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RoyalBlak007:
Super!...one bottle for yu

Lol. . . Abi. . .


#DrinkOfTheMen

sickstars:
abeg i don book for chief brides maid

hehehehehehehehehehehehe . . . You are welcome



& my bride would probably be igbo too. . . Me & Igbo girls dey like 2 + 2. Lol

Renting an airspace. Wear a normal suit like every groom. Have A.I schedule the IVs and robots verify IV before entering. . . . Have reception on a yatch. Strictly by IV.




I don't need the church BS. I will just have a priest come and do his shii. Go to Court and do the real thing. . . Apart from reception, in 2hours, I should be done.

Hello guys here. I do not know anybody in this section, however, I am still going to ask.





I have a campus tech startup. It is on the verge of launching. However, I do not know how to get my business registered in order to access loan in banks (I need loans than anything). I am asking you guys :- HOW DO I REGISTER A TECH STARTUP? We are going into hardware and software. Providing solutions to I CAN'T SEE THE BOARD problems, being able to buy stuffs even when its dark, during night class (Night class birds know how it feels. Being hungry, but the sellers have all gone home or slept, hostel doors locked, etc) . . . Also, providing tech problems to campus transportation. We all would agree that there need to exist a legal and formal registration and backing. To prevent other campus rivals and other big companies from encroaching on my startup when our solutions boom (am sure it would).



How do I get registered? What is the amount of money? What certificates do I need?? I AM A STUDENT AND I AM GOING INTO THIS, SOLO. . . Atleast, till the startup stands well. . . Please help.




Lalasticlala, please help. . . Out of 5 years am spending on campus, two years is almost gone. No time!!


Thanks

cc :- lalasticlala, seun & other people that can spread this around

Hey teem.



Copying such codes is actually totally normal. You understand how the codes work? Good!!



However, challenging yourself is the key. I bet you started Java before me, you have more time for it than me, you have more learning resources than me. But guess what?? I am writing a resistor calculator in Java. ALL ON MYSELF!! How??


I see this :- import.java.util . . . bla bla bla. . . I copy it!! Since I know its for accepting user input, I type whats next on my own :-

string s;

System.out.println ("Enter a letter" . . . Bla bla bla
. . . I then declare my variables and create an array. . . But it started from me copying the import.java.util thing.



My point :- Copy, but try and also complete on your own. The harder, the fun. Thats programming. . . .


And NEVER EVER EVER LOOK AT THOSE GUYS ON TV. Focus on yourself. Take strolls down the street, with headphone blasting mozart or Enya. . . Have a pen and jotter always. Even as a noob, ideas can suddenly come to you-- Eureka moment. And you don't have your PC with you. . . Just write whatever comes. . Always think about the codes when you are very very happy. . . . NEVER THINK OF SEYMOUR BIRCHOFF or CHLOE O'BRIAN or FELICITY SMOAK. . . Work on yourself first. Just admire them. Dont base your programming life on becoming them. You would be frustrated

Preaching the gospel is like intentionally spreading a deadly disease

This is total foolishness.


I bet those guys are :- KingEbukasblog, bxcode, Vooks. . .


and they will be forming macho on nairaland.

*Facepalm*


This is an Insult. . . To engineering. Not again!! *sad face*



And its not an invention. We already have planes and helis

Or rather say YOU!!


Anyway . . . The nigga should go to school. He would have a certificate and also have the programming skills.

I'd want us to get married ASAP




If she can't cook, I can. If she cant wash, there are machines that wash dishes and clothes. So far she is so financially mature . .
...



WILL YOU DO ME THE PLEASURE OF HAVING MY CHILDREN??



I want a woman that can manage my cash. . . Not somebody that sees me as a money bag. And also . .
. SHE CAN TWERK!! She'd gimme that private lap dance. . And 'her booty do the yoga' . . Lmao

Bleep!!

Telling a lady that :-

1. She is fat.
2. Her eye pencil is awkward

3. You have no money (always)

Three.


Two biological, one adopted. Named :-


DekatronII,

Osinachi

My wife names the girl(s). . . My generation wll adopt the family name :- Dekatron. . DekatronII, DekatronIII, DekatronIV. . .


But if I would choose a female name, Beatrice, Laura would top the list

As of now, non of my two Exes have asked a crazy request. Because I don't take BS when it comes to promises/money. . . Besides, we never dates for money. My first Ex rather spent on me (she wooed me though. Back in 2012)

Yes. I support all


Addition :-


Always see the bright future even when hormonal flunctuation makes everything tasteless and meaningless (trust me, it happens to most teenagers, me inclusive.


2. Do not be afraid to dream big. I dreamt of building robots, now I am doing little. I dreamt if being a tech guy on campus, now anybody that needs some clarifications of ELECTRONICS (this wll lead us to point three), my chosen discipline, can meet me. . . I may not fully know it. . . But I definitely have an idea. I am NEVER clueless in Electronics.


3. Choose a discipline. . . Unless you are a well certified Polymath, like Da Vinci, Tesla, etc, I'D ADVICE YOU STICK TO A DISCIPLINE. Yes, I am not really a polymath, but I am a renaissance man. I know alot of stuffs (bragging aside).


4. NEVER BE SCARED OF TALKING TO OLDER PEOPLE. I have a friend. He is a Dr. He works in a big company. . Since he has a Doctorate degree in my discipline (Electrical/Electronics), I saw him as a mentor. I told him my dreams in electronics and all. . He was impressed. This bring us to :-

5. Never be afraid to talk about what you know. Even to a lecturer. Trust me, we all know talent when we see one. . . I told my Dr friend about my ideas and my . . . Ehm. . . What I can do (lost the word there). He was impressed. HE SENT ME MONEY TO CARRY OUT A PROJECT!! HE GAVE ME A RESEARCH GRANT!! . . . Never say never.



6. Have a role model. And mentor. Refer to above.

7. Always let off some steam. Go to parties, have a girlfriend if you can, walk about nude at home (this makes me think when I write programs, or soldering. Being nude makes me focus). .




I am an atheist. I wouldn't talk about your religion. . . I'd advice you dump religion though, if it is affecting you or you don't feel at home with it.







From an 18 year old Electronics nerd.

1. I never had an attention when I viewed the pic


2. Its art. I wouldn't mind having a painting of such in my . . . . LAB.


3. I can let my wife do so. . . Unless you are a pervert, nothing is wrong here. Even when ladies are well clothed, perv. guys would always UnCloth them in their (our) heads.



4. If I had the chance & my wife sees nothing bad in it, I'd do that for us too. . . But it would be a painting & then made into sculpture.


Always appreciate the work of art. This isn't lewd or too explicit. The tits are covered. The kitty is covered. The armpit is well shaved. . . So, whats the big deal Any guy that has an erection or thinking and fantasizing when viewing this picture, should watch it.



AGAIN, ITS ART & SO FAR MY WIFE WANTS TO, SHE HAS MY 100% support. . . Most art works that are appreciated are always in this way. . Another artwork is a bare chested mother feeding her kid. . . Guess guys would have erection on seeing a sculpture boons and tits. . Then such niggz are DAWGGZZ!!

Op, no bobo us na




At this age of the www .


Back to the Future Car. < <

F uck!!


Mods don high, them dey see things < < <

rattlesnake:
Smh

When me and my cousin dey FUTA we were FCS evangelists....

Egbon . . .FUTA no kuku gt enough babes . . If person wan become randy self, where are the girls?? Lol

Adaowerri111:
This Eritrea thing dey vex person, it should be one man one wife

*yinmu*


Story for the gods!!


one man one wife koo . . Me I be full blooded yoruba o. . . Na white man talk say na one man one wife. Not Ifa!!

Congrats bro.


As a fellow nairalander, and teenger, I owe u a pack of diaper and sachet (jumbo) of morning fresh.



Goat!!



CD is just #100. You can gt it from the store on your street.





Just let the girl have the baby. And GET FU CK UP & BE A MAN. . . . Let your Mama take care of it all (trust me, she will)

Den of gays!!

Wow!!!

Who is this Kamirun225 WTF is wrong with you Nigga?? Don't be a woman wrapper and a hoe-wrapper. .



I hate niggas behaving weird for pus sy they can't have.




Op, who the fu ck are you?

Like say papa chiamaka no dey carry concubine when I dey live at Enugu.






I am proudly #Yorùbá



#omoluabi. . . Haters can go and die. . . Like say Igbo and SS no dey cheat. Awon werey!!

Meely meely.





Nicki, the best female rapper alive. . . Seriously, I fit give a milly to meet nicki (no pun intended)

Okay. So what??

holaralph:
I don't call those they call celebrity celebrity. I call them actors, actresses,song writer,musicians,pastors,imams,sheikh and majority of them are what I term LUCKY. They are unworthy of the name celebrity, what is there to celebrate about someone that as skeletons inside his or her cupboard, a being that as a very ugly past, ugly recent and ugly and haggard future that one can look up to. The only celebrity I know is JESUS CHRIST SON OF THE LIVING GOD, ANOBI ISSA S.A.W. And All holy prophets of God Almighty......... Whenever I see some scandals that those people call celebrity are into I laugh anyway......... Don't be surprise if another lady come with another child in the future........ Barristers Life is a kind of life We have to learn from........ MY VIEW

Have you eaten??

A mentor of mine in the US that works for a well know tech company told me :-



I CAN NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE THE CERTIFICATE OF AN ENGINEERING GRADUATE FROM A NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY. . . I wasnt shocked, but I was ashamed and sad. . .





NIGERIAN EDUCATION IS NOTHING!!

This one wey do head like peacock?? Na!!