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It was 4 days ago i first saw his poster... We don't even know him, his name came up during election, after Tonye Cole saga. So go and claim ur manDATE inside Amaechi's house..

This ur woman go sabi Mathematics o, she just dey find "X" Upandan.... How many Ex she get biko? Honestly bro, u're not at fault. Just be vigilant and be prayerful.... Devil wan follow back door get u, but e no go werk.

When i was still innocent, i knew no woman, i haven't tasted the breast of young ladies, my maths teacher forced me to find "EX"..... Na dat man corrupt me abeg... Now i don get plenty EXs....

Make me understand please.... Which part of this country is Jigawa pls? Or have they moved Bayelsa and Delta to North? Is his brain paining him? That's what happens when u trade ur brain for something cheap, or u think with ur butts leaving ur brain to decay...

Chai.... Aiye make up artists ko ni daa... This makeup artists will not make Heaven... kilode

FuckBots:
.fear ladies

If i am to go by your results, Atiku won the first 2 Local Govt. So how come Buhari won 8 outta 9

Donmedra:
Results of presidential election from 9 Local Government Areas, in Sokoto State have been announced.

The presidential candidate of the All Progressive Congress, APC, President Muhammadu Buhari, is currently leading in the State.

He has won Wamakko, Isa, Kware, Silame, Bodinga, Yabo and Sokoto South LGAs while Atiku won in only one local government area, Tureta.


Results from nine of 23 LGAs so far collated by the State Returning Officer, Prof. Yakub Yahuza, show that Buhari has won in eight.

Buhari got a total of 188,237 votes, while Alhaji Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is trailing with a total of 118,415 votes.

Isa LG:
APC= 15,264
PDP= 17,892


Silame LG.
APC= 10,910
PDP= 13,949

Wurno LG:
APC= 20,307
PDP= 9,847

Kware LG:
APC= 17,684
PDP= 14,570


Bodinga LG:
APC= 21,028
PDP= Yet to be

Sokoto South:
APC= 41,347
PDP= 24,598

Yabo LG:
APC= 15,465
PDP= 10,176


Tureta LG:
APC= 8,516
PDP= 10,209

Wamakko LG:
APC= 37,716
PDP= 17,174

http://dailypost.ng/2019/02/25/buhari-vs-atiku-results-9-lgas-sokoto-emerge/amp/

If my secondary school Teachers were like this, i would definitely be the best student, and i wouldn't mind retaking my Waec 3 times.....

her breasts don big o, she don born true true.....

How many wives Atiku get? First ladies loading....

To get cancer go hungry some Lagosians now

Jumia and fraud are 5 & 6. I saw a tower fan on their site and placed order, to pay on delivery. After like 3 weeks, their agent called me that he was in front of my office, when i asked him to lemme see and confirm it's d exact fan i saw online, he insisted i pay first, when i got to my seat and opened it, i was shocked what i saw, i placed the fan beside my laptop, u won't believe my laptop screen is taller than the so called tower fan...

At least he didn't come to dis world in vain...

NwaOhafia:
Thats how one girl met this guy, sharp sharp the guy did everything and the girls mom said no, she don't want the sharp sharp stuff and the girl was then seeing her mom like an enemy.
Less than 9months the guy died of liver related disease. Now the girl is now a mother with one kid and no husband.
So the guy knew he was almost going to die, that's why he was rushing everything.

Same thing happened to my cousin but God saved her she did take in

I hope u're not 3 months pregnant.... I smell swapping

He is right, he wouldn't have slapped Kizz's Manager if he wasn't high.... But come o, he's always HIGH...

See her using someone's WIFI to tweet... U think we won't see the Wireless device hung on the wall behind u? Las las, we saw it

U should be happy u didn't go for the convention, because u wouldn't av gotten a vote. Nobody knows you.. Even from the subject of the matter, ur name was omitted and Atiku's name wasn't omitted, simply because Atiku is popular, but you, who are u? I think u should start from introducing yourself before talking about being the president of this country.

Pictures pls....

Blue3k:
Source: https://punchng.com/warri-itakpe-ajaokuta-rail-line-completed-says-minister/amp/

Over #2M to learn what biko? Is she learning how to catch boko haram, armed robbers and dirty politicians after school? What are they teaching her in school? Over #2M, chai, this one don gimme headache

Metuh:
Yeah they enjoyed the sex together and the lady said she have been working her arse off, if not how was she surviving all this while that Wizkid decided not to be responsible?


Can $2000 buy baby foods and clothes?
Can $2000 pay the baby's school fees?
Can it pay for the baby's accommodation?

Bro Davido's daughter school fees alone is more than 2million, so what's stopping almighty international Wizkid from paying such?

Plenty of dem can still say that, in as much u can still draw more of them on where ever u drew that one....

Show me my lovely toyota matrix, else I don't believe those pics....

Nature8:
That's my only problem, I hate insult with passion.. Be it joke or whatever, I don't take shit from anybody..


But I do respect and treat my girlfriend like a queen..

But ur poo full WC, d day ur WC go give u ur poo I pray u manage snap and report ursef here...

jonaifame22:
Even when she's on her period I'll still ask for it,whether blood or no blood

u b lesbian?? Ur gender says u're a female and u still wan ask for even when she dey her period.... Admin WASH out

onuwaje:
Agriculture

Okay. If u're talking about plants, which one precisely? Or if u're referring to rearing of animals, which one do u suggest?

Hello my people. I really need ur advice, suggestions on better way to invest with ur spare money, I am talking about investment that u can start and it will last for many years that ur children will grow up to know, and it's still up and active. Saving money is a good thing to do, but investing it is better. Am opened to any suggestion please and kindly try and put me through how to go about it. If u're going to tell me to invest pls tell me how much I can atleast start with and how it yields within certain period.

Bro na u Bleep up o. Wen d issue started u didn't disturb us, when it has escalated beyond ur control u're now disturbing my sleep. Make I see road o before I go after ur next girlfriend.

Na one yeye man wey no sabi hm right from left o..

Alphaoscar:
Who is this one again?

E dey affect face U for try smile small na...

Where are d names of CBT centers according to ur title

D last time I saw her was when mad mellon featured her in danfo driver....

whizqueen:
Tell them the truth oo. Fun no dey benue state

Which part of Benue are u? I didn't mean fun like going to Beach, cinema house/Silverbird.... Where is d money coming from to do all these? Wherever u are, u just have to create something even outta nothing...