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Unilorin... Better by far

Morgan1092: I tink its because d re needed in almost all engineering activities/fields, hence we re d heads in engineering profession. #I hv askd a similar question once#

k, tanx...

J12: Ok. Sorry

Ur profile pix don mak me lauf piss 4ma shokoto... Dnt ask me why I viewed it oo...

Yomieluv: Waoh, the mum is awesome.

But my mum can do better than that woman.she wrestled me from the belly of an elephant once.

Na belly hug U nd d elephant dey do??

Ace Ventura: Dangote is an examplary Nigerian, so any Nigerian that believe in hard-work, persevaranve, fairness, and have a competitive spirit would have a soft-spot for a success story whih Dangote represents.

@Knowall,

If only you knew all the concession like zero duty that Aliko enjoys from the government, you won't recommend him for the hot seat. The man can't face competition, that y he pushed the likes of Ibeto Cement out of biz using the government as his tool. Nigeria is a massive market & that dude can wake up on the wrong side & decide to sell a bag of cement for 5k.

Thank God the likes of Bua Cement is giving him a run for his money.

I heard any tin called Bua has got Ya'adua's stamp on it, so he cnt easily push dat out of market...

redcliff: [size=14pt]MUMUNI ALAO. I like your Law of Attraction principle but please be realistic.[/size]

U no gn kil me wit lauf oo. Na d guy name b dat??

KnowAll: Are therefore saying Adenuga is not a billionaire in his own right? and who is Folorunsho?

Folorunsho is the richest woman in Africa, dre is a thread 4ha already...

Yomieluv: Nawa ooo,so if na there I dey,I for don dey prison? Well,I no kukuma abuse GEJ pass 10times.

Wit dix glaring evidence, U ar here by sentenced to 10yrs imprisonment wit hard labour...

[quote author= Baba-Ibrahim]Religious issues like this should not be on the front page,this is because some Nairalanders once fell from moving Okada,so their response to sensitive issues is mostly out of the line.[/quote]Cos sme pipl af decided 2mak madness dir hobby dsn't mean thread deserving FP shldnt b put dre. We jst af 2learn au 2 coexist wit each oda peacefully...

[quote author=akande.james]i am always amazed at the level of hatred we display just because of religion. for God sake, both religion preaches peace, tolerance and love for one another. Christians are quick to insult (God) Allah while Muslims are too weak to control their temper. At least, some families have both and they co exist peacefully. seriously, the religions are not the problem but the SELF is to be blamed for not comprehending the message in their books. dont be at each others throat cos if u die on that, I bet u God no send u that message o. if the avenue is available let both Muslim and christian leaders who understand the content assiduously come to terms and argue constructively so their followers would understand the content deeply and not cause chaos in Nigeria. Religion preaches. if a man commits a sin, dont blame religion, blame him for his character, that's common sense. I don talk my own o. [/quote]Well said. Wetin even dey pain me paz b say dix mata wey dey cause wahala here apen 4 IRAQ, nt even in 9ja oo. Plz let us giv PEACE a chance...

Enangson: You're late for that meeting. Is it okay to speed up a little? Let's see... nope. Now you're on the side of the highway, waiting for the cop to come down on you with questions about your license and registration. What should you do? How does someone deal with this?


1 Pull over immediately. Set your hazard lights on, turn off the radio, and then cut the engine. Roll down the window, and make sure both your hands and your passengers hands are visible.

2. Be sure to address the cop as"officer ." This shows respect.

3. Always tell the truth . Never claim you didn't do it (if you did), but remember that you have the right to remain silent.

4. Don't argue with the officer . Giving any reason for the officer to take interest in your case may actually encourage him to appear in court in offense (many defendants succeed in court because the witness officer is not present).

5. Don't admit anything. Often police ask if you know why you were stopped. Contrary to popular opinion, a really great reason for the violation does not help. Anything you say can be used against you as an admittance of guilt.

6. Contact a lawyer . If you fail any test and are charged, just remain silent and call a lawyer.



Tips

Be willing to cooperate. If you prove stubborn, the officer may find a reason to arrest you on the spot.

Keep your license and registration where you will know to find it. In the glove compartment or under the seat, as long as it doesn't take too long to retrieve it.

Be Forgettable. If you make a scene, the officer will likely document the incident in more detail that he would have otherwise. If you are planning on fighting the citation, you want the officer to remember as little about the stop as possible.

A policeman is only doing their job. If you're cooperative they're more then likely cut you a break.

Warnings
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Running away or attacking the police officer never helps. It will ALWAYS make your load heavier, in legalized ways.

All dix gist na season film. All U'af 2do is as simple as dix.... Kip smal change whr U can easily get it, den hand it ova 2im...

koolet: Guy upload ur own pics nau make we see ur head

the tin big sotey d pinchure no go gri upload...

J12: They look different. Where did he get his "nuclear warhead" from? Abi was he adopted?

Rotflmao.... Mouth no go kil una here oo...

[quote author=itunu_07]U pple shd stop quoting the entire write-up abeg, jst type ur comment nd we will understand u,..
*i will vex nd drop dis fone oo*[/quote]abeg try drop am insyd water...

Pre-degree nko??

Idowuogbo: Who is dis pariolodo gan sef? I no u? Azz muncher! Bounce abeg! Mstewww...enemy of progress

I no u?? Speaking in John Cena's voice; *U cant see me*

Idowuogbo: Hey, am 13! U aite?

U meant 31 bah??

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Go and Read your Books![/color]

All work nd no play mak codedrock a .......... boy...

Idowuogbo: Hey, am 13! U aite?

Taaaa, U wey b ma grandma sku moda 4 sec sku den...

[quote author=the_ripper]So Uche Jumbo na Abia person, me think se na PH babe o, which one b Jumbo na?[/quote]1st pinchure...

Anubiri: Abeg mak una go sit dwn 4 gutter...

Better...

Anubiri: Abeg mak una go sit dwn 4 gotter...

uhh

Scarpon: no red carpet? ?
I no see Karen wetin happen

She neva recover finish frm shock; cos of d slap she r'civ frm d last party she b attend...

Truckpusher: Once you notice those eyes saying yes while her mouth says no just grab her to the nearest corner and kiss her passionately and the rest will be history-guy no dull me oh

GBAM

Etumgbe: Girl; it's paining me,

boy; make I remove am,

girl; no

Mod, he has jst derailed dix thread...

Chop my money...

Omen100: what will you have him say? , even me say ok to it.

Bird of a feather na d same mama born dem...

ujchief: There is definitely a big deal, it will forever be etched in ur
Memory. Lampard did same to drogba few seasons ago in the last match
Of the season when drogba was gunning for highest goal scorer.
Drogba later scored later sha.

U neva stil 4get??

If dix story is actually true; I cant begin 2 imagine what dix man wud'af done if was made d health minister, Nafdac chairman or incharge of any research institute in 9ja. Instead he was made chairman of INEC where history ll nt remember him 4gud. A case of square peg in round hole...

If dix story is actually true; I cant begin 2 imagine what dix man wud'af done if was made d health minister, Nafdac chairman or incharge of any research institute in 9ja. Instead he was made chairman of INEC where history ll nt remember him 4gud...

Shey na d Maurice Iwu wey I sabi(INEC) abi na anoda 1, cos if na INEC Iwu, Lab observers gas double check d xperimental results, cos d guy fit don rigg d Lab result oo...