VirginFinder:


Ode! His name nko?
Yorubas have nos 2,3 & 6.

What do ibos have? A controversial no 5 that will cost them the SGF.
Shame!!

So how does your people occupying 2, 3 and 6 positions personally benefit you as a Yoruba??

When Obj was president, did you fair better in any way than people from other tribes??
Did you buy groceries or petrol cheaper, or did you get a good job automatically because your kinsman was in power??

All these tribal representation is only for bragging rights ...just like you are doing on here.
The common man benefits nothing from it
Serves only the interests of the man in power, NOT his ordinary kinsmen on the streets.
Enough said.

So imagine that all the notes in the wheelbarrow go be like 20 bucks!
Even naija police go reject all that load of cash


Also,I imagine that moment when a thief offloads the cash and steals the wheelbarrow.

Slimzjoe:
You'll struggle to Pass 'O' Level exams
Struggle to Pass Jamb
Struggle to Pass Post ume
Struggle to Register
Still Struggle to Learn

And after suffering all these to graduate...NO WORK!

smh.

missKiffy:
This one is not a festival, it's madness

Concerned people have moved to ban this festival, not even because of the dangers, but because of animal cruelty; the people vehemently opposed the move saying they would lose their cultural identity were that to happen.
Who will blame them?
The festival has been there for centuries.

donkarly:

Pure madness

It beats me that these people really derive pleasure from something as dangerous as this

Genea:
Well afta all dis,we wud still continue wearing dem
nice post op....dis shud b on fp
cc lalasticlala

When it comes to fashion, people are more concerned about their looks than their health

You're right.

Good one Op
Loved it.

Teeboy15:
No vex abeg, my sense of humour is on holiday. Dnt evn undatnd d meaning of ur thread. E no mk sense to me.

Sorry.
l was typing under anointing.
l have changed the caption.
Hope you can now modify your comment .
Thanks.

khalhokage:
OP more! I demand more!

And you will get it

yvonnelynx:
Why do they still wear bras.... All i see der is chest and six packs

haba sister.
Them still be babes na.

kingsboy12:

Imagine say any of this ladies catch you one on one

I swear.

Say women be the weaker sex no be for these ones ooO!
A trial will convince you

• Killer Heels

Killer heels are known to cause multiple health implications.
These include knee osteoarthritis, callouses, ankle sprain, ingrown toenails, shortened Achilles tendon, risk of falling and lower back pain.

Also, according to the author of Fashionably Fatal, Summer Streves, “in earlier centuries, ladies of fashion were known to have had their ‘little’ toes amputated, slipping their feet into ever-more-pointed fashionable footwear”.

She argues that while historic practices might sound barbaric, women today are still enduring pain for fashion, referencing “the contemporary vogue for the surgical shortening, even amputation of healthy toes, in order to fit into today's sky-high stilettos”.

There are still plenty of fashion victims in the 21st Century. “Although we haven’t got corsets or crinolines any more, there are now people having their ribs removed to get a smaller waist.”

• Corsets

Summer Streves, author of Fashionably Fatal, says that “corsets caused indigestion, constipation, frequent fainting from difficulty in breathing and even internal bleeding… inhibited breathing, giving rise to the Victorian ‘heaving bosom’, was indicative of pressure upon the lungs, while the other internal organs, forced to shift from their natural position to accommodate the new skeletal shape, were subject to damage.”

In 1874, a list was published attributing 97 diseases to corset wearing, including heightened hysteria and melancholy; between the late 1860s and the early 1890s, Streves says, the medical journal The Lancet published at least an article a year on the medical dangers of tight lacing. And it didn’t end with breathing difficulties or organ damage: in 1903, 42-year-old mother-of-six Mary Halliday died abruptly after a seizure.

The New York Times reported thatduring her autopsy, “two pieces of corset steel were found in her heart, their total length being eight and three-quarter inches. Where they rubbed together the ends were worn to a razor edge by the movement of her body.”

• Stiff collars

Invented in the 19th Century, the detachable collar meant men didn’t have to change their shirt every day.
It was also starched to a stiffness that proved lethal.

They were called ‘father killer’, or ‘Vatermörder’ in German.
They could cut off the blood supply to the carotid artery.
Edwardian men would wear them as a fashion accessory – they’d go to their gentleman’s club, have a few glasses of port and nod off in a winged armchair, with their heads tilted forward.
They actually suffocated.”

• Crinoline

The structured petticoat did more than just enhance a silhouette. During the 19th Century, at the peak of the crinoline’s popularity, there were several high-profile deaths by skirt fire.

In July 1861, the poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow rushed to help his wife after her dress caught fire.
According to the Boston Daily Advertiser, “While seated at her library table, making seals for the entertainment of her two youngest children, a match or piece of lighted paper caught her dress, and she was in a moment enveloped in flames.”
She died the following day.

Oscar Wilde’s two half-sisters also died of burns after they went too close to an open fire in ball gowns.

• Skinny Jeans

Skinny jeans have been given a health warning, after an Australian woman had to be cut out of a pair.

Giving new meaning to the phrase ‘fashion victim’, a 35-year-old Australian woman had to be cut out of a pair of skinny jeans after developing a condition called compartment syndrome.

The woman had to be cut out of the pair of jeans after her calves ballooned in size, medics said in the Journal of Neurology, Neurosurgery and Psychiatry.

She had spent hours squatting to empty cupboards for a house move in Australia. By evening, her feet were numb and she found it hard to walk.

Doctors believe the woman developed a condition called compartment syndrome, made worse by her skinny jeans.

Compartment syndrome is a painful and potentially serious condition caused by bleeding or swelling within an enclosed bundle of muscles - in this case, the calves.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20150624-when-fashion-kills

NgeneUkwenu:



Ishilove,lalasticlala, Seun! Come and ban him now!

You too.
Both of you are guilty of the offence you just quoted.
Don't be a hypocrite.
Both of you should be banned!

shecko:
as long as am concerned this ones ain't women..

Wetin them be?
Trannies??

This is NOTHING!

Check out these MACHO ladies and see the real deal!!

https://www.nairaland.com/2322325/eye-popping-worlds-most-extreme-female

So a man's girlfriend got fed up with his obsession with his dog and asked him to choose between her and the dog.

Facing the tough decision of letting one of his 2 companions go, our guy went to Craigslist and put up an advert, so as to enable him re-home one of them.

Well, from the advert below, it is obvious who he chose, and who he wanted re-homed.

Saklekplus:
I just heard that too, what a loss to ex-clueless president, I just love the boy........ am suspecting mama piss.... is this how she want to pay Jonathan for accepting the defeat ?, what a wicked winch woman (WWW), I pity that innocent boy .. .. RIP

Smh.

franchizy:
why cant the FG grant boko haram amnesty and compensate them with cash then appologize to the Northern elders forum.
i still dont believe bokovharam are muslims because islam is a religion of peace.
i suspect the igbos are this boko haram and are faking themselves because the igbo have the highest population in the North.
RIP to the dead

And after making this comment your problems still persists, you didn't grow any inch taller, your bank account didn't get any bigger neither did you gain an extra day to your life.

So that comment was utterly needless.

Everything is sexy, cute or stunning to the average Nigerian so long as it has to do with a celebrity.

SeductiveAngela:
Those who are at the forefront of this are the Igbos. Ironically, they voted for Wike against Dakuku Peterside, they didnt even vote for Buhari either.

Barrister Nyesom Wike, abeg sack all of them. They must all go back to Biafra.

I guess this comment just made you more beautiful and seductive.

adamskutty:
seun, ishilove, lalasticlala or mukina2, i will like to draw ur attention to this mad, Hot sheboon whose brain is filled with decomposed cow dung, i guess the stick mama piss uses from time to time to drill her pucci during their lesbian acts has started showing its effect on this ugly thing.

You are reporting someone for comments you found offensive, and yet you chose to abuse someone(PEJ) old enough to be your mother.

What moral justification do you now have to report someone else.

You are a hypocrite.

So these guys passed out from heavy drinking, and their friends decided to teach them a few lessons


WARNING: Please Don't Try Any Of These At Home...Very Dangerous!!

Photo Credit: Passedoutphotos.com

Adaezeagu:
u go marry before divorce na

It's obvious you didn't read the story.

Jollyjoy:
What is my biz? Life goes on.

ki02020:
Good one...I just hope those machine will not be imported to nigeria as TOKUNBO when they become obsolate items

We will be very lucky to get any of them here at all.