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Fvcktards, use your brain. There is no f ucking GOD!!






Christianity claims that worshipping Ifa (am yorùbá) and all other orishas, is bad. Because God showed himself to some plagiarist and psycho ISRAELIs. If the so called religion, just like Ifa, didn't start simultaneously all over the world, but from an handful people, how can they be right?




Ifa started from yorùbá land. Christianity started from Antioch. How can Christians claim the good God since he is a punny to start from a place, just like Ifa??





Quote me stvpidly, and be my hell cell mate

*yawns with cold*

Total BS.

Do not buy Nokia C1 (that phone do me wickkeddd ooooo)




Do not watch spartacus and use sefan.ru (those things did maximum fatality on my head!! Mortal Kombat things!!)



Do not agree to date Ada. She asked you out and dumped you. What a DAM




Do not relent in reading, cos EEE no be play play



DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD!! It will rob u of a million and one thing.

If I get married,





She wouldnt use stones to shop. To buy a car, to buy a washing machine, to buy food for the house, to even show off to friends, family and enemies.





She needs money. .

She would understand that time. So far I didn't cheat. So what?

Lol @ ^^^^^^^^^









well, its your responsibility, deal with it. . . If you shy away from your child and mother now, then you are a chicken. . . And a failure.





Being too young ain't an option here. . . Nigga!!

Teempakguy:
hehehe. e just tire me eh. my own parents have started calling me insane because i revealed to them some misconceptions from the bible. and i didn't even present it from an atheistic standpoint. at least one can forgive those ones. they don't have much knowledge of science. it's these supposedly enlightened people that are just shocking me.

E tire me oo!!



My brother just told me am attending the youth convention at province (am 18, so, I am eligible). I told him frankly, I AM NOT GOING. He said even if na smuggling and bundling, I will go. . . It will shock him I wnt go. . .



Do u think I should? go? Mind u, I can't even pray again. . . Many Christians songs have been replaced by Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, T.I and C++. If at all I am going, I WILL GO TO SCOUT GRLS, TAP CURRENT (close ur eyes joor ) or even sex. Even though I dnt believe in God, such behaviour there is inappropriate. Thats ETHICS. . .



My point is :- WHY FORCE ME WHEN I DONT WANNA GO? HE KNOWS AM NOT SERIOUS ABOUT CHURCH, PRAYER or all their songs. Why say I MUST GO? Eating ur cake (saying religion/Christianity is not by force) and still have it (forcing me). . . think I should go?

bxcode:
Am saying this in love really..... your situation is a typical example of those that have been given over too reprobate minds. You are wallowing darkness which will only lead you to self destruct and then you will go and face that being you have despised and ridiculed just for the fun of it DESPITE KNOWING THAT HE EXIST. I hope you are getting ready for that day bro.... it's gonna be awesome.

oh!! Bruhh!! I know you care, but I just cannot believe in your GOD. . . .

Teempakguy:
oh i AM an atheist. we, as sons of lucifer, are quite adept at quoting the bible.

all hail the flying spagetti monster.

cc dekatron.

Bruhh!!




Flying spaghetti showed me a vision last night. . . I ate amala by 00:45 today. As I laid down. . . A light shone on me, I saw giant pastas. They were white and gleaming like they have soy sauce on them. . . . . Shall I go on? Pastor menesheh must hear this!!






Theists and double standards!!

Fulaman198:
Hey brother, you have some very excellent questions. Before I address them, I wanted to take the time to say that your story about teaching yourself general computing was very heart-warming and i urge you to continue on that path. Now, let me address your questions.

Are there computers that come pre-installed/pre-loaded with Linux? Yes, there are a few, one may be able to find Ubuntu Linux on Dell, HP, Lenovo and Asus computers. However, they are hard to find.

Minimum requirements for installing Ubuntu Linux are even less demanding than Windows OS, they are as follows: Ubuntu Desktop Edition
700 MHz processor (about Intel Celeron or better)
512 MiB RAM (system memory)
5 GB of hard-drive space (or USB stick, memory card or external drive but see LiveCD for an alternative approach)
VGA capable of 1024x768 screen resolution.
Either a CD/DVD drive or a USB port for the installer media.

I do urge you to install Ubuntu as using it is quite simple. The GUI is quite easy to familiarise yourself with.

You definitely can overwrite Windows OS all together with a fresh Ubuntu Linux installation. It may take about half an hour or so for the entire installation process. Feel free to ask as many questions as you like.

This is really good news!!




But, I wish to know :- WHAT EXACTLY CAN LINUX DO THAT WINDOWS CAN NEVER TRY?



If I wanted to port to Windows back, how do I do that??



Can I create a partition on my PC (Hp, SATA HDD) and then install Ubuntu on the second partition?


THANKS SIR.

Nawa oo


lalasticlala, move this nah

bxcode:
Did you care to know why the young generation stopped going to church? Did you try to find out what happened to their Christian faith and what the whether the generation before then passed something tangible to them to hold on to?
Do you know that Christianity started in Antioch, somewhere in the Middle east?
Do you know that those living there now are predominantly Muslims?
Do you know that Nigeria in the near future may end up like one of those countries because Christians are nut truly doing what is biblically expected of them?
But do you know that despite all these drops and changes in the origin of Christianity that Christianity has continued to grow at an unprecedented rate compared to any other religion of the world?
Do you know that even if the whole human race turns against God, it won't make him less who he is by an inch?
Do you know that Christianity will continue to grow and nothing whatsoever will stop it?
Do you know where your hope is?

1. They stopped going to church cos they found out that God is a delusion, just like we are telling you. They did what we told you to do :- USE YOUR HEAD!!


2. The elder generations probably didn't pass enough BS down because they are doing what we are :- REJECTING THE IDEA. Even if they didn't, its a WIN-WIN cos religion is dying PER GENERATION (Islam is s stubborn b1tch, but she will fulfil that too. Tartar9,empiree, rilwayne001, take note)


3. Yes, I know. My JSS3 CRS teacher taught me that (Mrs Afolabi or something). Christianity started from antioch. Its in the book of ACTS.


4. They became Muslim cos of HISTORY. I'd recommend History 101. Don't worry, its just 1 unit.



5. Well, thats your problem. If Nigeria becomes that, who cares? Besides, IT CANNOT HAPPEN. . . . You can say the NORTH, but not Whole Nigeria. Not in this age. . . . Those countries that became Muslim long ago, not 21stcentury. Capische?



6. If we all revolt against God, and he still retain his Glory, WHY FORCE US THEN? WHY SAY THAT WE WILL ROAST IN HELL FOR NOT FOLLOWING HIM? WHY FORCE US TO BELIEVE?. . . To any logical person, by implication, we all should be atheists and He still won't be bothered. . . Then, it contradicts the verse :- A FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO GOD. As such, NEVER EVER QUOTE THAT VERSE FOR ME AGAIN. . . OR YOUR FELLOW THEISTS. . . . Either you say that :- IF WE DON'T WORSHIP GOD, HIS GLORY WILL BE NOTHING AND HE WOULD BE MOVED or YOU REMOVE THAT VERSE :- A FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO GOD from the Bible.



7. No.The topic of this thread provides empirical evidence. You just committed a sin. Lying, pretence and hypocrisy . Better go on your knees and beg your sky daddy. Else, at the end, you wll meet dekatron in hell. My hell cell mate.


8. My hope is in FLYING SPAGHETTI.

Hahaahahahahahahahahaaha!!





Lemme park here.



*Drives Lamborghini, steps out with versace, smoking weed with Genesis 1:1's page*



whats popping here?? I am here to kick some derrier here today

Fulaman198:
Ok ladies and gentlemen, I apologise for having not updated this thread in a long time, I have gone ahead and created a script for you guys to assess. Again, its a very simple script written in the BASH programming language. The purpose of the script is to iterate through an entire process in which it searches an entire Directory (utilising a For Loop), and then upon reading the directory, it returns whether the elements within the directory are either a File or another directory within a directory.

In Image 1, I created a few files with names of our beautiful Nigerian Ethnicities (sorry if you do not see your own, I was in a hurry to update this thread), and 2 directories in which I place Fulani Music and Hausa Music. Please have a look.

In Image 2, you can find the source code of this simple script.

Okay. Cool!!


I have a question. I have been hearing alot about LINUX and trust me, I wish to know. The noise is too much.


To the question :-

DO WE HAVE COMPUTERS PRE-INSTALLED WITH LINUX? I mean, Hp makes WINDOWS INSTALLED PC. Apple, MAC OS X . . . Do we have for Linux?




Second, what are the minimum requirements if I were to say that :- I WANT TO REMOVE/FORMAT MY HARD DISK AND INSTALL LINUX FRESH!!




Can I erase Windows on an Hp or Windows laptop generally, and put Linux there? Does that mean that the computer's keypads (like start button) will be obsolete on Linux? Or Linux also has something for that?



Please, i have NEVER USED ANOTHER OS apart from Almighty Punny Windows. I even taught myself to use a PC. Didn't attend a computer training like my friends. HAVEN'T EVEN PERSONALLY USE MAC OS X before.

Fvckk!! Right!!

I am down right now!!






An Average Muslim is a potential terrorist. All he needs is LITTLE, VERY MINUTE convincing and brainwashing.






If I have a wish, it is to have WAR MACHINE SUIT. I will personally shoot them dead. ANY CRAZY ISLAMIST I LAY MY HANDS ON, I will throw ethics into the air and DEAL WITH HIM LIKE A BARBARIAN HE IS.





Guys, watchout for Tartar9, he is a potential terrorist . Yes, I said it. . . Report to MOD to ban me.

HCpaul:
I just like the way you layout your writeup. You must be a great writter then.

I love your challenge, but who exactly is flying spagetti?

The name doesn't sound like that of a worrior and army.

Am trying to reply you but am dozing off already.

I will reply you tomorrow.

Flying spaghetti is my God and creator. . . Better not blasphem him. That HOT OIL that always simmer when hot, is one of the proofs of his existence. He can make it to pour on you cos he created you and also controls all HOT COOKING FLUIDS. . . REPENT!! Over to Chef(pastor) Hahn

Nice

dalaman:
How do you know that his existence doesn't have any meaning or value? Does your own existence have a better meaning and value than his because he doesn't share your belief?

Don't mind them. Thunder fire them & their God.

Lwkm!! You guys are really hilarious!! I didn't pay attention to this thread (religion section generally) cos I know you guys are doing the good job





Like u said :- He definitely would create another earth, put another Adam(Version 2.0.1) and create another Eve(V2.0.1). He will then create another Cain . . . Create another flood and then continue. He is definitely sick.




No porn, No sex, No food, No sleep, Nothing that saying HOSSANA HOSSANA!! Sounds great!!



What God has cost me ehn. . . I remember I was the school's prayer co-ordinator. I had chances to straff those girls then. But PASTOR AYOMIDE doing such? GOD WILL PUNISH ME!! . . . Today, one of the girls no dey follow me talk romance self & we dey the same school.




Thunder fire God!! I don vex for am!! This one the pressure is high on my Teenage brain. . . . Make I try am self. . .

HCpaul:
Before replying you, let me first pray for your brothers to come to your rescure because am just going to defeat you.

The same way jonnydon can reply your message is the inferior way i can communicate with God and recieve answers.

King David said: "The God that created the eyes, shall he not see? The God that created the ear, shall he not hear? The God that created the mouth, shall he not speak?"

TB Joshua even stated that a relationship must not be one eye sided. If i can speak to him then i can also hear from him.

And that is why we christians meditate on his word and draw revelations. The medium of our communication is our incurruptible heart.
And that is why a real christian did not belong to this world but living under the frequency of heaven on heart.
Meaning! Our heart is heaven.


Mind you, you can't speak to God and hear from him because you are not connected with any relationship model.

When have you meditate last?
When have you prayed last?
Do you have the holy ghost?



If only you know the beautiful paradise impregnated in the heart of the christians you would have repent a long years ago.


I will still express the claim more by tomorow.


3 - 1 (score)

Walahi, am just seeing this mention. . . Else, I for don burst ur brain nah!! Okay, you aint Wizkid!



From the lubbish you spit there, YOUR FIRST WRONG DOING IS QUOTING THE BIBLE!!

I, as an atheist, cannot be debating with you & then accept the testimony of your HOLY BOOK. Of course, you will tweak it to your advantage!! Thats what YOU do. Now, we were talking about EMPIRICAL and LOGICAL and PHYSICAL proofs, not some STORY BOOKS!! Okay. Hahn, plaetton, cold. . . This guy is quoting bible. Let us also quote the FLYING SPAGHETTI BOOK- THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE. Hcpaul, Maggi Chapter 1 vs 45 says :- AND FLYING SPAGHETTI from the pot of the ITALIAN CHEF came the aroma. And FLYING SPAGHETTI loves the aroma and he said unto me :- SON OF MAN, flying spaghetti hears you. Speak my name anywhere and I will answer. Verse 46 says :- Shall I NOT SMELL? Did I NOT MAKE THE TOMATO SAUCE FOR THE KOREA SPAGHETTI? SHALL I NOT KNOW IT?? And A GREAT JOY LEAPT IN MY HEART AFTER THESE SAYINGS

hahn & plaetton, did I quote it correctly? Oh yes!! I did. After all, ANGEL CANNED SARDINE SHOWED ME IN MY ROOM BY 2:00 am.




To you, Hcpaul, you talk about me NEEDING A SPECIAL CONNECTION TO LISTEN TO GOD. Again, in your obnoxious naiveity (pardon my gbagaun), you shot yourself in the thigh. How?? Good.






What of those guys that worship Zeus? Is Jesus/God also Zeus? If yes, then, why is he foolish enough to be open in Greece, and demand strange attention in Israel. If NO, THEN HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOUR GOD IS THE ONLY ONE? SINCE ZEUS IS ALSO GOD? AND THEY HAVE MANY BOOKS ON HIM?




Again, anything that need special worship for us to know him, when he knows that we will burn in hell if we dnt encounter him, and still prefer to show only some SELECTED FEW THAT CANNOT REACH THE WHOLE WORLD TILL SOME PEOPLE DIE, YET THOSE THAT DIED WOULD BURN COS HE WAS FOOLISH TO THE EXTENT OF NOT BEING OPEN. . . SUCH A BEAST IS SICK. Yea. You couldn't understand what I typed, but I just typed a PART OF THE PERSONALITY OF YOUR GOD



Again, TB JOSHUA :- Pastor Hahn. A leading flying spaghetti pastor said :- RELATIONSHIP MUST BE TWO SIDED.


Holy Ghost?? Let him show himself, else, to me, he is just him. A GHOST!!



Meditate? Yea, I do. I meditate on writing and developing Apps for smartphones using VISUAL STUDIO and C++. I plan to integrate a GPS enablement in the app, to point to eateries and places that signup on my database. I am still thinking about how many months I need to learn c++ and Java to do that. So, I meditate.




Yea, you said it all. PARADISE IN THE HEART OF CHRISTIANS. AND IT LIVES IN THEIR HEART ALONE. . . GOD MUST BE A BADASS PSYCHO TO BURN SOME AND THEN KEEP SOME WITH HIM COS OF HIS OWN FOOLISHNESS AND MISTAKE. SOUNDS DOPE.





*yawn* . . . Therefore, because you are no match for me & my brothers, the score is now :- 5-3. Shoulda been 7-3, but onto say you have no logical point, I dash u two. . . .

Cc: hahn, plaetton, johnydon22, menesheh, freecocoa, krystalkriz and my other family I cannot remember. . . . I think these people think my quietness is cluelessness.

Stormrex is bae!!







Pent Hauz!!



God!! Is it me?? I find Igbo girls HOT!!

Thats how we roll!!
#Naija

Shiit




hope phone intimacy go follow am? I already have enough HI HI.

Sigh!

HCpaul:
I win!

My next thread title will be: "How i win all Nairaland Athiests."


I won you in my first thread, likewise the second and most especially here too.


I am just ready to take up the challenge. Prove yourself...

Let me go and sleep as a winner.

My prayer points:
Lord! Thank you for making me to win and overcome all Nairaland athiests.
In Jesus name i have prayed.

To all saints in the house, with our faith we have invade and overcame nairaland athiests.

Latest by next week, am switching to islam.

Goon mi!! Listen.



You said :- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE JOHNYDON22, ifeness, hahn, teempakguy, and my other atheist brothers them, means they dont exist (From the analogy that atheists use that since I cannot see God, he doesn't exist). Good!! Is that the best u can do??



I don't do all these here cos my brothers are there for u. But you definitely cannot win.

Lets Go:-


The concept of I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, personally stems from the fact that I CANNOT SEE HIM, HEAR HIM, SMELL HIM. HE CANNOT ANSWER ME. HE DOESN'T REPLY MY QUESTIONS.

Remilekun101 opened a thread for johnydon22. They haven't met personally, but they talk. Its only logical to believe and ascertain that johny is alive. How is it logical? Good!! He asks questions, johny replies. NO DELAY. Does an inanimate object type and reply answers that he wants? To further buttress my point :- I WILL OPEN A THREAD AND ASK GOD QUESTIONS. IF GOING BY YOUR WHACKY WHACK FOOLISH MENTALITY, SINCE THE UNEXISTING JOHNY CAN ANSWER, YOUR GOD MUST ANSWER TOO, AFTER ALL, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THEM BEFORE. Do you agree?? Are you in? I want ur answer. And if johny can answer and ur god cannot answer PERSONALLY, then, I just beat u black and blue. You, pusyy nigga just got fvcked(gangster shiit there boy!! )


Again. You talk about using emotions/feelings/logic to talk. Shall we do this again? Okay. When you are talking, can you see your words? Does that mean that your words don't count or prove nothing since you cannot see them? Listen, if the answer is NO (your words are invisible but prove a point), then it shows that I don't need a God. Why? I can't see my words, but they do wonders. . . . I want you to show me the PHYSICAL WORD OF GOD that holds bar. Please don't give me the BS (BULLSH.IT) of CONSULTING THE STORY BOOK called bible. . . I want proof of GOD, RAW. Not what some Archaic desert men THINK god said.




The score is now 2-1. . . Bring it on!!

Owning WAR MACHINE suit.






Running a military contractor company. . . Like Hp (the computer maker)




Dating Laura. . . That will soon come to pass. . Ain't gonna be a fantasy no more

I know a kid, praise. . . . She is more beautiful than this. . . Pity she isn't a celebrity child. .





But seriously, i must to marry a beauty queen oo

Next time I also do a sketch of Mohammed . . . Y'all will bring out your knives and shout JIHAD!!






In France, a sketch of Mohammed was made, and alot of people were killed IN THE NORTH O!!




But you are here insulting another person's religion, yet, yours that claim peace will kill me if I did this. . . You are an hypocrite and a fool.



Cc: johnydon22. Help me talk senses into him, biko

cc: Rilwayne001