave me between £1,000 and £2,000 as an allowance."

I mean, yes, it's prostitution really but I think there's such a ridiculous stigma attached to that word

Freya had worked hard to make ends meet at university. "I was working two jobs in my first year," she explains "It was awful - £5 an hour in bar work mainly and it was really affecting my studies. But this way, having my sugar daddies, I was able to concentrate 100% on my work and I got a First in the end.

I mean, yes, it's prostitution really but I think there's such a ridiculous stigma attached to that word."

Despite acknowledging she was involved in sex work, Freya maintains she exercised a degree of control.
"They were really attractive guys - I chose very carefully."

Freya's mother Mary agreed to be interviewed at the same time. She seems unfazed by her daughter's choice of career.
"Actually I was quite proud of her," says Mary, shrugging.
"I think it's a brave thing to do and I'm glad she wanted to discuss it with me.
Of course my friends were all pretty aghast." Money was tight for the family, Mary says. She was divorced and had other children to put through university too. "As long as I felt that she was really happy and enjoying what she was doing, I couldn't see any problem with it and I thought it was a great solution," says Mary.

"All kids are born with talents. My daughter happens to have been born with beauty and sexual allure. It's like a commodity."
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33166550
PoliticsRe: 100 Killed By Boko Haram's Booby Trap In Monguno, Borno State by Defcon1(m): 12:40pm On Jun 17, 2015
angieberry:
RIP to the dead.
The end of boko is very near
Very near??
Nigerians want the end now!
People are dying in their hundreds
Thousands injured or displaced.

The new government should act fast.
Everyone agrees they need time, but this isn't like fighting corruption, improving the economy or creating jobs...this is a dire emergency!

A life or death situation.An urgent matter of national security.

The last administration failed in this regard, and paid dearly for that.
Here is hoping that history does not repeat itself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 3 Questions A CEO Wants To Hear After An Interview by Defcon1(m): 12:11pm On Jun 17, 2015
Plenty of tidbits about being successful in interviewsundecided

That is why being self - employed rocks, though it ain't easy.

No need to keep memorizing countless tips, from dress code to mannerisms to choice of words.

Nothing sucks like a worn-out cliché
PoliticsRe: Ben Brice Reacts To #8.4billion Naira Wardrobe Allowance by Defcon1(m): 7:33am On Jun 17, 2015
darmys:
#occupyNASS
After you ma'am
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To N8.64bn Wardrobe Allowance For NASS Members (screenshots) by Defcon1(m): 6:22pm On Jun 16, 2015
If these overly greedy politicians receive all these billions in allowances in every thing...
Wardrobe
Utility
Car
Health
Damages
Servants
Food
etc...my question is, WHAT THEN DO THEY DO WITH THEIR SALARIES??

DAFUQ!!!

Yet civil servants have none of these entitlements despite their paltry salaries.
PropertiesRe: My 3 Bedroom Bungalow Project by Defcon1(m): 1:43pm On Jun 16, 2015
daviejay:
Hello Friends!

Work In Progress!
Everything is coming up nice.
More power to your elbow.

May the good Lord who started this finish it for you.

All the best.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's One-term Pledge Tears APC Leaders Apart by Defcon1(m): 6:31pm On Jun 15, 2015
Islie:
Have always know that all this rancor and in fighting is just because of 2019......




We are at just beginning of this dispensation and the politician's are planning for 2019
Some of them don't know what they would be within the next mins but they are now planning for what will be by 4years time
Wow. Never knew PMB won't be gunning for re- election come 2019!

Since when?
Wonders!

Hope he does not tow Jonathan's path by reneging on his pledge.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Al Bashir “escapes” From South Africa by Defcon1(m): 5:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
ronald4lif:
I hope it's true he's flown back to Sudan safely. Omar Bashir committed war crimes against the Sudanese people and that we're aware of. But Obama, Francois Hollande and David Cameron also committed war crimes in Libya and Egypt. Benjamin Netanyahu keeps bombarding and massacring children and women in Palestine and they are all yet to face trial on war crimes. Africans are not puppets of the West and we must reject their political influence in Africa.
Well, it's not like Netanyahu woke up one morning and ordered his air force and army to attack Gaza.

He was only defending his people.
Blame the stupid, war-mongering Hamas militants who wouldn't stop launching rockets into Israel.

They have always been the aggressor and when Israel retaliates, they start shouting, posting pictures on the net, and playing victims.

You know you can never beat Israel so why provoke them, knowing full well you will lose.

All the accusations they have levelled against lsreal of killing Palestinians, what has it benefitted them??

The dead are gone forever, more restrictions and sanctions in Gaza...yet tomorrow some moronic militants will still go and start launching rockets into Israel.
They never learn.Always spoiling for war, to the detriment of their own people.
PoliticsRe: I'd Give Anything To Know What Osinbajo's Wife Told Aisha Buhari In This Pic by Defcon1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 14, 2015
Mrs. Osinbajo: Aisha, what went through your mind when your hubby said he belonged to everyone and to no one.

Mrs Buhari: Hahaha...Dolapo, for once there I thought he was cheating on me.
Hahaha...
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Reason Why Our Prayer Is Not Being Answer And The Solution!!! Pleased Read by Defcon1(m): 1:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
menesheh:
Is absolutely better to be told that there is no help in an examination than a false promise of passing it which will make you to relax and stop reading but the latter will motivate you to start reading to pass.


Religion are thriving in unsolved and unverified mysteries but science after testing and retesting prayers and claims of the Bible see no evidence to backup those even pretty much puzzle.

We are better off told the truth that this world is nothing but mere live and die than and has no purpose than those mumbo-jumbo and Forged man-made stories of prayers, afterlife, death consciousness while it had no effect on reality of things as we see it here.

"Asked, it will be giving to you", try asking anything the way the Bible inscribed it literally and witness the reality of it (i want a private jet now). Nothing happened, rather they will start giving you reasons why u didn't get what you asked, the would have been fulfillment if ever is still would have been fulfilment without prayers.


We don't change natural events and coincidents that befalls human on earth here but science are working on how to actually do their best to cushion or prevent the those incidents that men presumed prayers can solve.
All right.
Christianity EtcRe: Dont Be Deceived In Church Today Brethren. by Defcon1(m): 11:58am On Jun 14, 2015
emrain:
there's nothing inspiring about prayer for goodness sake. did I say you should pray for the poor?

teach a poor man how to get rich, use them to get even more money if you can. but always give them equal(or more) cash value to what value their work is for you.

now that's inspirational.


you can also expose them to the truth that they can become rich irrespective of their current condition. use yourself as an example if you were once broke.


but if you are not rich yet, don't pity the poor, don't even think about them because it will not put money in your pocket or theirs.
So if you are walking by and see a a malnourished child begging with his blind mother, and you want to help them; you will stop and start teaching them how to make money?

Anyways, different strokes for different folks.
Christianity EtcRe: Reason Why Our Prayer Is Not Being Answer And The Solution!!! Pleased Read by Defcon1(m): 11:18am On Jun 14, 2015
menesheh:
Will never belittle myself replying you irrationally with abuses; but you know whashu doing?

Consolation consoling yourself of the harsh
conditions of man's existence here, accident, earthquake, sickness, death of loved ones etc in order to forge ahead in your miserable life here on earth.

False hope trying to forge hope in other to console yourself with prayers that never get any answers. Those claims of prayers getting answer are mere coincidents, praying for would have happened things or events.

Feeling belonged the false hope of prayers makes you think there is a great power out there that cares for your wellbeing but look back at your short fallings.

Because you are told because you are told that prayers get answered not actually that in your sincere conscious convictions that your prayers get any answers.

Be mindful of abusing others that buys not your ideas and beliefs.
So how do we get by when there is nothing else humanly possible to do to change a given situation??

l am really curious.
Pray tell.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Proof The Rapture Theory Is False by Defcon1(m): 11:08am On Jun 14, 2015
ihatebuhari:
God punish u op and all unbelieve heart here

May you people die and perish in hell before this year end.

Nothing u can do to stop us Christian all over the world, u and Islam can't stop us

Greater is he Jesus in us than Satan and Islam in the world
Your moniker and rants on here scream CHRISTIANITY!!!

#issorait
Christianity EtcRe: Dont Be Deceived In Church Today Brethren. by Defcon1(m):
emrain:
you are doing the right thing. but print good message of prosperity not fear.


giving to the poor will only increase poverty. the best way to help the poor is becoming rich and by inspiring them, not feeding or pitying them.
Inspire them on empty stomach??

Would you be satisfied if you came to me very hungry and all l do is tell you to pray to God and work hard, all in the name of inspiration??

In benue state workers have not been paid since August 2014!

Please tell me how you want to help these unfortunate innocent people by your inspiration...without giving them cash or food.

Pray tell.

Even Jesus did not 'inspire' the hungry 4000 & 5000.

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