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Crime / Re: Masked Man Who Rapes Men In Ogun, While Pretending To Be A Spirit, Arrested by Defenderalert(m): 2:22pm On Jul 26, 2019
Check well e fit be Ubunja grin

Sex starved mofo.
Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye, E-money, Escoba Smith, Shina Peller Cracked Up At Funnybone Concert by Defenderalert(m): 2:19pm On Jul 26, 2019
okrikaboi:
All of them are drug dealers that's why Dino Melaye is untouchable E-money has a shipping company shipping what exactly? As for the rest if you can catch up then kudos

But if them throw you Ghana Must Go you go collect nah. grin. Stop the jealousy and pray for grace dude
Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye, E-money, Escoba Smith, Shina Peller Cracked Up At Funnybone Concert by Defenderalert(m): 2:14pm On Jul 26, 2019
Do you sight Emoney and his wife?Shina Pellar? Chai! Money good. The realistic money thugs. Thats the life you secretly crave for Ubunja.

Whine from today till kingdom come. Men will always love their wives and spend lavishly and get blessed but you, you will stay glued to one spot writing your
DUMB MisEDUGAYSHIT until you look in the mirror and discover you wasted all your life being foolish. BROKE BACHELOR OF METUSSELAH ANCESTRY. grin
Crime / Re: Ishefun Boys Rape Girls In Ogun State, Victims Share Experiences by Defenderalert(m): 2:03pm On Jul 26, 2019
Totally unfair.

Ubunja see your daughter fate. cheesy
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sexual Imprint. by Defenderalert(m): 1:59pm On Jul 26, 2019
Otedola, Bill Gates,Dangote and Adenuga are the class of men who retain that exclusive right to call women gold diggers not a broke cripple Ubunja wey no get wood to be dug.

These men as wealthy as they are have wives. Who you be? That only points to one thing. You dont have a wife because you lack the wherewithal to be a bread winner aka Poor man. You think its easy to have your name taken to the next generation and not the womans SURNAME. Stupid AF. Jobless lazy and broke. grin

. Girls know older man grin. grin cheesy equals wishy washy Shrunken dick. No enjoyment. ;DShrunken dick means you have to buy punnah to get some groove. Your pain is you wish you had that money. We are much younger we do the job better hunku. She wont remember anything other than you grunting like an exhausted paedo pig with disgusting grey pubic hairs When i say she, i mean the Maroko based teen age hoes with slacked pvssies with 3 kids at home who you manage to buy sex from once or twice a year being broke and miserably sex starved.

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by Defenderalert(m): 12:03pm On Jul 26, 2019
bigpriik:


women are gold?
bro who stole your masculinity? I bet your mother will slap you for saying that ,do you think your mother and sisters are happy when they hear your gf is gold digging you .
bro wake up you have reached the apex of female manipulation you need rehab now peace..

My mother and sisters love my wife gold digging me. They be like chop the life of your head our wife grin

Women are gold except your mother. grin

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by Defenderalert(m): 11:29am On Jul 26, 2019
Ubunja have you read where they said you will bury your children with your.own hands. People hate you DIE and na your grave you.just dey bury upandan. Who get time to read your trash except you. grin
Keep commenting bra via your 200 plus monikers. :DNo pvssy no job. Lonely and sad for the rest of your life i feel your pain. grin

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by Defenderalert(m): 11:21am On Jul 26, 2019
Martinez39:
It applies to all. ALL.

Your.mother being their President grin Ubunja interwined into Martinez39. You are the most jobless creature alive. I swear. We wait that Vlog. Stop being a coward we'd love to see the face behind the Ubunja moniker of pain.
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by Defenderalert(m): 11:14am On Jul 26, 2019
ebonyggurl:
So in your mind, all women are gold diggers and manipulators? undecided
Why generalising stuff like that? Some of us are real.

From all these threads you post, some questions come to mind: what's a guy's usefulness in a relationship if all he brings to the table is his dick? Why should a woman want to move from girlfriend to wife when she sees you serve no usefulness apart from bedmantics?

Dont waste your energy on a permanently broke pvssy brained mor.on who is nothing but a frustrated loser. You women are gold.He is the one commenting on all the threads under different monikers. Ubunja is that jobless. I tell ya he spent all his youth pvssy chasing now that he is in last days, bitterness and regret is eating his soul.

Only a lunatic will sit to read his trash episodes other than Ubunja the gold dogging brokie.

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: On Scantily Dressed Women. by Defenderalert(m): 7:33am On Jul 26, 2019
Op

Women who dress scantily are only passing one message, "Pay me to lay me" if you doubt that ask tbe filthy hookers on Allen& the filthier ones you buy sex from why they are ALWAYS scantily dressed.

You get just the seduction part because you are broke AF. You cant afford the punnah. Flash the cash and see the scanty clothes drop. Don't be a dumb analyst. You ain't making sense.

All you are saying in a nutshell in all your dumb
WASTE OF TIME epistles. I will summarise thus "Abeg dudes i am fvcking sex starved because you keep pampering,appreciating and spending on your women," grin

Thats not gonna change svcker. Go get your jobless ass to work and irk a living instead of sitting home all day waiting for that cougar that won't come. shocked

Why wont you be broke as fvck when all you spend your time on is fantacising about sex from butt and chest implant hoes .

Go and marry a decent wife and stop being a fool. Your life is too messed up for redemption clearly

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: On Scantily Dressed Women. by Defenderalert(m): 6:58am On Jul 26, 2019
ubunja:
yep the biggest hos are decently dressed bro

those nerds in glasses spending the day in the library will shock you.

You seem to have a strong recognition for hoes. Oops i forgot you advocate for sex buying. cheesy because there is still no pvssy in sight. ;DAre you a hoe in the GAY CARTEL? Get drilled from behind and "collect".

The BIGGEST HOE is your daughter. grin

You spend your entire life on PORN sites fantasising and rough handling your weapon of doom every minute. It must be really shrunken from masturbation torture. You are jobless AF.

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Romance / Re: She Gave Me 4 Stds At Once by Defenderalert(m): 2:38am On Jul 26, 2019
zpraiz:
If it's a lab you got those reports from den am afraid you got scammed , but I still think you r lying cos dos disease names do not go together at all and mostly Ecoli isn't an STD ,it is an example of a coliform , Proteus mirabilis is a disease WIC causes kidney stones , staphylococcus aureus is d only meaningful STD and coliform describes a group of bacteria mostly found on vegetables and stools of animals eg klebsiella , Ecoli ,citrobacter etc it classifies these bacteria and is not a disease in itself

Even staph is no STD. Nigerians are so ignorant and get scammed all the time.

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Romance / Re: She Gave Me 4 Stds At Once by Defenderalert(m): 2:34am On Jul 26, 2019
dreamwords:
,
How can u possible say that I had no infections,
Don't repeat that again abeg,
I visited hospital many times
And many labs,,I
To the extent that the doctor became my friend
They were seeing the same thing,
One of my testis was swelling up as a result of the pain,
From scanty growth of stapg to moderate till those those this were all gone,
diffetent Antibiotics, oral ,veins and in the ass the infection was resistant to some drugs that was given me, because the symptoms was still coming after , , it wasn't easy then

Your doctor is a quack and a fraud. Stop patronising him.
These are not STDs but UTIs. She gave you nothing bro.
Check your hygiene and quit this annoying ignorance.

If you doubt me go to any General Hospital and ask whether i am right or wrong. Thank me later. grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Allow Men Pour Sex Fluid Into Them by Defenderalert(m): 2:20am On Jul 26, 2019
Quality20:
Conceived thru marital union not thru free sexual union with all and sundry

Na so. Your papa no fvck your mama before the
false marital union? Do you know how many aboetions they had before you to form innocent in front of pastor? Abeg clear for road and quit the pretence
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Allow Men Pour Sex Fluid Into Them by Defenderalert(m): 2:15am On Jul 26, 2019
Quality20:
are they trying to b pigs by allowing themselves get adulterated by seminal fluids n sperms?

Op abeg Ask your mother if she is a pig. grin Mumu

In Yorubaland most times you must carry belle first before wedding bells nah. Kini big deal? That is expected in any rnormal elationship bro. You never do before?
Celebrities / Re: British Big Brother Winner, Katie Price Goes Topless On The Beach In Thailand. by Defenderalert(m): 1:18am On Jul 26, 2019
Vulcanheph:
Omo! see booby

Na silicon no be bobby. E fit burst. Shey you get. Artificial bobby grin
Romance / Re: Man Assist His Fiancee With Kitchen Duties In Pre-wedding Pictures by Defenderalert(m): 12:40pm On Jul 25, 2019
StrikeBack:
Pre wedding pictures are mere photos, laughing in photos won't guarantee anything in your marriage. Keep your relationship out of social, una no go hear.

Local man is warning

Neither does frowning in the photos gurantee anything. So let them laugh away bro and wish them well

Dont end up frustrated and bitter like that whining 69 year old bachelor Ubunja. grin
Celebrities / Re: Hailey Adeleke Kisses Her Father, Davido by Defenderalert(m): 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2019
This baby looks exactly.like late Prof Labinjos grand daughter. Davido go and take care of that child.
Romance / Re: See Pre-wedding And Wedding Shots Of Two Nairalanders... by Defenderalert(m): 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2019
Cingratulations dear Nairalanders. HML.

Thank God Nairalanders are evidently not swayed by Ubunja gay antics. UBUNJA another heart attack. Keep wasting your time in your MiseduGAY. MOFO. grin

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Celebrities / Re: "Your Watermelon Fresh"- Fan Tells Actress,habibat Adunni Who Flaunts Cleavage by Defenderalert(m): 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2019
Dick brain. Ubunja daughter. Na only dick dey their head.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Looking So Dark In Throwback Photos Before She Became Slay Queen by Defenderalert(m): 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2019
FuckThaMod:
Bleaching things, no wonder stretch marks dey dance shoki all over her body. Even her breast small here, abi she later do surgery to enlarge it or na push up bra she use dey deceive Vaseline crew? 1.001 odds that the dirty hoe would have borehole inbetween her legs too.

Even the butt looks small in her yellow trousers. I am guessing she did surgery.
Crime / Re: South Georgia Mom Charged For Murder As Her Baby Falls, Dies While Fighting by Defenderalert(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2019
Ubunja future wife.

Rip sweet baby.
Romance / Re: What Tribe Would You Love To Marry From And Why? by Defenderalert(m): 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:
marriage is about submission.

Submission in your dictionary i am sure.means tyranny, dictatorship.and imprisonment. If you were a woman would you marry you? Kikikikikiki. cheesy

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Romance / Re: What Tribe Would You Love To Marry From And Why? by Defenderalert(m): 9:41pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:
marriage is about submission.

Unfortunately no.woman is ready to submit to your broke gigolo GAY ass. Sorry brah. grin
Romance / Re: What Tribe Would You Love To Marry From And Why? by Defenderalert(m): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2019
Ryan03:
My brother, the old patern of marriage cannot hold due to changes such as women sharing bills etc. I for one will not even wont the old patern of marriage, a woman being a feminist (not those slay Nonsense) does not mean she is not a wife material. I love out spoken women

Chai God bless you. You just hit Ubunja with a rod on the head. He has absolutely nothing in his skull. Our great grand fathers were at work making provision for the family's needs. Ubunja wants an African wife but he no one spend kobo. When they pay the bills they are not feminists but when they are bold and outspoken they become feminists. Dumb as fvck Ubunja. You go wait taya. grin MiseduGAYshiit.

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Romance / Re: What Tribe Would You Love To Marry From And Why? by Defenderalert(m): 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:
marriage is about submission.
Hahahaha
I cant stop laughing. Marriage Counsellor where your wife dey nah?
Romance / Re: How To Ride A Dick ? Spell COCONUT ( Twitter User ) by Defenderalert(m): 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:

What are you even trying to say?

That you are EVIDENTLY GAY!
Health / Re: Woman Had Chemo & Breast Removal Surgery For A Cancer She Never Had by Defenderalert(m): 9:18pm On Jul 23, 2019
So sad.

Ubunja this misfortune awaits your gold digging hoe daughters . grin Amen. Continue, Karma go teach you to defrain from evil.
Romance / Re: Why Are The GOOD Ladies Not Very Attractive And Endowed Like The Hoes? by Defenderalert(m): 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2019
Eze2000:


I go to a church where pastors marry only virgins to avoid spiritual problems and some of their wives are killers in looks. I once had an ugly short-put of a house girl that got pregnant at 13.

I'm well aware than most people that ugly girls can be used for sexual gratification at very tender ages but from my experience, this only occurs where the attractive ones are absent. Broke young guys are the ones that do that to ugly girls. There is a mad girl of about 17 living in that market at Festac town second gate here in Lagos. If that girl gets upwind of you the smell from her is like a dead and decaying dustbin. Yet, if you are passing through the market around 10 pm when the place is empty you will see the touts there taking turns fvcking hell out of her. She is pregnant now but they still don't stop.

There's this thread some weeks back about an old man that has orgies with primary school girls who visit his house regularly until they were caught. The pictures of the girls shown weren't attractive at all.

When poor men with low self-esteem are Hot anything in skirt will do... that is what you are saying. It is not what I was saying.

And by the way, I am looking for a woman like your wife *(I am well aware that some like her are there but where are they?). I have been searching for over 3 years, waiting to take my ambitions to the next level with marriage, for where I see better babe? Still single now and it is so painful. If your wife can vouch for her friend or younger sister who is light-skinned, tall and curvy please let me PM you. all I need is a number!




Laughed so much reading your last three lines. I swear babes dey but good woman hard to find as my.friends complain so too.

Unfortunately my wife's sister is no.longer available. Please pray and ask God for the exact type of woman you want. Be good and fair character-wise yourself. God will shock you

I prayed and fasted, met and married and today i am the happiest man alive. Take a cue bro. You gat nothing to worry over.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Dies After Misstepping While Alighting From A Bus [Photos] by Defenderalert(m): 1:47pm On Jul 23, 2019
Omg so.sad. RIP.
Romance / Re: What Tribe Would You Love To Marry From And Why? by Defenderalert(m): 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:
which part of marriage is feminism compatible with?

Your defintion.of feminists is women who you dont get to fvck. Dont go.and get a job. Jobless pvssy hunting mofo.

Go.and start fvcking that your 8year old daughter. Shes no longer a virgin. grin
Romance / Re: I Will Never Love A Girl Ever Again by Defenderalert(m): 1:36pm On Jul 23, 2019
ubunja:
lmfao that guy has zero game. He's a loser. But can't blame him for trying.

Problem with najja guys is the thirst. Too much.

In any case personally I have women I fvck for free coz I know how to find the generous ones. Plus I know how to ask for it.


But your FB friend is hilarious

Pvssy hunter. Always "finding pvssy" chai.your mama must be a very sad depressed individual. hahahahaha...You think.every woman is your olosho free pvssy daughter? You cant even fvck a single mother of two after chasing that pvssy so.hard. grin Common knowledge is you only fvck men holes, you tried to move us into.your sins with your dumb miseduGAY empty write ups but failed WOEFULLY.Keep fvcking your shIIt holes and shut up.cheesy

Broke.as AF. You and your low budget stinking. hoes.

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