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Missmossy: Obvious features like that get easily noticed.

(I) noticed i've been stalking Sapphire86, albeit inadvertently lately.

Yemlizzy: Tyrants roam nairaland day and night.

Night night, Yemlizzy.

(@MissGdope: waiting for you to drop your line )

Yemlizzy: Nairaland has lot of writers.

Writers' pens are mightier than the swords of tyrants.

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Right now, I'm not happy because some peeps on this forum think they can just spew trash just because they have access to megabytes.

Papertrail11: with the kind of lacadestical attitude and boring attitude some girls display dey deserve to be cheated upon......
for ex...
good husband: hello wifey

boring wife : fine

good husband: so how was ur day

boring wife: normal
.....all dose kind short answer. ....and boring attitude if I
I go juat sideline you and look for nore entertaining pussy
....I pity all dis naija girls be puttn potential boyfriends and husbands on autopilot jonzn....soon he will start to look tor fun wi oda women....

packet of bastardz

LWTMB Between you and SpaceGoat, I really don't know who is funnier. Your composition na die!

OP, good job. However, I'm so not into #43 and # 50. The former sounds more like blasphemy while the latter violates one of the laws of God.

Moesha looks stunning!
@Dollarjunkie: I guess she's a fledgling actress cos I don't remember seeing her on the screen.

kastonkastrol: yeah i have a problem with the first picture........ Mind you, her(pej) husband(gej) is not a made politician but only a lucky somebody who takes advantages of other folks "undoings" to get to the top... Politicians are smart, competent and a little bit sane, but mr gej lacks all these three qualities because he is dumb, clueless and very incompetent

Son, I'm not a politician-I'm non-partisan. Truth is i don't think it's right to speak ill of those whom God has placed over you. If he was your father you wouldn't go this low as to cast aspersions on him. Please for God's sake, revere his office. My 2 cents.

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] I thought so too.[/color]

Yep bro.

ladyinred: OP, your English is atrocious.

Trust me, the op speaks well. He's just being clownish.

Oahray: ouch!

Oahray, you're so funny! But really i guess it's a typo.

MzPreshie: LMAO ooooo. Give me one reason why I shouldn't 'roff' this guy? A goat in name is a goat indeed. You spent 15 years learning to be a player, I wonder how many years you will spend in learning good grammer.

Lol. But come to think of it MzPreshie, Spacegoat is just trying to be humorous. He speaks well. We shouldn't take everything that is posted seriously. By the way, the word is spelt "grammAr".

I understand the first four reasons. The last is what I just can't understand. It's so selfish. A great man is not afraid to share his greatness with other people.

petitmonde: homo na bad thing oo.14 yrs no b play.lol.
My pix;i dey try small smal.@ least mk person fresh small na.

Lol. That's the spirit bro.

Timeless piece. This is one of the best expositions i've read in recent times on Nairaland. Thumbs up, OP.

@PetitMonde: great work. Indeed looks can be deceptive. And by the way you're stunning in your profile picture. (No homo.)

I'm so proud of this man. I'll do the same thing for my kids.

Undoubtedly Schweinsteiger. He's a Trojan!

inze: Best response so far.

Op might not reason your sarcasm and end up taking it as an instruction, which we all know is very disastrous.

I absolutely concur. Inze, my guy, how you dey? Quite an age!

Thanks bro for the tips. Wish this was on frontpage.

My fave is :

It pays to serve Jesus I speak from my heart
He'll always be with us when we do our part
There's nought in this wide world can pleasure afford
There's peace and contentment in serving the Lord

Yomieluv: 6.duur-means go,and die,its usually said with their hands raised up like tolotolo wing.
7.issh-only God knows what that means.a lady can help out.

Lolz at No 6. Methinks 'ish' means 'RUBBISH'

deife: @ Inze: God bless you sir for your kind gesture. Please sir, could you help me with the history of this car with VIN: 4T1BG22K81U836482. THANKS BRO

Still waiting patiently for your response sir. I was the one that emailed you earlier today

@ Inze: God bless you sir for your kind gesture. Please sir, could you help me with the history of this car with VIN: 4T1BG22K81U836482. THANKS BRO

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nahinbdis: How can any opportunity to learn new things ever be an embarrassment?

My wife is a great cook having had a mom that was somewhat into catering. She recently decided to go into the catering biz in Lagos and I said to her that she needed to learn catering professionally.

Off she went to a catering school. This involved commuting 4hrs daily for six months! And I can tell you that I am the first beneficiary of her sharpened skills and unlocked creativity.

What you need to do is encourage her ... don't condemn her meals. Lovingly point out to her the alternatives you prefer. And if going to a catering school will do it, why not?

You spoke my mind, bro.