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uyogabie: My Aunt loves buying them.I used to sneak to read them whenever she is not around.'Ikebemastology'.something like that.lol.

@Uyogabie: Ikebastronomanatomicology, you meant.

Rukemi291: I know this thread will hit front page. Let me quickly register my registration

Lol at 'register my registration.'

I wish the duo all the very best.

Mintayo: This year convention will be a very powerful one,looking at d fact dt the theme is 'JESUS'.
Jesus our Saviour.
Jesus our Lord.
Jesus our Redeemer.
Jesus our mediator.
Jesus our helper.
Jesus our healer.
Jesus our intercessor.
Jesus our provider.
Jesus our comforter.
Jesus our Love.
Jesus our advocate.
Jesus our refuge.
Jesus our king.
Jesus our cleanser.
Jesus our hope.
Jesus our righteousness.
Jesus our light.
Jesus our strenght.
Jesus our defender.
Jesus our peace.
Jesus our faith.
Jesus our blessing.
Jesus our way to God.
Jesus our All in All.
Jesus our life.
Ohh...what a wonderful Jesus,the list can not be exhausted.
I LOVE YOU JESUS.

What a Friend we have in Jesus! God be praised. Hallelujah!

kubumilano: Cute...pls nairalandrs,how can i post a topic..pls help

It's easy bro. All you need do is go to any section that tallies with what you wanna post & click on "create new topic". You should be good to go. Cheers.

[quote author=coogar]then he should ante up his pen game and write in such a way everyone can understand. some of us don't stay in nigeria to understand a "cab" is different from a "cab".


Pride, indeed goes before a fall.
@Mr-Know-All AKA cougar: those who live in glass houses don't throw stones. You ain't smart afterall. You don't have a command of the English Language either. It's not "ante up his pen game". It's "up the ante". Comprenez-vous?

lekkie073: that coogar na one serious femme fatale......daz all !

Did you just refer to coogar as a femme fatale? No, she isn't cos there's nothing desirable about her. Trust me. If she's anything at all, she's simply a virago, curmudgeon and hag. She's just an empty barrel who is so frustrated & miserable. She's someone whose mouth runs faster than a tap.

lekkie073: i find it hard to see a thread not laced with abuses and curse words on nl. must all discussions end with conflicts?

I tire oooo!

RuuDie: For me, I won't the topic is misleading oh because as long as the matter don reach where baba alawo dey involved, anything can happen oh.

So, for all you folks shouting down the OP; we can never be sure what their intentions were - best we all be careful, alert and on our guard all the time. We cannot just assume that they are "mere fraudsters" because they are using "familiar lines or format".

It is usually people who feel they are too skilled, exposed or experienced that run a higher risk of being complacent - as the popular saying "na over-skill dey kill Monkey".

Thank you OP for this topic. Let us just be very vigilant and extricate ourselves from such situations as quickly as possible!

My humble opinion!

You're so on point my brother. Wish the likes of Brownlord, Sisikill & their cronies were that smart.

Ishilove: Coogar stop arguing. He knows the dictionary meaning of 'cab', but here in naija the term 'cab' or 'kabukabu' is generally used for private vehicles used for commercial transport.

I'm glad Nairaland still has smart people like you who after visiting a thread contributes meaningfully to it.

BashToks: By trying so hard to prove you're a smartass, you've successfully derailed the topic. What should have been people sharing tips and experiences is now a battle of who speaks english better. I think we all got the point when the Op said he/she took a cab with multiple passengers.
There are times when u try to correct horrendous mistakes and there are times when u just need a dose of chill out and shut the fck up!

@BashToks: My bro, please tell them! You're so on point. It's high time some people, here in Nairaland, grew up.

gysl1973: @op, you must be very stupid, you wrote this gabbage here and only you still titled it Ritualists/kidnappers, do you need a CIA or FBI that they just common 419ner looking for their daily bread,

the thing even pain me say you no fall for this adam and eve game self, since you no fit differentiate common job men from Ritualists/kidnappers,

Oh really? Even a fool is considered wise when silent. Shaking my head for you.

tyson55: Like others have said before me, this game has been in existence since like forever, it isn't new. But there are other people who might not be privy to the trick, just like the op. We learn new thing everyday init?
Op, thank God you weren't sucked into it, let as much people hear about it, so they wouldn't fall victim.

That's the spirit, Bro.

coogar: your english needs aid from united nations!
cab = taxicab! the only reason people use them is for some sort of privacy, not to share with other passengers. this is why it's more expensive than a commercial bus. you didn't board a cab - you boarded your death sentence!

I know your type so well. Always seeking for attention. And concerning my English, why don't you let the people judge me. Indeed silence is golden.

coogar: yes, you did!
you sat at the back of a taxi cab or were you high when you wrote this story?

SMH. If you don't have anything meaningful & significant to contribute, why don't you just back off. I boarded a CAB. If you're really a Lagosian & you work at the Island you'll know that most drivers of private cars pick up passengers for an amount. The passengers are definitely more than one at a time.

coogar: i don't understand how people board taxis and share it with other passengers. to the best of my knowledge, taxis are supposed to cater only for you and you alone.

@Coogar: I never said I boarded a taxi, did I?

xynerise: Exactly. They did this to my mum too. My mum jumped out of a moving bus but thank God she survived it.

@Xynerise: Thank God for your mum.

tasandra: may God expose dem
@Op,i thank God 4 u..

I say a big 'Amen!' To your prayer Tasandra. Thank you so much.

I'll be as brief as possible, Nairalanders. To tell you that kidnappers & ritualists exist & are on rampage is an understatement. What you need to be aware of is that they adopt different strategies to capture their victims. I'm going to share with you one approach so as not to fall prey to their antics.

I was at Law School busstop at about 6.30am today when I saw a cab & told the driver my destination. He told me to board. I noticed that there was a 'passenger' beside him & another one at the back. So I sat at the back.
Within 30 seconds of our journey, the young man beside me offered the driver #100 as transport fare. Immediately, the driver started shouting. The dialogue ensued between both of them:

Driver: How dare you offer me a hundred naira as transport fare? Aren't you the one that put that bag in the trunk? In fact you have a case to answer. Where did you get that huge amount of money from?

Passenger: (sobbing & genuflecting) please don't expose me. My boss died this morning. He was a Hausa man who ran a Bureau de Change business. He died after a brief illness. As soon as he died, my colleague made away with one of his vehicles. Because I don't know how to drive, I decided to make away with this money.

Passenger at the Front: How much is in the bag?

Passenger: 1.1 million dollars

Passenger at the Front: Oga driver, you know what? Let's strike a deal with the man. (Facing the Passenger at the back who at this point is already shaking like a jellyfish) Are you ready to share this money with the rest of us on this car?

Passenger: Yes sir!

All along I was quiet.

Passengerthe one who 'stole' the money) We need a herbalist or witch doctor to help us make the charms ineffective because the last time I tried to touch the money, I fell down.

Driver: (Cuts in) that's no problem. We will get a pastor or a herbalist to destroy the charms.

At this point, the passenger asked for my views. To be candid, so many things were on my mind. I felt this could be the 'major break' I had been trusting God for. On the other hand, I wasn't comfortable because if what the passenger said was anything to go by, & I partook in spending the money, I would have murdered Peace & Sleep.

Me: No true pastor will agree to be a part of this.

Before you could say Jack Robinson, the Passenger at the Front quickly offered to phone a herbalist that he claimed to know. Meanwhile the driver had taken the alternative route instead of going through the Toll Plaza. As soon as we got to a point, I told the driver to stop, I told him I wasn't interested, & immediately got out of the car & took a long walk.

To cut a long story short, when I got to work, I just hinted my colleague about my experience without going into details & guess what she said! She told me their modus operandi which tallied with what I experienced today.

So Nairalanders, I urge you to always take time to pray before you go out & be close to God. Put God first in all you do & be security conscious. May you not die untimely in Jesus' name & may God's grace be constantly available to you & your loved ones.

OP, if I were you, I would proofread my post before publishing it. The word is "course" not "corse".
Back to your question. There's no "best" as a good university is measured by the wealth of knowledge of the lecturers & of course the facilities on ground. Be that as it may, I'll boldly recommend CMUL (College of Medicine, University of Lagos.) I wish you all the best. Cheers.

redcliff: Omo that fiji eh na like say u dey travel go Pluto. E far die

Lol!

Chanchit: Olorun toda awon oke igbani
Eyin ni mo fi ope mifun 2ce

Tani un o tun gbega o
bi ko se Baba loke
Tani un o tun fi ope e fun

Olorun to da awon oke igbani
Eyin ni mo fi ope e mi fun..

This is my song all day long

fonzie2u: [b][/b]

Try Chapel of His Glory-(Pastor Kunle Salami(SNR PASTOR)
its a good place to worship and be spirit filled.
Even when Daddy Adeboye came to town around 2001, pastor Salami was part of the people that pre-ministered before pASTOR adeboye came on stage.

I approve this.

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SamConquer: Waz all this ''oga at the top'' brouhaha am very angry and pissed with these now. . .can't someone allow this Man Rest,although he have show the world he got the job by ''man know man'' syndrome in Nigeria. . .anyway if you want to know how angry i am, just walk towards the office of my ''oga at the top'' or Better Still Visit My Website WWW.NSCDC.

Nairalanders, to be sincere methinks it's not compulsory we make comments in English when we can do so flawlessly in our mother tongues. I'm sick & tired of you folks that use English so poorly on Nairaland. Every Tom Dick & Harry criticises Mr. Shem Obafaiye( of the 'Oga at the Top' saga) but unfortunately, these same people aren't good at English. C'est domage!

Ikpediarukevwe: Rubish... U kill by d gun and die by the gun.. Na xo all those yeye police take dey die like fowl.. Boy dey hustle una dey block them... Cant u kill the big politician thieves? Abi dem must carry gun first.. Kill 'em all.

Young man, for goodness sake be smart. There's power in words. You may just be considered as an armed robber with your statement. To think that you even uploaded your picture & run a blogsite. Wisdom, son, wisdom!

Hmmmmmmm. More comments Nairalanders

Nairalanders, What's your take on Pitroipa as the man of the tournament in the recently concluded AFCON in South Africa? From my own point of view, I believe he deserves the award. & there's something about his pace. He sure does know how to weary defenders. Indeed, he is an asset to Burkina Faso. If he continues this way, he might win the African Footballer of the Year award or better still, Fifa player of the Year.

Abbeyme: My suspicion is that Big wigs in Presidency may be uneasy about the Forum that more can-of -worms may be exposed

My very thoughts

Larrylarex: if someone sneeze beside me, i'll say 'gesundheit' that is the correct word to use, it's origin is german and it literally means:
'good health to you!'

Dude, I approve this!

kulyie: I will only brag about him or her when we've both experienced challenges together,when we've both experienced d good, d bad and d ugly,by then ill b able to know his/her level of love for me and then ill boldly beat my chest and say yes,dats my wife/husband.shes really an epitome of womanhood.if we dont eat plenty of jolof rice and chicken togeda and also drink
plenty of garri togeda without fish or akara,if we av nt both experienced lanlord eviction with no money,built house(s) togeda,basically struggle and enjoy togeda as well as quarell and settle with one another,i'm not goin to b fooled by bragging about anybody.because human beings will always b human beings,d person u least expect to dis apoint u can,til den i can only brag about wot i can n cannot do

Hmmmmmm...WORD!